>You will call me...COMMANDER!
>>217458091Cringe kino tbqh
>>217458091commander who?
>>217458091While Retaliation had a better Cobra Commander design I think Rise of Cobra is more fun overall. It feels like a toy commerical brought to life which I feel is what GI Joe is meant to be in live action, Also that Snake Eyes movie sucked, they made it so dull.
I thought this was a Raiders of Atlantis aka Atlantis Interceptors thread. How disappointing.
What the fuck were they thinking?
Comically awful film. I was amused. I don't recall the sequel at all.
>>217458091https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRrfnvGQG1I
>>217458091transformers wannabe shitthis was my friend's introduction to gi joe and he was actually miffed when he got into the older stuff and didn't see the gray robot suitsi nearly flipped his shit
What a ridiculously shit film.
>>217458126>Also that Snake Eyes movie sucked100% this. They cast Samara Weaving as Scarlett and that other hot chick as Baroness and wasted them. Also the movie had no clue what it wanted to be.
>>217458618Asian lead
Left or right
>>217458109the C.L.I.T. Commander
>>217458651Left (but I do like Samara more as an actress)
>>217458651i'll fuck the blonde first
I love the GI Joe movies, even the third one has its charms.
>>217458651Right. Though left looked really hot in P2.
>>217458091If I pulled that off would he die?
>>217458651
>>217459245Ha, who was he? Not Srg. Slaughter i hope lol
>>217459302
>>217459314Sgt. Stone apparently. A character that first appeared in GI Joe Extreme.
>>217459360What a bunch of assholes. Like how hard is it to use popular characters kids recognize, he coulda been Bazooka or Mutt (Junkyard is CGI). I recognized Firefly in one of these webms and my dick got hard. Is a little fan service too much to ask? I don't want to see Bruce Willis's puppet corpse pretending to be GI Joe himself.
>channing tatum only did GI Joe out of contract and demanded he get killed off right away in the sequellmao what a dumbass only movie were he was actuallly a serious actor
>>217458091>great performances in shitty movies
>>217459432Firefly was pretty cool.
>>217459206useless slow-mo but thank god for the more faithful outfitretaliation is so much better it hurts>>217459491channing dying in the sequel is what redeemed his duke
>>217458091I liked snake eyes, which is telling of how terrible the first 2 were.
>>217459166kino tbqh
>>217458091that part was rad as fuck and i knew nothing about the gi joe franchise when I first watched the movieinfactI think I only saw the last 30 minutes on tv when I first watched the movie and I still found that scene awesome
>>217459206Pure kino
Storm Shadow has been my favorite off the live action movies.
>>217458126CC Duke and Baroness are all friends and family took me out of the movie
>>217458651I'll take em both, I'm hardcore.
>>217459618Yeah that was kinda my point earlier about fan service. Sure they gave us Destro, Lady Jaye, even Flint. But it was all in name only.
I don't get it, GI Joe was a cartoon for selling toys. Why did it need a movie? A "serious" movie no less.
>>217459712To sell toys. They were hoping for the same success that the Bay Transformers had.
>>217459639>>217459659want me some prime adriennei'm still miffed her wonder woman show got canned, she didn't deserve to get jobbed by a jewess
>>217459785>>217459795>>217459805why is bayonetta in a gi joe movie?
>>217459912Why not?
>>217459206>me and the boys rolling up stag to the prom
>>217460058
>>217459712It was the 2010s, a lot of media companies thought they could create their own MCU
>no one's brought up Resolute yetDespite some odd characterization and a rushed ending, it's still the best Joe media imo
>>217460267
>>217458126>It feels like a toy commerical brought to lifeYeah but the designs were so shit no one would want the toys
>>217460232rise of cobra came out in 09
Street Fighter the movie was basically a G.I. Joe live action. It should be like X-Men from 2000. Have either an OC character, or one from the cartoon we don’t see much (Dusty) to be our eyes for the audience person. Focus on six joes, and have others with be mentioned or have walk on cameos. Make it a stand alone movie, just in case it’s not successful enough for a sequel. So no end credits scene with The Drednocks out whatever.
>>217460367>Have either an OC character, or one from the cartoon we don’t see much (Dusty) to be our eyes for the audience personthey did this for hellboy and mortal kombat and it didn't work wellthe bprd agent in hellboy was written out of the sequel and rumors suggest the mk oc will die in the next movie
Never forget when Cobra tried to eliminate fiat currency. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeGTV6fvgaM
>>217460128This movie was so good
>>217460276Wish it looked more like the 80s cartoon than anime slop but it was still good
>>217460479>cobra currencybro was literally on the crypto grind before the internet existed lmao
>>217459639>>217459659This is not Lady Jaye.
>>217460555I really like the updated look of the stock Cobra trooper.
>>217460605
>>217460451Good point. So use a Joe.
>>217460650or better yet, don't cast fucking channing tatum as duke and don't do a shitty prequel where cobra isn't cobra yet and is instead some faggot shit called "the doctor"
>>217460640Literally the perfect tomboy
This movie made me understand why everyone was bitching about Transformers.
>>217460998bayformers, for all its faults, was still at least in line with the lore and visual style.
