>Likable protagonist who actually has a personality>zero tryhard political intrigue (written by retarded dykes who cant write that stuff anyway)>zero wokeslop casting or writing>none of the tryhard nihilistic and vile edgyness of house of the dragon>lighter toned Mark Twainesque, misfits on an adventure together comfy atmosphereGoT bros, we are so back!
*poops in you're thread*
>>217459930Can’t take that dumb as fuck accent seriously. Go back to farming potatoes you smelly English wanka
>>217459930I find no faults
>>217459930>zero wokeslop castingLying shill faggot
>>217459930*juts out ass while squatting*BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>217459930>tall therefore likableyou are a woman or a homosexual
>>217460123shortcel detected
>>217459930its kino. chuds hate it because apparently shitting is "degenerate".
>>217459930and if by that you mean "back trying too hard", op, then yeah you're definitely back
>epic GoT theme starts>abruptly cuts to diarrheaBest part of the episode.
>>217460209So quirky! I haven't stopped laughing since!
>>217460226did that make you feel genocided, sweatie?
>>217460246I don't get it....Is it *worth* getting?
>>217460209would you suck a log of shit out of Dunk's asshole?
>>217460274Peter Claffey's about 6'5", and therefore a big bugger, but Dunk's almost seven feet tall. Imagine the size of those fucking logs.
>>217460020what was woke about it
>>217460295>"HOLD ME 'ORSE EGG AH'M GANNIN' FER A SHIT LIKE"/"yes ser">Ser Duncan sneaks off into hedge>farts and splutters noisily for a protracted period>"WHYAYE FUCKIN' NECTAR THAT">emerges from hedge, trip resumes>Egg gives a last look over his shoulder to the GIANT LOG sticking up out of the hedge
>>217460306I saw a chinese man as a background extra
>>217460351The realm needs good logs, Ser Duncan.
>>217460167short kings will outlast all talloids! rise up!
>>217460306there's a lightskin black girl
>>217460306Lyonel Baratheon played by a nigger.
>>217460209Saar Dunkin
>>217459995He's Irish you fucking spastic.
>>217459930>zero wokeslop castinglol
>>217459930How many blacks?
>>217459930>>zero tryhard political intrigue (written by retarded dykes who cant write that stuff anyway)beyond political intrigue being one of the core features of asoiaf shit, there is absolutely no chance this keeps up, you watched a 40 minute pilot retard
>>217460566no difference
>>217460295they should've given him RDJ stilts or something because it's weird everyone's acting like he's some freakish giant when he's not that much taller than them
>>217460177Yeah making a human into basically a zoo animal is degen. That is what our forefathers used to believe anyway. Maybe today we have accepted our monkeyness.
>>217461044mexican retard babble lmao
>>217460209they really fucked us not giving us the Dany shitting scene
