>>217450158
hung like a dornish
hi bald
>>217460075>no prev>no editionnice formatting faggot
>>217460075Can we drop the /hotd/? I never wanted this show to be associated with that slopfest.
"It's ok" Edition
>>217460138How about you make the thread next time bitch I don’t normally do it
>>217460146no
>>217460163i was making it but you were faster, now we have to manage with this shitty one
>>217460185Be faster next time goofy ah bitch
i really liked dunk ep 1 but dropped hotd season 2 after one episode why is this??
Why is dunk looking so confused and lost all the time, is he dumb?
>>217460138but it has the link to the previous thread
who cares, it'll die in the morning hours anyway
>>217460283>big tall fellow is a stupid idiotWhy is this archetype so shilled?
STANNIS STANNIS STANNISTHE ONE TRUE KING OF WESTEROS
>>217460307so will the series.
>>217460075I just realized this show wont have degenerated dramas and relationships (or what the women called forbidden love) so most of the female audience wont watch it It is very male-cored
>>217460350
why does everyone worship this retard? basically cheated using dragons his whole thing was hurr durr I'll burn everyone to death. only dorne was based enough to hold off his autism
>>217460386the second book has some romance if i remember correctly
>>217460075more hebrew box office pozz for good goysonly an actual golem would continue watching this slop post-house of the dragon unironically casting niggersi still don't know how anyone actually took that seriously without erupting into fits of laughter at brownoids attempting to portray nobility
>>217460429You could say the same about AlexanderHe is a great man of history so the specifics don’t really matter
Ser Dunken the above average height but not remarkably so
>>217460467
>>2174604896’5” is pretty tall
>>217460490woke
>>2174603445'12" manlets like to cope a lot. So, the 6'0" CHADS need to be taken down a peg. Many such cases! thank you for attention to this matter!
stop raping, ser
>>217460429if it was so easy then why no other dragon lord did it
Love Peter sm but genuinely how the fuck did he move from being a rugby player to playing a lead role in arguably the biggest franchises in the world. He’s a decent actor too.
>>217460623They needed someone really tall, bulky but not ogreish, British-adjacent, few fit that bill
>>217460623he is tall and looks like a guy from medieval europe
>>217460429This, the Targs had dragons and they cant even destroy feudalism and centralize their government It should take like 2,3 generations at best
>>217460467>GOY KIKE POZZED SLOP GOY CATTLE SLOP KIKED ZION BULL KEK SLOP GOY
I was going to say the scene of him shitting reminded me of the one in white lotus, kind of a weird 'author's hidden fetish' thing, but then I remembered shitting is in fact all over GRRM's writing and it's a faithful adaptation
>>217460429Same reasons people worship real life people who burn shit like Sherman. He won.
>>217460612Bad writingThe Targaryens are low-mid tier dragon lords at best Any other dragon lords could do the same or even better
>>217460612They died
>>217460075can't believe they made tanselle an ugly black. i always pictured tanselle as like a oona chaplin but tall.
>o3dpq44yf9mb1.png
TAOOBA
>>217460777>he can't believe there are smelly brown subhumans larping as people in an hbo show
>>217460784Based
>it’s another fighting over who makes the thread episode
>>217460668>>217460653Was there any training/did he start from square one? I wonder how the scouting for this role went. I feel like they wouldn’t risk the success of this series and the general reputation of got after hotd’s mediocrity on some random who just fits the bill unless there was some kind of previous theater experience. It’s just sort of shocking that someone can be a jock and still do well in the arts.
>>217460912to be fair, it's pretty one note right now, it's not like we see him having any range, just slouch and stutter, and I assume that's his normal accent too so there's not much in terms of line delivery.
>>217460715wrong, the correct answer is they didn't have an Aegon
>>217460966Trew. Maybe I should wait for later episodes to be flabbergasted over this.
>>217460980aegon didnt do shit he was actually kind of a retard. it was his sisters that were responsible for everything good and he is guilty of all the badt. hbo writers working on the conquest adaptation
>>217461049That is true actually
>>217461049>the conquest adaptationi hope it's a movie instead of a tv show
>>217460198Dunk is gurm showHotd is fanfiction
>>217461049Aegon being impotent and possibly gay has GRRM written all over it
>>217461150martin is a glorified golem at this pointtotally beholden to hboincapable of doing anything without their directionwill die before he completes his self appointed magnum opusembarrassing really
>>217461188Winds is coming out in 2027
>>217461218>WindsIt's over jimHe said he started writing She-Wolves and Village Hero again instead
>>217461218believablealso he will probably not only die before its finished, but some hbo yid will probably step in afterwards and finish it for him, completing his judeo golem pact with a final self inflicted embarrassment beyond the grave
stop raping ser
>>217461245Exactly they will come out and give him a shot of dopamine, S3 of HOTD will also piss him off
I fucking hate whores in hbo shows so much. If I have to listen to one more ugly actress delivering quips with a cockney accent I'm burning down the sept of Baelor.
>>217461327they were doing some pretty kinky stuff tho with pretending to be dead and that
>>217461327I love her (ginger whore)
>stop raping xir
i don't like when people say Egg has cancer
Daeron was hot.
>>217460389>>217460423Back when wojaks weren't fucking ugly and spammed by Facebook normies
>>217461541maybe he should stop looking like he came from an ad for shriners hospital for children then
>>217461188They made him rewrite Winds so all the characters are specifically described as wearing black leather in every scene.
>>217461285hold the door dunk
baratheon is so quirky and random
>>217460158>"It's ok" EditionRemove the shitting, Arlen smacking Dunk, the guy spitting snots in a cup and shorten the dancing scene with Lyonel The Not Laughing Storm Baratheon and it was a quite good otherwise.
>>217461327>I fucking hate whores in hbo shows so much.Second that to the point of hoping Manfred Dondarrion makes them eat his feces and reneges on paying them.
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP
>>217461541Sorry anon, I got this complex about bald people I associate with sickness. I have an uncle that got alopecia when I was young
>>217460429>only dorne was based enough to hold off his autismJust a reminder that Gurm (as well as anon) don't know shit about warfare.
>>217461639The dragon's natural counter, wide open desert
>>217461593Lmao that Targ prince is a manlet twink waiting to be raped by Dunk
>>217461589baratheon is once again showing to be the best house
>>217461615Deliciously satirical and boldly iconoclastic! Of course none of the sheep will get it.
>>217460389>>217460350BASED!!!
>>217461668sure if you always hoped to see ser lyonel depicted as a giant faggot
>>217461593jesus christ, what the hell is she wearing
>Every. Single. One. *dies*
>>217461593Why did they whiteface Baelor?
Why does a three hour movie need two directors and five (5) writers?
>>217461702whole image looks like a /fa/ meetup lol
>>217461593>remove the shitting>guy spitting snotsagre->Arlan smacking duck>dancing with Lyonelyou're a bitch nigga with no whimsy, those were good
>>217461593I did not know Massa Jawge was a manlet.
colors are better in this show
>>217461593Sex with Tanselle
>>217461711HBO is ridiculous when it comes to Dorne.>people gasp at how "swarthy" that Dornish n*gger Cole is while half the kingdom is black>Tumblr freaks out at a Targaryan that's only 50% Dornish being slightly swarthy
>>217461714is this shit really only 6 episodes? at least hotd is coming this year too right??
>>217461736Oh no, I sure would hate to be thought of as lacking "whimsy"!
>>217461031There's not a lot of good actors or they weren't able to showcase it because of the nature of the characters in got/hotd/kotsk. A lot of them got carried by the good dialogue back then. I could count less than five actors who were actually good in those shows.
>>217461736the dance scene was overlong and gay as fuck because it wasnt about whimsy it was about look how LE RANDOM AND QUIRKY xD he isyou seem brown
>>217461754Tanselle Too Cute
>Already Fujobait
>>217461758any proof for that?
So this is just A Knights Tale where the chicks also don't get naked?
>>217461789When you put it that way? Yeah?
>>217461754>>217461769hopefully the series will end with Tanselle stepping out from behind a tree and inviting Dunk to merge his loam with hers. final shot: Egg closing his eyes and covering his ears as their sloppy BRAAAAPing and farting render the theme tune
>>217461789boobs in episode 1
>>217461760fuck off with your goycattle coworkerspeak>>217461766have you thought that maybe you're so obsessed with faggots because you're a faggot yourself? imagine watching a scene where dudes are partying like drunk lads and the only think you can think of is "gay sex!!! gay seeeeeeex!!!!!!"
>>217461834
>>217461714Is everyone working on this show a woman?
>>217461834>call something gay>some browncel writes a incredibly high iq reverse psychology "arachnophobia secretly want to fuck spiders" diatribe about thinking about faggotsthe lady doth protest too muchanyway very hebrew of you but i dont talk to subhumans so save your cope
>>217461742Looks very strange
>>217461736>>Arlan smacking duckArlen smacking Dunk around like a Three Stooges movie was jarring and totally out of place in an otherwise nicely filmed and well acted serious scene. It was stupid.>>dancing with Lyonel>you're a bitch nigga with no whimsy, those were goodThe dancing scene was well done but it went on too long for no reason other than padding. If they had all that time to waste, then why not show earlier scenes of Arlen imparting folksy wisdom to Dunk?
>>217461821Do you really think that making posts like these is consequence-free?
>>217461789if you actually watched the show instead sucking your roommate's dick you'd see some
>>217461742>colors are better in this showYes, nice cinematography.
>>217460075I try really hard to not use subtitles, but some of these scenes are really hard to understand clearly. my only complaint is the literal shit scene, and the autistic schizos with a revolting fetish spamming it every thread
>>217461789the book came out before that movie
>>217461966lol
>>217461736I didn't like the dancing scene. I was waiting for them to kiss. It went on too long and felt like filler. It shouldn't be a TV show but a movie instead
>>217461949
>>217461966Dunks ass had about 500x the screen time AnywayWorst part of the episode was the ugly negroid prostitute
>>217461916well it's still looks like a movie but there is more color
>>21746011167
>>217461639How does a river's headwaters _start_ right in the middle of a desert?
Do not click if you are low-T
NOW YOU SEE ME AS I TRULY AMTHE MAGNANIMOUS DRAGONCOCK
>>217462049Disgusting.And yeah I'm totally straight.
>>217462049based
>>217462055>The ratcatchers! Idiot! The king is my grandson and my grandson is a fool. He’s worse than a fool: he’s murdered innocent men! And hanged them from the walls of the city for all to see! They are fathers and brothers and sons! And their wives and children gather now at our gates to weep and curse your name! With your child’s blood we bought their approval; with your mother’s tears we made a bitter sacrifice against the deprivations to come and you’ve thrown it away. After all I’ve down for you. Thoughtless. Feckless. Self-indulgent. Gods help us all! Instead of judgement you display impetuousness and diminish us in the eyes of our enemy. Ill-considered. Trifling. You never think of your father: his forbearance, his judiciousness, his dignity. He was right about you. Insolent pup.
>>217462042mountain ice
>>217461966Man I miss the horny days of shit like True Blood where I'd get laid after every episode. Definitely missed these though. Still pretty sure there aren't any in A Knights Tale but I think you see Vision's sack at one point so that's something
>>217460517In 2010.
>>217462066>Remove your badge, Ser Otto
>>217461705>he meant just Daemon right?
>>217462139I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.
>>2174617144 is going to suck major dick.
>>217462084Still is
Daily reminder that Elio Garcia debunked all the mentally ill sperg youtube asoiaf grifters' "theories"
>>217462049Yeah! You fuck that rock up, Dunk. Show that pussy stone who's boss.
>>217462139>>he meant just Daemon right?
>>217462296What theorys?Who the fuck is the lord of light? I know its named Rheylor or something and it actually has magic powers but wtf is it and why didnt it help beat the night king by setting all the zombies on fire? It can bring people back, make its own army of psycho flaming zombies to head to head with the NK with Stannis as his champion/king
>>217462296What did he say about Preston I’m not watching allat
