>Luke did I ever tell you about my good friend Dexter Jettster? He owns the best 50s style diner in the galaxy
ANH *would* have been considerably better if Luke and Ben had swung by Coruscant for a cheeseburger and shakes at Dex's, then had to hide in the bathroom when Darth Vader came in for coffee and bitching about his boss
>>217460358>Luke did i ever tell you about Mace Dindu? He was a jive jedi with a grape flavored lightsaber, and he uses the dark side of the force but without giving in to it>he hated your father and never trusted him until your father betrayed him and joined the dark side with the Emperor, who is a sith lord
>>217460410obi wan should have secretly been a greaser
Based, not as based as this https://youtu.be/IEwgJfQ0MKE?si=Kq8MvlORHgPrO-bE
>>217461092not a single comment pointing out how stupid this looks and sounds. i hate people