Paris: prim, proper, acting like a lady. Britney: WHERE’S THE COKE? I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO SHIT. MORE COKE PLEASE.
>>217461472>Paris: prim, proper, acting like a ladyWho's gonna tell him
>>217461472Forgetting about One Night in Paris?
>>217461472Well one is a heiress and one grew up in a trailer park.
>>217461472Imagine getting a bj from a billionaire. Shits gotta be cash no cap
>>217461530This.
>>217461530Op wasn't even born when the paris sex tape came out
>>217462028ZAMN
>>217461472Paris was acting stupid but she was smart all along
>>217462028where the boat
>>217461472paris dad is upper class old money and paris mom is upper middle classbritney dad and mom were working class
>>217461530Yeah, she was a woman, but even still she had the manners and wherewithal to not put that side of her on public display the entire time. I get the impression she's more clever than she lets on. Especially considering she's stayed ontop 20 years after every single public gal pal she had in the early 2000s crashed and burned badly in the meantime.
>>217462558Was she smart to fuck that guy from big brother/neighbours when she visited Australia for the Melbourne cup? Literally fucked him the day they met, whore.
Why hasn't there been a celebrity getting out of the car pussy shot in twenty years?
>>217461472Britney has no real friends if she got to this state surrounded by so many ppl
>>217462613It's called networking anon
>>217462558She fooled the plebs to have some fame
>>217462569Vadå båt?
>>217462634Social media anon. When an actress needs a boost in buzz they can just "get hacked" and have their nudes "leaked" to the internet. They don't need the paparazzi network to keep their name on the public's tongue anymore. It's the same reason we don't get studio quality promotional shoots of actresses for upcoming projects. Now they just post terribly lit and composed mirror selfies on their twitter/instagram and they get basically the same effect. Only the public pays the price. God I wish we had studio photoshoots of actresses still.
>>217461472yes
>>217462558She survived one of those evil abusive behavior modification "boarding schools" where two large dudes abduct you from your bedroom in the middle of the night and take you away.
>>217461472This thread is getting dangerous! You people better toe the line or someone will report you to senior management. I support them fully with my hands and my mouth.>raises fist
>>217461472Paparazzi in the last 90s/00s were shameless about getting up skirt shots, and Paris’ panty-less wer real winners, better than Brit’s. Lilo’s meat flaps were a shocking disappointment.
>>217462719English, Sven, ENGLISH
>>217462730Emma Watson pussy hair the day or two after she turned 18 was peak
>>217462813In a healthy society paparazzies would get the death penalty
>>217462752Crispin mills looking
>>217462752Based Paris.
>>217461472Let the wheels burnLet the wheels burnStack the tires to the neck with a body inside
>>217462836Paparazzi is the plural, idiot. The singular is paparazzo.
>>217462558This is media copy. I remember when all the media outlets published this story, AT THE SAME TIME >um actully Paris is pretty smart.You goys fell for the press release so obviously
>>217462699>billionaire heiress fucks d grade australian celebrity >leaves the country >never speaks to him again Profit???
>>217462886I'm too stupid to care :^)
>>217462752>sun tzuThe meme chinkshit that 80 iq negroids think makes them look tough?
>>217462850based homosexual
>>217462930>think makes them look tough?Are you retarded?
>>217462836no
This thread is dangerously off topic. Do I smell FUN? Remember you can be banned anytime anywhere for violating the rules.
>>217462930It better be a commentary edition Becuase the real book is a tiny paperback. But I can’t image they would be so hamfisted to use a fake book for the real photoshoot
>>217462752>one page 1 and page 40 in the same shoot
>>217463019We got a big reader over here.
>>217463019If you put down that page will you die?
>>217462986Shhhh
god i want paris to read to me so hard
