>Only pursues kingship to get elven pussyHere’s your masculine archetype bro
>>217461543he took his kingship thinking Arwen went to the undying lands tho
>>217461582He begins his quest for the throne only because Elrond told him it was required to obtain Arwen
they're basically cousins
>>217461605And she’s 3,000 years older than him
>>217461543Why is Tolkien so pro monarchy? He really think we should expect some guy to magically show up and solve all our problems?
>>217461543Pussy that never walls is worth more than it's weight in dragon's gold
Would Aragorn be a better president than Trump?
>>217461543And he remained a virgin for 87 years
>>217461653What's his tax policy? Would tariffs on Mordor and the Haradrim have prevented the invasion of Gondor?
>>217461653>no political backing Will get Kenedy-ed in a few months
>>217461653>>217461673Gondor built multiple cities just to serve as border control for Mordor. Aragorn would make Trump look like an open borders supporter.
>everyone else is able to resist the ring and not try to kill Frodo over it, including his brotherwhy was he such a weak bitch?
>>217461709But when Aragorn was crowned Mordor is pretty much done for All of that were before his reign
>>217461725Jackson fanfic
>>217461730>Mordor is pretty much done forAnd Aragorn is the man that made sure that happened.
>>217461622It's hard to not support monarchy when the monarch in question is a semi-divine gigachad supersoldier who in his 80s just entered middle age and outwitted a fallen angel.
>>217461777yeah but what if his son is a huge faggot like his grandfather who kept the ring was
Aragorn is so fucking cool.
>>217461757They are at war I dont see America is at war with its neighbors?
>>217461621What's the body count on that? yikes
>>217461543I like his attire here wish it was socially acceptable to wear
>>217461804Aragorn only
>>217461777Nice digits, nigga.
>>217461543And she gave up immortality for him.
>>217461543people have lived and died for nothing more than a whiff of vagina
>>217461756Boromir not being able to resist isn't Jackson
>>217461725Sean Bean is just evil - don't blame Tolkein or Hackson
>>217461621Tolkien is completely obsessed with grooming
>>217461809Her college days of banging dwarves to piss off Elrond would have lasted like 400 years
>>217461788At worst you get like 80 years of great leadership out of the deal. Got any better ideas?
>>217461858>Got any better ideas?A democratic republic with a robust constitution and a separation of powers
>>217461858just make it so the monarchy doesn't go past him and you have some process for deciding the next ruler beyond whoever comes out of his dick
>>217461857Fun fact: Elrond is actually a half-elf. Back in the day elfs and humans were banging so much that God himself had to step in and put an end to it.
>>217461707>no political backingHe's got political backing. He's a foreign agent with ties to Elves, Shire and Rohan.
>>217461858Do it like george washington
>>217461871This ain't gonna end well.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_elections_in_Poland
>>217461599It’s been awhile since I made it through the trilogy, but I don’t think that is true.
>>217461928it's true in the books, not mentioned in the movies. elrond basically told him only a king was worthy of his daughters pussy. though anon is exaggerating it's not as if that was his only motivation
>>217461543Never ask a human supremacist the race of his girlfriend
>>217461871>>217461869>jeez, I wonder who should be in change? A guy from a bloodline of demigods who was prepared for the position since birth... or some rich guy?
>>217461788Retard
>>217461543The romance plotline was really pushed heavily in the film, the books it was more of an afterthought. They included arwen in a bunch of scenes she wasn't even supposed to be in
>>217461986The Glorfindel erasure was terrible
>>217462002That’s the face of a man who knows the bride is not an unsullied elven maid
>>217461956To be fair Elrond was also brother of the first king of Atantis Hyperborea.
He had the ring of Barahir. He would've become king eventually.
>>217461543You're gonna be pissed if you ever read The Illiad
Is the Lord of the Rings the White Equivalent of Black Panther?
>>217462407yes in the sense that LOTR was the original capeshit
>>217461622Why are you anti-monarchy?
>>217462447state sponsored nepotism tbqh
>>217461725I daresay the extended version made it clear what was happening here while the theatrical version cucked the context
>>217462863qrd?
https://youtu.be/02oRvfhI2yA
>>217463171Forgot to tag you >>217463036
