>Discontent over your authoritarian rule >Respond by blowing up a planet with your secretly built planet blower-upperImperialfags will justify this
The balder I get, the more I think about blowing up planets
Peter Cushing had such harsh facial features but he was such a nice fellow IRL.
>Nazi fucks are all limeys>Rebels are all AmericanIt's like fired ceramic wares that contain clay
>>217462288>Wears slippers the whole movie
>>217462304>actor named Cushing was extra cushionedNo one knows how to go full method like this anymore
>>217462288He painted little figurines too
>>217462204I dont think nuclear deterrence would work if the only way you could launch them was from one special carrier group
It was literally a terrorist planet. They fucking deserved it for blocking traffic when the other planets were just trying to get to work.
It was a show of force. The senate was dissolving and all rule would be done through the emperor and his governors. The death star was the supreme authority and was only to be secret until it was ready
>>217462350How dare they interfere with loyal wageslaves generating more taxes for Palpy's surgical center!
>>217462374Thanks Chatgpt
>>217462405Palpy's surgical center was drastically poorly staffed, that's why they took such shortcuts with Lord Vader's reconstruction. If they hadn't been giving all the jobs away to low-skilled migrant bothans he might have gotten the treatment he needed.
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>>217462204Literally how did he have the authority? Alderaan was a core world. What if Sheev had important shit on there?
Where was Thrawn in the OT? Rebels is not Canon
>>217462204Was blowing up Alderaan which formerly housed the Galactic Senate symbolic of burning down the Reichstag?
>>217462350The Death Star was also trying to get to work. Just two planets, sliding across the universe, one driving to work eating a shitty breakfast sandwich, the other shooting a planet that had it coming. It's tragic when you think about it. Then the rebels had to blow it all up. What a waste.
>>217462460He was in the shoulder content for nerds who wanted to consume more slop. Now that the cartoons and shows have taken the place of the novels, Star Wars is a story of strong women and broken men.
>>217462204Well let's ask the faggots on Alderaan what they think about it ...Exactly.
Who tf names their kid Grand Muff anyway?
