she's too flat to be called boomer sydney
>>217463189Better face though.
>>217463189Flat fit blondes ARE my bag, baby.
>>217463189but she wasn't flat doe
Anyone else have Joe Dirt on DVD and A-B repeated the part where she goes "I'm your sister! I'm your sister!" during the sex scene and jerk off to it
>>217463189shape > sizeYes, Sydney has size and shape but the suggestion Jaime is flat is just ridiculous. Her tits were sensational and if Sydney's tits are the bar for perfection than Jaime is still pretty damn close to perfection.
Jaime Pressley?
>>217463245Compared to Sydney she is.
>>217463189I always thought she looked mean. She is not a kind looking person. I bet she's mean and would call me names. Sydney would be nice to me.
>>217463308Because she looks like an alpha Stacy. Plus two of her most iconic roles she played a mean girl, both of which she did really well.
>>217463308Jamie may look mean but it's a front to a person who's been hurt looking for a decent man and needs you to help her love again. Sydney will smile as she tells you how she's cheated in you every week since you started dating.
>>217463189You're too gay to be called straight
she doesn't really have anything in common with Sydney's except them both being sexy blondes.Jaime was never famous, every zoomer has seen euphoria and knows Sydney by name even if her movies flop.Their vibe is also completely different. Jaime could be supercilious cheerleader or white trash girl, Sydney couldn't convincingly pull off either those roles. From what I've seen of her in White Lotus and Housemaid, she just kinda acts like average bored zoomer girl who gets under a boomer's skin.
>>217463189Titty size is the craziest Mandela effect to me. I swear all the chicks known for having huge tits when I was a kid didn't really have much going on when I look back at them. Where did all the fucking titty meat go?
>>217463189pammy is more boomer sydney
I can't stand people talking about sydney sweeney anymore sorry.
>>217463549This
>>217463494Happens when your frame of reference becomes skewed. Same thing has happened to me with the bodies of men I used to think of as ripped or masculine when I was younger that now look less impressive or DYEL to me. See enough Angela Whites or Hitomi Tanakas and those busts from the past suddenly don't seem so busty.
>>217463233>posts a non-fit bleeched blondeOkay retard.
>>217463189She shouldn't be insulted like that, she's actually hot and funny.
>>217463587That's a very real possibility. I used to think Angelina Jolie had absurdly huge boobs, now they barely look like a handful.
>>217463494you got fat
>>217463666Because she had a ton of padding int he Tomb Raider movies. Also she's fucking old now.
And she's actually beautiful
>>217463293Everyone looks flat compared to her
>>217463708First time I saw Angelina was in Foxfire and she got her tits out so it definitely wasn't padding tricking me. I thought they were massive.
>>217463189fixed
>>217463189>>217463861Photoshopped trash
>>217463878I don't know why those weird AI upscales keep getting posted. She looks great in the original image/footage. There's literally no need for that, other than perhaps trying to get people to talk about how it looks like AI or something.
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>>217463189>>217463861jaime is sex in all versions
>>217464316I want a jamie hyperreal synthetic now!
>>217463861Was it just the pupils size that is different?
