This never sat right with me. Fat, short, ugly, asshole with no redeeming qualities
It's a fetish. They have 'types.'
>>217465369He likes gugots and he cannot lieThem other faggots can't denyWhen a guinea wanders inWith several dozens chinsHe gets sprung
It's because Vito exudes power and dominance. A lot of women and gay men can't resist that
>>217465369His impeccable sense of humor.
>>217465578He was a bottom, though.
gays are simultaneously incredibly picky and incredibly loose with their potential matesat first they choose only the best and most virile men but the more they go down the rabbithole (or manhole, hahaha) they get more into degenerate stuff and their standards lowerthe fact that there are only so many gay people to choose from also is a contributing factor. In metropolitan gay clubs it is expected for everyone to have fucked everyone else. Imagine how it is in some small town out of the big city. You take what you get.
>>217465586maybe he was a power bottom
>>217465369Only gay dude in a small New England town, any port in a storm
>>217465369its a reversal of the hot wife/schlubby husband trope. Vito was the fat ugly stay at home wife and Cakes was the chad blue collar husband. Bravo Chase.
