This never sat right with me. Fat, short, ugly, asshole with no redeeming qualities
It's a fetish. They have 'types.'
>>217465369He likes gugots and he cannot lieThem other faggots can't denyWhen a guinea wanders inWith several dozens chinsHe gets sprung
It's because Vito exudes power and dominance. A lot of women and gay men can't resist that
>>217465369His impeccable sense of humor.
>>217465578He was a bottom, though.
gays are simultaneously incredibly picky and incredibly loose with their potential matesat first they choose only the best and most virile men but the more they go down the rabbithole (or manhole, hahaha) they get more into degenerate stuff and their standards lowerthe fact that there are only so many gay people to choose from also is a contributing factor. In metropolitan gay clubs it is expected for everyone to have fucked everyone else. Imagine how it is in some small town out of the big city. You take what you get.
>>217465586maybe he was a power bottom
>>217465369Only gay dude in a small New England town, any port in a storm
>>217465369its a reversal of the hot wife/schlubby husband trope. Vito was the fat ugly stay at home wife and Cakes was the chad blue collar husband. Bravo Chase.
>>217465888Lots of digits in this shit.
>>217465369Homos are usually mentally ill and self abusive. The dude probably got molested by some fat Italian guy and it turned into his preference.
Imagine having to pull apart Vito’s flabby cheeks so you can find his hole.
>>217465856I thought Johnny Cakes brought him to some hangout with other volunteer firefighters and it was revealed several of them were gay.But your point still stands that options are limited, they’re like an enclave of vampires who have to go out and recruit (particularly among the young and vulnerable) if their cult is to survive.
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>In the Idyllic Town of New Hampshire
Morgan Spurlock was an alcoholic
>>217465369That candle light dinner still makes me howl with laughter.
>>217465369Bro look at his fat fucking ass, it's clear this man sucks like a fucking hoover. He's been perfecting his blowjob game with every meal.
