>all we know is
>he's called the Nig

The first Stig, ancient paintings tell he would ride dinosaurs.

Some say he invented the mud cookie... and that he built a functioning Mercedes out of wood.

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Agreed. Not ok.

>>217465438
Stig's Nigerian Cousin

>>217465462
>"It looks as though The Nigs driven off in our reasonably priced car. Really should've seen that one coming. Well, on that bombshell, GOODNIGHT!"

>>217465438
>zstig.jpg
KEK

Some say he cured his own AIDS by having sex with a new Volkswagen Passat... and he's identified in Egyptian hieroglyphics through the use of motion blur.

>>217466098
(Make that "denoted … via". This is actually a good warm-up exercise for the writing I want to get done today.)

>>217465438
living in a mudhut close to nature looks so calm and comfy compared to modern life with all its responsibilities and stresses

but then I remember that I wouldnt want to get mauled down by a lion when just going outside

Some say he thinks IQ is a type of cheese... and he entered the Dakar Rally to avoid paying child support.

(OK, I'm done.)