>The big climax of the movie is....a guy just standing against the wallAt least add some inhuman screech to let us know the bel-air witch is there looking for them to eat them or something, not just them STANDING because it may be confused for a silly prank
>>217465533There's a certain fear in not knowing. So I heard.
>>217465533Why are you people like this.I blame the internet.
>>217465533>another blair witch threadWho is pushing this?
>>217465629wtf did you guys notice the spooky thing behind her?
>>217465686Hey it could be worse. Want another Pluribus thread?
>>217465758Fair point.
What happened to Heather Donahue?
>>217465798Lives in FREEDOM, MAINE.A town with 700 residents.Alrighty.
>>217465798>made bank off bwp>decide, hey, i don't want to be a whore>starts a pot farm instead
>>217465629>>217465752slenderman?
>>217465839Winning.
The only good Lovecraftian film
>>217465862Jesus FILENAME Christ.
>>217465879But yesterday.....
>>217465862Walled but seems happy. As opposed to the botoxed, thousand cock stare of your average hollywood actress.
>>217465533Give it up anon, this movie is just for high IQ people.
>>217465928I agree. And at this point, FUCK CITIES.
>>217465533You need everything shown and explained to you?
>>217465862>>217465928She's 51. Zoomers are in for a rude awakening.
>>217465533My cat looks like this and does this. Should I be afraid..?
>>217465954Don't make me tap the sign.
Is this a zoomer thing where you pretend to be critical about something retarded just to get a chance to talk about it
>>217466005>zoomers>as if this hasn't been a staple of shitposting since this place was founded
>>217466025It's way more common now
>>217465983no, cats are stupid
>>217465980It's probably on par with how we thought about Linda BLAIR.
>>217466047alright
>>217466124I'm like 3 years older than the zoomer cutoff but I did like Savage Streets.
how do we feel about the theory the two lads lured her in there to kill her and theres no witch
>>217465533>At least add some inhuman screech to let us know the bel-air witch is thereBack in the day, people had attention spans and could retain information. The audience could focus on the movie and put information in it together.
>>217466209Serves her right. Maybe next time, don't lose the map.
>>217465983My exes cats were legitimately tuned into something I wasn't. I spent shit tons of time around them and had at least 5 "what the actual fuck" moments due to them. The best was one of them suddenly staring the top left of a room down with all its might, climbing up there, jumping away as if something hit it and then refusing to go back in the room for 4 whole days. never happened with him once before or ever again after. if you dropped him in the room and closed the door, he never stopped scratching the door. he did it for 20 minutes straight before we got worried about his nails and just let him leave. complete serenity when he wasn't in there, though. eventually, he walked in the room very slowly, looked at the corner, and then just waltzed in like everything was fine after. again, there was literally nothing there at any point. not even a small fly. you might think that's weird already, but the other cat eventually did the same thing with the same corner. lasted only around half a day this time, but it was the exact same reaction to the point. both times, one cat ignored the other as if they couldn't see anything. Had zero explanation for this beyond "yeah cats are retarded" but i think about it quite a lot desu
>>217466373Modern house cats are bred to be retards.I wouldn't be surprised if the cat analogy to schizophrenia exists.
>>217465862How did she age this much in just a few years?
>>217466487It's been 25 years, that's longer than you have been alive
>>217466518More like 28.>>217466487Time passes quickly now doesn't it.
>>217466487No hairdresser and no makeup do this to any woman.
>>217466209Makes zero sense. The documentary was Heather’s idea. She wasn’t lured into participating.
Reminder that their footage and gear were found buried in the old foundation of the Rustin Parr house as it had burned down several years earlier. The movie is explicitly supernatural.
>>217466991Maybe in the extended fan fiction. Theres nothing about that in the movie
>>217467041Nope, official canon from Curse of the Blair Witch that was released alongside the movie by the directors.
>bel-air witch
>>217465839>starts a pot farm insteadFAIR WEED PROJECT
>>217467052Also, you idiots that try to give a rational explanation for the events of the movie always act like they were deep in Appalachia being stalked by Deliverance hillbillies. The movie takes place in rural Maryland lol
>>217466209If anything some of the background material implies she was the one who lured them in. She got obsessed by the witch and was subconsciously manipulated into bringing them as a sacrifice, along with herself. Hence the crying apology at the end.
>>217465862Cute granny wife.
>>217465831>>217465533Looks like the real Blair Witch was the friends we made along the way
>>217467168>no creeps exist in maryland
>>217467245I was simply addressing the types of dishonest posts I see in these threads. For these theories to work, these creeps would also need to have ninja tier stealth levels
>>217467344The rocks were there when they put the tent down.
>>217467344Cloaking devices?
>>217467364What about when they all flee the tent at night and Heather screams "what is that?" She wouldn’t have been so terrified if it was just some local creep.
Wasn't there a blair witch video game? Is it canon?
>>217467397There were several. They are about as canon as the second movie.
One of the few perfect endings, totally flawless.
>>217465533https://youtu.be/SPZWfXLTDuo?si=k2o8s9cvs1diFKKA
I always figured they had entered the other world once they disturbed the rock cairns and started seeing the stickmen hanging in the trees. There was no way they were still in the normal world at that point.
>>217465533its literally one of the best films ever made, even if by accident
>>217467592It seemed like they had it pretty well planned out as far as guiding the cast along to each location and story beat.
feellikeshitbros so im gonna rewatch this. thanks for the idea anon
>>217465798>>217465831idk where I read it but supposedly her pot farm is doing really good business>>217465839>made bank off bwpher and the others made nothing from the movie. it was a random indie project so they understandably didn't make a dreal for gross or royalties and got FUCKED. the guy in the corner said he got paid like 10x more for a day of studio funded reshoots than the entire movie
>>217467637That’s always the risk of an indie movie that blows up. The cast and crew of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre also got screwed over.
The main girl won a razzie for worst acting when her acting is really flawless, same as the guys. Watching it again it's fascinating how the madness alternates between them, it's always one of them who seems to be losing it, who antagonizes the others etc and they switch up, almost as if being possessed for a time before being let go.
>>217467543I dislike ambiguous endings that don't explain anything.Might as well skip the movie if it has no intention of explaining the plot.
>>217465533idk. this exact scene scared the living crap out of me as a kid, and i was afraid to go into our basement for months after that
>>217465533THE BEL-AIR WITCH IS HERE???
>>217467669Agreed, it feels much more natural than the dialogue in Paranormal Activity for example. I know a lot of it was technically improvised, but it feels more polished and scripted.
>>217467543>heathers black and white cam doesn't capture audio>mikes newer color one does>heathers pov coming down the stairs>her screams are distant>they get closer and louder as she descends the stairs where mikes camera isit's just ridiculously good
>>217467698But the movie does explain why he was standing in the corner.
>>217465533>The big climax of the movie is....a guy just standing against the wallYes.
>>217467669tbf the Razzies have always been a faggot event based on who they like or not like at any given time. Kind of like the Brüno segments with the fashion "critics" where they rated people "to the ghetto" or "straight to Auschwitz".
>>217467616i'm constantly baffled and butthurt that no one else has even tried to do this with a found footage film. BWP is so brilliant because the way it was made makes it feel authentic. no other found footage has even tried by comparison
>>217467698No, not everything has to be explained to death.People like you are how we got Maleficent and Wicked and Prometheus and all that other retarded shit made for retarded retards like you.
>>217465533It’s because earlier in film they mention witch made them stand against wall as they murdered the friends
>>217467789But in this case, it was explained. Earlier in the movie they’re told about Rustin Parr who murdered seven children or something from the town decades earlier. He made one kid face the corner of the basement wall while he killed the other one.
>>217467806Ackhsually it wasn't the witch they talked about.
