>"Our armies are in full retreat across all fronts, we have no reserves or ammunition, the Russians have completely encircled Berlin and severely outnumber us">"Okay I hereby command Steiner to form an elite unit of highly-trained forces and attack here, here and here with 10,000 men and rive the Russians back to the river.">"Sir we don't have -- ">"REEEEEEE STOP BETRAYING ME" *proceeds to sperg out*
he was probably in argentina by that time
>>217465749>BRINGE TO ME A FEGELEIN>FEGELEIN>FEGELEIN, FEGELEIN, FEGELEIN
>>217465768With a short stop in new york to get his bonus before retirement
>>217465749>should we tell him?>bah the war is over at that point>plus he is capable of having me executedThat was probably the entire last year of the war, if not more.
>>217465749> IF YOU BREAK YOUR LEGS IS HARD TO COOK ORANGUTAN!!
>>217465934LOL
>>217465749Heh.
