[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/tv/ - Television & Film

Name
Spoiler?[]
Options
Comment
Verification
4chan Pass users can bypass this verification. [Learn More] [Login]
File[]
  • Please read the Rules and FAQ before posting.

08/21/20New boards added: /vrpg/, /vmg/, /vst/ and /vm/
05/04/17New trial board added: /bant/ - International/Random
10/04/16New board for 4chan Pass users: /vip/ - Very Important Posts
[Hide] [Show All]


[Advertise on 4chan]


What kind of man doesn't protect and defend his wife? No man at all.
>>
How the fuck do you stop 100 rage filled zombies running at you at 100mph and all they want to do is violently rip you to pieces?
>>
>>217467092
>OP and his cucktales.
You simply cannot defend anyone from their own stupidity. Eg, no one can defend you.
>>
Is it simply impossible to hand-to-hand a zombie? They aren't growing more muscle from the virus surely?

>don't get scratched
>don't get bite

if you can kick a normal dude or knock someone out, why can't you do that to a zombie?
>>
>>217467130
The zombies really are faster and stronger because they hhve the rage virus so they have adrenaline pumping through their bodies. A person can actually gain super strength when enough adrenaline is pumping into the body, the body will feel the damage later when it wears off though of course.
>>
>>217467130
A character in 28 days is shown to get infected from a single drop of infected blood dropping into his eye. CQC with a hysterical infected spitting/projectile vomiting infected bleeding all over you if you injure it doesn't sound safe.
>>
>>217467130
Yes it is easy, the first movie established it perfectly with the fat tower guy. Wear multiple layers, some form of head protection this is locked and can't be removed and you're safe as. Humans cannot bite through riot gear. That's the same shit they use to train guard dogs. Unless the zombies obtain and learn how to use knives or machetes you are effectively immune.
>>
>>217467092
His wife was fucking stupid, she should have hauled ass out of there with him.
>>
>>217467194
It was all her fault because she wanted to rescue that kid which attracted the hoard. If they just shut the fuck up and stayed quiet the zombies would have passed and they all probably would have lived.
>>
>>217467109
What actually makes you run faster?
Rage (fight) or fear (flight)? Same amount of adrenaline, but fear probably wins
>>
>>217467130
>>don't get scratched
>>don't get bite
OK, so I grab one arm with one of my hands, I grab the other arm with my other hand, so I can't get scratched. What do I do about the biting?
>>
>>217467243
Put your penis in it's mouth
>>
File: 1765861060750952.jpg (26 KB, 388x541)
26 KB
26 KB JPG
>>217467243
choke his ass, zombies still need air, but i guess they can scratch from there maybe
>>
What I don't get is OK, she's immune to the rage virus. But how does she not get beaten to death like everyone else who gets mobbed by infected?
>>
>>217467264
the zombies will shove its thumbs through your eyes
>>
>>217467264
>choke his ass
WITH WHAT HANDS
>>
>>217467092
>assesses situation
>immediately abandons kid
>assesses situation
>immediately abandons wife

King shit desu. Free to start a new family instead of dying needlessly. Least pussy-whipped character in recent kino history. Like a lion in the wild.
>>
>>217467109
Use that samurai sword you keep in your house you tranime faggot. You DO know use that sword to defend yourself right?
>>
>>217467092
>muh woife
Fuck that bitch, she made her choice. Can't save a hoe.
>>
File: ted-sereis.jpg (44 KB, 923x526)
44 KB
44 KB JPG
I don't believe any sane person would return to a country after the entire country was infected with zombies
>>
>>217467261
Can you fuck zombies? Why is this never explored? Are you telling me there's not a single excentric billionaire/rogue military warlord, who handcuffs and ballgags them or puts them in his rape dungeon or whatever and has his way with them? With some sort of super condom or whatnot.

Also why are there no rape zombies, who infect other people by raping them? Hyper-aggressive, adrenaline fueled etc., but trying to rape everyone. Maybe the whole thing could spread through hot women raping willing men. The zombies could really just be sex-crazed people, with the "horror" aspect only becoming apparent once you realize that they don't care about anything else anymore and eventually die of hunger and thirst. Or they turn into (slow or fast) zombies later on.
>>
>>217467180
fat tower guy? Is that all he has been reduced to now? The fat tower guy
>>
>>217467180
Are you operating under the assumption everyone has their own person set of riot gear in their closet?
>>
>>217467494
Watch Deadgirl
>>
>>217467230
Yea nta but i agree with you.he died, and she couldn't even save him, I don't get why they couldn't go up in the house attic and hide desu. Those types of houses should have attics.
>>
File: IMG_6497.gif (1.05 MB, 498x350)
1.05 MB
1.05 MB GIF
>>217467092
Yes, we all would like to think we would stay and fight. But we wouldn’t know for sure until we are in that situation.
>>
>>217467494
I know this is not /co/ but The Crossed is pretty much this.
>>
>>217468071
Ther is a Taiwan film called The Sadness which is based on this. Worth a watch.
>>
>>217468109
I heard about it! Still need to see it.
>>
>>217468019
Super Double Dragon deserved a proper sequel. The mechanics in it were fun.
>>
>YOU HAVE ALERTED THE HORDE
Aaaand I'm out, see you fuckersssss
>>
>>217467092
The one that knows his kids are still out there, they are a higher priority to protect.
>>
>>217467329
>immediately abandons kid
It wasn't his kid, the retarded wife risked their lives, and the safety of her own children for some random child
>>
>>217468167
nta but its solid for the most part. throws shade at covid right at its peak as well even if its just a jokey line
>>
>>217467092
He literally did in the kitchen, and then his bitch wife decided to go into a dead end
>>
>>217467109
Should have practiced rule number one (cardio)
>>
>>217467092
That actor Robert Carlyle, he played Sarah Gadon's father and Amanda Fix's grandfather in the film North Of Normal
>>
>>217467180
Fat tower guy only had to block a narrow staircase against a handful of infected attacking from below, with plenty of warning. If you get mobbed and dragged to the ground, riot gear won't help you.
>>
>>217467442
They were British, the Europeans demanded they be sent back or they'd withdraw from NATO
>>
File: 10285_1.jpg (46 KB, 728x409)
46 KB
46 KB JPG
>>217468653
He also played Gaz in the full monty, not sure how that's relevant to the topic
>>
>>217467442
They didn't have a choice because of Brexit
>>
>>217468653
>>217468771
I know him best from Trainspotting
>>
>>217467586
kek. Obese multistory tenement male
>>
>>217468653
>>217468771
>>217468813
>>
>>217467092
Idk, but I like that movie simply because of how thought provoking and impactful that scene was
>>
File: 1767142529408730.png (739 KB, 1092x613)
739 KB
739 KB PNG



[Advertise on 4chan]

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.