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What kind of man doesn't protect and defend his wife? No man at all.
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How the fuck do you stop 100 rage filled zombies running at you at 100mph and all they want to do is violently rip you to pieces?
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>>217467092
>OP and his cucktales.
You simply cannot defend anyone from their own stupidity. Eg, no one can defend you.
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Is it simply impossible to hand-to-hand a zombie? They aren't growing more muscle from the virus surely?

>don't get scratched
>don't get bite

if you can kick a normal dude or knock someone out, why can't you do that to a zombie?
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>>217467130
The zombies really are faster and stronger because they hhve the rage virus so they have adrenaline pumping through their bodies. A person can actually gain super strength when enough adrenaline is pumping into the body, the body will feel the damage later when it wears off though of course.
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>>217467130
A character in 28 days is shown to get infected from a single drop of infected blood dropping into his eye. CQC with a hysterical infected spitting/projectile vomiting infected bleeding all over you if you injure it doesn't sound safe.
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>>217467130
Yes it is easy, the first movie established it perfectly with the fat tower guy. Wear multiple layers, some form of head protection this is locked and can't be removed and you're safe as. Humans cannot bite through riot gear. That's the same shit they use to train guard dogs. Unless the zombies obtain and learn how to use knives or machetes you are effectively immune.
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>>217467092
His wife was fucking stupid, she should have hauled ass out of there with him.
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>>217467194
It was all her fault because she wanted to rescue that kid which attracted the hoard. If they just shut the fuck up and stayed quiet the zombies would have passed and they all probably would have lived.
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>>217467109
What actually makes you run faster?
Rage (fight) or fear (flight)? Same amount of adrenaline, but fear probably wins
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>>217467130
>>don't get scratched
>>don't get bite
OK, so I grab one arm with one of my hands, I grab the other arm with my other hand, so I can't get scratched. What do I do about the biting?
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>>217467243
Put your penis in it's mouth
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>>217467243
choke his ass, zombies still need air, but i guess they can scratch from there maybe
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What I don't get is OK, she's immune to the rage virus. But how does she not get beaten to death like everyone else who gets mobbed by infected?
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>>217467264
the zombies will shove its thumbs through your eyes
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>>217467264
>choke his ass
WITH WHAT HANDS
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>>217467092
>assesses situation
>immediately abandons kid
>assesses situation
>immediately abandons wife

King shit desu. Free to start a new family instead of dying needlessly. Least pussy-whipped character in recent kino history. Like a lion in the wild.
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>>217467109
Use that samurai sword you keep in your house you tranime faggot. You DO know use that sword to defend yourself right?
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>>217467092
>muh woife
Fuck that bitch, she made her choice. Can't save a hoe.
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I don't believe any sane person would return to a country after the entire country was infected with zombies
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>>217467261
Can you fuck zombies? Why is this never explored? Are you telling me there's not a single excentric billionaire/rogue military warlord, who handcuffs and ballgags them or puts them in his rape dungeon or whatever and has his way with them? With some sort of super condom or whatnot.

Also why are there no rape zombies, who infect other people by raping them? Hyper-aggressive, adrenaline fueled etc., but trying to rape everyone. Maybe the whole thing could spread through hot women raping willing men. The zombies could really just be sex-crazed people, with the "horror" aspect only becoming apparent once you realize that they don't care about anything else anymore and eventually die of hunger and thirst. Or they turn into (slow or fast) zombies later on.
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>>217467180
fat tower guy? Is that all he has been reduced to now? The fat tower guy
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>>217467180
Are you operating under the assumption everyone has their own person set of riot gear in their closet?
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>>217467494
Watch Deadgirl
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>>217467230
Yea nta but i agree with you.he died, and she couldn't even save him, I don't get why they couldn't go up in the house attic and hide desu. Those types of houses should have attics.
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>>217467092
Yes, we all would like to think we would stay and fight. But we wouldn’t know for sure until we are in that situation.
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>>217467494
I know this is not /co/ but The Crossed is pretty much this.
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>>217468071
Ther is a Taiwan film called The Sadness which is based on this. Worth a watch.
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>>217468109
I heard about it! Still need to see it.
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>>217468019
Super Double Dragon deserved a proper sequel. The mechanics in it were fun.
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>YOU HAVE ALERTED THE HORDE
Aaaand I'm out, see you fuckersssss
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>>217467092
The one that knows his kids are still out there, they are a higher priority to protect.
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>>217467329
>immediately abandons kid
It wasn't his kid, the retarded wife risked their lives, and the safety of her own children for some random child
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>>217468167
nta but its solid for the most part. throws shade at covid right at its peak as well even if its just a jokey line
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>>217467092
He literally did in the kitchen, and then his bitch wife decided to go into a dead end
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>>217467109
Should have practiced rule number one (cardio)
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>>217467092
That actor Robert Carlyle, he played Sarah Gadon's father and Amanda Fix's grandfather in the film North Of Normal
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>>217467180
Fat tower guy only had to block a narrow staircase against a handful of infected attacking from below, with plenty of warning. If you get mobbed and dragged to the ground, riot gear won't help you.
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>>217467442
They were British, the Europeans demanded they be sent back or they'd withdraw from NATO
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>>217468653
He also played Gaz in the full monty, not sure how that's relevant to the topic
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>>217467442
They didn't have a choice because of Brexit
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>>217468653
>>217468771
I know him best from Trainspotting
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>>217467586
kek. Obese multistory tenement male
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>>217468653
>>217468771
>>217468813
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>>217467092
Idk, but I like that movie simply because of how thought provoking and impactful that scene was
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>>217468203
I normally post Final Fight, but I wanted to switch it up.
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>>217467092
What kind of man gets himself killed along with his stupid wife and leaves his children orphaned?
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>>217469359
Literally me except Coach
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>>217469730
ACK
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>>217468653
He also played Renard in The World is Not Enough
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>>217468653
>Robert Carlyle
He's great in Ravenous.
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There is no defense against sprinters in close range. Not without ultra ideal situations like making them gas out a flight of stairs before fighting a guy wearing full covers and a riot shield with ultra favorable terrain that lets him shove infected to their deaths.
They get in your hidey hole and you are probably dead unless you had masks and a massive numerical advantage. There was nothing he could do but cut his losses and make a run for it.
As a matter of fact, everyone in the house should have picked a random direction that wasnt taken by anyone else and just run and hope they get lucky.
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>>217467109
>>217467130
people really need to learn the difference between "zombie" and "infected" the latter being far more deadly
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>>217467092
They are incredibly strong and can infect you from a single scratch, you'd be foolish to fight them barehanded
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>>217470315
>beat infected to death with a crobar
>break the skin of your hand from swinging an unfriendly piece of metal
>infecfed blood oozes down the crowbar and into your bloody palms
>you are now infected
If they ever make a prequel they should show a scene where a bunch of guys battle some infected and some of them turn midway through the fight just from self inflicted palm injuries.
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A single drop of blood ine one of your orifices and you're fucked forever. If you want to take them out from afar with guns you'd only attract hundreds of them with the noise.

They're so OP, superior to humans. Truly the next step in evolution.
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An atheist has no hope and only wants to preserve his own life.
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>>217470280
shut up faggot
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>>217470431
That's what foids get for selecting against Christianity
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>>217467109
Why were all these zombies suddenly drawn to the middle of nowhere all at once?
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>>217467092
i find it humourous that this dumbass movie only works in western europe. everywhere else in the world the outbreak would be stopped immediately by citizens or State forces...or freeze and starve to death in places like canada
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>>217470454
That shit triggers me ever since I played L4D1
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>>217470465
65 million zombies + all the tourists
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>>217467494
Like other anon said, that’s basically the entire plot of Deadgirl. From my rough recollection

>Teenagers exploring an abandoned hospital
>Go into the basement, and find a naked zombie girl chained to a table
>They start taking turns fucking it, even bringing in other guys from outside to fuck it

IIRC, they start complaining of the smell because so many dudes have nutted into her, and her body isn’t really functioning anymore, so there’s just a bunch of rotten goo in her. Not one of my proudest faps.
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>>217470486
asymptomatic carriers were pretty much a factor from the outset even in the first movie, so think again.
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>>217470568
>outbreak happens in cleveland
>infected are shot to death
>plus some more people who were being annoying
yep, only works in western europe
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REPORT UNUSUAL BEHAVIOR
BARRICADE YOUR HOMES
AVOID ALL CONTACT WITH INFECTED INDIVIDUALS
WAIT FOR OFFICIAL INSTRUCTIONS
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>>217467130
they have the ability to vomit blood in your face at will, just to be even more annoying to deal with.
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>>217467092
Are there any other examples outside of 28 Weeks Later and House of 1000 Corpses, where the opening of the movie is arguably the only good part?
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>>217470594
even after the best possible initial combat situation, you'd have people becoming infected from contact with the bodies. it'd be a huge pain in the ass.
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>>217470606
I personally feel this way about that Leo movie, Revenant. there's the riverside shootout and the bear scene, then the rest of the movie is boring revengeslop.
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>>217467109

He should have studied the blade.
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>>217467109
Just bunnyhop.
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>>217470416
>If you want to take them out from afar with guns you'd only attract hundreds of them with the noise.
Suppressed ruger 10/22. If you wanna be spicy and think you can deal with a jam quickly, throw a binary trigger and a 100 round drum on it.
>Britanistan
oh, nevermind
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>>217470594
anon did you even watch the first movie? the british armed forces are..... armed. keep in mind the majority of the countryside is still armed to this day. nevermind late 90s. you can acquire guns in the UK right now if you dont have a criminal record or mental health issues. so virtually the same as the majority of america
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Hey guys let's fix the Galactica
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>>217470662
>Suppressed ruger
That makes noise.
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>>217470662
you can own a semi auto .22 in the UK anon. suppresor and drum mag should be easy enough to diy for anyone smart enough to actually clean said rifle. where do you fags get this stuff? we had some autist shoot up a street with a hunting shotgun just before covid. they signed it all off despite him uploading really schizo vids to youtube. some guy got caught with an unregistered sten near me kek
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>>217470812
.22
lol
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>>217467092
What kind of woman opens the door to strangers during an outbreak.
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>>217470905
>The Ruger 10/22 is a series of semi-automatic rifles produced by American firearm manufacturer Sturm, Ruger & Co., chambered for the .22 Long Rifle rimfire cartridge.
you can own above a .22 you fuckin retard. i was using that gun as the example
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>>217470943
It's typical white woman behavior
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>>217468771
>becomes a male stripper to pay his alimony
Would you do it?
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>>217470961
.22 is borderline useless in 'zombie' scenario, maybe good for small game and wound humans.
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>>217470961
No you can't lol we know your tricks

>but this lever action single shot gun exists!
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>>217467092
A woman being stupid and not listening to her husband during a life and death situation in the apocalypse is one of the most realistic scenes to ever be in a zombie movie.
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>>217467092
Really such a kino scene and a massive redpill on how women and children will get you killed in a zombie scenario. I wish Boyle directed the whole film.

>Kid knocks on the door loudly attracting infected
>Women want to bring him in because muh feels
>Another woman looks outside the window for her boyfriend, gets bit
>Older woman screams for her husband despite being told to run 5 times, gets eaten
>Women tries to save the dumb kid and gets surrounded by infected, expects husband to save them like hes Superman
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>>217470280
This is true. People who are infected with the woke mind virus will fuck you up if they get the chance
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>>217470905
>>217471010
a .22 is enough to crack a human skull, and a semi-auto .22 allows you to put multiple rounds on each target. A suppressed semi auto .22 allows you to do this from concealment and distance without the loud bang of an unsuppressed firearm. and like you said, you could take small game with it.
>>217470961
>you can own above a .22 you fuckin retard. i was using that gun as the example
oi mate you got a loicense for that opinion?
>>217470812
>you can own a semi auto .22 in the UK anon. suppresor and drum mag should be easy enough to diy for anyone smart enough to actually clean said rifle. where do you fags get this stuff? we had some autist shoot up a street with a hunting shotgun just before covid. they signed it all off despite him uploading really schizo vids to youtube. some guy got caught with an unregistered sten near me kek
this just confirms you're a bong who's never seen a gun IRL let alone own or fired one. Nobody is gonna throw together a functional drum mag in their garage during a zombie apocalypse. And a hunting shotgun? Whoopty fuckin doo, our spergs use AR15s that their dads bought same day at the gunshop.
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>>217470662
>>217471010
I was responding to someone anon, post i tagged above yours named that exact firearm. I didn't say I'd bring a .22
>>217471023
you can own a hunting shotgun with 12 and 20 gauge rounds. again, where do you retards get this shit?



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