>snarky girlboss talk to the legate
>using the SDH closed captions [disgusted noises]
>>217467279is that Mcauley Culkin?
she quirky chungused that chud with science
>>217467323IndeedHe was born to sneer
ella purnell tied to a cross
>>217467279Just watched a 30 second clip of this scene on YouTube and it was absolute dogshit. The dialogue for the girl's character is pure cringe and Culkin's delivery is shit, what a miscast.
>>217467475The 10k redditers that watch that shit don't care about acting they just want to look up from their phones every 30 seconds and see the heckin poggers kid from home alone
does it say anywhere in the Codex of the BoS not to have a knife fight to the death with a fellow brother
>>217467279OP I want you to describe what you think a girlboss is.
>>217467541It doesn't really matter, it's what that chapter does. Religious factions coming up with differing interpretations of their texts and killing each other over it is just what they do.
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>>217467279why didn't they nail her hands?
>>217467312All English subs are closed captions unfortunately
>>217467649Yeah dude like all the offshoots of christianity that say "DO MURDER">>217467675because in new vegas they also just tie people to the crosses with ropes, they do this for canonical reasons and not because the gamebryo engine cannot do Actors intersecting with hard objects
In real life she’d have a big wet patch on her pants from pissing herself with fear.
>>217467719and also she'd be pregnant and barefoot
>>217467675Nails were uncommon in historical crucifixions. You're killed via suffocation so they're not necessary anyway.
>>217467279Lmao thats the kid from Home Alone
>>217467718>the gamebryo engine cannot do Actors intersecting with hard objectswhy would the nails have to be "hard objects", the character just plays the crucified animation, there's no complex physics simulation going on whether he's tied or nailed
>>217467675Crucifixion was through the wrists not the hands. The purpose of crucifixion is to cause death by heart attack from the strain of supporting weight through your arms (not blood loss), and palms are not structurally able to support the weight of an adult human body, the hands would tear first.>But the feetYour feet were supported on a horn-shaped pedestal called a cornu but then your legs were broken with a club so they could not support you requiring your upper body to carry all your weight.
>>217467675Because historically that's how crucifixion were done. Jesus getting nailed to it was intentionally extra cruel.
>>217467718There is no CGI engine that cannot allow two objects/actors to clip through each other. Gamebryo might not be precise enough to position the nails during gameplay but there's nothing game breaking about clipping.
>>217467853>whyIDK why did it take until Starfield for them to implement (semi-functional) ladders? Nails would have been significantly more of a bitch to do than rope and so they didn't do nails.
>>217467879Heart failure and pulmonary oedema not heart attack (though I'm sure that's possible to occur), also the legs being broken was to ensure a "quick" death, a lot of crucifixions were left to die over days just by exposure
They look stupid
some say that FNV is for trannies, but this is gayer than anything in the game
Wait THAT'S Legate Lanius?
>>217467994No, different legate
>>217467943Uh, no dude. I don't know where you heard that, but it's wrong.
>>217467994No, this is like 20 years after everyone from New Vegas died. So this is like, all of the gay children of those people.
>>217467943The ladder gameplay in Starfield was crazy dudebut really nails or ropes it doesn't matter, maybe it would have costed them an alternate texture for the bleeding hands but that's it
Who the fuck is writing this show? Why is it so hard to get anything Fallout outside of New Vegas that isn't written like a force by absolutely mongoloids?That opening scene of the season with House going into a bar and antagonizing the random bar patrons was so obscenely retarded I wanted to turn it off right then and there. I truly do not understand what happened to writing.
>>217467952Thank you for the correction
What’s happens if you play as a female courier in the game and talk to the legion?
>>217468351>isn't written like a forcelike a farce, not a force. This show has this overly goofy, winking tone to it that is insufferable. Fallout has always had a satirical tone, but its build upon a foundation of a world that takes itself pretty seriously. Every character in this show is a cartoon.
>>217468390rape
>>217468351Do not you see, Mr. House, the guy we made send body doubles to even CEO-level meetings, personally wanted to go to this poor people bar to try out his mind control thingy (unproven). I guess if he wasn't able to pull off the sneaky chip installing maneuver on the bald man, his plan was to get beat up and robbed, and presumably die there on the street
>>217467279Thrown out of 109 settlements but it was never your fault?
>>217468401I doubt that. I doubt that Bethesda Softworks, a subsidiary of the ZeniMax Media holding company, would include a scene in their video game wherein the player-character is sexually assaulted.
>>217468390Mark of Caesar means no rape, Lucy didn't have the Mark but y'know what are we gonna do
>>217467279>rope instead of nailswhat the fuck is this gay baby shit?
>>217468390some show open disdain towards you and you were gated from something, maybe the arena fights, but otherwise nothing changes with the excuse that you are an outsider and that you are useful to Caesar
>>217468442Well, there's FISTO but I guess that's still consensual in a way.
>>217468442Agree
>>217467279kinda hot her struggling like that ngl hehe
>>217468454crucifixion wasn't always done with nails, sometimes the victims were just tied to the cross
>>217467943That's because nails weren't used in crucifixions, they tied them to the cross and just left them to rot there.
>>217467279Why does he look like he has Down's syndrome?
Frogu
>>217467279she's low speech but high char so she can get her companions to do everything for her
>>217467279Did anyone pick up on>he wasn't bothered at all when she 'corrected' the Caesar vs Kaiser thing>he wasn't bothered at all when she told him off about Prima Nocte>he actually was visibly upset when she told him that he was the bad guyLike there was a intention in that getting to him because they spent so long demonstrating before that how fucking annoying she was and it didn't affect him
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>>217468446>Lucy didn't have the Mark but y'know what are we gonna doNote that they were in fact definitely going to rape her until she revealed that she fucked her cousin and that was so gross that they all got the ick and crucified her instead
>>217467279did they de-age Steve Buscemi?
>>217467675why didnt they nail her?
>>217468593also note legionnaires shouldn't even know what a cousin is because they don't have families and are raised by nuns. In canon Lucy is currently a sex slave and everything after her being crucified is all a fever dream in her mind.
>>217468351Watched a video yesterday that conveyed how unrelentingly scummy Bethesda were to Interplay after they acquired the license for the games. And then Howard and Emil, rather than being humbled by a game that was buggy as shit on release made in 18 months that was beloved by fans, instead spend over a decade seething. The franchise is controlled by petty, selfish, spiteful manchildren
>macaulay culkinI stopped caring about this video game series past New Vegas. Is the show any good?
>>217467614You don’t actually you just want to passive aggressively defend slop
>>217468680>we've reached the point where there are Interplay apologistslollmao
>>217468351ITS WRITTEN BY WOMEN AND DEI HIRES RETARD
>>217468704>Is the show any good?the webm in OP should answer your question
>>217468611Because casting an attractive women would shift the entire industryWomen don’t want to be threatened and women don’t want men to enjoy women unless paying or suffering for it This is corporate propaganda full stop
>>217468717Complaining about girlbosses is criticismslop
>>217468704If you have to ask
>>217468751Any and all criticism is valid against corposlop.
>>217467675Nailing was rare even in Roman times. It was reserved to the most perfidious individuals
>>217467279>is a girlboss>gets crucifiedWhat's the issue here?
>>217468750“Girlboss” isn’t a buzzword, it’s a script pattern: smug quips, zero consequence, instant moral authority. You don’t ask people to define it because you’re confused, you do it to dodge defending why it keeps showing up in settings where it kills tension. Calling the criticism “slop” is just admitting you can’t argue the scene on its own merits.You should honestly commit suicide in real life to better the existence of this planet and species.
>>217468906She’s not crucified It’s just showing something that looks like something that happens in the games to trick you into watching corporate feminism
>>217468908>zero consequence, instant moral authority.This doesn't happen in the show though
>>217468908That's not what girlboss means though. You guys are trying to use it ironically to mock the women that use it in earnest but you've warped the definition to fit whatever you're mad about.
>>217468924I can see that she is crucified. Don't manipulate me, retard
>>217467279>Y-you're the bad guy, chuddy!>Haha, you're right, I amSimply amazing. Only the strawiest of strawmen for the new golden age of television.
>>217468945Meanings are determined by use, not HR origin stories. “Girlboss” is now shorthand for a specific writing pattern: smug upward snark, no consequences, preloaded moral authority. If that’s “warped,” explain why the scene works dramatically instead of tone-policing the word.Let’s see how much you’re paid to do this by gauging how dumb you are
>>217467279It would be so much better if he had the shades and the wolf hat and you could barely tell it's the kid that killed the wet bandits
>>217468947Nothing actually happens to her my indian moron
>>217469009But she is crucified THOUGH
>>217468926>that’s totally wrong I won’t say how or why though just trust me about this woke amazon adaptation of something chuds liked
>>217469014Being on a cross and being crucified aren’t the same thing you actually ritually kill the personIt’s ok you aren’t white and don’t speak English and don’t live in this country so it’s ok just do your little job
>>217469023But you never explained how this criticism applies to the show
>>217468722The video was pretty even handed in demonstrating all of Interplay's fuck ups that led to having to sell Fallout. But Bethesda were scummy faggots to them all the same when it came to the boardgame
>>217468442Red Lucy raped me multiple times in her bloodsport/sex dungeon. It was terrible.
>>217469014>clothes on>no nails>feet support>no rag in her mouthThat's a vacation not a crucifixion
>went to war with 109 tribes>at war with all their neighbours>but the legion are the good guysok dude
>>217468991That's not how the term is used generally outside this thread. It refers to a kind of successful career woman. If used negatively, it's used to point out the negative traits possessed by this kind of woman.>instead of tone-policing the wordThat's not what tone policing is. >If that’s “warped,” explain why the scene works dramaticallyI don't have to do that because I took issue with the term you used, not the writing in the scene, which I happen to think is dumb.
>>217469065But it is how the game portrays it
>>217469080i know
>>217468717#1 OP doesn't know what it means.#2 You're a faggot.
>>217467279so.. what happened to legate lanius?
>>217467279Damn Kevin, don't you think your traps is getting a bit out of hands?
>>217469130Retards got into a retard war.I'm talking about the Brotherhood of Steel, obviously.
>>217469125#1 Dilate#2 KYS#3 Go back
>>217469203Kek, are those your plans for today?What a fag.
>>217467279BoS is now objectively morally good to side with>super mutants are big green monsters that eat people and can't be reasoned with>ghouls are all damned to become ferals and hurt people if you don't get them Juice
>>217467279Seeing more and more series with people who clearly have grown up on shit like old Twitter and leddit, they probably felt that was a profound piece of dialogue. "if you think everyone else is bad then you're the bad guy" would encompass a whole lot of groups that the writers like.
>>217467279This is so stupid
Ahhh yes because just telling the big scary violent rapists they're actually the heckin bad guys will surely work out
Total redditor death
total frog sex
>>217467279Redlettermedia's skits have weirdly large budgets these days.
>>217469529>ghouls are all going to be feral or need drugsNot true at all.
>>217467279pissi cuckitini
THEY DIDNT HAVE FLATTOPS IN POSTAPOCALYPTIC ROME!!!
>>217467279Why don't they rape her.Caesar's legions loved to rape women during the Gallic campaign.I have never played a Fallout game.
