>If I could write, I'd do it better.
>>217467348>Not to say that my characters don't take shits, but I normally don't write about them at any length.
old coot's brain is like scrambled egg he doesn't even remember that famous "sunset found her" bit he wrote at the end of his last book
>>217467348>Ira Parker liked it for whatever reasonDude..... scat-fag clear as day
>>217467393literal art, like a painting
>>217467348>>Not to say that my characters don't take shits, but I normally don't write about them at any length.there's no way he said that
>showrunner (((Ira))) (((Parker))) liked it for some reasonhmmm...
>>217467476he's never been self-aware
Dany shat in one sentence in the book.
>>217467393>Mom walks in
just checked and the first episode came out few days ago, can you already tell if this is worth watching? didn't read the books btw
>>217467348
>>217467348>i normally don't write about them at any lengthoff the top of my head:>tywin died on while taking a shit>dany had explosive diarrhoea>way too many instances of people peeing>the ship groaned and growled beneath him, like a constipated fat man straining to shit
>they are pushing shit in HBOnow that sweeney poo-like tail in her Euphoria costume is not a coincidence, they're gonna push visual poop in shows and movies now
>>217467450That at least has some context of her and the army being brutalized by dysentery.
>Game of Thrones theme song starts>Smash cut to projectile poop coming out of an assholeNot very subtle
>>217467569Sydney was hot as fuck with that turd between her cheeks thoughever
>>217467609See, this is how they hook you up, next day youll enjoy diapers, and then furreis with diappears, and then you'll became a german. It's all part of their plan, don't you see it!? STOP!
>>217467348>The more she drank the more she shat
>>217467549?
I don't get it. Why did it trigger chuds so hard?
>>217467634kek, he really lost his mind
>>217467560Seeing the two ugly nogs already told me that.
>>217467629Nein, it's too late, untermenschen
That actor has never shat outdoors before
>>217467393So they're normalising scat as well in mainstream media, cum, puke, snot wasn't enough?
>>217467571>>217467496>>217467450D&D not including a scene of prime Emilia Clarke having explosive diarrhea is why their show sucked
>>217467348I think I actually hate this dude
>>217467705>>217467569Good, it's about time girls shitting became normalized
>>217467393This is degenerate! White people don't poop!
>>217467590PoopyPoopy-PoopyPoopy-poopy
>>217467752You should, thanks to some dogshit tv show catching on people suddenly pretend to listen to this literally who writer of repugnant garbage not fit to sit next to the Fabio schlick section on the clearance sale shelf. Man should be on his hands and knees blowing everyone involved with the show for making him seem relevant.
>>217467705Taking a shit is already normalized among people who consume fiber
What were they thinking? I turned this show off immediately after seeing that - I was willing to give this show a chance even after GoT and HOTD, but HBO obviously doesn't care about the brand or the perception lol, dead franchise.
>>217467705The jew is infested with shit parasites that control and continue their behavior.
How did this fat fuck literally write a worse version of A Knights Tale?
>>217467348>Hey, George. We know you're into poop, so check this out.>Uhhh, guys, I'm not into poop. Really.>Sure you're not *wink*
can you useless retards answer my question
>>217467851lol
>>217467482Yes Parker that notoriously Ashkenazi surname
>>217467393I look like this and do this.
>>217467920what question? Are you >>217467847Because that sounded like a rethoric question.Anyway I read the comics and it's a series of different adventures, it's not all about tournaments, but the first one does have some Knight's Tale vibes
>>217467993Like Miller?
>>217467847A Knight's Tale is a top flick thoughbeit
>>217467348>tywin lannister did not, in the end, shit gold
>>217467851he's only into girl diarhea, hes not some weirdo
Lmao he has no papaerwork that he was knighted only saying someone that he likely killed knighted him before he died
>Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water
>>217467671Es ist vorbei...
>>217468131I was about to say that he probably would need to have someone forge some papers for this but then I remember that that's what happens in A Knight's Tale lol
>>217468045Frank (((Miller))) wrote that subversive kike comic 300
>>217468146This was about her being sick, nothing to do with poop
So is this Dunk supposed to be Holdoors dad?
>>217467348gurm always instantly distances himself from the shows the second the writing comes under any criticism, but rushes to take credit when it's doing well.
>>217467569I think White Lotus also had a scene where the concierge took a dump in a guest's suitcase
>>217467549Can already tell it's far better than HOTD is or ever will be.
>>217467761I remember watching White Chicks with a girl I dated and she found the bathroom scene funny af.Biggest ick I've ever felt.
>>217468429this is white genocide....
>>217468317fucking fat coward
>>217467549Braap was the episode's low point. We've got an assortment of female written episodes coming up so watch this space if it does end up good.
The jews....they are trying to gaslight us into believing that white people poop
>>217467993>Jack Black>Harrison Ford
>>217467609The oven is your forever home
>>217467393can i get a webm
>>217467348>>217467393Liberal arts.
>>217468563I hope it's the same oven that Sydney's buns came out of
>>217468569
>>217467348>George, please write the book.>We've just greenlit House of the Dragon>George, please write>Elden Ring is coming to a Playstation near you>George, please>Trump is a threat to our democracy>George>I don't write about poopy
>>217468708
>>217467348Didn't this nigger dedicate the last chapter of Dance with Dragons to huge diarrhea shits?
>>217467393Every AKOTSK threads on /tv/ is going to be cursed with this pic.
