>JOSH?!
Samantha?
>>217469497Why didn’t they just start a massive forest fire?
>>217469528It’s harder than you think. It’s why it doesn’t happen too often on the more damp east coast compared to super dry California.
>>217469497about halfway through the movie they lose their map in a river, all they had to do was just follow the river out of there but lol college students
>>217469562>super
>>217469637The into the wild guy died for a very similar reason. could have just followed the river and found a bridge. he decided to swim half way across the river and then turn back, the literal worst thing he could have done. was dead not long after
i'm only posting in this thread to remind zoomers that this type of found footage movie hadn't really been made before which is part of why it was such a big deal
>>217469497My friends and I thought this movie was real (it was marketed as irl found footage) so we took guns and a tent to the forest. Had the time of my life shooting trees whilst yelling “FUCK YOU BITCH WITCH!”Good times.
>>217469709>allowing homos to steal perfectly normal wordsThat’s on you.
>>217469637By the time the map was gone they were trapped by the witch. Sort of like how Silent Hill has the foggy world.
>>217469637You are genuinely retarded
>>217469528It rained and everything was wet.
>>217469776>>217469637It seems that they were in a parallel dimension already. The house that was supposed to be burned down was still there and even if they went in the same direction all day they ended up in the same spot.
>>217470584I think once they came across the stickmen hanging from the trees, they had fully crossed over into the witch’s domain.
>>217469637>they lose their mapJosh threw it into the bushes because he couldn't read it. He deserved to die painfuly, alone in the dark.
>>217469637They literally do that and end up in the same spot
BEN? ERIC?
Reminder that she was murdered by the two dudes she was traveling with. There was no Blair witch
>>217471142No, this is a stupid fan theory and it’s never made sense. Anyone who posts this is either trolling or hasn’t seen the movie in a long time if at all.
>>217471142they could have done that a lot earlier with far less theatrics
>>217471376Plus, what did they do after? Their car was found left behind, so they just wandered off somewhere?
>>217471142They would have just raped and murdered her 15 minutes in if they wanted. There are too many inexplicable details otherwise. >house still standing>children’s laughter>camera found in the foundation of the house>house still standing and not burned down>the one guys hair and teethAnd what, the two guys just assume new identities after killing her? People knew where they were going. If she turned up missing and they didn’t they’d be prime suspects.
>>217469497>the movie who's success that ushered in the cheap, shitty production values that are common todayBlair Witch Project doesn't get the hate it deserves
>>217469497What's this new meme of creating a thread for a movie that already has a thread?
>>217471446Actually not true. There weren’t really any imitators in the immediate wake of BWP and even its sequel abandons the found footage format. It wasn’t until Paranormal Activity that there were a whole slew of copycat movies.
>>217471397>have the best rape nut with your bro you'll ever experience >decide to go off into nature and start life in the wild as savages, as nature intended
>>217471446I mean rec was pretty good desu
my name is josh and i was a stoned teenager in the theater when this film released i was very very scared thank you very much
>>217469528You wish. They were burnout treehuggers. Good riddance.
What's with all the recent Blair Witch threads? Did some youtube faggot make an essay on it? Is it currently on Netflix?
>>217472032These days I always assume it’s related to tiktok. Seems like it’s about the right time for teenagers to discover the movie.
>>217472088January?
>>217472911In Trump's Fascist States of America, every month is Halloween
Book of Shadows is the better movie.
