Times you acted like Soldier of Fortune Green Beret Major General Steven Seagal from Sniper Special Ops?
I ate 60 dollars worth of McDonalds in one sitting.
>>217470880so like 4 quarter pounders and a drink?
I snatched every motherfucker birthday.
>>217470788I watched part of this movie, or a nearly identical one, and he is almost ALWAYS sitting down in a chair, its fucking hilarious. Like in the middle of battle he'll just find a chair to sit in.
>>217470788why is the gun firing
>>217470788I always close my eyes when pulling the trigger, just like sifu taught me.
>>217471598It's a secret technique only mastered by the nearly extinct Emu-Foru aikido clanSeagal is the sole survivor
>>217471863You know he had to take a 20 minute break after that intense maneuver
>>217470788>Seagal and Van Dam.Talk about an all-star cast.
>>217471958It's not THAT Van Dam
>>217471897Imagine the catering budget
>>217472481>All you can eat shrimp has a new meaning
>>217470788I snatched every motherfucker birthday
>>217471863lmao this is so bad
>>217470788One time I got up from the chair too fast and I saw black spots so I had to sit back down for a second.
>>217470788Love how he doesn't pull the trigger but the gun's firing anyway
