Is there really no way to win against these?
>>217471061I guess you could dismember them sufficiently and lock them in secure containers
yes. they are pretty slow
>>217471061Well, It's very easy.You ignite the region to 30,000 temperature.
>>217471061what if you drop them into a volcano? I'm sure the chemical compounds will be altered
>>217471061Put them in a suit and give them a 6 figure salary. Keep them distracted with unending propaganda. Do this and they are more harmless than a marshmallow.
Be a liberal.
>>217471891KEKAROOOOOOOOoOooooooooooO AND THEY SAY THE LEFT CAN'T MEME
>>217471061Blend them and mix them with concrete.
>>217471061Part 3 had kind of a cool idea with freezing them using some kind of cryo-gun, but it was really slow and inefficient due to being a experimental prototype, and its effects only lasts for a few minutes, but maybe freeze them and then immediately dismember them, and then dump the parts in Antarctica or something, next to The Blob and The Thing.
However they managed to capture them and contain them in barrels, do that again. Only this time buy barrels from Home Depot instead of the US Army
>>217471061They did win?As soon as that guy said these barrels were made by the army corps of engineers I turned the movie off. No way anything is getting out of those barrels.
>>217472105But the old guy slapped it and the glass broke and all the gas came out
>>217471061It worked in the moovivivvie
>>217472068Probably easier to do when it’s maybe a dozen isolated to a hospital morgue, and not hundreds running wild in the streets.
>>217471061How did Trash die, btw? You see the zombies grab her and pull her down, and then the next time we see her, she’s emerging from the slimy muck totally intact with not so much as a bite mark on her. Compare that to the paramedic who barely had an intact skull left by the time they were done with him.
>>217472303They injected zombie cum into her. They wete very horny after being dead so long
>>217472159really? that seems highly unlikely
>>217471279>>217471277They hit them dead on with a nuclear bomb and it just scattered the chemicals even further to make more zombies
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>>217473898But what if instead of brains the zombies wanted to eat balls?!?FACT!!!
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>>217471061Just knock their teeth out
>>217471061Romero's zombies are slow but they magically teleport behind you. Also, there always are a shitload of them.
For gods sake, someone post the webm already!
>>217471061easy, just do containment. capture them, throw them into outer space inside a container or seal them in a hole(concrete).Nowadays, just blow them up with drones, collect the limbs and seal them away. Now I think fire would work but you have to burn them down to the bone leaving no flesh/ligaments/tissue