>adoptive parents die>never mentions them ever again>cares more about a wizard he barely knew>even names his son after said wizard's fake aliasThis guy's kind of a dick.
>his sonnot canon
>>217472525it's pre-Disney Expanded Universethat's the real canon
>>217472458Star wars is for children. You're not supposed to take it too seriously.
>>217472552>Expanded Universenot canon
>>217472458>never mentions them ever againWhen did you want him to talk about them exactly? Every scene with him there's some sort of stuff happening so there was no time for him to be discussing them other than maybe the trip to alderaan but he was training.
>>217472525>>217472552>>217472603George didn't cared for canon outside of his works.Filoni canon is the true canon now.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3824UGCCDbM
>>217472603It should be recannonized.
>>217472607>i just wish Ben were here ;___;he could spare a second to say something like>i lost my aunt and uncle to the Empire.or>i'll do it. for Owen, Beru... everyone else we've lost.OR SOMETHING.
>>217472525You're not canon.
>>217472905You're a towel.
>>217472636the old system had the movies + Clone Wars as "G-canon". George's word overrode any contradictions in continuity.but keeping the Clone Wars series meant there's a lot of shit that WAS originally connected to books, games, etc. so now there are all these characters and planets that are Disney canon, but they're throwaway mentions. and when they are re-introduced, it'll be the same as they were previously anyway (only way to keep it consistent).stupidest one was Lucas deciding Korriban should be "Morabund". every comic, novel, and game had just been using some alternative term for the planet up until that point.
>>217472458it's a harsh lesson that many foster and adoptive parents learn too late, you can never take the place of the absent biological parent in the child's heart or mindit's a shame really
>for over a thousand years...>for over a thousand generations...this one discrepancy caused so much chaos:https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Ruusan_Reformations/Legends
>>217472961i know a married lesbian couple who just adopted their third disabled dog.they're happy, but it's clear they're making do. nearing 40 so this is just their family unit. like TWO crazy cat ladies, who happen to be bonking.have kids, young anons. PLEASE.
>>217472913>I do not like them, towel.
>>217473055What is so crazy about owning a pet exactly?>have kids, young anons. PLEASE.I'm an incel due to my autism. To anyone who thinks looks matter to women, they don't. I've seen short, fat, ugly, old, bald, unhygienic guys with highly attractive girlfriends. Women are blind. Their attraction is based entirely on something so abstract that it can't be done if you have autism. I quit my job due to depression and alcoholism and don't want to leave my house anymore because it feels like I'm having shit smeared in my face every time I see a beautiful woman dating some hideous ogre. Fuck that. I'll rot away here until I die of malnutrition or kill myself.
>>217472956TCW is NOT G-canon
>>217472458Uncle Owen was originally supposed to be Boba Fett
>>217472458"Who cares about dome desert peasants anyway?" George Lucas
>>217473193some*
>>217472525more canon that whatever the fuck the mouse shat from his chocolate starfish
>>217472458wtf, was Luke's hairline always this shit or this from the special edition?
>>217473115Just get over yourself and you'll be happy. Whatever you think you are, forget it and move on
>>217472458What would have rectified that for you? Luke screaming "FOR UNCLE OWEN" as he fired the proton torpedoes into the Death Star?
>>217472458Owen and Beru Lars were keeping Luke down and sheltering him, albeit with good intentions. There are no allusions that Owen and Beru are his foster parents, just guardians. Luke longed to get out there in the galaxy, and after the death of his aunt and uncle did so with Ben Kenobi (the hero's journey). But Ben got killed along the way and suddenly Luke is stuck on his own with practically strangers in a big galaxy. No wonder he'd wish Ben were still with him.
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>>217473161i thought it was? main 6 movies (latest revisions) + TCW (specifically) + anything George-sama randomly says in interviews. wasn't that the 'most canon' tier?
>>217473971i answered this earlier.yes.
Luke also tried to fuck his own sister. Guess he wasn't right in the head. Spent all his days in the desert murdering local wildlife, setting fires, probably harassing sandpeople or beating up Yawas with Biggs and their gang of antisocial hoodlums.
>>217472884He left the entire PLANET the first moment he could, he certainly did not love those adoptive parents.
>>217475713do you think he was in love with Obi-Wan?in that way where samurai would have sex with their apprentices. but a bit more romantic?
>>217472458>Maybe Uncle Owen is right>I should just stay here on this lifeless planet and collect condensation for the rest of my life
>>217476474It was the old man dick he was looking for.
>>217472458If he thought about them as his parents he wouldn't call them aunt and uncle.
>>217473115have a pet, enjoy itbut don't use an animal as a substitute child
>>217473115sounds like you're better off with a pet.i just meant that as lesbians, they have no choice. they're happy people, good neighbours who turned into good friends. as a 'family' there's love, but as women they'll never actually experience loving/caring for a child of their own.>autismhave you ever looked into actual hug boxes? you do have a need that's not being scratched. a dog or a cat could fulfil that need, or you could try a machine.
>>217476554>Selling water on a desert planetThey were rich.
>I name my son Darth Vader
>>217477102>Obi-Wan neglects to mention he's Luke's stepfatherhttps://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Owen_(Kenobi)
>>217475622Yes. There was Lucas's Star Wars "world" or "pillar", as he called it himself, which constituted the six live-action movies, The Clone Wars animated movie and TV-series, and upcoming Underworld live-action series; then there was another "world" or "pillar", which was the universe of licensing, which constituted books, comics, games, etc. - known as the Expanded Universe or the EU - which Lucas called something very loose, separate and not a part of his "world". And then there was the fan "world".>“I am the father of our Star Wars movie world—the filmed entertainment, the features and now [The Clone Wars] animated film and television series,” Lucas says. “And I’m going to do a live-action television series. Those are all things I am very involved in: I set them up and I train the people and I go through them all. I’m the father; that’s my work. Then we have the licensing group, which does the games, toys and books, and all that other stuff. I call that the son—and the son does pretty much what he wants.” He laughs. “Once in a while, they ask a question like ‘Can we kill off Yoda?’, things like that, but it’s very loose. Then we have the third group, the holy ghost, which is the bloggers and fans. They have created their own world. I worry about the father’s world. The son and holy ghost can go their own way.”web.archive.org/web/20081015143217/http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/film/article4386319.eceThe so-called "lettered canon" you often see people refer to was used exclusively by the licensing department internally for the purposes of database chronicling, to know specifically what thing originated from where. There was never any official "canon tiers". Yet this false idea has spread, because people are not very knowledgeable of Star Wars behind the scenes. To Lucas, only his "world" was canon, to the Licensing, aka the EU, almost everything was canon, until contradicted by Lucas.
i watched episode 5 yesterday and episode 4 a couple before the, and now i am going to watch episode 6 because of this thread!
>>217477637You high or something kid? There are only 3 star wars movies and they only released on VHS and laserdisc.
>>217472603>>217472525EU is more canon than the Disney shit.
>>217472458>he didn't watch deleted sceneshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDcy2HxCCsY
>>217472525>creator of the series prior to selling it established this loreYes its canon, everything disney has made that supplants or contradicts prior lore is non-canon
my headcanon is the real canon and trumps G-canon, EU canon, disney canon and YOUR canon
>>217472574It's for all age groups.
>>217472603Disneys cock taste good eh?
>>217472458To be fair, Leia never mentioned to anyone that Tarkin forced her to watch her home planet get destroyed, or that Vader tortured her.Pretty sure the whole Skywalker family are natural psychopaths.
>>217477560>There was never any official "canon tiers". You just described them, and EU was made in strict internal continuity with George's constant final word and input. Anything lacking his participation and oversight is categorically irrelevant. Legacy EU authors doing treatments of their old 'Legends' material are the only inbetween case. Which is why the IP will die for good without Judas Filoni doing George's motherfucking sequel treatment to actually complete his film story.
>>217478045More like Star Wars fans hate Star Wars so much that they'll make up problems with it where they are none. I've never seen a fanbase hate the thing that they're fans of as passionately as Star Wars fans. The only ones who don't seem to hate it are the retarded, golden retriever-brained prequel fans, which only really like Revenge of the Sith (the worst prequel by far and the only truly bad Star Wars film made by George Lucas) anyway.
>>217475678He is his father's son after all
>>217478117>reeee stop enjoying things in ways that make me mad Sounds like you're a stupid fag
>>217473115I've known several autistic men with girlfriends.
>>217472458I mog this fem fag
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