Have a Negroni. Have a jug.
alcohol people are much more annoying than dude weeders
>>217472925anyone just eat a lot of sweets when they drink
>>217472952How so?
>>217472952Get a job you fat leech.
>>217472952not even close, junkie
>>217472996>>217473007already some genuine rage lmao
>>217472925>Makes a bad drink that tastes too strongStop posting this roast.
>>217472996well for one potheads don't get offended when you tell them you don't smoke weed
I'm autistic and an ex alcoholic, I never understood the entire point behind mixing so many different liquids to thin out your alcohol. I really don't get it unless you're at some type of party and it's being served to you like this. I look at alcohol as something that has to be consumed in the largest amounts possible as quickly as possible so that you get the best effect. Cocktails are the polar opposite of anything related to that concept. I should probably be impressed that she's making a cocktail that is ''strong'' but in reality I am not even slightly impressed.
>>217472925the armpit boys have a good point
>>217472925that's a man baby
>>217473007>>217472996>>217472991t.alcoholic fatties.
>>217473039You don't understand the concept of wanting something you put in your mouth to taste good?
>>217472925Springbok shooters are nicer. Not drinking is even better
>>217472925Worship a Dua Lipa armpit. Worship two.
>>217473039You're an alcoholic. Of course enjoying and savoring the taste of a drink is absurd to you.
>>217473073just take shots if it bothers you that much and chase it with something elsewhy bother going through this entire process of mixing and whatever else it's fucking stupid admit it
>>217472925TRY TWO
>>217472925It's crazy how women just flash their slutty armpits casually like that
>>217473092Because shots are unpleasant and drinking a cocktail isn't unpleasant
Negroni's are excellentDua Lipa is excellentcome at me brosalso I really like Americanos, basically a negroni but with seltzer/soda
>>217473139you clearly don't understanddrinking socially is retarded and mixing cocktails is a massive waste of time, if you're not a woman or gay then you are going to be drinking strong alcohol and strong beers and not complain
>>217472925That's a lot of gross bitter alcohol. Like it's almost ok enough to enjoy in a glass, but good lord.
>>217473037They absolutely seethe about “oh man no way you did you try the blueberry buttfucker hybrid? Bro you gotta smoke with me you just havent found a strain you like”
>>217473037yes they do wtf are you talking about
>>217473039I like to get just drunk enough I can enjoy myself but still actually do shit and walk around. I never got the full on alkies wanting to get black out drunk as quickly as possible. Literal mental illness.
>>217473162t. friendless closeted homo
Dua Lipa has much more charisma than all these other pop stars, I'm surprised she has no acting roles
>>217473180says the guy defending cocktails lmao you literally take it up the ass
>>217472952I didn't use to believe this until I found out there are meme accounts on Insta and TikTok that are aimed directly at degenerate drunks, entire accounts where it's all about drinking at 8am and getting so plastered you pass outI don't understand the mentality of wanting "encouraging" content about a self-destructive activity or mentality, it's like people who follow manic depressive #HopelessCore accounts or the subreddit where people post pictures of themselves using meth.
>>217472925I miss getting drunk with my ex wife
>>217473191Ntfa, the only cocktails I drink are martinis and manhattans. But it’s ALWAYS the dudes who try to be “Manly men with 8% bitter hoppy ipas and straight vodka” that immediately jump to gay buttfucking as an insult. Your entire identity is centered about men and it’s extremely gay believe it or not.
>>217473103>>217473147>>217473166YES to all
Ever since trying other drugs, alcohol feels like a black and white tv compared to a modern led screen.
>>217473251>he's sucking his pink alcohol through a straw >he thinks his opinion on alcohol matters lol.lmao, even.
>>217473162>drinking socially is retardedWhat? Alcohol is a great social drug.
>>217472925Link 2 video?
>>217473089Have a beer. Have two
>>217473181She was in the intro of Argylebut I agree I would like to see her in more
>>217473174The process of getting to the black out state feels fucking amazing to me. Alcohol works different to different people. Some people feel nauseous when they drink enough. I just feel better the more i drink. I don’t want to get black out drunk of course but the journey there is so good, and people love me when the alcohol ”high” is rising.
>>217473276>doesnt know what a manhattan isNeither do yours, brainlet
>>217473227You write this while posting on fucking 4chan.
>>217472925gross albanian whore
>>217473089>savoring the taste
>>217473245she drinks with me now
>>217473373You're talking to a literal non human being right now. People who are actual people know the fact that getting drunk makes you feel happy and good 100% of the time. Actual people don't get hangovers either. I'm a human and so are you.
>>217473478>Actual people don't get hangovers either.give it a few years buddy
>>217473339>didn't chug it allnot surprised, Guiness tastes like shit
modern day 'sex symbol' are nothing but shite in a bucket
>>217473738she's trying to cross the G
>>217473738nuh uh its yoomay
>>217473073Cocktails were created (literally) to mask a taste of shit booze (exception: gin and tonic, as it was other way around and any of the cordials).any mixer + alcohol is much better separated compared to together.case in point - screwdriver - orange juice + vodkamint julep - mint and lime drink + bourboncuba lubre - lime cola + rumand so on and so forth.the only good they do is they get sluts drunk.
>>217473869Most classic cocktails exist (before the intvention of stuff like pina coladas) because people want to drink liquor but don’t want to take one sip of whiskey every 10 minutes. By bringing down the alcohol content, the drinker can have the same volume of liquid as if they were drinking beer or wine without getting ungodly hammered.
>>217473940>they take a sip of cocktail anywaynever in my life have I seen anyone chugging cocktails that werent stronger than wine or beerUNLESSthey are shots. but shots are essentially colored high octane alcohol.
>>217472925She needs more negroni. A big negroni no less.
>>217472952>alcohol peopleYou mean every single person who's not a weird cultist or incel?
>>217472952>>217473037Alcohol has played a fundamental role in socialization in Western Civilzation for thousands of years. People who have never drank are either mormons or reddit virgins who still can't drive a car at age 25. It's not remotely comparable to dude weed
>>217474021this guy beat me to it >>217474028
>>217474028>Western Civilzation for thousands of years. >thousandslmaoALCOHOL WAS NEVER STRONG UNTIL VERY RECENTLY.thus to get drunk you had to drink ungodly amounts, in litres. that is pathologic in and of itself, thus Ancient revelries were full of people vomiting due to drinking too much and then drinking again."strong beer" was 5% until xviii c. (and theres really no good reason to go much higher), wine peaks naturally at about 12% (and it was watered down usually on purpose), highly distilled spirits only gradually spread from xiv c on, with the "socialising drink" of choice peaking at most at 15% of strongest possible wine or mead, with higher ones being for sipping (ever tried getting drunk on sherry? or brand? on purpose, by artificially fortifying them with distilled spirits) and usually medicinal.
i'm not sober right now
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>>217472988I'll ocasionally take a shot of vodka while chewing starburst
>>217474241based
>>217473251YUP, only us REAL men love manhattans. We're just manhattan guys and we love only drinking manly liquor like whiskey. Nothing quite hits the spot like some bourbon, except maybe a big black coffee. I always GAWK at little sois that put pussy ass milk and sugar in their coffee.
