AYO POTTAH
>bruh>bro>mid>peak>fire>slop>unc>glazing>cookinggoing to need to use modern lingo if they want to get with the times
>>217473575Harry Rizzler
>>217473575Where did unc come from all of a sudden
>>217473434So since it's SO important to have black representation, why does he have white people hair? Shouldn't he have an afro or buzzcut with designs or something?>well in the books they say his hair is long and straightThe book also say he's white, you don't seem to care too much about that.
>>217473707Niggers got tiktok
>>217473745>Damn nigga
>>217473707where does all modern slang on the english speaking internet come from?you should know the answer
>>217473771Imagine the amount of work this nigga gotta do and the amount of product he has to put in his hair every day to get it to look like this. You can even see how frizzy his roots are just in that pic, like his nigger hair is struggling to break free.
>>217473745Why he so zesty ????????????
>>217473818I think he looks like a gentleman
>But this is touching, Shaverus,” said Dumbledore seriously. “Have you grown to care for the boy, after all?”>“Fo' him?” shouted Snape. “Expecto Hoodtronum!”From the tip of his glock burst the silver pitbull. She landed on the office floor, bounded once across the office, and chased a toddler. Dumbledore watched her fly away, and as her black glow faded he turned back to Snape, and his eyes were full of tears.>“After all this time?”>“Fo sho” said Snape.
>>217473902The deathly hollowpointz
>Dark Arts teacher>make him blackwtf rowling??
>>217473707Jewish psyop, (((they))) have to update the indoctrination words every 5 years to keep white people stupid and black.
>>217473434*po'ah
>>217473434>Is this nigga Sirius?
>>217473434>I finna avada kadavra yo ass, no cap
>>217473575>wickedthey did that in the movies too
>>217473707blacks are a walking humiliation ritual that are actually proud of their punishment
>>217473434AYO POTHEADWE BE COOKIN' UP SOME PURPLE DRANK FO OUR NEXT LESSONNOW GO SWIPE SUM O' DEM INGREDIENTS FROM DEYGON ALLEY DON'T GET BUSTED NIGGA OR GRIFFINDO' FINNA LOSE SUM POINTSTHIS SIZZURP FINNA BE LIT
>>217473434>Harry Potter and the Philosopher Stole my Bike>Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Crips>Harry Potter and the 50% of all Prisoners in Azkaban are Black>Harry Potter and the Disorder of the Free Nigs
>>217474929>>217474934>>217473966>>217473902Kek'd
>Seriously Black
>AYO POTTAH
>>217475224>>AYO POTTAH
>>217473434"Tell me, Potter: What would you get if you combined paprika, salt, pepper, thyme, basil, oregano, celery salt, mustard, garlic salt, ginger, and white pepper?"
>>217473434>Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sneakers
>"POPPAAAR, DO NOT REDEEM THE POTION!"
>>217473434FUCKS yo white daddy, pottah, he was a lil dick ass honkey. Lily shoulda been on MUH dik nigga
>>217473575Harry Potter is set in the 90's though
>>217473434you call me?
>>217473434ACCIO WELLFARE
>>217473434>welcome to defense against the dark arts, if you make a joke, that's 50 points gone from your house. I've heard them all before>what's good ma wizza>...50 points from Hufflepuff
Yes, dadd- I mean, sir?
>>217475292Lawry's entire product line
Snape is clearly Caucasian in Rowling's original sketches.No idea why they made Ron white, though.
>>217475729That's not Ron
>>217473866bc he has sex with men
>>217473866Please tell me this is fake
>>217475721(That's the Colonel's 11 herbs and spices.)
Lily and Petunia Evans were from cokeworth, a dirty town where they burned a lot of coal
If they cast Benedict Cumberbatch as Snape, it will be kino.
>>217473434>Taaime to brew dis gillyWeed shieet, Kool G>Oh Yeah, ma Wizza!
>>217473434>>217473575>>217473707>>217473902>>217473896Henry Potter chads RISE UP!Shake ya booty and RISE UP! Shake ya broomstick and RISE UP! Henry Potter chads RISE UP!
>>217473707>>217473746No it's a thing in various different languages and cultures. Asian Americans fire unc way more than blacks.
>>217475748You're right, it was a cunning ruse on my part.It's actually Gary.
>>217474934lmao
>>217474934>>Harry Potter and the Philosopher Stole my Bike>>Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Crips>>Harry Potter and the 50% of all Prisoners in Azkaban are Black>>Harry Potter and the Disorder of the Free NigsHarry Potter and the Locker of FootHarry Potter and the Prison BitchHarry Potter and the Order of DeportationHarry Potter and the Half-Blood MulattoHermione's got the Colored People's Time Turner. She's on time for eything.
>>217476138>Hermione's got the Colored People's Time Turner. She's on time for eything.
>>217475811>he was bullied by a guy with glassesWTF
>>217473707>Where did unc come from all of a sudden
>>217473434
>>217473575No.
>>217473575>>217473707unc is not a thing discord tranny
>>217473902>>217473966>>217474720>>217474929>>217474934>>217475636>>217475844>>217476138Same energey as the hack song parodies in the Yesterday threads.
>>217475908gary is dean thomas
>>217473434>>217473902>>217473966>>217474720>>217474682>>217474929>>217474934haha racism funny!
>>217476257unc is a thing, childless millennial pedohomo
>>217476410Yes
>>217475811>Yo daddy lynched me, Pottah! Him and that mangy ass Sirius!
>>217476410safe edgy reddit racism like that when it's in a sponsored corporate thread is funny
>>217476542Pretty sure you would get banned from most subreddits for posting stuff like this
>>217473707>Where did unc come from all of a suddenWhere all slang comes from, the minds of adolescents.
>>217476611I was going to write *blacks but they all pretty much have the mind of children regardless of age
>>217476344Slightly higher-res.It's Gary.
black people love harry potter n wizads n shit
>>217473866lol
>>217476410God this site gets more and more cucked every year by fags like you, why even live
>>217476766You're right. Given opportunity you should kill yourself.
>>217476766>im not an unfunny faggot >it's edgy so it has to be funny!!
>>217476699yeah he's called gary but later rowling changed his name to dean thomas
>>217476734i remember when SJWs decided this webcomic was racist. even though it's part of a series of experiences the artist had when she worked in a game shop.
>>217476925I don't know, Rowling doesn't strike me as one for retcons. She didn't even change the text between editions (looking at you, Tolkien).
>>217476821>>217476833My god, even the kms replies aren't even good anymore, why is the site so shit bros
"Mm yes, Potter, come in, come in" Dumbledore beckoned. "Wot is it, headmaster?" Harry inquired calmly. Dumbledore peered into Harry's eyes from behind his half-moon spectacles, then stretched his legs over to the penseive. "Have you made any friends, Harry? I see you talking with that Grainger girl, Hermione, yes. She seems quite nice. I can see a beautiful friendship bubbling up there. Ah yes, before i get too distracted, i wanted to show you one of my favorite memories from my gay past. Did you know im gay, btw?"
>>217477072because zoomers discovered smug Gen X irony by way of Twitter and Tumblr. that became the default internet voice, so 4chan rebelled against it./b/ is just porn now. Something Awful got rid of FYAD because it's 'problematic'. even Reddit went from 'we must allow horrible topics in the name of free speech' to 'yikes!'the only option left is to be sincere. post our actual thoughts.
>>217477210>"Pensieve? more like PENISieve!" mused Dumbledore, as he wanked once again to an old threesome with Nicolas Flamel and Gellert Grindelwald (New Year's Eve, 1944--one of his favourites).
>>217476228based teacher
