Hey /tv/, I'm a studio exec at Paramount. Can you help me come up with some script ideas for a movie starring Abigail Breslin?
>>217474534I can't recall any decent Water Polo sports flicks but one can't possibly be that hard to write. There's probably a baseball / football template you could use without actually changing all that much if you're feeling especially lazy.
>>217474534Sex (with me)
>>217474534She's the President's daughter and has a rare intestinal disease that requires a crack team of doctors and scientists to shrink themselves down to miscroscopic size and explore her anus and intenstinal tract, fighting perils along the way
>>217474534Revenge horror flick.Her boobs come alive when she sleeps and roam the streets smothering violent rapists to death.
>>217474534Single mom that works as a plumber gets hired by a rich guy. It's love at first sight for the guy but he's harboring a dark secret.
>>217474534leave it be
>>217474723>"I'll just cut them off, that will teach men!"
>>217474723Smart girl, they must have hell for her back.
>>217474723dumb bitch
>>217474723they're not cut off they are pushed down and to the side. there's implant scars in OPs pic. this isn't an ariel winter situation kek
>>217474534it literally says 2015 in the filename, moron, she doesn't look like that anymore
>>217474534You make a movie where a group of scientists go to the platonic realm to find the source of evil, only to realize it is self preservation that drives all evil. The group decides to end it, dooming all life on earth.The bimbo is a background character.
>>217474723>pale, blonde, busty perfection >ruined
>>217474723
>>217474790Could've just strengthened her core but fuck it, mutilation is easier, huh?
>>217474723You can even tell she's got the anchor shaped scars, totally butchered. why are women retarded?>>217475335What's so hard about being perfection? The rapes? Sansa?
>>217474723Women, man.
