Hey /tv/, I'm a studio exec at Paramount. Can you help me come up with some script ideas for a movie starring Abigail Breslin?
>>217474534I can't recall any decent Water Polo sports flicks but one can't possibly be that hard to write. There's probably a baseball / football template you could use without actually changing all that much if you're feeling especially lazy.
>>217474534Sex (with me)
>>217474534She's the President's daughter and has a rare intestinal disease that requires a crack team of doctors and scientists to shrink themselves down to miscroscopic size and explore her anus and intenstinal tract, fighting perils along the way
>>217474534Revenge horror flick.Her boobs come alive when she sleeps and roam the streets smothering violent rapists to death.
>>217474534Single mom that works as a plumber gets hired by a rich guy. It's love at first sight for the guy but he's harboring a dark secret.
>>217474534leave it be
>>217474723>"I'll just cut them off, that will teach men!"
>>217474723Smart girl, they must have hell for her back.
>>217474723dumb bitch
>>217474723they're not cut off they are pushed down and to the side. there's implant scars in OPs pic. this isn't an ariel winter situation kek
>>217474534it literally says 2015 in the filename, moron, she doesn't look like that anymore
>>217474534You make a movie where a group of scientists go to the platonic realm to find the source of evil, only to realize it is self preservation that drives all evil. The group decides to end it, dooming all life on earth.The bimbo is a background character.
>>217474723>pale, blonde, busty perfection >ruined
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>>217474790Could've just strengthened her core but fuck it, mutilation is easier, huh?
>>217474723You can even tell she's got the anchor shaped scars, totally butchered. why are women retarded?>>217475335What's so hard about being perfection? The rapes? Sansa?
>>217474723Women, man.
>>217477260>anchor shaped scarsI still don't know how doctors haven't improved that procedure/surgery?
>>217474534Nina Hartley biopic. Oscar bait.
>>217474534I wouldn't normally do it, but I know PSKY has having a hard time, so you can have this one for free:> The New Adventures of Calamity Jane> Takes place after Wild Bill Hickock dies and she leaves Deadwood.The plot:> She moves to Chicago> her sharpshooting and frontier innovativeness puts her in the circle of the local police> somehow she helps solve the famous HH Holmes serial killer case.Background:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calamity_Janehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._H._Holmes
A sequel to Zombieland starring her character and the zombies just needed milk.
>>217474534She's been blacklisted by Hollywood for speaking out. She keeps trying to #MeToo people.
>>217479025She looks great here, how recent is this?
>>217474534Not after she cut off her tits, went anorexic, "fixed" her teeth and lasered her forearm hair, no.
>>217478047it gets called a surgery but it would be more accurate to call it a medical mutilation. they are slicing the breast open and carving off significant chunks of flesh then sewing it all back together. the fact that they're able to get the scarring somewhat centered and symmetrical while also retaining something resembling a nipple frankly is a miracle considering that the type of damage being inflicted in this ghastly procedure. i'm not sure how you could possibly think that this could ever be done without monstrous scarring. this shit needs to be outlawed, it's just as ghoulish as tranny surgeries and it's insane that it's as common as it is.
>>217474534First invent time travel and go back to before she chopped her tits off
>>217474768>>217477260>>217477360>Kissless virgins don't know that dropping 60 pounds of weight is also going to make tits smallerI miss times when the joke was about her getting fatter and fatter every time there is a new photo of her
>>217477360criminal.
