>This sybian has a V8 diesel, a chrome plated titanium drive rod, and heavy duty shocks *grunts excitedly*. We could really mess that pussy up, Jill, what do you say? Will you come on the show tomorrow and ride the new Binford Buttfucker 3000? >Tttttiiiiimmmmm! You KNOW I don't like it when people see me getting rutted! Can't you just get Al to do it? >*Uuuuerghhh*!?!?!?
>Tim did you stop by the adult shop to pick up that vibrator for our little vacation?>No I went to the hardware store. Got the new Binford model. Gasoline powered 6.5 horse power.
>>217476068>Jill, you ready for round two? I used the new Binford 35w synthetic motor oil on the dildo. That thing is gonna slip so deep, and go so smooth, you'll barely notice when it pokes out of your throat. *Grunts*
I never found Jill attractive, and so usually had crushes on all the mom characters in sitcoms
>>217476901She had her moments, but who could compete with those binford girls
>>217475606https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lndui2TOza0
>>217476928>Sorry Jill, I need a woman in my life who can handle a 250 horsepower thrust. If we're gonna make this marriage work, you're gonna have to start doing anal for me. Heidi let me put a whole socket wrench set in her pussy yesterday, and I come home to this? Where do you think the money to pay for all of this came from, you stupid bitch? I've had my hands in some tight places, but I've learned with a little bit of the right lubricant, anything is possible. Take your pants off and show me that asshole, Jill.
>>217475606do sybians really feel as good for women as porn makes it seem?
>>217476901There's something off-putting about her face to me. I don't think she's ugly at all, but there's just something weirdly unattractive about her compared to other sitcom moms.
>>217477433She looks like a bird to me idk why
>>217477502I can kinda see it, yeah.
>>217476068The two were found dead days later of carbon monoxide poisoning
>>217478021If you’ve ever tried holding on to the end of one of those it’s not the carbon monoxide that will kill you
