>raunchy teen movie>grandma listens to hip hop beats and rolls mondo doobies
>>217476835>Grandpa's wheelchair has giant speakers on the side and the wheels have rims
>Grandma's dick is bigger than Eminem's
>>217476835>door slams open>record scratch>complete silence, everyone turns their head to the door>its grandma, everyone is about to get busted>"who turned off the music?">grandma dabs and starts twerking>music comes back on and everyone cheers
>Grandma helps homeless boy study for the SATs
>Wine tasting space travel island survival teen comedy>"When are we?">"More like WHERE are we!">women wear bikinis made out of seashells and play volleyball with coconuts>mom tries island wine thinking its a pinot grigio when its actually a sauvignon blanc>grandma starts raping faster than eminem, then moons the camera and farts out cum>girlfriend asks who all these people are>pick up a piece of paper, fold it, and stick a pencil through it
>>217477217>homeless boy in turn helps grandma study for the EATs, like, he's teaching her to EAT, which is slang for be stylish and have swag
>Angry police chief starts ranting and raving>DAMN IT, DETECTIVE GRANDMA! YOU BROKE EVERY RULE IN THE BOOK! NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME-ack!>Detective Grandma grabs the chief by the ear>No, sonny, you listen to ME. >Audience gasps>I was catching crooks before your pappy learned how to crawl. And I'm about to catch another. >Detective Grandma, I->I'm bringing in the Beach Bomb Bandit. And you BETTER not be in my way when I make the collar.>Y..yes, ma'am.
