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Queen of /film/

Thinking about Laurapetic again...

Which one of you is streaming "Céline et Julie vont en bateau" at Twitch?

>>217480342
>Favourite screwball comedy
Pissing in waifufags' mouths while watching classics like Moana.

>>217480398
I'm the one streaming JaquieEtMichelTV 15 08 21 Double Gangbang For Julie And Celine Two Lesbian Milfs

>>217480398
How about it's Céline et Julie don't en bateau and they just stay home on dry land?

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>>217480427
No, it's the real film

>>217480342
I've been trying to get into more obscure and arthouse film. Was thinking about watching one of the following next:
>the Shining
>Life of Pi
>Memento

Any recommendations?

Yo, this ginger liquor is getting me fucked up... feel like I got JaquieEtMichel on my throat or sum.

>>217480489
Just skip all that shit and watch Eyes Wide Shut.

>>217480489
you should watch "The United States of America" by James Benning. here's a torrent link;

https://yts.bz/movies/the-united-states-of-america-2022

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r8 my setup

>>217480537
Based, needs more specialized "F" content. 6/10.

>Lolita Roleplay
O DINGPEDO

>>217480537
>windows
lol

Dingopedo

my haters are psychotically (and poorly) recreating my browser bookmarks instead of watching or discussing movies. i pity them

>>217480342
>Bonus
Dunno if it's my favorite of the lot but Hello, Sister! was pretty great. Staged by Raoul Walsh and Eric Von Stroheim.
>>217480489
watch M (1931), Breaker Morant, Le samouraï... I think these are really good entry level films.

>>217480537
Now post the Nutcracker screenshot you mentioned last thread.

A dingo ate my bababab

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Dude rates so many Korean classics 2/10 but then gives Burning a perfect score. Not even the best Lee Chang-dong, but the fucking second to worst!

>>217480737
some people rate 1 the best and 5 the lowest btw. i like to rate my favourite things low to try and keep them a secret , so the value of the film isn't impacted by those who don't appreciate it

Highest 2 Lowest

Dingo 2 Pedoest

>4 stars
>perfect score
what did he mean by this?

>>217480603
>>217480661
>>217480784
that's obviously not me you morons

If you haven't seen Rivette's Out 1, you need to go back.

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>>217480784

>>217480712
Didn't save/can't find it :/ maybe someone else did? I'm pretty sure he posted it right after 4chan returned last May.

os cafajestes

>>217480927
female lead looks like jeanne moreau (just looked it up)

>>217480749
peak autism

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If you haven't seen Meshes of the Afternoon scored by Teiji Ito, you need to go back.

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>The Following is my explanation

>>217480749
How many pseud layers are you under? This is insane

>>217480969
One of the most haptic films I ever seen.

Hapetic?

>>217480456
hell yeah dude

>>217480969
Most people here saw this by the age of 16-17

>>217480969
listening to music while watching a silent film is peak reddit behaviour i'm lmaoing at your life

a idade da terra

Finally got around to watching Vinegar Syndrome’s Reviver 1 release- was cool that they included a few short films, didn’t expect that. Shorts were better than the feature, which was a massive piece of shit as expected.
Might get the next one if/when they release it, but if the feature is as bad as this first one I’ll probably stop there.

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sup dingo nation, its 4:30am. cashing out my bong neetbux tomorrow as i only have 5p to my name. rewatching the disney classic alice in loliland + hentai on both monitors, debating whether to give meshes of the afternoon 1 or 2 stars before chat generates a convoluted, hollow review in proper letter case. suck my nuts queermo, /stout/ out

btw egyptian goddess lawza fauci mogs every waifu ever posted

its up
https://www.criterion.com/current/posts/9036-the-criterion-channel-s-february-2026-lineup

this is a dingo nation general

>>217481200
dingjeet is a bong?

this town ain't big enough for two stout chaps the likes of us

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>>217481226
Even fake nanako?

>>217481244
Yep.

>>217481200
i'm not a pedo and i'd like it very much if you stopped slandering me as one

>>217481080
From Ancient Greek ἁπτικός (haptikós, “able to come in contact with”), from ἅπτω (háptō, “to touch”) + -ικός (-ikós, suffix forming adjectives from nouns).

Of or relating to the sense of touch.

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>>217481251
mogged by hag stanwyck

nazareno cruz y el lobo

Dingo Epstein, baby rapist

Anyone else fancy a crack at retiming this Mishima translation to the Criterion? I've got other things I'd rather be getting on with

>>217481244
Just like you, Sanjeet.

>>217481235
Who gives a fuck

>>217481321
Based.

>>217481323
>to the Criterion?
Who gives a fuck

>>217481323
I don't wanna sound like a dick but I'm almost certain you're the only one working on this.

>>217481323
sybau faggot it's your project, go pay someone to do it

>>217481322
this is slander. i am NOT a pedophile or a rapist

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>>217481305
Riiiight……..

>>217481390
oh of course it's the brookepedo slandering me.

rodrigo d no futuro

I dare Dingo to post the Nutcracker screenshot himself. £20 says he has NO BALLS

>>217481390
Typical pedo projecting. Unloved nigga.

la vendedora de rosas

>>217481405
Et tu, Stanwyckslag?

>>217481416
i honestly don't have it, or at least i can't find it

la estrategia del caracol

>>217481499
bro you're calling me a pedo, in what reality would i not be offended by that

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RIP Bruce Lee RIP Yusaku Matsuda RIP Brandon Lee

>>217481200
Sent that freak flying.

>>217481518
I'm not the one watching lolita roleplay.

el polaquito

>>217481568
that's not me lmao you fucking idiot

rich coast

man, i'm unfollowing dingo on letterboxd

i appreciated his reviews but i can't support a pedophile

same with birkinpedo

so disappointing

>>217481568
You are the one completely alone in this life, waking up everyday thinking "why even get out of bed". Quite /film/ic, really.

>>217481627
I'll believe you don't engage in loli when you decide to suck my nuts queemo LOL

>>217481649
>reddit spacing

plata quemada

>>217481649
>>217481669
i am NOT a pedophile

See >>217481219

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>Jurassic World takes place off the coast of Costa Rica
Suddenly, all the ass-kissing makes sense now…

Trolling hours huh, you guys are bad at this.

>>217481715
Ok, what now?

>>217481755
Alone in life, no future, born unloved, a mistake. All /film/ic tropes. Life is a movie sometimes.

Cuckstapedo is malding again

>>217481779
Watch a Rohmer. Watch two.

>>217481779
I hope it did you well

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I'm announcing my retirement from /film/ while I will still watch kino, I wasn't even that social here for it to matter.
>>217481323
Sorry I cant help you but Im very grateful for your project, thanks.
>>217481375
>>217481360
>>217481354
Dont be mean to him, I like his project.

>>217481801
Skills can be taught. Character you either have or you don’t have.

>>217481792
I think you should commit suicide. It ain't getting better for you, never.

>>217481792
He likes to make others suffer, it's the only thing that gives some relief.

>>217481822
I don’t have to agree with you to like you or respect you.

>>217480737
Poetry is his best.

>>217481830
Goodbye forever, see you tomorrow.

>Jeeto announces he's leaving while Birkinbro is stuck in the penalty box
Weak. He didn't even last a month kek

>>217481864
Kek.

You learn a lot about someone when you share a meal together.

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Good riddance, Jeetopedofaggot. Rest in piss.

>>217481947
It is better if you kill yourself, though.

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>>217481947

Cuckstapedo is having a breakdown because his only friend just retired KWABOTY

>>217481976
Yeah? Well your only friend in life is, uhhhhh, you, Harpedo. Take that, lowlife. Suffer. Burn.

>>217481976
And you're gonna wake up tomorrow knowing no one's ever loved you, and no one will, because you're worthless.

>>217482002
Not Hargoat but correct he is my bro.

This in-fighting is all so tiresome.

>>217482010
You've got no friends, don't delude yourself. You're alone in life, despite your best tries to fit in. You don't fit in any place.

>>217482002
>>217482003
harperchad beat you to the punch lmfao kwab

Cuckstapedo ranting at himself and his life failures in the mirror again…

Jeeto made a retirement post and got niggas celebrating lmfao. Blud thought he was Kinskibro or Charlottebro, we don’t love you like that lil pup.

>>217482077
Just telling you the truth. I don't lie: I'm time itself.

>Harperbro gets called a pedo
Like water off a duck's back
>Birkinbro gets called a pedo
Like water off a duck's back
>Dingo gets called a pedo
Gets really defensive and dramatic about it
Hmmmmmmmmm.... nooticing...

>>217481871
Of course. Do people actually contest this?

/film/'s getting too /advanced/ for me.

>>217482115
Of course, why should they be offended for getting called what they are?

>>217482126
Most people would say Burning, but real ones know it's Poetry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej8KVTSjPUU

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>>217482092
The thread was already hilarious but instantly got 10x better when he announced his retirement. Now watch Stipetic or Kinskibro return tomorrow as icing on the cake.

>>217482115
this would make sense if the two who didn't care about it WEREN'T open pedos. i deny it because it ISN'T true.

>>217482213
>open pedos
Proof?

>>217482213
Did you know 16 year olds can be diagnosed pedophiles according to the DSM-5?

>>217482221
my unpublished review of pretty baby exposes them. smash a like then maybe i'll post it, queermo

Best films with only diegetic music not made by Rohmer?

>>217482279
Color era Bresson... Haneke... The list goes on...

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>30 minutes in
>4 scenes of characters loudly eating in extreme sonic detail
Serra is nothing but a troll, fuck him.

>>217482345
>Haneke
Good films only please.

>>217481235
looking forward to the Sudanese films t b h d e s u

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I return to this thread, my undercover mission in /film/ was a success
>>217482191
>>217482092
Pero a mi me importa una mierda el circlejerk lmao JAJJAJAJAJAJJJAJ

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I think cinema isnt my true love, books are.

>>217482815
Massakring fags, I see...

>>217482879
Putting on your kneepads again, I see…

>>217482815
>>217482855
We totally believed you were leaving.

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>>217483035
lol

Michael Bay.

>>217482917
Kill yourself, homo.

>>217483035
I don't understand what he's trying to do here.

>>217483051
I look like this.

>>217482387
Based.

>>217481830
I fully support and like his projects, but don’t give a flying fuck about Criterion and never will