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You're his lawyer, how do you (...) 01/20/26(Tue)23:00:36 No.217480717

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You're his lawyer, how do you defend him? Anonymous 01/20/26(Tue)23:00:36 No.217480717

>Crimes
>Rape
>Mass murder (including child murder)
>Adultery
>Conspiracy
>Terrorism
>Malefic
>Slavery
>Torture
>Ethnocide
>Attempted omnicide

Anonymous
01/20/26(Tue)23:01:31 No.217480731

Anonymous 01/20/26(Tue)23:01:31 No.217480731

My client did nothing wrong

Anonymous
01/20/26(Tue)23:03:55 No.217480761

Anonymous 01/20/26(Tue)23:03:55 No.217480761

>>217480717
My Client has Diplomatic immunity

Anonymous
01/20/26(Tue)23:04:24 No.217480773

Anonymous 01/20/26(Tue)23:04:24 No.217480773

>>217480717
>Your Honor, Gul Dukat is a CHAD and all those things he’s, allegedly, done are actions of someone gifted with high test and a deep love of his country and his people. With the evidence presented just with his aura alone, The Court has no other choice than to dismiss all charges and reinstate the Cardassians as rulers of Bajor.

Anonymous
01/20/26(Tue)23:05:22 No.217480787

Anonymous 01/20/26(Tue)23:05:22 No.217480787

>>217480717
Bajoran terrorism

Anonymous
01/20/26(Tue)23:06:03 No.217480796

Anonymous 01/20/26(Tue)23:06:03 No.217480796

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>>217480717
They could have walked away at any given point. They didn't. Ergo, my client is innocent.

Anonymous
01/20/26(Tue)23:06:57 No.217480814

Anonymous 01/20/26(Tue)23:06:57 No.217480814

>>217480717
They were only Bajorans.

Anonymous
01/20/26(Tue)23:34:23 No.217481240

Anonymous 01/20/26(Tue)23:34:23 No.217481240

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Anonymous
01/20/26(Tue)23:37:01 No.217481282

Anonymous 01/20/26(Tue)23:37:01 No.217481282

>>217481240
He’s got a point…

Anonymous
01/20/26(Tue)23:41:21 No.217481345

Anonymous 01/20/26(Tue)23:41:21 No.217481345

>>217480717
the prophets could have stopped him, they didnt, so it must be their will.

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