>yeah so we need to cast Spiderman's aunt>this time, I'm thinking a hot MILFacita instead of a cute old lady>how about we cast the hottest woman to ever grace the silver screen?>oh BTW my character is gonna be canonically banging her haha>it's important for character development of Spiderman that I'm banging his hot mom okay?
>>217482469Some company should have capitalized on Spider-Man and made a movie with Tom Holland and Marisa Tomei where they play a non-biologically related aunt and nephew who live in New York and never say each other's names through the whole movie and do nothing but have sex.
>>217482571Starring me and Marisa Tomei
>>217482571Bud, being biologically related AND having sex is part of the incest charm. Although iirc May wasn't blood related to him, uncle Ben is so it's fine.
>>217482469Jon Favreau didn't write or direct those movies, he just played same the character from Iron Man
>>217482469Hes honestly pretty based for doing so. Putting in a joke where his character is banging Spider-Mans hot aunt is funny as fuck. If he would have made it so she had to make out with him on screen then it would have just been sleazy instead of tasteful
>>217482922The movie would never be made. I would want it to be actually made.
>>217483410Someday man, fictional incest will be the next big thing. I just hope the men and the milfs are good looking.
