>>217483154
>A group of wealthy solar system tourists go out on the first ever expedition to Io
>What was planned to initially be a short tripped carefully planned out to be a machine turns into immediate disaster when one of the tourists goes missing in the middle of a violent eruption
>The extreme environments of outer space are not kind to pretty social media photo ops

>>217483154
>camera zooms out
>actually a genital wart
>on a trans stripper
>in texas
>the story of a modern indian immigrant hustling day to day getting by in houston
>uber eats by day
>stripper by night

Blue collar astronauts go to collect methane, turns out it's giant worm piss

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>>217483154

IO 10
Orbiting spacecraft of 10 humans drop AI robots to mine volcanic minerals. The robots stop working after a while. Humans have to go down to try and figure out what happened, turns out there is other life in our solar system…

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>Apollo Uh-Oh...SHIT!

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>>217483154
Libertarian tech bros try to outdo the PRC's SpaceX ripoff with infinite Chinese funding and their colonisation of moon/mars by sending a one way nuclear rocket mission to Io
Hilarity ensues when the tens of thousands of illegal Hispanic workers they brought with them realise they outnumber the tech bros 1000:1
Will the New Republic of Freedomia fight off the first off-world slave rebellion/communist uprising???

>>217484350
The illegals win but immediately succumb to Io's extreme environment and melt into a huge sticky burning puddle of human goo.

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>>217483154
>Celebrity master thief pulls off the gratest crime of the wheel-enium
>steals the moon and replaces it with a fake
>no one notices the moon is now a ball of cheese