times you acted like owen wilson?
>>217483196I was once Luke Wilson's brother
He should play Donald D. (for Da Dumbass) Trump in a movie.
>>217483196Well I’ve tried to kill myself numerous times so
I stayed the night at my grandma's house and was reeeeally creepy.
>>217483196i had a suicide attempt when i was 18 and it was really interesting to see how quickly everyone pretended like it never happened
>>217483235>>217483238Wow.
>suicide>had a kid with a gf and refuses to meet the kidSounds like a majority of 4chan
>>217483196I said "wow."
>>217483196NOW
>>217483196i sat on my keys
I had a threesome with Ben Stiller.
>>217483196Wish he'd done more comedies with Vince Vaughn, they were a great duo.
>>217483196just the other day I realized that Owen Wilson is pushing 60.fucking how? In my head he was like in his late 40s.
>>217484036The trick is to not get fat and not lose your hair. Also dye your hair.
>>217483196Wow!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uikArUFfdVQ
>/tv/ makes me watch Sopranos>come out with goombah mannerisms>eyy you want me to feed your pets while you're gone? fuggetaboudit>/tv/ makes me watch Generation Kill>i'm gonna make some november juliet, do you want some?>say what's the sitrep when talking to my friends in discord
>>217483196I also have an asscrack on my nose
>>217483196I too look like the POTUS when I'm in a suit
He tried to kill himself? That's sad. He seems like a nice guy from his movies. Funny and jovial. Why?