>I feel like the Romulans are... Being dishonest with us, Captain...Wow. Thanks Deanna.
>>217484699Would have made way more sense to have her on the bridge if Picard was fucking her on the DL and did this as a favour to make her worthless powers feel important
>I'm sorry, Captain, I couldn't tell that Data had been turned against us again.
>>217484847anon....the entire bridge crew was fucking her holes.
>>217484699>Captain, my mother is coming to visit us again!
>>217484950With the exception of Geordie, of courseBro probably doesn't even know where the pussy is, poor bastard
>>217484699she must be really desensitised to men imagining fucking her while they talk to her.
>>217484950>Riker plows her>Worf plows her>random dudes that show up for 1 episode plow her>little energy beings impregnate her>hates her mother because her mother is getting plowed more than she is>suppose to be the ships counselor
>>217485057Bro, basically any girl that studies psychology is a total slut even now, they're almost as bad as nurses, but at least nurses are required to do some modicum of real work
>>217485009Nah, Geordie was busy plowing his hollogram Ai girlfriend. Little did he know the ship was in love with him and LARPing as her the entire time. Ship has been subtly manipulating him to not get with any other women the entire time and even created a humanoid body it downloaded it's consciousnes into and "accidentally" bumped into him one day and they hit it off.Years later their married and have two children.
>>217485103Geordie was a retard, there's a whole episode where this super qt nerdy latina ensign is into him and trying to flirt the whole time and he is just ignoring all of it, and she's way cuter than Leah Brahms and actually into him.
>>217485132Fucking junior officers is the quickest way to lose your commission
>>217485057I don't remember worf plowing her
>>217485196Not true at all, almost every character in TNG does thisThere doesn't seem to be any law or even stigma against it, presumably going along with the show's utopian attitude of "everyone is smart and mature and respectful enough to never have bad intentions" or something like that
>>217485204They had a fling towards the end of the series. Started when Worf experienced those other timelines, one of which they were married which caused him to pursue her afterward. Seems they broke it off before he showed up on DS9
Hey you guysWho painted my ass white
>>217485074jesus Christ that reminds me of that one hooker I had, who told me during sex that she used to be a nurse. She was insane. Not talking about the sex though, she was absolutely nuts and I was seriously afraid that If I say one wrong word she's going to cut my dick off while i'm not looking. I've had many prostitutes before, but none ever scared me like that. Be very afraid around nurses.
>>217485132Geordi can't have a hot girlfriend and be happy. He's the happy nerd guy that all of the guys in the audience see as "litterally me". That and he doesn't want to end up like Obrien. Dude has gone through it.
Hijacking this thread to ask about Babylon 5I'm wrapping up the last season, so I need to watch any of the movies, are they any good?
