>Alcohol and nightswimming! A winning combination!Nobody would actually be this stupid, right?
>>217486635Sure people would. I'm reminded of the case where tourists in a ski resort town after a night of drinking removed the foam padding of a ski lift pole to use as a toboggan. They went back uphill, slid down -- and slammed right into the same pole that now did not have the foam padding anymore. Killed instantly through traumatic head injuries.
>>217486635A swimming pool sure, but I can’t imagine having the urge to go into a natural body of water while drunk.
>>217486635Sonme people can drink and swim, some people don't. What is drunk?
Swimming drunk at night is great, I recommend it. I never really do it any other way.
Basically every college town in America that has a nearby body of water has at least one student drowning every year.
>>217486699Darwents Award
>>2174866351st worlders generally all know how to swim so that's fine. Not being able to swim is a poor people thing.
>>217486722My thoughts exactly.>plants rubbing against your feet>weird logs floating about>insectsNo thanks.
>>217486635jeff buckley
>>217486635That's how Brian Jones died. Pretty tasteless joke.
>>217487074>>217486722brownies detectedSwimming is a White thing, like mountain climbing. You wouldn't get it
>>217486635Dennis Wilson was
>>217486635What do you mean why won't it work?
>>217486635That dude from Friends died like this.
>>217487193Post timestamped pic of your empty liquor bottle on the shore or gtfo poser
>>217487074What shithole beaches have you been to? There should be almost no plants, logs or insects.
>>217487555By the ocean sure, but if you’re near a lake there’s bugs everywhere and I’ll never get the appeal. The only upside is that lakes don’t have anything that can eat you unless you’re in Florida.
It only becomes a problem when you're drunk enough to think that swimming to that far-away island is a good idea.
>>217487031Saaar...
>>217486635recently some teens went drunk swimming after dark on a windy day and one drowned. by the time anyone living nearby clued in that drunken revelry had turned to horror, it was too late.the kid hadn't eaten anything that day either so his corpse sank for a couple days
>>217486722i love the feeling of summer lakewater on my fuzzy feeling drunk body. of course i'd never do it alone or out of rescue distance, though
Is it true that if you dont panic you can just float on your back when tired so you should be relatively safe even if you are stuck pretty far out in the ocean?
>>217487616fair point
>>217487693i must have nigger bones because i sink like a rock. love to swim, never in danger of drowning, but a sustained float is total fantasy for me.
>>217487721Hm even in a pool without a wetsuit its easy to float indefinitlyI guess in the ocean with waves and chop its different as water will keep splashing in your mouth
>>217487193>If you don't like swimming in an brain eating amoeba filled pond at night you are brownFuck off retard
>>217487693You'll have to retain body tension for that, i.e. you need to stretch out as if you were a board. I guess that's kind of hard to keep up when the water is cold and your muscles cramp. Most people who fall overboard drown for a reason.
>>217487721I must have haF nigger bones. I can back float with a lot of effort but I have been in pools sense I was 5 and can’t tread water.Protip new parents, do NOT give your kid safety floaties, it ruins their natural ability to swim
>>217487721Muscle and bone are denser than water, but fat is less dense than water. If you have a lot of lean muscle and not much fat it will be hard to float. >>217487761 Ok fatty
I got REALLY drunk one time and decided to see how far I could swim out in the ocean. Got so far out that the lights of that oceanfront skyscrapers had just become little dots on the horizon, when all of the sudden “something” so big and strong slammed into me it literally pushed me out of the water. I freaked the fuck out bc I was positive it was a huge shark and it took me almost an hour to swim back to shore. >tldr: White men can swim, unless they’re goyslop chugging fatties, and even then, the chubbs can fucking float, lol
>>217487761even in a totally still pool i will sink. when i was young i had swim instructors marvel at how i could attempt to float with the exact form required, full lungs, etc. , and end up laying on the pool bottom if i let myself go that far down
>>217487810i'm also not that lean. my gut wants to float but it can't keep all of me up
>>217487858Here in Florida most kids take walk instruction and know how to swim before they turn 3
>>217486635I remember that one video of a bunch of people being on a frozen river in the middle of the night, prpably drunk, and they cut a square hole into the ice and you can dip into it but you have to do it in a very specific way or you'll get sucked under the ice and die a horrific death and a woman just jumps into the hole and disappears forever. what the fuck kind of acitvity is this in the first place, that's the most retarded thing in the world. also if they were drunk it propably didn't help
>>217487894yeah here they like to waste taxpayer money sending a group of 25 schoolkids to swimming lessons where they are 'freshly evaluated' and lumped into the easiest groups to manage, even if that group ends up being 7 kids that swim at a lifeguard level, 15 that swim proficiently, 2 that swim 'ok' and 1 mutt that can't touch water without a meltdown.so a lot of time was wasted on dumb shit like 'let's learn all the places your body loses heat, again' or 'why the fuck can't anon float like a normal human?' while niggy is flailing and splashing trying to learn basic shitcanada sucks
>>217487931that woman jumps in at such a perfect angle and rigidity it's like she WANTED to vanish under that ice more than anything in the world
>>217487949jej i'm from SK and i've never had the system of 'your kids will do swimming lessons through school' described so flawlessly before. especially the bit about hypothermia. they loved to reiterate that multiple times a year.
>>217486722I went swimming in a river while drunk. Did the old swing from a rope hanging off a tree into the water thing.Once I hit the water, I remembered how shit I am at swimming. And combined with being drunk, it was 100 times harder. Pretty dumb, but not the most insane thing I've done. That would be climbing one of those high voltage electrical transmission towers to smoke bongs. Climbing down was the hard part.
>>217487997funny how gravity is always more dangerous the more it's working with you instead of against you.
>>217487931>>217487959Yeah I remember that too. I forget what the hell it was for, some wacky nordic tradition or something I guess, but anyway every person that goes in the water before her clearly just carefully plops in like they're getting into a bath and don't want to get their head wet and this bitch just jumps in feet first with her whole body tensed up like an arrow as if she wants to go as deep as possible.It's so stupid that people were seriously wondering if it was a suicide.
>>217486635Girl I hooked up with went to the beach drunk and got in the water. Not even joking.
>>217488420what's wrong with that? everyone drinks by the beach and goes for a swim where I'm fromit's odd that you think of it as strange behavior
