he asks an interesting question
>>217486841I don't like sitting down to piss. Why does Hollywood insist on trying to suggest it's preferable?
>>217486841I think bathroom doors should lock from the outside until they detect the sink running for at least thirty seconds.
>let's all touch butts>let's all of us touch butts together, so that there will come a time when everyone in the world has touched everyone else's butt, and there will be peace
>>217486841And also have no access to TP so we have to stick our piss dripping dicks back into out pants.
>>217486856A single function toilet would be cheaper on production and increase competition thus lowering overall population in yet another niche. Big boy mind games, you wouldn't get it.
toilets and indoor plumbing in general have become obsolete now that we have AI
I always sit down (except very rarely when I piss in public toilets) because it's so much easier to shake every single drop of piss out of your penis while sitting with no risk of splashing your clothes or outside of the toilet.
You can sit down on most urinals if you try hard enough
>>217486841I like sitting down if I'm getting up to piss in the middle of the night. Otherwise I prefer standing.
>>217486841Sitting down is only comfortable because your biomechanics are trained for it. If you walked all day like our ancestors did, you'd find urinating more comfortable standing up.
>>217486971Good morning saar
>>217486922This is my only problem with standing to pee. I have loose skin on my stomach so I wear my pants probably an inch or so higher than is natural, which results in the bottom of the zipper putting pressure on the root on my willystick, so unless I undo my belt and lower my pants so I can squeeze out every last drop, my salty sailor winds up dribbling a bit once he's returned to his cage.
>>217486994>>217488898Sitting also avoids a pivot if you sense that peepee time is about to become an unplanned poopoo time. Plus sitting is just an invitation to relax for a while, scroll your phone, have a beverage, enjoy a snack. Treat yourself at every piss, anon.
>>217486922you dont give your little feller a splash in the sink to freshen up?
>>217486928You can make a single function toilet, I'm still going to stand when I piss into it.
>>217489313Or better yet, just piss in the sink to begin with. It also saves water, the eco-friendly choice.
>>217489369in college I had a sink in my dorm room. only ever used the bathroom down the hall if I need to make a stinkergood times
>>217486841I sit down to piss at home because its objectively easier to keep the bathroom clean. Piss always sprays up from the bowl no matter how accurate you are when standing
>>217489410This guy gets it. There's a revolution going on, and every day I see more Sink Pisser flags in public. Let's be on the right side of history.
its all pipes
