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>a starfleet captain in the newest star wars
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why is she sitting like that
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Starfleet and the Federation represent the bureaucratic hierarchy of the society of the time, and you're likely to encounter a quirk chungus wine aunt office manager much more than some stuffed shirt. Deal with it.
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>>217489060
I've frankly given up and now consoom Stargate dvds
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>>217489060
>Mom, Aunt Jessie is drunk again.
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>>217489109
never seen stargate and picked it up last year, best decision I've made so far.
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I don't ever want to see the soles of the shoes of Starfleet officers
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>>217489095
so true
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No way this is real
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Starfleet in the future, the top captains and officers are not 100% Chinese. Yeah, really realistic.
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>>217489060
why is this turning me on...
why is this making my cock hard?
The FUCK is wrong with me?
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>>217489060
My wife sits on the couch like this and I fucking hate it. JUST SIT ON IT NORMALLY LIKE IT'S INTENDED
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>>217489091
maybe her butt hurts
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>>217489175
this is fucking embarassing
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>>217489175
she this guys daughter? or are jigs just incapable of closing their mouth anymore? I mean I know they can't in theaters...or stores...outside in public...on their stoops...but now acting? just standing there mouthbreathing
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>>217489153
its an older woman acting like a pre teen girl
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>>217489060
from her more wild days
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>>217489233
nothing sexier than a 60yo gilf calling you Daddy
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>>217489175
Why does the fat, black hologram need training? She's just forcefields and can't they upload any technical shit she needs into her matrix?
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>>217489060
Kind of looks like Nina Hartley
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>>217489060
>>217489238
Id taste her Granny Peach Tea
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>>217489259
>she looks like my favorite porn star
>i have no other frame of reference
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>>217489233
>>217489238
>>217489250
I'm going to hell
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>>217489328
For what? Stop acting like such a weak pathetic little faggot
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>>217489060
Would people really read physical books in the distant future? I feel like that would be the equivalent of reading scrolls or tablets today.
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>>217489175
Where's that guy's bulge?
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>>217489238
Was she always old?
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>>217489095
Why would you be MORE likely to encounter someone who's the opposite of the image it's striving for?
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>>217489381
Forward facing genitalia is sexual harassment
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>>217489175
I don't even mind black girls, but why the fuck do they insist on hiring all of the most unattractive ape-like women?
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>>217489519
beauty is inherently a white concept
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>>217489233
>I'll never have a small childish gilf act like an overly excited kid over me.
>sadfrog.jpg
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>>217489091

Boots off pls
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>>217489519
She's just unattractive. Besides, attracitve black girls confuse and infuriate the female audience unless they are dyke or get the rose tico treatment.
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>>217489060
NGL she's quite cute in a milfy vulnerable sort of way, I would.
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>>217489250
That implies I'd be around 80 or 90 years old.
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>>217489217
>>217489258
>>217489519
>>217489175
Honestly I think it's pretty fucking funny that a race of holograms builds an "alien" hologram (to them), and their idea of a human is an ugly sheboon with a bad case of autism. I also find it funny that people are pissed about the jem'hadar/klingon hybrid, based off of her pic alone. She's fucking hilarious and is just a battle autist. She reminds me of Worf, if Word were 10x as suicidal and oblivious to how they're making people feel with their sperg-outs.
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>>217489742
The first is just...the holograms are a fuckign retarded idea and never should have been accepted or pushed as normal. don't care if she's made to be ugly and didn't try for quirky and cute in a pug sort of way. I fucking hate the idea of synthlife holograms so very very fucking much.

As for the jem'hadar/klingon. She litterally breaks every single piece of star trek canon. No star trek fans were involved with the creation of this and she is a litteral walking testimony to that.
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>>217489646
Yes I know she's unattractive, what the fuck about your post contradicts me?
I'm saying that I don't mind black girls, but even for a black girl she's vividly ugly. Don't ever reply to me again you stupid faggot
>>217489742
Aggressive tough mulatta alien tomboy who's an autist for fighting? I hope she's cute
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>>217489060
Nobody is watching this shit...
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>>217489796
The holograms as a 'sentient' species have been around since VOY. Remember when all of the EMH mk. 1's were turned in to mining slaves? The "defective" photonic ship worker that killed his crew? Even though the doctor was deemed sentient? Remember how in TNG Moriarty was also deemed sentient? It's not a new idea at all. My point is they built her based off of their idea of what a 'perfect' human would be, and their idea of perfect is horrific and shows how they actually see humans.

As for the Jem'Hadar/Klingon hybrid, it's been hundreds of years since they were introduced. It makes sense that they're no longer test tube babies. Don't forget that Spock is also a hybrid from "incompatible" species. ENT established that vulcan/human hybrids weren't possible without gene therapy to make them compatible, and interbreeding was still very limited 100+ years later.
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>>217489799
Jesus fuck you christ you're an imbecile.
Thread hidden.
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>>217489962
I think that you're an AI because there's no way you actually meant to reply to me, right?
In the future don't ever apply to one of my posts ever fucking again
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>>217489954
The idea of holograms as walking around sentient beings that they create is horrific on every level you can imagine and I think it should be seen as immoral and banned.

As for the Jem'Hadar. They are robots in the biblical sense of the word and are engineered to not have sexual organs, gender, or sexuality of any kind.
They are created in a lab and have shorter lives then dogs as well as suicidal ideation of war and death.
They won't just evolve into having genitals you dumbass. They have to be built with them.
And I seriouisly doubt they'll create any Jem'Hadar in the alpha quadrant or the Founders will decide to engineer their nigh invincible warriiors into having two sexes and genitals to reproduce on their own.
It's fucking stupid and has no logic whatsoever behind it.

But this is an alternate timeline so the war with the founders never happened and this might be some shitty offshoot....of the disposable bioroids artificially created from some giant lizard like species, that was built specifically to fight and nothing else.
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@grok remove her shoes and socks
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TDfHRXkq_PI&pp=ygUUSG9sbHkgaHVudCBzdGFyIHRyZWs%3D
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>>217489091
She's undisciplined so she needs to be comfortable to really focus on something
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>>217489060
>completely unkempt haggard appearance
>looks like she just woke up
>sits like an autistic sperg in a creative writing class
Starfleet is supposed to be a organization with military discipline and structure. What the fuck is this shit?
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>>217490059
Nigger, you know full well the Federation wouldn't let the Jem'Hadar go extinct if they asked for help. They didn't ask to exist, but that doesn't mean they all want to die once they're off the white. They had a whole fucking plotline about that in DS9. The federation would 100% alter their genome to give them reproductive capabilities, and it makes perfect sense that a Klingon would want to fuck something just as bloodthirsty as its own kind.

It's not an alternate timeline. LD implied that STD was an alternate timeline, but PROD merged them again.
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>>217489060
Holly Hunter is my captain. She's part cat.
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>>217490172
She's a Lanthanite. She's basically a space gypsy mixed with a hippie mixed with a wine aunt. They're basically the funner version of Guinan's people, minus the retarded space force powers.
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>>217489060
I love how much it triggers people how she seats. God forbid someone enjoys and relax themselves at the job, when there's not much to do. But no, ooooo, the sanctity of the captains chair has been breached!
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>>217489091
Hemorrhoids
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>>217489060
she is such a quirk chungus uWu
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>>217490231
>God forbid someone enjoys and relax themselves at the job

She isnt an accountant at a California tech firm, she is a military commander you fucking clown.
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>>217489091
Le quirky free spirit? I don't watch this shit.
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>>217490231
She's also not human. I agree that it's pretty funny to watch people throw a tantrum based off of promo images and a trailer, and clearly never actually watched the show. For nuTrek, it is surprisingly not shit. It's also optimistic, which is something none of the nuTrek shows thus far have been. They're always some degree of 'doom is right here on the horizon! the entire galaxy might collapse because of one big bad threat!'. The most offensive thing this show's done is the token disability/flavors of LGBTBBQ+ background extras, and the fat dyke teaching liaison they replaced Tilly with once she got on ozempic, who had like 3 lines total.
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>>217489175
same vibes
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>>217489142
WWIII hit Asia real bad if Q's recreation of the post-atomic horror was any indication, the place was still a shithole 16 years after First Contact with Vulcan
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>>217490231
I on the other hand love how much it triggers communists and corporate shills that this show bombed, especially after Critical Drinker took a massive shit on it.

They definitely don't enjoy themselves at their 'jobs' lmao
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>>217489091
Shes the captain so she has to sit in the captains chair 24/7. Have you never seen star trek.
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>>217490269
She's the new head of the academy you idiot. Media literacy is dead. You guys are angry at things you don't even understand.
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>>217490384
>especially after Critical Drinker
As if anyone cares what he has to say.

BTW, how did his own manly movie for real men turned out? Smash hit I take it, and not something he tries to pretend never existed?
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>>217490394
>She's the new head of the academy
In a branch of the MILITARY you retarded ape. stfu you goddamn fool and stop doubling down on making a fool of yourself. Who are you performing for? Your own ego? Everyone knows you are a complete imbecile already, there is nothing to salvage
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>>217490446
Starfleet isn't military since they reformed the federation with Earth. The federation has it's own military branch now, from earth becoming isolationist xenophobes during the burn. Try to keep up, mate.
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>>217490446
>In a branch of the MILITARY you retarded ape.

As always, people who claim to be fans of something they criticize, know the least about it. Same with Star Wars.
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>>217489060
Imagine if the world depicted in these shows were real, and you were a normal, competent person who had to deal with these awful self-centred autistic HR hags, browns and lesbians at every turn. I think I'd top myself. Might even be a movie in it: a white male background character becomes aware that he's stuck in a super-woke/feminist TV show and tries to escape. Sort of like Pleasantville, only existentially horrifying.
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>>217489060
Reminds me of the time Riker hopped into bed with his shoes off. Yuck.
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>>217489060
This looks extremely uncomfortable
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>>217490643
What you're forgetting, it's that this is post scarcity civilization, that evolved beyond the way we're now, and are more accepting of everything. Ofcourse you would not adjust to it, just like a 12th century person wouldn't to our times.
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>>217489060
she's a heggin relatable cat mom
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>>217489238
Ah, yes, the academy award winning film.
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>>217489060
Millennials are obsessed with appearing nonchalant for a generation loaded on pills to keep them from killing themselves
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>>217489060
is she autits by any chance? because we would have the holy LAN trinity of woke characters:

Lesbian (the fat bitch looks like one)
Autist
Nigger
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>>217489310
>Yes, /pol/ convinced me to psychologically castrate myself to become more docile and easier to radicalize
Wew
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>>217489060
Not to mention, I find her weirdly hot.
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>>217490690
No, I wasn't forgetting that. Post-scarcity or no, if I were stuck in a world in which everyone else acted and sounded as they do in Kurtzman Trek, I ironically think I'd have to an hero. It'd be that or become a shut-in and/or escape into a holo-program forever. Or (better) acquire a shuttle or something and find an uninhabited/sparsely populated planet where I could live like Kirk in the Nexus, chopping wood in a forest with no cunt to bother me. Assuming any of those options were available. Hell is those other people.
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>>217489519
white women hate attractive black women
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>>217490419
>As if anyone cares what he has to say.

1.2 million people watched his video tearing it down and decided to not watch it.
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>>217490774
Hell yeah, love me a gal in uniform.
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>>217490766
>/pol/ convinced me to psychologically castrate myself to become more docile and easier to radicalize
>gulps down three buckets of Prozac due to muh anxiety and BPD
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>>217489091
back pain
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>>217489167
t. Puddy
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>>217490680
she's a big captain
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>>217490854
>white women hate attractive black women

This is only true if the black woman is more attractive than the hater. If white woman is just as attractive, or the white chick is hotter, the black woman is just another nigger.

/check it
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>>217490690
Also...
>more accepting of everything
See, that's just not true. As the straight white male in that universe, I'd have to put up with all kinds of shit, including constant and unmerited abuse, with zero recourse. And if I acted one-tenth as obnoxiously as that granny captain did, I'd probably be court-martialled or die in an "accident" or something. Acceptance for me but not for thee.
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>>217489091
Because she's a millennial woman who thinks she has until 50 to start a family.
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>>217489310
not wrong tho
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stop watching nu trek
just watch real star trek
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>>217491229
She's fine. Does anyone else get the wemb of her sitting in the chair like a sexy aunt after her third glass of red wine?
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>>217490388
>Have you never seen star trek.
not really
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>>217489060
Shit looks gay as fuck, not gonna watch it.
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>>217491229
Based Nina Hartley poster. Fuck yea.
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>>217491288
Hey, that's the same thing your mom told me yesterday after we had sex, when I asked about your school play, where you play horse ass.
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>>217490231
why do you talk like a faggot?
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Even their target audience, whatever that is, doesn't want this show. Or the other shows.
I really don't understand what's happening here.
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>Paramount gets Holly Hunter and Paul Giamatti for their new Trek show.
>Grifters complain about the acting.

In my day people put effort into shit posting for money.
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>>217489250
>nothing sexier than a 60yo gilf calling you Daddy
you mean grandson?
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>>217489060
I blame the showrunner/director/creator/writer more for this than Holly Hunter. She has a good acting career behind her, I think this is just the way she's asked to play the character
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>>217489095
I thought the point of the fed and human society in general in trek was that it was a pure meritocracy with strict objectives? these kinds of mba middle-maoists wouldn't exist in that kind of world
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>>217489519
hiring black or mixed race women with european features is seen as "reinforcing toxic euro-centric beauty standards"
because nothing is objective and if you don't like something it's because you were raised to dislike it, instead of an inherent preference
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>>217490446
>no saluting
not a military
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>>217489060
Is she a brilliant yet quirky boss lady that behaves in unorthodox ways but is tolerated by everyone because she's just that damn good?
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>>217489060
The show was a blast. You snyder cut 4chan incels hate fun
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>>217491847
they have ranks you fucking retard
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>>217490512
ah yes, explorers always have laser guns and torpedoes on their vehicles. In fact when James Cameron went to the titanic he took a nuke with him because, well you never know. stupid fuck
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>>217490486
they are the space equivalent of the navy. They can say whatever nonsense they want on the show but they engage in military battles with all sorts of life forms all over the galaxy and build military grade ships with weapons of mass destruction on them and are the first and last lines of defense against planet level threats. They are fucking military period
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>>217489091
*holds up holospork*
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>>217491950
Space is dangerous, you need a way to defend yourself. Only an idiot would fly around the galaxy without any weapons. Don't be stupid.
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>>217492025
which is why they dont send Jaques Cousteau, they send trained and heavily armed military personnel.
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>>217492025
Space exploration is no more dangerous then deep sea exploration. Some may even argue less dangerous
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>>217489060
>>217489091
>>217489095
Star Trek is anachronistic. The reason every Star Trek project in the 21st century has failed is because the utopian 20th century progressive ideals of the original shows simply do not align with identity based 21st century progressivism.

Take physical health for example. In the 20th century, progressivism encouraged healthy practices and it was seen as progressive and utopian to have every physically disease and ailment be cured. Now representation and identity is more important so there are still fat people and wheelchair bound people in the future.

Another example is 21st century progressivism’s capture by history and victimhood. Being a historical or present victim is probably the most prized social position in 21st century society (not just on the left anymore, but on the right as well.) 20th century progressivism was about overcoming history and looking to the present and future while 21st century progressivism has an obsession with the past.
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>>217489060
Real life has its share of eccentric military leaders like Patton and De Gaulle.This is no different.
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>>217492050
Those ships are littered with Jaques Cousteaus, they just also happen to have defense training for all the strange new aliens they meet.
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>>217489091
she's showing her cadets that she's "cool" and "down" with "the kids", and something about smashing the patriarchy and fearing strong women idk
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>>217492082
Because finding a shark is the same as finding Borg.
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>>217490176
The half of the ds9 episode dealing with the jem’hadar trying to get themselves off the white was a single jem’hadar with a genetic defect that allowed him, and only him, to survive without it. But he believed the cave he was in cured him, so he tried to ween others off in that cave. Every other jem’hadar he tried to ween off the white died.
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>>217489519
something about the male gaze and unrealistic beauty standards and erasure of fat and/or black bodies or some shit, you know how it goes these days
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>>217490121
why is he walking around the bridge?
can he see what's on their consoles?
wtf is this shit??
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Holly is my BAE.
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>>217490326
>hey look at this
>wow that sucks
>you’re throwing a tantrum
>you are correct I will watch your show now
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>>217491950
Exploration corp ships were armed yes. Wagon trains were armed as well.
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>>217491985
The only “military grade” ship in starfleet was the defiant.
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>>217490059
>They won't just evolve into having genitals you dumbass.
So? Federation will help them. We talk about people who can turn themselves into biological Klingons for fun. They have the tech for it. Adding gender to another species is something averege ensing is doing in their spare time for funzies.
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>>217492492
The one episode where bashir (the genetically engineered super genius) gets a close look at jem’hadar physiology he concludes there aint shit he can do for them.
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>>217489060
Lol somehow Star Trek is in worse shape than Star Wars.
I'd rather sweep a sidewalk than watch anything new.
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>>217492607
It’s just because Disney has more money to burn than skydance.
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>>217490231
>God forbid someone enjoys and relax themselves at the job
>>217490326
>For nuTrek, it is surprisingly not shit

OH REALLY?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lvyaLQfdrwE
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/j6-l9c381Bw
>There's also a scene where Holly HUnter walks barefoot up to a fucking Admiral or some shit and "owns the patriarchy" (cringe), but I can't find it on YouTube

Anyway both of you faggots can suck my tiny chud dick, you weak ass bussy shills
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>>217492661
I guess, but that isn't saying much. It's like Star Trek has been blown up and burned away, but Star Wars has just merely been shot with arrows and left to get a nasty infection that won't go away and the medicine is causing weird side effects that make it smell funny.
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>>217492543
Yet, in this century.
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the 2010s and 2020s will be studied in the future
how the entire western entertainment and marketing industry for some reason got woke
every franchise ruined, billions of dollars and hours wasted
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>>217489091
How libs cozy up with a book
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>>217492717
They were intentionally trying to kill Star Trek. Star Wars was just on life support due to the prequels and Disney decided the best thing going forward was to pull the plug (discard the EU) move the patient to an “alternative medicine” “hospital” that cost 20 times as much and replace all the life sustaining systems with crystals.
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>>217492780
I'm not optimistic enough to think there will be enough Whites left to study things
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>>217492780
How can that be true when blacks get all the breaks in school that whites don't?
Guys, I think the media might be telling us lies.
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>>217492780
There isn’t really anything to study. “Creative accounting” (read: fraud) has become the backbone of the world economy and admitting as much means pretty much instant and global economic collapse.
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>>217492879
shiieet
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>>217492879
Because they aren’t competing with whites for the nigger-only scholarships, they’re competing with other niggers, and the competition isn’t about who’s the smartest student, but who’s the biggest nigger.
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>>217492900
>getting an F in your native language
How dumb do you have to be to obtain that?
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>>217492900
And he will be hired ahead of qualified Asians and whites because MLK, slavery;etc. Forever.
And when he commits crimes, no punishment, which will instead be meted out to Asians and whites in the form of higher taxes and more anarcho tyranny.
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>>217492926
Keep telling yourself that.
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>>217492900
NCLB ruined education. Higher Ed is also in a dangerous place in a post-smartphone world. Bad grades = bad teacher review = bad institution = no applications = no money
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>>217489091
>space tech that can cure any known condition for hundreds of years
>reading glasses
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>>217489060
Needs to be relatable to the quirk chungus woman demographic. Any day now millions of them will start tuning in as they hear about the REPRESENTATION!
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>>217492943
His native language isn’t English, it’s Niggerish.
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>>217492970
Okay I will keep repeating the truth.
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>>217492900
Public schools will “graduate” literally everyone. Chris-Chan graduated high school.
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>>217493029
Lol blacks are the pets/gods of police, politicians, the media, and all of academia.
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>>217493041
Lol no. Just blacks.
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>>217492335
the funny thing is you are too stupid to realize you are proving my point.
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>>217493066
You’re brown

>>217493090
Since no child left behind, the one and only way to not graduate high school is to officially drop out. Not even expulsion counts as you will be automatically re-enrolled.
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>>217492985
>um excuse me, but kirk wore glasses in wrath of khan
don't worry anon, member berries and aggressive mimicry is still alive and well
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>>217493154
That doesn't apply to whites. If a child is white, the schools are more than happy to leave them behind. In fact, the schools help make that a reality by protecting black thugs are free to beat up and stab anyone they want with impunity.
And it's been this way since 1993.
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>happy to report the cadets are up to date with their vaccinations
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So what happened to the Doctors copy, that was going from Delta Quadrant to Alpha on his own, 700 years later? Did he blow up in the burn?
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>>217489233
I have no idea why a woman acting like a girl turns my crank so hard.
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>>217490734
>Millennials are obsessed with appearing nonchalant
TRVKE.
Every time I saw the performative sitting cross legged and barefoot on dirty concrete by groups of millennial women I cringe
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>>217492900
>percentages lower than just guessing randomly
jesus
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>>217493212
Social promotion applies to everyone. You’re so obsessed with your victim complex you push aside realities of the absolutely horrific state of us public education.
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>>217489091
the fuck is the fucking Captain's CHAIR a FUCKING COUCH?
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>>217493326
Because youth and fertility are causally locked.
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>>217493537
No, the actress is just surprisingly tiny.
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>>217492780
don't know about that...seem to have the found the Secret Formula to "Prison Entrance"
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>>217491565
In my day people put effort into Star Trek, instead of DEI hires.
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>>217493779
Uhura, Sulu, Chekov...
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>>217493090
not true, my school board called it "social promotion" to keep you with your age group figuring you'd catch up academically
they also graduated students who spelled their own name wrong on a Gr.12 exam
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>>217491847
>not a military
>CAPTAIN Picard/Kirk/Janeway
You should go back to Dr.Pepper and tell him that his meds don't work.
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>>217493830
So you're telling me you averege fishing boat is military, because it has a captain?
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A military vessel full of children is kinda weird.
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>>217492780
>Center for SEMITIC Engagement
lol every time.
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>>217493090
I know a mentally retarded white woman whose mental age capped out at 13-14, and she graduated.
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>>217493860
They had schools on the flagship in TNG. The feds are crazy.
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>>217493855
No it’s a military they also have flare GUNS
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>>217493830
Professor Moriarty has no peer reviewed published articles
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>>217493911
Yeah it’s insane that kids would want to go to space
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i find it bizzarre that 4 thousand years into the future people are still wearing clothes, shoes, reading glasses, sitting on chairs, using doors.... are you telling me a civilization capable of intergalactic travel cant come up with better sit?
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>>217489186
how does it feel to be surrounded by people who clearly were born years after you started browsing 4chan
it fucking sucks doesn't it?
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>>217492661
Is that even true? SW is proper dead, but their sequel trilogy made money. Solo was the only real bomb, but that was enough to make Disney reluctant to release anything new for nearly a decade now. They wanted one SW movie per year.
Meanwhile Star Trek keeps sinking ridiculous budgets into shit nobody fucking watches, anywhere.
They released Academy after Section 31, with no brakes.
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>>217493935
I don't give a shit what the kids want the adults should have said no to elementary classes on a ship that can and will be sent into combat.
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>>217493041
>Public schools
So I guess you completely missed the shitshow with Harvard and its plagiarist president, Claudine Gay.
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>>217493967
>the sequel trilogy made money
Between just the budgets of the five movies they made and the initial investment, no they did not.

Disney also has park revenue to burn. Skydance is exclusively a mass media company. Mass media is obsolete.
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>>217493998
>there should be no kids on wagon trains that can and will be sent into combat
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>>217489186
From what?
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>>217493791
All top of their class. None of them ate their communicator, which is apparently impossible to not do for millenial wankers.
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>>217494020
Ah yes, the Harvard generic “math” class.
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>>217489060
this doesn't even look comfortable, it just looks trying to hard to be young and quirky
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>>217494050
The Enterprise is a starship not a wagon train. The kids are there because the adults don't want to be parted from their family AKA they all fuckin soft which is why they have more Star Wars in Star Trek than any other scifi series.
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>>217489060
>This is someone who completely outmaneuvered and outdid everyone else in their class at Starfleet Academy
>This is someone who distinguished themselves by doing something on the same level as assuming command of a ship after the Captain was killed in action
Star Trek sucks because it's made by, for, and stars women in their mid 30s who work in HR
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>>217494020
You mean that thing where they’re being sued and the (admittingly asian) kid has a rock solid air tight case? How’d that turn out?
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>>217489091
Why isn't she reading on a couch in her ready room, this just looks uncomfortable
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>>217494107
Star Trek is “wagon train in space.”

Starfleet is also not a military.
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>>217494025
>Between just the budgets of the five movies they made and the initial investment, no they did not.

I wanted to be as charitable as possible, sequels are still 2.1B, 1.5B and 1.2B movies. Gaslighters can absolutely vlaim they made money, while there is no denial with Solo - 280M movie that made 380M.

Meanwhile Star Trek is a fucking disaster with no acceptable entry for past decade.
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>>217491565
I don't blame the actors. It's the writing.

They've being forced to deliver some of the worst written lines of all time.
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>>217494162
The only way to claim they made money is to count gross as net. Ya know, ignoring the words/concepts they don’t like
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>>217494186
Fuqq, thank God I dropped nu-trek after Lorca was killed off.
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>>217494137
My point was that it is not just public schools problem. If anything it crawled from Ivy Leagues to public colleges and then trickled down to public schools.
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>>217494186
The actors are to blame for going along with the writing. If I offered your mother an insane sum of money to suck my dick and she does it, she's still a whore.
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>>217494186
>bridge is exploding around her
>fragments of transparisteel and duranium littering the bridge
>can't help any wounded officers
>can't evacuate anyone
>can't move from the captain's chair
Very practical, though. Tell me more about your inflammation!
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>>217494062
Uhura, top of the class in picking up the phone.
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>>217494244
Social promotion is a public school problem that doesn’t exist outside of public schools. The image that made you so mad is clearly a kid being graduated from high school due to social promotion.
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>>217494269
Anon, all actors are whores. I hate to break it to you. All of them.
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>>217492050
>>217492311
That's always been the case. The vast majority of explorers are military types.
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>>217494186
Bare feet do not pick up electrons from a cold steel floor or a carpeted terrace. Why are blatant fetishists not being booted from the writing table?
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>>217494186
Oh gee, I wonder where did I seen this before, can't quite put my finger on it.

This is always written by incompetent, coddled fucktards who have no idea why uniforms exist to begin with.
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>>217494297
I know. That's why I blame all of them too.
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>>217489060
Janeway would never do that shit
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>>217494320
Why do uniforms exist to begin with?
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>>217494276
>Social promotion is a public school problem that doesn’t exist outside of public schools
You are smoking crack.
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>>217492082
Deep sea exploration is highly dangerous, and advanced alien civilizations with armed vehicles are not usually found in the ocean.
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>>217489091
Um sweaty don't you know it's endearing to see a middle-aged woman acting like a child?
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>>217494158
I'm sorry what do you call it when a paramilitary organization controls weapons of mass destruction and wages open war while using women and children as a shield? Right, Terrorists. Starfleet is a Terrorist organization not a military.
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>>217494366
I accept your concession.
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>it's yet another show written by overweight neon haired women brain poisoned by social media addiction into caring about political movements they previously wouldn't have given 2 shits about making a show where a woman pushing 60 acts like a petulant disrespectful inept child while being in charge of a group of people far more competent than her that she openly acts condescending towards and constantly puts in danger pointlessly while her superiors (all stuffy ugly white men, of course) just shrug, roll their eyes or for some reason act intimidated by her retarded antics instead of putting a stop to it
we need a name for this subgenre

honestly my only surprise so far is that there isn't some 6'4 jacked black guy who all the women lust after that has a deep voice and is somehow perfect at absolutely everything he does, from fighting to philosophical debates
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>>217490176
>The federation would 100% alter their genome
the fed would absolutely not do this
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Step aside losers, real fans are talking Trek:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXYFrc1-ES8
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>>217494508
The name is “woke.”
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>>217494567
They would, if they asked for it.
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>>217494508
>honestly my only surprise so far is that there isn't some 6'4 jacked black guy
No, that character does exist in the show, it's just this guy >>217489175 on the far left who is some kind of mystery meat but there is also a big tall black guy but, well, he's zesty as hell. Like Katt Williams and Chapelle said, Hollywood has to put every black man in a dress.
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>>217494345
To immediattely help everyone - comrades and public, to recognise responsibilities (and trust) assigned to their rank in situations that require fast thinking, in stressful situations or in crisis, it shows people who to turn to.

Let's say ship is sinking and you are Admiral Bestever, unfortunately you don't have uniform, you have sneakers and hoodie. You will tell people to follow you to safe boats, some will but you will inevitably have a part of crowd who will think you are just some schizo loudmouth. You can sort the situation out, but you already lost precious minutes.
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>>217494580
yea but this is like a specific /tv/ subset of wokeism
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>>217494600
It's so funny to me how this shit progressed. In ToS the female crew wore skirts because it was the fucking 60's and uniforms were still heavily gendered instead of the sexless shit we have now, then in TNG they tried to explain this with their whole progressive futuristic setting by saying it was unisex and sometimes having background extras wearing tunics, and now it's gone all the way to clearly male crew members just straight up dressing like women.
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>>217494508
Are you talking about Book? Book is the closest thing Star Trek has to Han Solo (if somebody says Onaka I will IRL LOL). He's not perfect at all and they literally send him to prison because he spent a year going crazy after the death of his family. Also he was only ever into Burnham even if I shipped him with Detmer and Adira.
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>>217494345
Quick and immediate visible identification of who someone is so people can react and respond faster in crisis situations.
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>>217494601
I’m the admiral, why don’t people immediately recognize me?
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>>217494680
How could someone be on a ship for months and still not know his superiors?
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>>217494186
>you can't wear sandals in space
>but I signed the waiver, so I can girl boss all I want!
No, bitch, it's because as a commander you now are serving the federation, and the federation can't have you getting hurt over something stupid and put out of commission. Not everything is about you, sometimes you're just a piece of a greater whole and you need to understand how your actions can affect others.

Star Trek really is just written by/for lonely white aunts at this point. Just no concept of reality outside how they feel about things.
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>>217494596
quite literally illegal and one of their major laws
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>>217494681
You don't have your uniform (maybe you were caught off duty) so your subordinates don't immediately see your rank and thus your executive power and civilians don't see that you are a part of hierarchical structure in charge of the area etc.
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>>217494841
you’re making uniforms sound like a point of failure and liability
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>>217489091
Because propriety is a patriarcal invention just made for oppressing women, and she has top oppose that because muh strong womyn.
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>>217494741
Making them genetically superior is. Cutting a dong is legal even nowdays.
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>>217490512
>>217491950
>>217492025
Reminder that statfleet was always provoking Romulans and Klingons by sending armed ships to the borderlands
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>>217492176
Partially true.
Comics always change. Golden age batman is different from silver and curent. However, the core remains
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>>217489060
autism
/thread
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>>217495208
In so glad this dumb shit is getting rejected.
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>>217492176
https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Wheelchair
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>>217492176
https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Glasses
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>>217492879
They're 12 times as dumb as whites so they gotta work very hard.
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>>217489175
God zoomers are ugly
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>>217489060
>>217489091
its basically just the lego study into the differences in how boys and girls play with toys, boys want to be batman, girls want the batman to be them.
and then you simply hire them to write your favourite tv shows and this is what you get.
>>217489126
remember in tng picard has his feet on the desk and the doorbell rings and he takes them down before saying enter but he doesn't stop reading his book or straighten his posture or anything. its just very basic decorum.
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>>217495164
But it was the Romulans, who constantly went into the neutral zone.
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>>217495130
The only reason they’re on par with humans is their inability to procreate and chemical dependency. Removing those would make them objectively superior life forms.
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>BECAUSE MINE'S BIGGER!
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>>217495329
cool it with the antisemitism
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>>217489175
How would these mutts react if suddenly dropped into the Battle of Wolf 359 or Battle of Cardassia
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>>217495532
it’s starfleet academy not starfleet hardened-veterans
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>>217495532
Considering 99% people at Wolf 359 died, probably the same.
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>>217491565
Good actors can't make bad writing work. If you put Daniel Day-Lewis or Anthony Hopkins in The Room it wouldn't automatically become good. See: Game of Thrones
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>>217495599
>my fucking earlobes when i hear excuses
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>>217495532
Die. Just like most everyone else in those battles
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Maybe it's not for you?
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>>217495191
>However, the core remains
Define Batman's core.
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>>217495706
Stop masturbating in public.
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>>217495784
Vigilante, brooding-ish, has no kill rule. Dead parents
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>>217495468
But I didn't mention Ferengi.
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The main point of failure here is starfleet academy is an entirely voluntary organization. Everyone who is there not only wants to be there, but needs to be on some deep level. Bullying, goofing off, and trying to broadcast how heckin unique you are happens as coping mechanisms for being forced to be in school. But since the writers have never actually wanted to be anywhere or wanted to self-improve, they can’t comprehend this idea due to having zero frame of reference of it in their lives.
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>>217491950
Pretty sure Columbus' ships were heavily armed, as were his men.
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>>217495927
What about the war college that's been teased for episode 3?
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>>217495688
its a false premise. giamatti isnt a good actor. he plays the same nerotic dickhead every single time
holly hunter might be a good actress but nobody will ever know because she only does slop
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>>217496031
You should actually watch movies before opining on them.
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>>217495846
>has no kill rule.
This would mean in the very first years Batman was somehow not Batman, even when penned by his creator.
>Vigilante
Again in his early days, Batman was a police collaborator, officially sanctioned by the law to enforce it. It's something that carried over even in West's show.
>brooding-ish
After the early GA issues where he was a more traditional pulp-fiction hero, Batman started to become way more cheerful, until he was quipping (we're talking dad jokes-style quips) thrice every issue. Again, this was still under the GA years and under Finger's pen.

I smelled your casualness from your post, so I pulled your leg. It was a trick request, Batman has no core anymore, at least not in his character. He can be everything and its contrary, by now what defines him are names and designs. Much like all other DC heroes (and an argument could be made for a lot of Marvel's most popular too) he's not a character anymore, just a costume. Copyrighted.
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>>217496201
>so Batman wasn’t Batman when Batman was more generic?

yes
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>>217489519
>insist on hiring all of the most unattractive ape-like women
it's to make the 4/10 quirk chungus white women who watch nu-trek feel good about themselves
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>>217496072
i honestly cant remember holly hunter in anything. i am 100% correct about giamatti doing the same schtick in every role, faggot might as well be complaining about having nothing to drink but klingon blood merlot
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>>217489519
They don’t insist on it, it’s all they can get. As only ugly people need Hollywood to capitalize on their appearance.
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>>217496229
The post I replied to said, after citing the GA and SA:
>the core remains
meaning, Batman's core was always there and always will be. If he "wasn't Batman" at some point before in those ages, especially when he was written by his original creator, then there was no core to begin with.
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>>217496283
a core that doesn't defined until after the initial creation of the character.
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>>217496262
so you've basically just confessed the closest to watching movies you ever get is webm threads on 4chan
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>>217496389
Then what makes it a core, if he wasn't created with it? If tomorrow Batman becomes exactly like his SA self again, then that supposed "core" would be lost. At that point, what defined it as the "core" in the first place?

These aren't rethorical questions btw, feel free to define a comic's character core.
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>>217489091
future tech can fix lordosis without problem, she can do whatever she wants.
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>>217491950
you must be extremely retarded or a liberal (both are the same btw) to be an explorer and not having a gun with you.

You don't know when a wild nigger would jump on you for your bussy.
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>>217491950
We come in peace
Shoot to kill,
Shoot to kill,
Shoot to kill,
We come in peace
Shoot to kill,
Shoot to kill men.

>>217495532
First years? Not so good. But, you now remember that training ship full of upper classmen who got caught behind enemy lines during the dominion war and went rogue after their training officer was killed..
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>>217496460
>Then what makes it a core
By it being defined. The initial version of the character isn’t the definitive version.
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>>217489060
Is Holly the most jacked Star Ship captain
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>>217492900
Mr. TheREELkoolaid ...Zero point zero
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>>217494186
I just don't like how new Star Trek looks. Not even complaining about the actors or stories (I don't watch it) but just the way it looks is annoying
that being said: I would cream pie current Holly Hunter
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>>217492176
I like star trek, the older shows that is, but the ideas are stupid, the idea that humanity would end all conflict and unite under a one global government which is the federation and it would actually be competent enough to actually run the world and go into space is funny, and money would be obselete and people would be happy slaving away on a space rig delivering plasma in shitty enviroments out of good will as much as a starfleet ensign on a star ship lmao.

Then theres the aliens, somehow alien societies theyve never encountered before somehow have the same type of political and societal systems as we humans have, its the liberal understanding of what alien societies in space would look like, I get why tho because those are the only ones the viewers of the show have reference to but anyway its basically just space communism.
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>>217497287
Mirror universe Picard
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>>217494053
women of such an advanced age can commonly develop polyps and other abnormalities of the genitals and butthole that may make it uncomfortable for them to put pressure on those areas.
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>>217489091
>>217489060
the thing that gets me, is that this shit doesn't even look comfortable... not even for her. I FUCKING FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE looking at someone sitting like that. I can practically feel the knots on my neck and lower back acting up, and a bruise developing on my bycept just from looking at this shit
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>>217491950
You would be completely retarded to not bring a weapon with you if youre exploring new territory, thats another thing that so stupid in star trek, they venture out into unknown space and they dont have any weapons( except they do they just dont want to use them) and they dont think that there might be territorial aliens hostile to new comers maybe even xenophobic, oh no because theyre enlightened liberals who dont believe in violence and that means that all other species are just like them too.

Its the same with these white liberal women who go to india and then are surpised when a bunch of dirty homeless indians try to rape them.
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>>217497287
Older women do this because otherwise their underarms turn into the same ones you saw attached to the lunchlady in middle and high school.
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>>217497698
I used to sleep in my forklift the exact same way....not bad.
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>>217496410
i cant help but notice your lack of argument
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>>217491565
QUICK! Let me know each time you had used the word "grifter" prior to your favorite faggot streamer saying it!
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>>217497878
You won't believe me but I was the guy that started the use of grifter for these guys. I even posted a picture of Grifter from Wildstorm with it years back. Small time conman that uses trust to manipulate people for money just fit too well. I remember I called them thieves or some shit and got pushback so I had to switch it up. So grifting and the grift as it is now as a common term is on me. No I'm not sorry these fags are all fake as a 4 dollar bill with three talking points on repeat that don't hold up to even the smallest scrutiny. They were entertaining for a while but this shit is way post old now and needs to die.
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>>217497760
She was jacked back in the 90s. I remember some film critic complaining her huge arms were distracting in her massage scene in Living Out Loud
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>>217498197
I believe it since her prime was in the 80s.
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>>217497574
The federation isn’t earth’s government. It’s the unification of various civilizations interstellar efforts.
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>>217489328
>I'm going to hell

At least you'll be with the rest of your family!!!FACT!!!
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>>217490231
>I love how much it triggers people how she seats. God forbid someone enjoys and relax themselves at the job, when there's not much to do. But no, ooooo, the sanctity of the captains chair has been breached!

It shows a lack of professionalism, not that you'd know, as no one cares what you do while working at a gloryhole!!!FACT!!!
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>>217497736
Anon starfleet clearly runs around with weapons capable of blowing up entire planets and are always willing to use them to defend themselves if needed.

Your position is comparable to saying wagon trains should’ve just automatically shot at anything they saw.
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>>217497878
The grifter was an old /b/ maymay about a movie that didn’t exist but everyone would pretend it did and everyone would act like it was the sickest most disgusting movie ever.
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>>217498603
i cant believe youre this daft
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>>217497574
>the idea that humanity would end all conflict and unite under a one global government which is the federation
they handwave all that away with the Zefram Cochrane retcon, by basically doing a soft rip-off of the warhammer lore. Basically all the old earth governments warred themselves to the brink of death, and then savior Cochrane makes friends with vulcans, and everyone decides to play nice because it allows access to advanced alien toys. It does make sense, even if it is a little lazy
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if you like this show then I don't even know what you liked about classic 'trek. just the "diversity"?
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>>217490231
get a life loser
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>>217498689
I accept your concession.
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>>217489060
she's no Kellyanne Conway. remember how she'd straddle the couch cushions. cougar time
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>>217489175
That is one ugly N
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>>217489091
This shit is like a fedora for women. When you're young, fit, and hot you can pull off a fedora and still look good. But the reality is you being young and hot is pulling all the weight and the fedora just so happens to not significantly detract from what you otherwise have going on. In the same way when a girl is young, fit, and hot they can get away with doing retarded shit like this but when you get into your 20s and never stop, you very quickly become the flabby neckbeard with a grease stained crumpled hot topic fedora.

Does Holly Hunter have some outrageous divorce settlement hanging over her head or something? Why is she doing this trash?
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>>217494733
>Star Trek really is just written by/for lonely white aunts at this point. Just no concept of reality outside how they feel about things.
That's what makes up a lot of writing rooms these days - pseudo-progressive wine aunts subverting popular media for a minority that does not even watch it.



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