was she retarded?
take her to the zoo
>>217505611>I heard retards like the zoo
>>217505602honestly, would
She's shy which is pretty much the same thing as being retarded, desu.
>>217505639I have to deal with the public and im fine but i need to drink so I can get a haircut
Reminder that Rocky locked her in his apartment, ignored her pleas to leave and raped her.
>>217505639Can confirm.t. Shy retard
I wish shy girls existed in real life.
>proposes at the zoo
>>217505697They do but a lot of them were just born male.
>>217505602I slept with a girl who acted like this and she was super sweet and made me breakfast and folded my clothes the following morning, she also had a slight speech impediment so for like a year I legit thought I slept with a retard. Blocked her number and socials as soon as she reached out and went on with my life. It wasn't until later when I found out that she was actually normal, just shy, and had that speech impediment. She's now a trad wife married to some dude and they have a kid together.I fucked up.
>>217505779It seems you were the retard all along.
>>217505681It was different time
>>217505779>>217505796This would make a good movie, what a twist.
>>217505779She slept with you. Maybe she was retarded.
>>217505810>THIS SUMMER
>>217505697I met my wife, who is very shy, on 4chan(nel). They stop being shy with you then just become irritating like all other women.
>>217505602looks like a feminist what the fuck am i looking at?>>217505602
>>217505779
>>217505602Autistic girls are a miracle of the universe!
>>217507015Autistic girls dont wear slave Leia bikini, she is just an ugly stacy
>>217505602>>217505635>>217505697>>217505779>>217507015Do you guys really want a gf like this? Why tho? Have you no self respect?
>>217507086Every girl like this has a 10+ body count btw
>>217505681my wife loved it. she said she had no idea men in movies used to be like the guys in modern smutbooks.
>>217507092this. virgin chicks can't relax in that way
>>217507086>Why tho?Probably the>has big tits for some reason
>>217505602Probably just autistic but we didn't call people that back then
>>217507086what's her body count?
>>217505697They do but you're not going to ever meet them
>>217507015girls can't be autistic, they just pretend to be for attention
>>217505779>She's now a trad wife>used goods
>>217505639this is exactly why people are "shy". you dont want to ever speak because the instant you do, people's respect for you drops like an anvil.t. also a shy retard
>>217507086I'd happily kill everyone ITT if it meant I could go on a single date with Jenny.
>>217505681Rocky when she took her pants off:
>>217505639Shyness is the opposite of retarded. It's the innate ability knowing most people are shit, not wanting any shit from them, and the refusal to be shit.
>>217507864>ask manager's boss (open door policy! ask us anything!) about recent policy change because manager just shrugged>he says there is no policy change>i say the signs in front of products have changed to reflect that policy change>he looks at me with a withering, weary expression and says 'no they didn't' like he's dealing with a hallucinating drug addict>grab a sign and show him>he accuses me of raising my voice>i tell him 'i fucking quit' and chuck my keys at his chest, an act that they somehow managed to turn into a month's severance pay for me once the union got involvedi am shy because my respect for everyone else is rock bottom and i can't hold my tongue anymore
>>217507222I don't know, man. I dated a girl who only ate (just) pasta, chicken nuggets and ham sandwiches
>>217505681>Reminder that Rocky locked her in his apartment, ignored her pleas to leave and raped her.I recall Rich Evans uttering this bullshit, that he strongly did not approve of the "rape" scene, but I have no idea which video it was.
>>217508430This is just picky eater syndrome. My former 28 year old gf could eat pizza, quesadillas and cereal. She was indulged by her parents and was never told to eat other foods
>>217508269The absolute state of this cope
>>217505697They exist but they want nothing to do with you, just because she's shy and kind of autistic like you doesn't mean she will like you
>>217505810Anon was raped as a child
>>217505681I should try that
>>217505611>>217505619>proposes to her to the zoo in rocky iiI burst out laughing
>>217505681SHE LOVED ROCKY AND HER "PLEAS" WERE ONLY BECAISE SHE HAD NO SELF-CONFIDENCE AND AN ABUSIVE BROTHER AND FELT SHE DIDN'T DESERVE LOVE OR INTIMACY SHUT THE FUCK UP THAT NIGHT LITERALLY SAVES HER LIFE YOU RETARDED LETTERBOXD TEEN GIRL
>>217505681That scene wouldn't be allowed today
>>217505681she gave implicit consent when she walked into his apartment
>>217509836Goes further than that. Virtually nothing from Rocky would be allowed to be made today.
>>217510056I mean, the core of the story revolves around a white guy realizing his full potential no matter what. A white man with an unbreakable will? Not allowed to be made today. Everything they do today is to subvert, humiliate, even depopulate the white race.
>>217505602She was pretty sexy in The Godfather II
>>217505602No she was feminine and humble. They actually used to come standard issue like that.
>>217505602no. she had crippling shyness
>>217505602You guys may have missed it, after all, it was a very hidden thing in the movie, but check this out. Her brother was shown VERY SUBTLY treating her like an absolute piece of crap at any given moment. Now MAYBE it's implied that because of her brother being a complete meme of a failure and a fat bully, he was like that to her their entire lives, which destroyed her confidence and self esteem entirely.
>>217507086I can fix her.
>>217505806>It was different timeA better time!!!FACT!!!
>>217505697They're there but trust me, you don't me. Be the best man you can be and find the best girl you can get. A bad woman will hold you back and turn you into a fucking golem.
>>217505602I wish a cutie like this would take me to the zoo
>ywn come home to a girl patiently waiting on your doorstep to greet you with a smile and new dog
>>217505681And it ended up making her a better more open person. Rape is good for you.
>>217514524*rapes you*
>>217505602that mouth ain't retarded
>>217505681Sometimes you must rape.
>retards like the zoo>she works in a pet store which is essentially a mini-zooYa know, the guy has a point here..
>>217505779So you were the retard. My, how the turns table. I know a gal who, while not retarded, is probably below 100IQ. She's very sweet and modest and pretty, and I've always kinda liked her. But... she's simple. And I worry our kids would be simple.
>>217516006We're going headfirst into WW3, just fuck her and be happy you daft cunt.
>>217516048But our kids might end up on 4chan. What kind of life would that be?!
>I don't see it, what's the attraction?>I dunno... fills gaps, I guess>what's gaps?>I dunno, gaps - she got gaps, I got gaps, together we fill gapsRocky is an underrated romantic drama about a pair of misfits who get a chance to believe in themselves and each other
>>217505681And she enjoyed it.Women knew how to enjoy a good rape back then.
>>217516562Cute of you to think your kids will be capable of browsing 4chan before it stops existing.
>>217505945Dude, she might read this
>>217516048>We're going headfirst into WW3Like we haven't been in it for the past few decades. 9/11 was the catalyst.
>>217513995My gf gets new pets I don't want all the time. Im drowning in fucking cats
>>217516791>gets the shit beaten out of him for 15 rounds>...hey adrian, where's your hat
>>217505602YO ADRIAN, I'M ON 4CHAN!1!!!11!!!!!!!
>>217505681Boys feel like theyre stealing, men feel like theyre taking
>>217509473>a fence that small for a fucking TigerHow the fuck did that thing not jump out and start mauling people?
>>217513222After having to deal with a woman with a very similar prototype, I'd be very wary of them. Then again, she was French.
>>217505619>why are we at the zoo?>well ya know
>>217518158there’s a big ditch before the fence
>>217505602Rocky was more retarded than her.
>>217508269He's pretty charming in the movie tho. Also genuinely cares about her.
>>217505602>was she retarded?She gave her brother Paulie power of attorney and he lost all of the family's money. Once he sold off his mansion and estate, I find it hard to believe they had to move back to the slums.
I love Rocky so much
>>217505602>Paulie: She's pushing thirty freaking years old, and if she don't wise up, she's gonna die an old maid.What is this unrealistic bullshit? You really expect me to believe a cute girl like that gets to THIRTY still a virgin?! Not a single guy was trying to get at her except Rocky who was also thirty? This crap is more a fairy tale than Star Wars.
>>217505681Honestly I wish someone would force themselves onto me
>>217508461This is how it happens in the wild. In orangutan society, females are raped by every male they encounter and usually don't resist because they have evolved a mechanism to control their fertility to a narrow reproductive period once a year.
>>217508331i’m sure that Target will never be able to replace you
