Oysters, clams, and cockles editionPrev: >>217646150
So is (Maester) Aemon going to show up in AKOTSK?
>>217662106he gives egg a donkey in one of the later books, might not happen this season but they might try and squeeze it in for memberberries
WE MUST POST!
Never watched more than 10 minutes of any episode of this "universe"
muh queen
Brat!
>>217662324No clue who this is in any ASOIAF show.
>>217662393It works better without the extra frames at the start.
ser dunk the cute
>>217662065I could not get into game of thrones. But for some reason I am enjoying dunk so far. I don't understand why they started off with that shitting scene though
>>217662283dark sister is so light and quick though, heartsbane is ugly and big
TAOOBA
>>217662419Young Alicent
>>217662419ur shit's all retarded
>>217662065Ah. Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. Wonderful. Another Game of Thrones prequel in which no one can possibly give a damn about a story we already the ending to, with characters we don't care about, because we know these conflicts don't influence anything later, and the ending of the main show is so awful that it broke the internet.
The sheep, lord Ashford...It was beautiful...
>>217662542There is no punishment severe enough for what this faggot has done to political discourse and the internet at large
There are no niggers in The Sworn Sword so who will the fags at HBO raceswap in Season two?
>>217662324>>217662580A TOAST! To the brothel queen!
>>217662706>trusting a gooner manlet
>>217662614>the ending of the main show is so awful that it broke the internetFiltered
>>217662739He has no reason to lie.
>>217662649yeah, hoepfully we can laugh at it looking back in 10 years
>>217662775he's short and pornbrainedtrying to share his misery is plenty enough of a reason
>>217662649Jesus anon Daemon Blackfyre didn’t ruin Westeros that bad
>>217662542based
GROWING STRONG NIGGAAA
>becomes king Problem?
>/got/hotd/dunk reporting in
>b-but sir, your dick is giant>shut up , dunk you dumb squire, bend over!
>>217662837No. As long as a Targ sits the throne I'm happy.
>>217662687The river will be black because it doesn't work
>>217662910As long as a targ sits the throne I’m-ACK
>>217662687Brown bennis. He’s called brown not because of his sigil or his brown teeth but because of his skin
I drank the Arbor Gold.
>>217662739Here's your queen, Ser Crispy
>>217662837He would be fucking useless because he would be browsing the tree-net all day long and won't pay attention daily governance.
>>217662952Also can't make an heir so the realm will descend into civil war after he dies.
>>217662945wtf, bennis is not brown, he has green eyeshis shield and teeth were brown, and he stank but he's a white man
>>217662977It's very nice of everyone to just assume his dick don't work no more.
>>217662952>He would be fucking useless because he would be browsing the tree-net all day long and won't pay attention daily governance
>>217662981>>217662687oh wait i just read the post lmao, yeah they’ll probably make him brown for no reasonmaking the red widow black would be heresy, half of her character is her red hair, literally
>>217662949>7 help me
>>217663024>The hour of the ghost, the hour of owl, the hour of the wolf; I drank, I drank to excess....
>>217663022They already have shown black redheads, and YOU JUST KNOW they want Jamie Lannister to be a quadroon
>>217662988I thought that's what happens when you're paralyzed like that.
>>217663113Isn't she shown in the show to be wearing a wig?
>>217662745>filteredBut like what’s Brans tax policy? Or his policy for the royal progression?
>>217663150It's a case-by-case thing. Depends on exactly what broke, where, and how bad.
>>217663247NTA; but I once did some research on the effect of spinal injuries on genital function for a fic I was writing about Barbara Gordon. Basically, any spinal paralysis pretty much kills your sexual functions.
>>217662988He literally can’t feel anything on his lower body so it’s not a crazy assumption.
>>217662977The story continues, more wars and rebellions come, and bran becomes just another slice of lore. History doesn’t end.
>>217663518>History doesn’t end.>t. evil Francis Fukuyama
>>217663298in most cases yeah but other anon is right it really depends on the injury. If the injury is low enough you lose your legs but sexual function can still be unaffected or if it's an incomplete injury the body rewires itself and you might lose sensation below the waist but are still be able to orgasm/ejaculate. It's possible with a complete injury too but it's way less likely t. cripple
>>217662065and cuckolds*
>>217663518>it would just be history and lore broAn easily preventable history if they chose someone other than fucking bran.
>>217662065new show is alright, seems like the dialog isn’t TikTok brain rot like in HOTD.hbo should feel embarrassed though, side by side this makes HOTD look that much worse, and it’s that much clearer they can do a halfway decent job but let the train wreck continue.also Gurm needs to die already, the drama he creates is losing its entertainment value. Just let the Expanse boys finish the books already, everyone already knows that’s the plan.
>>217663974>seems like the dialog isn’t TikTok brain rot like in HOTD.Because most if it is lifted straight from the novels. Dialogue where everyone cusses is modern writing
>>217664009I’m aware, but they find a way to ignore it even when book dialog is provided, so they could have chosen to do that in this case, but re: my “halfway decent job” comment, they didn’t.not sure why you’re explaining it to me.
House of the Dragon - cringe feminazi slopDunk and Egg - The Based Knights
Show catered to men:>good hearted but low status male seeks to honor his father figure by becoming a knight of great honor Show catered to women:>girlboss whores fuck a bunch of different guys and each other while evil men seek their downfall out of incel rage and mysoginy, and they sell out their children to be killed in order to save their own ass and their lesbian relationship
I hope to god HOTD kills off Baela and Rhaena. I have no idea why George left those two alive. The whole "civil war that almost eradicated Targaryen dynasty" premise is lost when there are two fully grown Targaryens living after the war. It's much more impactful when the only survivors are two children forever traumatized by the war their parents brought (+ Viserys but he wont show up a few years later)Baela should be taken out with Moondancer by Aegon and Sunfyre on Dragonstone.Rhaena in canon gets married to a Hightower and has six Hightower children. Daemon's daughter becoming a green broodmare is a suitable end.Jaehaera should be left alive. Fuck Peake performance, this is the way to go.Aegon II's line would continue with Blackfyres in this scenario. Which actually makes it even more poetic. Every Blackfyre rebellion afterwards would be the blood of Aegon II and Rhaenyra fighting for the throne. An eternal Dance of Dragons...Aegon II + Helaena = JaehaeraJaehaera + Aegon III = DaenaDaena + Aegon IV = Daemon B.
Show catered to men:>pissing and shitting diarrheaShow catered to women:>tactical politics and seizing power
>>217664385its genuienly true that women love social politcking and dogging on other womengo read any manga/manhwa aimed at women.
>6 30 minute episodes>10 year gap between seasons
>>217662393>>217662441She's so cute, bros.
>>217664438they're actually already shooting season 2 and they're doing it back-to-back with season 3. so unless hbo randomly decides to sit on it for a while, it should release next year.
>>217662106>>217662136Just how old is he on GoT?
>>217664589I forgot to attach
>>217664605>30 fucking years of /dunk/
Do great series have generals that host the same posts like TAOOBA and Mario Naharis again and again and live a whole days before next bake?i think not/got//hotd/ wasn't gifted with writing or restraint, /got/ was arrogant, lazy/hotd/ whored and pandered, it was a hard series not to hate by the end, ruled the catalog for nigh on 16 years and it was still forgottenwhat chance do i have, truly?/got/ was good to me, /hotd/ weren't family to me but it kept me like we were they raised me be an honorable general and all these other generals still can't even remember his namehis name was /got/hotd/, and i am his legacy (/dunk/) on the morrow (Sundays at 10 p.m. ET/PT)we will show the catalog what his hand has wrought
>>217664605Begging this hard for job security.
>>217664734it's not funny how much the brand is riding on this show for me
>>217664734kino
>>217664374daemon b is the son of baelor anon
>>217664734
>>217664734film
>>217664385>what would you have me do?Great job, queen.
>>217664374One of them will have a love affair with daeron who changes his identity to garmund Hightower after his decoy dies and everyone presumes him dead
>>217664598aemon lived to be 102
>>217664374>Aegon II's line would continue with Blackfyres in this scenario.I dont understand, they didnt have any kids with Aegon anyway
>>217665101>parentage literally irrelevant to the plot
>>217665150What did you have for breakfast this morningAnd if you didn’t eat breakfast, what would you have eaten if you did
What happens to the IP once Gurm dies?Will someone else continue it?
Just watched the first two episodes, i have completely forgotten that this show premiered this month kek. Anyway it was meh, dialogue mostly sucks outside of the lines straight from the short story. I liked the acting though.I laughed at the scene where Egg plays with the sword and shouts some shit about Blackfyres, it reminded me of the old memes with Maekar from /got/. It was so similiar that i even started wondering if whoever wrote that scene used to post here.
>>217664734>it was a hard series not to hate by the end, ruled the catalog for nigh on 16 years and it was still forgottenbros..
>>217665182GRRM said something like we wants his notes destroyed and no one to finish the series if he dies. Now if that happens or not probably comes down to whatever contract there may or may not be with whatever parties, or his wife that is probably the inheritor of his literary estate. I know when Terry Pratchett died his daughter become the custodian of Discworld and she kept to his wishes of not having his unfished work released or anyone continuing the setting - they even followed his wishes by having the harddrive destroyed by being crushed with a steamroller.
I'm so confused why there's so many comments in the normie-sphere complaining about the poo and peepee. GoT had way worse. Seems to be mostly younger people complaining too rather than the typical pearl-clutching elderly
any webm requests from the first 2 episodes ?
>>217665355>I don’t get why people don’t want to see projectile diarrhea on screen really?
reddit colony thread
>>217665393Surely all the scenes worthy to be made webms have already been done so by now?
>>217665355Youngins are the pearl-clutching prudes these days.
>>217662065Woman sells clamStory as old as time
>>217665426sometimes people come up with funny edits or captions
>>217662324mogged 'nyra
>>217665398Yes really I don't get it. Did you have a visceral reaction to it? It's just poo
>>217664374>I have no idea why George left those two alivehe loves action girls and he loves daemon, anon
i think the threads might have peaked with Tywinposting where he's trying to be a matchmaker
>>217665544some nice digits
dead general
>>217664734dunk has a way to climb to revive these threads
>>217665393dunk barking and egg getting scared
>>217665182 Once Gurm kicks the bucket, it's gonna be a feeding frenzy. The IP won't just vanish-HBO is already milking it dry and they'll keep squeezing every drop. If he doesn’t pull a Pratchett and destroy everything, the estate or some hired Brandon Sanderson type will finish the books (probably poorly). The lore alone will feed spinoffs for the next 20 years. We've already got House of the Dragon, Dunk & Egg, and God knows how many more ideas in development hell. The books may die with him, but the franchise will lurch on like a White Walker.
>>217665182>all fanfics..canon
>>217662614Literally the most retarded possible fucking take you can have about a story. >uhhh well i already know what happens a hundred years later so why should I care about any of this??I suppose learning about World War I is pointless, we already know how it ends. Why learn anything about the past, in fact? We're already spoiled on it! Retard.
>>217665965E-e-even the futa Arya ones?
>>217665182The co-authors of the expanse books are going to continue it. They’ve worked with him before, they’re primarily sci-fi authors like he is, and good friends. It’s one of those “wink wink nudge nudge rumors”
>>217664734/hotd/ in s1 was peak, way better than it should have been given the show. I know this is a pasta but I just wanted to say that. had so much fun then
>>217666050>futa-arya impregnating the femal cast (including Sansa)
>>217665890
>>217666179it's not a pasta
>>217665393>>217666249what's with the hotd filter
HotD season 2 has enough good moments to warrant watchingbut not to paypig
>>217666249beautiful
>>217664734i really want to see this general thriving again, any good will Dunk will garner will be destroyed by hotd s3 i fear
Okay, but why did they have to show Ser Arlan's gigantic penis peeing?
>>217666452idk everything is dark and unsaturated. in picrel my edit is on top, I tried restoring some brightness and color
>>217666651top looks closer to what the episode looks like
>>217666520>"Okay Season 2 sucked prolapsed ass and permanently derailed a good chunk of the core story, but maybe Season 3 can salvage what's le-">pooner Daeron>based Aegon and Feetnigga probably won't be doing much>Alicent and Heleana probably won't be doing much beyond kissing Rhaenyra's ass>based Otto is locked in a cell with no one to banter with >more Mysaria>more fanfiction yurishit and assorted dykery>more Corlys and his seething bald headed bastard on that fucking dock set>EVEN MORE PhilosophyTroon screentime including an extended action sequenceAt least I'll eventually get to see Rhae Rhae getting her they/them pussy Sunfyre'd and the peasants btfo'ing her dragons.
>>217666766Agreed, the only thing I'm looking forward to in that show is Rhaenyra getting burned and eaten by Sunfyre.I don't even hate her character, they should've just actually made her somewhat morally grey instead of a Disney princess.
>>217666461…such as?
Tell me /got/hotd/dunk/ is there a proper place to shit around here?
>>217666978>a proper place to shit around hereGoT season 5 onwards
Posted without comment.
>>217667121Just Dornish.
>>217662393>>217662441I must be autistic because I have no idea what this scene means.
>>217662951Do they interact at all in season 2? Hell do they ever mention this insane scene ever again because for some reason if you are doing to bring up a "feet for secrets" scene you probably either follow that storyline through or don't mention it at all.When Alicent is later betraying her sons to save her daughter is she still thinking about Wormtongue jerking himself off as she shows off her feet? I'd probably still be thinking about that not matter how momentous a moment I'm having.
>>217667121who did the balancing of these teams wtf
>>217667507women are mean :(
>>217667507The inclusion just seems to be as a joke in itself and as setup for the joke with Dunk telling Maekar he hopes his sons are found alive. Depending how much they do with her it may also be to setup for her in terms of personality and established interaction already with Dunk. As for the interaction itself you can interpret her intention as being flirting (whether that is promiscuous, teasing that is friendly or bullying, wanting attention), non-flirting banter, her just being morbid. The 'big and stupid' remark and fake-out hit are in response to how Dunk is responding to her. Whether her intention was friendly or hostile it is his gormless reaction makes it socially awkward for her. Dunk is clearly not ignoring her presence or indifferent to her, yet he is also not meaningfully engaging with her.
>>217666978>/got/hotd/dunk/You have found it.
Post only the best fan art.
>>217666145>It’s one of those “wink wink nudge nudge rumors”They're gonna fuck?!
>>217669684>declares himself king over a broken betrothalshow made lyonel too much of a cornball, dude makes Bobby B look calm and well mannered when it comes to targshits
Its funny that dunk being a false knight makes him act more knightly
>how did a son of a crabber become a member of the kingsguard?>same way we became crabberswhat did he mean by this
>>217670180>k***ht-oids needing vows to be decent humans and still failmeanwhile norf lads just do the right thing
>>217670351by being the best.
>>217670176>makes Bobby B look calm and well mannered when it comes to targshitsStop being a drama queen.
>>217670364Norf guys are just 20 iq points dumber than a regular westerosi
My knee is bending on its own.
>>217670180He hasnt acted knightly in the show yet or did I miss anything. Just lumbered about like a supersized retard
>>217670491Here's your other-worldly, alien looking Targaryen king, bro
>>217670519Cumberbatch doesn't need more roles
>>217670476>mog the South for 4000+ years while they wage endless failed crusades>win the Dance of dragons>overthrow the Targsnice cope southern sissy
>>217670578ROBERT'S rebellion
>>217664605I'd suggest if this even happens, it'll be 3 seasons for each series with the same 6 episode 1/2 hour format.
It feels like the fandom has entered a new era where it's now a large majority of people have given up hope of any new books.
Does the Fiddler play the role of the love interest in the Mystery Knight?
>>217670598>guy whose castle was built by Brandon the builder Stark>whose best friend is Ned Stark>who was engaged to a Starkcope, every rebellion against the Targs failed until the Norf got involved
>>217670598>>217670668It was the STAB alliance that ended up taking down the Targs.
>>217665297>GRRM said something like we wants his notes destroyed and no one to finish the series if he dies.Gurm has no say in the matter, he'll be dead and everything goes to his wife.
>>217670351by being crabbersliterally this >>217670180
>>217670176they went straight to being bros again after he got another targ pussy to fuckjust bros being bros, nothing serious
>>217670519he's supposed to look plain
>>217662832pathetic they did this with cg instead of just hiring a stunt rider
>>217670578Just lucky geography. Remove the swamps at the neck and the north will be decimated in a year
>>217670652What does it say about a man who's OC waifu is a treacherous foreign prostitute? >>217670643It's laughable to even imagine them thinking that they can keep people waiting up to 3 decades for a conclusion given how quickly AI is progressing. In probably as soon as 2 years from now, people will be able to generate all 12 novellas and adapt them to several hour long seasons with aging likeness of S1's cast, better effects and honestly probably better writing and direction.
>>217667507>>217667834She likes him.
>>217670180I have chosen to believe dunk's version that he was really knighted just before the old man died
>>217670652On June 21, 2026, the wait for The Winds of Winter will exceed the total time between the releases of A Game of Thrones and A Dance With Dragons. That's the day I officially give up.
Spoiler ahead.Baelor getting Maekar'd must be the funniest shit germ wrote
>>217670855Give up now. A Frankenstein Winds of Winter might get released after the fat man dies but thats about it.
>>217670861>bothers to say its spoilers>doesn't just put it in spoiler tagyou could have epicly owned people who autohover spoilers
Maario Naharis
>>217664734KEK
>>217670764kek, Andals and Ironborn tried to invade through the coasts many times and got rekt regardless
>>217670883Phoneposting and too dumb and cant be bothered to find out how the spoiler tags work
>>217667507>I must be autistic because I have no idea what this scene means.It has no meaning, it was written by HBO's talentless literal who screenwriters solely for the sake of creating non-book content.
>>217671095It’s easy to do when phone-posting. Write spoiler in brackets [] before the spoiler.
>>217670814AI is perfect for a remake of GoT which could closely follow the books and not be a pile of shit.
>>217669684
>>217670663>the Fiddler$10 says he'll be a flaming fag.
>>217671175 Thanks
I dont care much for targs, to be 100% honest
The others being just human babies which were experimented in by tree huggers is soo anti climatic to me
>>217671277
>>217664374The Blackfyres being a continuation of the Green vs Black conflict would be shit. If Baela died then Corlys wouldn’t switch sides. Rhaena having six daughters means most Reach houses have Targ blood.
>>217662393>>217662441they're supposed to be the same age, by the way.
>>217662977Rickon will continue the line with his Skagosi wife like Viserys II
>>217671378And black
>>217667731right? how did lyonel and dunk stand a chance against a strong black woman lol
I strongly dislike having to wait a week for one half hour episode. I am going to filter all GoT keywords until AKOTSK is finished. Also I hate every single one of you.
>>217671903Love you too anon.
>>217670731welcome to the future
....semoc eH
>>217671903>unironically wishing for batch release netflix slopkys, zoomer
>>217670351By being rich enough that you don't have to work to be something.
Cute and canon!
Kill retarded targ SHITS.Behead retarded targ SHITS.Quarter retarded targ SHITS.>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY HECKING DREAMERINOOO-ACK"-Retarded targ SHIT, seconds before being executed.
>>217672323Darklyn kingsguard nepotism is real
>>217671903that is why I am watching chinese dramas nowadays their average season is 40+episodes and they air 2 episodes each daycurrently this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJdCDtygr2A
>>217662065I'd taste her oyster and cockle her clam, if you catch my drift.
>>217672380who is bloody ben and why is he hyped? wiki says nothing worth hyping
>>217672448He's a Blackwood, so hype comes as part of the package. Brackenshits don't @ me, be fucked.
>>217670180>anon understand the meaning of the story
>>217672557you know the only reason I want winds of winter is to see someone slap the shit out of this edgelord
>>217664734This actually depressed me thanks
>>217672597Agreed. I want to see the Darkstarfags suicide when their husbando dies by being hung from a tree.
how do i unsubscribe from the bot spam
>without you i'm a silhouette
>>217672658Fanart was requested, so I'm dumping. Want me to stop?
>>217672670nah i thought it's an actual bot, you're good
>>217663873Does your dick work AnonIf not I wish your dick all the bestIf yes I wish your dick all the best too
>>217672685Cheers mate
>>217670731This. We have to go back.
>>217672607Why?
>>217670825I prefer t beleive that the most chivalrous knight in Westeros was never actually knighted.>>217671378He was kinda fruity in the book and perhaps in a gay relationship, so...
>>217670491Lyonel's actor was literally the perfect cast for him, did they mix their scripts up?
>>217671378>>217672779That's literally the subtext
>>217672374I need to make a Gregor outfit for my Warden in For Honor. the Kingsguard one goes so hard
>>217672922Why does he look like a jeet with constipation
>>217672878The question is, will they go the somewhat subtle route as in the book or will they make him an openly nonbinnary flamming faggot?
>>217672982A jeet with constipation is like a bird without wings.
>>217672922Robert grew a beard after the rebellion to hide his chinshe was clean shaved when he was still using that hammer
>>217673012maybe thats during the iron islands rebellion, you don't know
>>217662065I always thiught she was saying "Oysters, clams and cuckolds"
>>217672486>Robert wait I haven't told you about Aegon's dream -*ACK*
>>217672506>Nice prophecy, nerd, check THIS out.
>>217665101Kek
>>217674230
>>217673010poetry
>>217670578they missed most of the battles, let rhaenyra die, and then got beaten by the southerners in the Wot5K with the starks being overthrown
>>217672533daemon killed the blackwood lord
we're dying bros...
Conversation on 4chins has become better after drooling retards and bots have been filtered by the new captcha. Good job moot or who ever runs this shitposter
>>217674710>hey missed most of the battles>2K northern greybeards go south>both battles they fight are crushing victories with 10-1 K/D ratios, known as "the fishfeed" and "butcher's ball" for the level of annihilation they >final battle they kill Lord Hightower and take his ancestral sword, before Greens resort to burning the rest of the Northmen because they can't beat them in battlenice cope
was Torrhen Stark based or cringe?
>>217672660is this weird sexual tension meme just nonsense that fujos have made up or is it actually in the show?
what gross thing is the next episode going to open with?
>>217676076It may not have been intentional, but the delivery of the conversation between Davos and Aeron is suggestive that the two share a history, like they might have been friends as children before this encounter, which is why pic related looks so betrayed when the realization hits that they aren't just having a family squabble like might have happened in the past. It's blown up into something more and deadly. The sexual tension part is fujo goggles.
>>217676365Lord Ashford fucking a sheep
>George R.R. Martin reassures fans that his books will not end the same way as Game of Thrones
>>217676365a t*rg SHIT talking in a close up shot
>>217675985Starks are cringe regardless, but Torrhen was smart and bending the knee was the right move.
>>217674725That was the regent, Willem.
>>217676365Tanselle's extremely heavy period flow
>>217676457a woman period would really be surprising
>>217676365Someone falls into a latrine ditch
>>217670491This mf has a magnificent voice. I went to check on what else he has starred in but it's all British police slop
I NEED A BRONZE BITCH WIFE
>>217676997You need a Crakehall woman, anon; all Crakehall women are sluts.
>>217676997
>>217676412>George R.R. Martin reassures fans that his books will not end
>>217672704ty, it does not so I date girls with cute feet that love oral and that gets off being the person that can take care of me sexually, so it's still cool just different
>>217673003Hmmm
>>217677366
>>217677245can't have the same ending if the books have no ending at allsmart george
BLACKFYRE FUCKING SHITSDIE DIE DIE
>>217676365>what gross thing is the next episode going to open with?My guess is it will be 10mins of super zoomed in puking.
First for the one true King.
>>217672670>FanartIs all cartoony garbage, are there no talented artists anymore?
>>217678108I wonder if his possibly less repugnant cousin survived instead of him, what could’ve happened. War would take place immediately after an unpopular king blows up his family.
>>217676997>>217677130fun fact: she has runes on her armor because they are the sigil of house Runestone. The HBO costume designer apparently just used the first google image for "runes" as a model for the design because they are the exact same runes as the royalty free image on Wikipedia
>>217678447The West has fallen...
>>217672592what a pity we missed out on braphog lysa from the books
>>217670136as in a rumor that’s basically an open ‘secret’ but he refuses to formally admit. everyone is aware and has accepted it. I don’t know if they’re actually suited to finishing it, but who knows.
>>217672760we fell off so bad that are threads are comparable to ser arlan of penistree
>>217679576>are*our
>>217678064Egg Status?
>>217678064https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEcHv5gz5k0
>>217679837A tragic gone wrong dark magic blood ritual (which inadvertently produced Azor Ahai) is not really a powerful comeback Blackfyrebro I don’t know why you keep replying with it
>>217679915lmao look at you trying to rationalize and underplay the sheer fucking stupidity that was summerhall
>>217678064>dies in a little bonfireWho’s a real targ now?
>>217678108>tears off a mans headHonestly should’ve been king
>>217679979It was not stupid you’re just myopic
The tragedy of Summerhall? Reminder that Egg was going to sacrifice his unborn grandson in a sick blood magic ritual before Dunk put a stop to it. Dunk successfully managed to convince his old friend to not do it. Buuuut… “what, you hired us pyromancers for nothing? no, we’re fucking doing this”.Ensue the Benny Hill theme as everyone is tossing around a baby Rhaegar. (pretty sure he was born immediately after the fire but this is funnier to imagine).
>>217680260KEK
>>217680260Why are alchemists/pyromancers so unhinged in this universe
>>217680191You are cope-opic
Dark blood magic wizards vs random Essosi sellsword KWABs yeah I know my loyalties
kwab?
>>217680191>myopicsummerhall was kind of retarded
her bore the sword
>>217680364Magic in this world is le wacky silly evil child absurdist force. To successfully perform magic you have to be a wacky silly evil child abusing bastard.
Want to conjure a cool blue flame? First, you have to drug an orphan, chop off his balls and dick, then say “nigger”, and the blue flame will appear before you. Don’t know what happens next.
It would be funny if bran becomes king but he loses all his warg powers after the others are defeated so he really is just a cripple kid they elected and not some god king
>>217680548Bran becoming king is proof that “the magic goes away forever” probably isn’t going to happen.
>>217680511>>217680539The citadel are actually the good guys for wanting to end magic when you think about it
>>217678447>pay a art jew for "rune.png" or>download "rune.png" yourselfidk, im pretty sure i know what i'd do, and i'm pretty sure which option my boss also prefers.
>>217680481Not really, Targaryen legitimacy was at an all time low with Egg and nobody was adopting his pro-smallfolk reforms. He needed dragons. By Aerys reign you had Lords secretly plotting to depose him, the view of what the monarch represented had totally changed.
>>217680578Nah. Magic simply doesn’t favor them. They’re just pissy. They’d be chopping off kids balls too if they could do it.
Daemon: FOR MY WIFES SON AND KHALEESI! *kills self and nephew* Brynden: FOR BRANDON STARK! *kills most of his family*Aegon: FOR THE SMALLFOLK! *kills self and entire family*
>>217680604Not that guy, but Egg was doing just fine until his kids went full retard thanks to his hypocrisy. Nobody “needs” dragons, every royal dynasty on earth and in Westeros has managed without them.
i'd rather have the next 12 dunk & egg novellas instead of twow
>>217680614>blood sacrifice and random nukes are good actually No. Magic and its side effects is probably the reason Planetos is stuck technologically too.
>>217680846Magic is a sinister patron but it’s like being favoured by dubious aliens. Why not? Valyria could do it infrastructurally for thousands of years. Clearly there is a way for it to sponsor you.
>>217680926>Why notI think mating slave women to beasts and making them birth monsters for fun is bad
>>217680780No dynasty controlled the entirety of Westeros. No real-life dynasty’s legitimacy was based on conquest by dragons. Egg was already on shaky ground at the beginning of his reign, with all his family dying of sickness and various ailments which eroded Valyrian exceptionalism, and Egg being viewed as a half-peasant, and only becoming king via a Great Council. His children being stupid didn't help.
>Rumors of Genndy Tartakovsky developing animated spinoff of Game of Thrones.
>>217680945What if the women are consenting? Like that flayed woman in Elden Ring who willingly got impregnated by a giant snake.
>>217681156Too bad corlys sucks and is black
>>217680769Daemon B: FOR ME AND CAUSE FUCK DORNE! *kills self and sons
>>217680604no one was gonna depose Egg you loon, he was a retarded targ shit obsessesd with delusions of grandeur and dragons or if we are being charitable bloodraven was fuckign with his head, Summerhall was ten times more retarded than Redgrass
MAKE A NEW THREAD BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
>>217681391Where did I write Egg was going to be deposed you fucking retard? I’m talking about the authority of the crown, the fact that people were talking about deposing Aerys further shows the diminution of its authority.>Summerhall was ten times more retarded than RedgrassYou Blackfyrefags are starting to get annoying
>>217681293> Like that flayed woman in Elden Ring who willingly got impregnated by a giant snake.Wtf George
>>217681457>Where did I write Egg was going to be deposed you fucking retard?you are clearly implying he needed dragons because he was so unpopular, are you unfamiliar what happens to kings when they are unpopular and lose support and their authority is diminished?
>>217681480George's body horror stuff is kino
>>217681513>you are clearly implying he needed dragons because he was so unpopularNo, I’m writing that he needed dragons to push through his reforms because the crown lacked the authority to impose it’s will on its subjects, and the basis of Targaryen rule was uniquely tied to dragons and Valyrian exceptionalism, which means without it they are uniquely weak
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>>217681293You just put an idea in my head that Sara Targaryen willingly fucked some demon creature in Valyria and her condition was from her being Impregnated
>>217680509You bore the thread
