>You wanna have sex?
>>217669214>say yes>she unzips her top>sad pathetic tits flop out and look deflated“Uh, nvm. Let’s stay friends”
>Sorry,I am too scared to have sex
>well what do you have to say for yourself anon?
Do we have a minute?
>>217669214yes
>>217669214>I don't sleep with whores.
>>217669260more whores for the rest of us
>>217669253Why does Lucy virtue signal kiss Maximus, but then only fucks white guys?
>>217669292she tried to fuck maximus but he turned her down
>>217669214Wtf is wrong with her eyes
>>217669260>>I don't sleep with whores.>all women are whoresyou gay
>>217669308God designed her to trigger my eye fetish she was literally made for me
>>217669214Fomenting nightmares here
>>217669292maximus is a nigcel and that gives women the ickthe white dude is confident and exuded chad energy standing there naked
>>217669214> She looks like she fucks Black men.Why yes.
>>217669253I've seen many shows over the years where the first episode has the sex but beyond that first episode it happens naught
>>217669308Those are her best part.
>>217669308First ATJ, now this lady, what is going on with the ET ass genetics in women?
>>217669228FPBP
>>217669308small head.
>>217670972She looks like Pepe here
>>217669308She's Steve Buscemi's illegitimate daughter.
>>217669214like sexing an ashtray
>>217670972
Sure, but you'll have to walk me through it, I'm a virgin
>>217669214This was such an odd thing that came out of nowhere. I was convinced that they were being exposed to pheromones or something. Her suddenly asking for sex, him acting like a 10-year old.Then we see outside the room and a sign that says "test room" or something like that and I knew I guessed it right. The people in the vault are testing shit on them.But then it turned out that nothing like that happened. It was just really weird writing.
>both .jpg and png files ITTWhy?
>>217671407>smoking in 2026
>>217669214not particularly no
>>217669253>Heyy you the viewer! Wanna watch a show about a video game? Coolio, here's a black man's butt. What? You don't want that? What are you a racist or bigot or sonething? Oh and females are just throwing themselves at them now. It happens in real life! What do you mean that I mainstreamed the blacks cuckolding others cliche? It is a fact that happens in real life! Don't you watch porn?!?! Don't you use instagram and whatnot? Anyway, here's another scene of a black man's flaccid penis oh and here's the hard one.
>>217669214god imagine how bad her pussy and armpits smell after a long long sweaty day of scavenging in the hot wasteland fuuuc
>>217673774Why are men so disgusting?
>>217673965because we are disgusting pigs. literally the raw scent of a woman will get me hard it's normal
>>217673438I love her so much I want to marry her.
>>217673438it seems like every actor smokes
>>217673965testosterone
>>217673965YWNBAW
>>217669253She definitely fucked her cousin a lot before this
>>217671643>that came out of nowhereHalf the show is like that
>>217673984god the pheremones that a clean pussy emanates... it's unreal
Gamers are goyslaves and they deserve not only all their favorite gay little series (which they think are "deep" because again they're barely-sentient cattle) to be destroyed and made a mockery of, but all of their goy computer parts to cost more. They'll pay the premium anyways, because they can't help it.
>>217669214coal burners are gross
>>217669292You’re forgetting the bit where she’s been fucking her cousin since they were old enough, and it’s implied every hole was a goal.
>>217674467Hitler was a saint. Nazi Germany should have won against all the white cucks of the world.
>>217669214BIG FREAKY EYEBALLS
>>217673965I know you're just larping as woman, but I don't get why do many real women act like this in public when they like to deepthroat cock like a whore, and mock men for being virgins
The water chip/ canad*an overseer C plot have dragged the whole season down. Who gives a fuck whats happening in those vaults? The cast do an ok job but not good enough to make up for the screentime and I dont see how they can make it worthwile before the season ends.
>>217669214She's not white she's 1/4 jeetess and in-universe her dad bred a mutie. Enclave would wipe her out
>>217669240>spend entire series saying america bad>spend entire series pretending like like ncr are the main characters of fallout and the good guys>ncr is literally JUST America but without any of the culture or anything but the bureaucracy
plap plap plap
>>217669253Was this scene really necessary?
>>217669214No I have unfortunately seen your tits
>>217671407At least she doesn't have any tattoos.
>>217673438>2025 + 1>Doesn't smoke cigarettesAre you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?>b-but it kills youAnd? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?>it's addicting!!!It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel
>>217674713lol>pretending like likehow is her observation breaking minds like this? lmao
>>217674908It's ai autocorrect dude.
>>217669214I'd kiss this frog all over until she turns into a princess.
>>217674870You forgot stinky breath and it seeps into your clothes alerting everyone that you are addicted to cancer sticks with low discipline to control your vices.
>>217674467gamers are the lowest of the low and hollywood and the game studios know this, thats why they sell games that are a buggy mess and arent even finished yet, and these cretins still buy them at full price, so i dont blame the studios, if i could make a shitty unfinished product and still sell it to retards for 80 bucks i would too
>>217673965Why do women dislike that men like them? If men didn't like women they'd complain about that too. And if you wanna speak about disgusting, have you heard of the average female fetish?
>>217669240woke
>>217669228Are hers actually like that?Looks firm to me
>>217673641>black man's butt.the show is shit but you outed yourself as a fucking moron
bump!
>You wanna have se->My dick is already out of my pants her suit ripped off any my purple plum sized mushroom tip stretching her box
>>217669308She's Gowron's ancestor.
>>217669260having sex with whores is the most honest sex you can have. It's a transaction and both participants know it.
>>217670972the fuck
>>217669308thyroid disease makes eyes bulge out, I can't remember if it was over or underactive thyroid
>>217674937you're replying to an ancient finnish kopiopasta
>>217669292Stop being a race-obsessed freak who can only get his tiny pink clitty hard to BBC cuckold porn, lil' timmy.
>>217669214>no, just blowjobs
>>217674818...anon I have bad news for you
>>217669214Yeah, but keep your bra on. You're sexy, petite, have a perfect little tiny ass and have eyes for splatters but man your tits are abysmal
>>217669240This line broke NVfags kek
>>217669214Post more Ella.
>>217669214chicks with extremely low standards can't be trusted
>>217677806WRONG! If anything, they're the only ones who can be trusted, assuming they don't have any diseases and haven't hurt men in the past.They love men and they love sex. That's based.
>>217677879>assuming they don't have any diseases and haven't hurt men in the pastlollmao even
>>217669214Yes>roll credits>>217669240Using the word like that post-dates the Great War
>>217669228T. Virgin.
>>217674335smoking curbs the appetite.
>>217674870Based peat-gavel poster
>>217677950A virgin would actually be desperate enough to go for itYou clearly haven’t seen her horrendous teats
>>217669214>looks Hispanic from every angle>sounds Hispanic >everyone keeps calling her white
post it
>>217671407She’s a bong, they all smoke like chimneys.
>>217675973If only you knew how bad things really are
>>217678611AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>217669240Now THIS is a real test of your media literacy!
>>217678611Do you like my tits, anon?
>>217677049It's under but it doesn't do it that big. She had some kind of surgery.
>>217669343THIS
>>217678611>>217678671Once again, the zoomer model is a severe downgrade from the millennial one.
>>217674486they're called jews btw
>>217677461lmao todd the bosmer
>>217678671no. they're dreadful
>>217669308Innsmouth look
>>217678548Has Hispanic vocal fry and you say bong
>>217678800>zoomeranon she is 30
>>217678611Not reallyThey're very small
This board loves small tits one second, then hates them the next
>>2176796922027 is going to be a harsh year for many.
>>217680100Nobody loves saggy tits regardless of the size.
>>217669228>>217678611Ouch. Someone needs to install the CBBE mod on this bitch.
>>217680229>t. coomer that has never seen what a real woman looks like
>>217669253She was confused by his uncircumcised dick
>>217680720>unmutilated*ftfy
>>217678671Mine's bigger
>>217669214Like with my cock?
>>217680773you guys are so tiresome trying to make everyone feel shamed because they got circumcised when they were babies. get a life.
>>217678671>They're better than your tattoos, that's for sure.
>>217680878b-but... muh dik skin...
>>217680919Go protest about it
>>217680878No. I'm shaming the subhuman sadistic child rapist mothers and doctors who rape and mutilate their baby boys.
>>217671407zoomer fashion is so awful. Just like the 90s were a throwback to the 70s, it looks like the 20s are a throwback to the 80s. Just nothing likeable about it. And every last one will regret being photo'd in it and be embarrassed for it.
>>217669214>[Speech 21/25] Hell yeah>You mean use my cock?>Nah.
>>217680977Circumcised American here. What happens when you need to piss really bad? I assume you have to pull the foreskin back to get a full stream going.
>>217680997The zoomer mustache trend is the funniest thing to me.
>>217681002>You mean use my cock?I don't know why this made me burst out laughing.The way he says "my cock" lmao.
>>217681022>you have to pull your foreskin back when you pee, therefore your doctor should just cut it off when you're bornYou should cut off your eyelids too so you don't have to blink.
>>217681022>you have to pull the foreskin back to get a full stream goingYou do not have to, but if an uncircumcised man does not pull the foreskin back, the urine stream is more likely to lose laminar flow and break up into an irregular, spray-like pattern compared to circumcised men.
>>217669214>>217669228Shes one of the very few women id rather have give me oral than have sex with. Maybe keepr her clothes mostly on and cum in her bra with her bra still on. Anything to keep her top on.
>>217681104I’m anti-circumcision, but I was just asking because it’s one of the few benefits of being circumcised. I’d imagine it sucks pissing all over your hand when you’re drunk and trying to get the foreskin off.
>>217681002>>217681056He should've said "muh dik".
>>217678611damn, small and still saggythats like being bald but still having a tiny dick
>>217669214Alita battle angel sized eyeballs
This shit is so ass and the meme casting is out of control
>>217674659>care to make sex with me, saar?
>>217669253Wouldn't these vault dwellers be kind of inbred?
Ok ima help all you clueless virgins out how sex happens>Invite girl over for dinner>Watch a movie together>Make out alot>slowly rub different parts of her body>transition to foreplay>sexits that easy its literally in your dna
>>217681460You have a picture of Henry Cavill saved on your hard drive; you've never even smelled pussy in your life.
>>217681566Don't wash or change underwear for a couple days. Run your finger up the crease between your hip and taint.Sniff.There you go.
>>217681612fucking kek he wont get it
>>217677297Imagine giving her a facial after a nice BJ? You'd have a higher probability of getting it in her eyes than anyother girl
>>217669308Jeetnetics
>>217669228That's why sex is better with lights out
>>217681460I invited girl over for dinner but she said no. Do I still continue with the rest of the list by myself?
>>217681460>>Invite girl over for dinnerHUH?
>>217669214I guess, ya bug eyed bitch, you do have some curves I like.
>>217670972She looks like Laurie Metcalf so much here it's unreal
>>217682083so you gave her the excuse to come over and ride the shit out of you, and she declined...lol nigga you just a wallet to her
>>217682083Yes, but you'll have to rub your own body parts, or that of a neighbor.Bring a towel.
>>217682086>just be yourself bro works for me
>>217681612lmao wtfI'll be honest. I do this from time to time. I love the smell of my cock. The most erotic thing I've ever smelled in my life.
>>217682773Ok, I'll be even more honest. I like the smell of my buttcrack too.>inb4 gayI don't think I am.
>>217674737Sex scenes are never necessary. Fuck modern TV
>>217669214frog looking bitch
>>217682906Sex scenes are easy to implement because everyone can relate. Everyone has sex. Just like why there's so many "pointless" dinner scene, because everyone eats.
>>217683311>restaurant scene>character eating>plot happens >gets up and leaves>leaves food half eaten
>>217671407I miss smoking bros...
>>217682906dumb modern "conservative"
>>217669228why are yo gay
>>217680977No you're just obsessed with thinking of baby penises because you're a faggot pedophile.
>>217682086What's wrong with this guy's eyes? Odd-looking duck.
>>217684009Found the sadistic child rapist. You deserve to have your cunt skinned without anesthesia and shoved down your throat.
>>217669214>With who? Take that
>>217683358>breakfast scene>huge buffet laid out covering the entire table with eggs, fruit, bacon, biscuits>I gotta go I'm late>takes one bite of toast
>>217669228low test unironically
>>217670972I prefer her feet but her eyes are beautiful.
>>217669240>>217674713I have only played the Fallout games without NCR in it, but I don't get the general anti-NCR sentiment around here. If NCR is the closest you can get to a revival of the USA, isn't it unamerican to hate on it and shill for glorified raiders like the Legion?
>>217671407I did a woman dominated degree in college and they told me the reason they all smoke is to suppress their appetite and stay thin
>>217669214>>217669240>>217674713Glad I waited to see how this shit panned out before trying it. Not only does it suck, it also gave Bethesda a reason to crank out more bare minimum rehashed bullshit dlc to appeal to viewers.>>217681612The vulva has the same sweat glands as armpits. A ripe armpit plus some fish has always been what it smells like to me unless it's right out of the shower.>>217684009>if you think it's weird to cut babies weiners, you're weird>the people who actually do it are ok thooh say can you seeeeee....
Do you ever notice how a lot of British actresses have small breasts? Not all of them of course but the majority of the popular well known ones do.
>>217681159Damn I'm wired the opposite, mouth stuff is normally my limit and it takes a real absolute bombshell to make the thought of penetration not gross
>>217684555The two main problems are that the Legion is oversimplified in a negative light, while the NCR is oversimplified in an irrationally positive light. >If NCR is the closest you can get to a revival of the USA, isn't it unamerican to hate on it Look at how the USA ended in that universe. Why would anyone in their right mind want to recreate it? Rewinding the movie doesn't change the ending.
>>217674486he didn't though.
>>217684821Copypasta
>>217684665that's only slightly better than my thin ex, whom I soon learned was bulimic. seriously any thin girl you see is either smoking, vomiting up her dinner, or doing something else weird. very few of them are doing it the natural way which is because it's difficult.
>>217678611>>217678671Would
>>217681002If anything it was her who failed the speech check since he refused, and she asked in such a dumb straightforward way instead of seducing him first.
>>217669253>fully naked man but women completely clothed sex sceneThis is just awful woke safe horny garbage
>>217669214FIX YOUR FUCKING EYES FIRST
>>217669240>problomaticsigh
>>217674518It's the "looking good Susan" meme
>>217681460sounds cringe no thanks
>>217678671She seriously should should consider a tit job. Don't have to be huge but sort that shit out. It's just tragic and sad and a huge turn off. Lost count amount of times younger girls with sad pancake titties killed my boner
>>217669292true to reality
>>217684407Being desperate isn’t a sign of high t Also that’s a misuse of the meme, you’re only supposed to say that when the bitch is fat. Not wire thin and with withered tiddies despite being under 30
>>217669214
>>217669308half a jeet
>>217689046I knew a half jeet in school and she did not have bugged out eyes like that, she looked mostly white but was clearly not if that makes sense All the other full jeets at school talked so much shit about her being “off” lol
>>217669214Sorry it would feel like boning pepe and friends don't do that
>>217669214What’s the point of living when I’ll never have a cute bugfu?
>>217669228>sad pathetic tits flop outDon't care. I am fucking her feet.....
>>217686325I’ve noticed a lot of modern media has more male nudity than female nudity
>>217689147>No ass tooShe's really cursed, feet won't save her
>>217669240weird thing to say about your tits, but okay
>>217669214I'm a mid 30s year virgin. I'd say no to that face.
>>217674713>we want american but without republicans and chudsmake sense
>>217678611why would you wear that thing with those boobs holy jeez
>>217669214Thought this was an Emma Dumont thread. How many ayys are there in Hollywood? Can someone rank them with pictures. For scientific reasons.
>>217684555> general anti-NCR sentiment around hereThe NCR is pretty incompetent in New Vegas, they fuck up all the time (see: unleashing the powder gangers, failing to protect Nipton and Nelson from getting massacred, etc) and the game portrays how corrupt it can be with Heck Gunderson the brahman baron threatening to starve all of Vegas because his idiot son got eaten by cannibals.
>>217681104You don't pull the skin back to urinate. You hold it, it balloons up sort of, cleaning inside and allowing you to aim.The skin slides up and down so you don't need lube. Anyone cut has a non-functional cock that will never know what sex feels like.
>>217684665Women get fat because they are supposed to have a baby absorbing those nutrients.
>>217689150Same misandryst logic as men can't be raped. A flacid penis 'isn't sexual' but labia are.
>>217689877The uncircumcised will never experience the joys of making a pipi balloon.
>>217671407seeing a woman smoke will show how feminine she is. its a good test for how she would act alone with you chilling out.
>>217675973If only there was a way to search pictures of people, even nude pictures of people, to confirm what other people say is true or not...But alas...Perhaps there will be tools as such in a very distant future?
>>217690260the uncircumcised will never experience the joys of having a gf who is fascinated by inflating your pipi balloon with her mouth, sometimes for a whole half hour at a time
the obvious answer to any woman asking for sex is no unless its someone you fell in love with
>>217684725british actresses are more likely to come from the upper classes than american actresses and upper class women tend to have smaller, refined breasts
>>217690417*followed by squeezing air out of your pipi balloon to make a foreskin fart that is wonderfully ticklish, forgot that part
>>217669214I'm allergic to coal so I have to pass
>>217673965Napoleon told his wife not to wash before he came home cause he wanted that coochie ripe
>>217690733>Ella Purnell will never stare wide-eyed at your pipi balloon.Why even live
>>217690661Wouldn't rich girls be bustier as they had better diets and whatnot?
>>217669253God I hate this fucking show.
Implants and a gym membership would make her a goddess.
>>217689828>>217684816All nations come to an end. It's still unpatriotic to shit on your own culture, especially if it's the greatest nation on Earth.
>>217684725Have you seen British men? Low value women (aka titlets) are the best they can manage
>>217683311It's never interesting though. It's just moaning and humping. Those aren't the interesting relatable parts of sex, at least not in any meaningful senseEven toilet scenes tend to convey some sort of message other than "he do poo in the loo"
>>217669214gib frog GF now
>>217681180Circumcision causes meatal stenosis (narrowing of the urethra) which leads to uneven streams and discomfort. Uncut wins again.
>>217693159The US is reaching it's final form, an insane asylum casino scam amusement park whorehouse. All the incoherent, contradictory premises are coming to a head. The very guys who fought the Revolutionary War were fucked out of what they were guaranteed, for fucks sake.
>>217690425What are you gay? A misogynist? Don't you know the right thing is to help women do what is ultimately bad for them? You're supposed to prioritize dopamine hits, that's the highest goal of all life. >>217689828Weren't there also several pointless atrocities?
>>217669214no
>>217669308They aren't looking at my pp.
>>217693926it's almost as if nature knows best after all
>>217684816>>217684555Because the NCR is a lot more like Republican Rome than the weirdo larpers ever were. The big difference is that they openly did away with regulations restraining big wigs from concentrating wealth and power. They did it legally and then also used extralegal means to achieve the same goal. They also have something of the attitude of the USA government, believing themselves the 'only superpower' and therefore invincible and inevitable. It doesn't help that JSawyer and others were fanboying it up over their pet fictional civilization and so wrote everything to bend to the way of "obviously" choosing the NCR.Its all the corruption and bullshit of Late Republican Rome and the attitude of Post Cold War America. Without the ability to really back it up. Either against ANY sustained foreign adversary and even its own population. They don't have many vertibirds, they damned sure dont have armored vehicles rolling around, so at the end of the day, its infantry vs infantry. And the NCR is a collection of city-states with some rural settlements. If you really pay attention, its already unstable and needs something like the Mojave, Hoover Dam, and Caesars Legion to focus attention and keep some outside pressure.The NCR ceasing to exist the moment Shady Sands is gone is the only thing the show really got right.
>>217689828>they fuck up all the time (see: unleashing the powder gangers,thats clearly planned. Which just makes the NCR look even worse.
>>217669214This is the best girl in the show btw. Literal beauty
>>217693533You clearly dont know anything about England. The small titty women are the high class ones. Its the poor council estate ones who have big boobs.
>>217669214With other people? Absolutely not.
>>217695389>It doesn't help that JSawyer and others were fanboying it up over their pet fictional civilization and so wrote everything to bend to the way of "obviously" choosing the NCR.This is exactly what the problem is, and it's same thing Benioff and Weiss did with Danaerys and Stannis in Game of Thrones. They sanitized her and villainized him, and interesting stuff about both of the characters were lost in the process compared to the books. These people are just writing big budget self serving fanfic at the end of the day.>>217696266Amerilard here, I see this too. Low class areas have more titcows, higher class areas have more small to medium breasted women, and they're usually not as fat. Look up R selection and K selection. That might explain some of it.
>>217689147tattoos should be illegal
>>217696484>Danaerys and Stannis in Game of Thrones. They sanitized her and villainized him,Meh. Stannis wasn't done dirty until the very end, while Dany....honestly? Why wouldn't she burn King's Landing down? In fact, why wouldn't her conquest be less a few displays of power to acquire fealty and more burn it all down and savage the land to pieces? Similar as what Tywin did, but applied to the entire continent south of the Neck. Once you learn the history of the Targaryen dynasty, its hard to have a different opinion. The Targaryen were amazingly lenient and fair rulers, and got murdered and sabotaged for it. She really has no reason to return to Westeros at all, the greatest twist would have been her having Varys and Tyrion (and Marwyn if he makes it to her in the books) executed and establishing her empire in Essos. Its Viserys that wanted to return. Dany only gave a shit when someone forced her to. And besides, Valyrians are an Essosi people.
Had a dream that I was dating and having sex with Dua Lipa. And then I woke up.
