Ryan Gosling as AnonJesse Einseberg as Moot aka Luggage LadSeth Rogen as LowtaxAndrew Garfield as WT SnacksPaul Dano as AkemiSophie Thatcher as NyannersSydney Sweeney as Zoe QuinnZendaya as Anita SarkeesianAdam Sandler as Jeffrey EpsteinThoughts?
Also:Timothée Chalamet as Barneyfag
Rend Chief Niggerhands is uncastable
>>217689905Who plays the janny? Conan O'Brien?
>>217690905That be Paul Dano
>>217690905Maybe Andy Richter would be more appropriate
schizos were right, /pol/ ruined the site, and it was done on purpose at the behest of foriegn policy. Moot literally sold us out to israel
>>217690940Was making antisemitism borderline mainstream part of the plan?
>>217689905If only Anthony Bourdain was still alive. He would be a perfect Jefrey Epstein.
>>217690940lol you're new and everyone that keeps posting this as some sort of gotcha keeps outing themselves tooyou won't be able to cry 2016 anymore
>>217691009>have a Russian prostitute with an STD. have two
>>217689905>Ryan Gosling as Anon
>>217689905Jack Black should play Epstein
>>217690922Tarantino wished he had him in Django
Kal Penn as Rape ApeJimmy Kimmel as Baskin fag
>halfway through the movie and moot spergs out so much he commits /pol/ harbour after being called a cuck so much
Come to think of it isn’t it a little odd that Moot made 4chan because SA banned cartoon CP but then, some time later, he banned the anime CP board like he had some problem with it? As in didn’t he grandstand about it a little bit? Like he wasn’t a grade-A pervert himself? I suppose it’s possible he had some kind of moral awakening but was he ever even asked to answer to this by anyone? Gratifying to know, at least, that all the cunnyposting freaks on this board will be subject to blackmail from the highest levels if they ever become even marginally successful or important. I hope it was worth it. You belong to the state of Israel until you kill yourself!
>>217690982Its the same play they did with twitter. Let righties smear shit on the wall while pushing the narrative that israel is the only alternative to 'antisemitism'.
>>217691049>run mooty run the feds gonna get you
>>217690905Emma Stone as BoxxyKristen Stewart as Jessi SlaughterRobert Pattinson as SwaglordTim Curry as HotwheelsHiroyuki Sanada as HiroYura Borisov as Sharty adminJohnny Depp as Trevor MooreDaniel Day-Lewis as Terry Davis
>>217691147who plays gookmoot in all this?
>>217691188Takeshi Kitano
>>217691188Hideo Kojima
>>217691206correcthttps://streamable.com/euhoya
>>217691218also correct
Oprah was right in the end.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7liYfhRgXGk
>>217690982Yes. They are preparing another holocaust. (they do these on purpose)t. schizo
>>217691180>Tim Curry as HotwheelsJonah Hill as Mark MannSong Kang-ho as Ron WatkinsJohn Goodman as Jim WatkinsRobert Patinson as Josh Moon
>>217691251>17 years ago
>>217691009He really would be.
with special guest stars ken-sama, richard mongler as grinman and josef fritzl as pedobear
>>217691288
Michael Chiklis as Anthony Fantano
>>217689905Literally how would this movie play out?>I made 4chan but didn't really like anime all that much>bunch of anime nerds joined my website because I based it on 2ch source code>credits roll
>>217689905>Moot being pals with Epsteinwhat a small fucked up world...
>>217691387Could easily make it into three or four films>Part 1 - break away from SA, early memes, climax with the Fox news report and Chanology>Part 2 - 4chan is known, memes continue to generate, moot becomes a public figure, climaxes with the fappening and GG>Part 3 - Censorship of GG leads to massive exodus, all the while 4chan becomes public enemy no. 1 because of /pol/, climaxes with Trump and moot selling to Hiro>Part 4 - 4chan continues to get shittier but hangs on, continued to be blamed for Orange Man's antics and being le racism site, climax could be either the Christchuch shooting that knocks out 8ch, Covid causing a massive spike in users, or the sharty hack
>>217689905Not a single troon for 4chan mubi? I need it cutting to NickR raging with a stabby knife as periodic punchline.
>>217691387it should be a slice of life biopic about peak 4chan circa late 2000s. something with fox news, project chanology, habbo raids and moot being elected on time magazine
>>217691464>Moot walks off into sunset>Jumps up in air>Freeze framehttps://youtu.be/CdqoNKCCt7A?t=55
>>217690940hahahahahah /pol/trannies will never ever recover from this
Epstein was a BBC and tranny spammer on /gif/
>>217689905Who plays Hiro?
so chuds how does it feel to know that your entire ideology is a literal jewish psyop?
Tom Hardy as Big Guy
>>217691188Idris Elba
For every OBAA thread you derailed 100 white children were raped by the president
>>217691851Then why is it still going onnif Epstein killed himself?
brb soup
WT Snacks looks a lot like Robin Lord Taylor.
>>217690905Eric Roberts, he does it for free
Do people actually 100% believe in these? I don't completely doubt them, but it could easily be misinformation to further some kind of agenda. The way they reveal these seems very planned.
>>217692168Terrible. I'm becoming trans and I will start liking nu- Star Trek now as penance.
reminder that ghislaine maxwell was a high ranking reddit mod. All the culture war slop is literally a psyop to control dissent.
>>217690940This only works if you forget that several boards preceded /pol/ just with different names
Who will play me?
>>217693026Imagine having a G-Max wife hahaha...
>>217693208>moot hates /news/ and shuts it down>meets Epstein a year later>brings back /new/ a day after meeting him as /pol/>/pol/ goes on to have material political influence in following decade
>>217693026reddit is managed by literal glowie
>>217690940>>217693208The person who originally posted this is a twitter tranny who complains about Trump and ICE regularly. A 2016 newfag who pivoted to being a lefty in 2017/18 when it became fashionable. Of course xe wouldn't know about fucking /new/.
>>217689905Add Awkwafina as Cracky Chan and you've just sold a ticket!
>>217693208>this only works on people who have no actual knowledge about the topicyeah, no shit
>>217693208moot killed /new/ because it was a supposed to be a containment board would keep the politics off of other boards. It made the problem worse and he deleted it. There was never a reason given for it returning. Epstein being behind /pol/ coming back and moot running away to japan all make sense now
>>217691180>Jessi SlaughterWhatever happened there
a class war is taking place and the establishment wants to direct your attention to a manufactured "culture war" and the blackmailed/financed talking-heads provided to youaka faggots for the establishment, curated and astroturfed so faggots in the pocket of the state can manufacture and steer narratives amidst bot legionsforced immigration to keep their debt slave system functional while funding the other hand to demonize and misdirect contempt(*a pretext to erode civil liberties)so focus on the gossip, hysterics and the finger pointing while their paymasters loot the nation and poison the air supply so (You) can own nothing and be happy
>>217690940I stand with Israel tho
>>217691251Now I’m started to wonder how much of the early raids/hacking was from Feds (either in training or some special 3rd “unofficial” group or whatever the fuck) vs anons. The answer is probably somewhere in the middle to be honest.
>>217689905>Jesse Einseberg as Mootno, Pattinson as Moot. The rest of your cast is gay too.
>>217689905>Sydney Sweeney as Zoe QuinnToo attractive we need a repulsive ugly woman who the journalists like
>>217693208You’re wrong. It never made sense that moot brought back a board he hated that hated him and it made little sense Google would hire him. With Jeffrey Epstein pulling the strings, things add up a bit more.
Pedro Pascal as meximoot.
>>217693746>meximootfucking lmao i just about remember that
>>217693746You’ve been here too long.
