Just Trying to Get to the Beach EditionPreviously on /trek/: >>217718264
star trek sex with shran
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Gul Dukat did nothing wrong.
>>217726642CARDASSIACARDASSIACARDASSIAAAAAAA
He's smooth as ocho rios sand
>>217726642Had a bit of ridge fever tho
>>217726642bajoran girls FTW!
>>217727664It's a shame that one is fake
In Star Trek love is recognized as a simple chemical response to stimuli. People simply have their stimulants counteract the effects of the chemicals released by their bodies. Love is a liability. Reproduction is simply organized and performed by the federation selecting complementary genetics to combine and grow in artificial wombs
>>217727871In Star Trek, true love is recognized as a male human mating with a Caitian or Ferasan, and is the most sacred of acts.
>>217726642I don't understand folks who say: 'Dukat did nothing wrong'. Ummm, like. Have you watched the show? His behaviour towards Bajorians, in particular Bajorian women, was v problematic. And wrong
>>217726642Sure. Up until he sold Cardassia to the Founders and became a Dominion puppet.
>>217728317How did Jake score with this bimbo?
>>217728045In trek sex will only be allowed in holodecks or with masturbation machines. It is a simple diversion much like exercise. It will be hammered out of intelligent species through genetic modifications in due time. The government will handle reproduction much better than individuals.
>>217728659He's the station commander's son.
>>217728659Banging the son of the Emissary has to to be the goal of a lot of Bajorian broads. Or more pragmatically, as a Dabo girl with a shitty boss. Banging the son of the dude who bosses your boss around can't hurt.
Žiga Šeško, distant relative of footballer Benjamin Šeško, won the boys' Australian Open
>>217728659gave her some of the spicy hasperat
>>217728692You don't see this onscreen much because it happens mostly on the core planets, but most human children are sired by a relatively small number of "bulls" who form a self-contained caste within Federation society and each serve as a sort of male "hive queen" by mating with and impregnating women in large numbers. For example both Kirk and Riker are members of the bull caste, as is Wesley's obviously absentee father.Men who mate out-of-caste are generally shunned and sidelined, especially within such a respectable organization as Starfleet; for example, Sisko's fathering of Jake was ultimately responsible for his transfer to the outermost periphery of Federation space. And we all know about the travails O'Brien faced after entering wedlock with a female. On the other hand repressed and obedient volcels such as Picard are quickly promoted to the upper echelons of Starfleet---as long as there is always a Bull handler present (in his case Riker).
>>217728659nigga got that jumja stick
>>217726467Star Trek Sex with Vulcan WomenStar Trek Sex with Orion WomenStar Trek Sex with Romulan WomenStar Trek Sex with Klingon WomenStar Trek Sex with Andorian WomenStar Trek Sex with Q WomenStar Trek Sex with Ferengi WomenStar Trek Sex with Borg WomenStar Trek Sex with Cardassian WomenStar Trek Sex with Bajoran WomenStar Trek Sex with Trill WomenStar Trek Sex with Vorta WomenStar Trek Sex with Changeling WomenStar Trek Sex with Ocampan WomenStar Trek Sex with Vidiian WomenStar Trek Sex with Suliban WomenStar Trek Sex with Xindi Women (Primates, Arboreals, Reptilians, Insectoids, AND Aquatics)Do I make myself clear???
>>217729174Also Star Trek Sex with Talaxian Women
>>217729174Star Trek Sex with Jem'Hadar Women
>>217729174Star Trek Sex with J'naii Women
>>217728692>doesn't know about the genetic engineering banBegone, charlatan.
>>217729174>Star Trek Sex with Klingon WomenKlingin women really love those outfits with breast windows
>>217729174What about... Star Trek Sex with Gorn Women?
>>217729448I know the um actually critique is that it is impractical to wear armour that has a big gap right in the middle of the chest. And that it's just male gazey fan-service. And that is clearly correct. But, I do really like it. It's cool. And I like to look at it. And I'm glad they did it
>>217729517I like the thought that Klingon women thirst for battle so much they added an intentional vulnerability to up the stakes.
>>217729517It's not really armor. I don't think Klingons are the 'armor' type really. It's some gay pussy shit and well, a disruptor is going to vape you anyway.
>>217729174>Primates, Arboreals, Reptilians, Insectoids, AND Aquatics
Sex with Prophet women.
Dirty unprotected buttsex with Troi
>>217729174>Star Trek Sex with Ocampan WomanSHE WAS ONLY FOUR YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
how the fuck this guy get into starfleet
Association of physical copulation is just a chud strategy to degrade and destroy trek because the chuds are made that nutrek has black people and women as focal points now. Trek rises above rutting and bodily fluids and represents so much more than such simple animal desires.
>>217729640>how did a literal genius who's a bit awkward get assigned to work in the genius holes of tbr ship where interacting with other crewmembers is incredibly rareAlso he probably had the Academy counselor holding his hand. And they probably banned holodecks on campus outside of training modules.
>balls so deep you hit the slug
>>217729688I'd be on her like a barrel on Worf.
>>217726573>BLURRHHGK Ok what did I just- >BLUEURRRRRERGGHHHKKK oh god it's->BLURRRRRGHHHHKK *COUGHS* BLUURREHRHHHAAAAHKK *COUGH*
>>217729688Still would (after ripping the slug out)
>>217729640>how the fuck this guy get into starfleethe's smart. like Enterprise-Level smarthe might be socially awkward, but when you need something done, he gets it doneI always felt like they missed an opportunity to do a whole A-Team reunion with the 3 other guys guest starring in some kind of fun episode. at least one or two of them. seeing Mr. T as a Klingon would have been legendary
I think eventually genetic modifications would change everything in the federation. But it would take a while... I think with the medtech we have seen we would certainly see most people in the federation become nullos. I think humans inherently (though not always) gravitate to either masc or fem so people would keep their general sex characteristics. Again given enough time genetic modification would create a beautiful, clean unisex population. Treks vision of the future is hopeful, the path to that future may leave us bruised and battered but always, always a little closer to that brighter future and I think humans (normal) > humans (artificial wombs) > humans (sexual impulse chemical limited) > humans (nullo) > humans (genetically unisex between masc and fem) > humans (completely unisex)I don't know how the other beings would feel but I think Vulcans would go hand in hand to this clean and peaceful future and I think if you play this out far enough they'd likely become borglike
>>217729818They fly around in a shuttlepod with this paint job
>>217729888Um, did you watch any Star Trek?maybe it was luck, coincidence, or maybe they were purposefully light-years ahead of the debate, but the original series squished the whole debate about genetic engineering, as very dangerous. very very dangerous. so dangerous that we dare not do it ever again
Imagine a fully realized trek future. It would be so clean and so peaceful. You could dedicate your life to your craft. I would be a civil servant ensuring the gears of a star spanning government turn smoothly and uncreasingly. Body hair would be gone, stink would be gone, so would anger. Sure it would take a while to get there but artists would be appreciated along the way and people would aspire to great things (for them). People would be happy having their role as defined by and for them. Of course it would take a long time to get there and their would be awful things along the way but it would be better than today. Imagine elimination of germs! That alone would make things so clean compared to today. Eventually nanobots would come along and even mechanical organs. So much could be done and I wish more people shared in the hope and joy of a trek future. That's why it sucks everyone just watches the old stuff. There is so much more to do and unpack. It's literally a blueprint for us but we need to actually progress to see that happen and that involves new stories that need to be loved.
>>217726467Kurtzman's production company has an iron grip on NuTrek and the new owners of Paramount are contractually obligated to make ST Academy even though they know its shit and has no ratings. They even have to put out a shortened Season 2. That is how much Kurtzman has an iron grip on the franchise.But the good news is that after all of that is finished all bets are off and the rights revert back to Paramount. They are already angling to get rid of him but its complicated because he owns everything related to NuTrek.So if they cut bait completely everything from NuTrek has to either be retconned or ignored. If they put anything in from NuTrek they have to pay him and he will technically still have his claws involved and they won't be 100% free of him.
>>217730075Good, we want total recons.
>>217729964>>217729888If genetic modification ever becomes a thing the woke mob will be involved and whichever way the wind blows the woke mob will enforce it as a moral imperative. They will either insist that everybody be genetically modified or if the dice rolls the other way they will insist that genetic modification is worthy of being spurned from society. There is no way to be sure except for the fact that the woke crowd will be fanatical about it.
>>217729964No one cares about TOS anymore. Not anyone that's making nutrek. Thank god for that, it's time we realize a future that includes the science and realities of today. Put down your VHS tapes and come join us in shaping the next generation of Trek
Listen all I'm saying is that Pakled refugees have a right to live on Federation planets.
>>217730158>No one cares about TOS anymoreThis is flat out false. All SNW does is reference TOS and try to make some kind of zoomer tier meme out of whatever it is they are referencing for that episode.
>>217730211It references OTS for no other reason than to prove it is "real Star Trek". It's part of its skinsuit routine.
>>217730301True.
>>217727871>rick and morty gayi post
>>217729448>>217729517It's ventilation
>>217729174>Borg women.Isn't that just an All of the Above option?
>>217727871Khan 2: Eugenics War 2 Buggalloo when?
>>217729253NuTrek Bitches Leave!
>>217729253>Jem'Hadar WomenNo such thing.
>>217730075Which manchild chud youtuber did you 'learn' all this info from lol?SA is bad. Obviously. But, DISCO and PIC were very bad as well. And Kurtzman's contract has ending a couple of times. And Paramount has renewed it each time. Paying him tens of mill each time. Why are they now so unhappy with him and his work. He is the same as he's always been. And they liked him then.
lucky bugger
>>217731048>half-Bajoran, half-Ferengi offspringImagine the victim complex.
I hate Dax. Useless whore with no sex appeal
>>217731117steady on.
>>217731117But enough about your mother
Now the crinkle nose? She's CUTE!
You helped this happen.
>>217731117wife appeal
>>217731255Uhh how
>>217731255gayiden faag prototype
You know that I did not do those things for months. I did not allow a single bomb to be dropped in the city of Paris. Before we attacked Warsaw, I called for surrender five times, I was always refused. I asked that at least the women and children be sent out. Not even the officer bearing the flag of truce was received. Everything was refused, and only then did I decide to do what is permitted by every law of war.When the English started to drop their bombs, I waited three and a half months and did nothing. At that time there were many who said: "Why don't we answer them? Why isn't . . . ? We were already strong enough to do it. I waited, thinking simply that perhaps they would still come to their senses.
>>217731354Imagine pumping her up with cum and having multiple children with her
>>217731751He never said this
>>217731829it was in the directors cut
>>217731966When does he show up on the station? So far hes only appeared in a flashback and to apologize for keeping bajoran pows in camps.
>>217732322what are you talking about? what episode are you on?
>>217732039In that Picard writer's room pic. Between them, they have: an Oscar for Best Adapted Screenplay, a Golden Globe Award for Best Screenplay, a Pulitzer Prize for Fiction and a Hugo Award for Best Novel. Incredible talent assembled.
>>217732364Season two. O brian turned out to be a robot
>>217732377oh ok, soon there is a two parter coming up dukat is a big player in it as for when he actually is back on the station well that would be spoilers wouldn't it, suffice to say his role get bigger and bigger as the show goes on
>>217732411This is like that time I got tricked into watching Doctor Who for the scottish ginger girl and it turned out shes in season five
>>217731067
>>217732377Wait for the 'sode: 'Civil Defence'.
>>217732438you will be getting plenty of dukat don't worry you've barely started the show
>>217732496>>217732449Good. I need bajorans to suffer
>>217729174and yet, there is barely any porn of star trek compared to star wars
>>217729174>Vidiian the fuck is wrong with you?
>>217730075>>217730109>>217730841Kurtzman has contributed zero good characters, plots, aliens, or ideas to Star Trek.His contributions are either stupid, like the supernova that destroyed the Romulan Empire and turned the Romulans into refugees, which he later self plagiarized by destroying the Klingon Empire and turning Klingons into refugees, or stupid and plagiarized. The Burn is copied from the Destroy ending of Mass Effect, which removes FTL technology, and from the Age of Strife in Warhammer 40K, where intense warp storms prevent FTL travel.
>>217731255>let's just give black man pig make upWhat did they mean by this
>>217732576No fap. When men no fap, they sometimes fap on disgusting things, leading to massive post fap regret
>>217732438You could've skipped straight to fifth for that. There's a bit of over-arching narrative. But you'd pick up most of it just through context. And a new doctor started in a new season, fairly self-contained. Starting at season one of the reboot isn't that bad though.
>>217732576
>>217730142They already did
>>217730158I like TOS and nutrek is awful >tardigrade network? Like why >civilisation that practices eugenics but somehow full of gay officials Confusing dude.You can't make any of it make sense. I never used to ask questions about this sort of shit while watching oldtrek, because 90% of the time they wouldn't bother their own audience for the sake of envelope pushing. The only time I even had to suspend my disbelief was with insaneway constantly trying to suicide her entire ship but at least it was funny.You people don't understand what makes something entertaining.If it requires too much suspension of disbelief in addition to being novel in set, setting, and subject, then the whole thing falls apart.Imagine this for example, >planet full of gays Ok>they are because there are no women left but still have the ability to be sexually stimulated and as such they all went full prison inmate but at this point have technology to produce male only children Sure, I'd have some questions and not be a huge fan but there is consistency so I could accept it at bare minimum. Now>Same story>Every man is gay but there are women>The men and women both can respond to sexual stimuli >The men make their own children in a lab and won't touch the women Weird. There must be some bizarre explanation for this, the captain will send an away team>turns out they all just have like, big feelings about penises and don't like icky space vagoo >The women also hate the men and refuse to bear children because of mild differences of opinion Captain we're leaving- but what was- no we're just leaving don't even worry about it Nutrek is the latter. Inconsistent, tries to be relatable through nostalgia pandering instead of solid plot lines, shits on its predecessors (disrespectful and full of hate), has weird lazy make-up and all the characters are zesty as all hell. It's like watching someone rip a bandaid off of their pimpled anus and put it on you. It is indigestible.
>>217732371too bad they didn't have some actual talent instead of a few metal sculptures and pieces of paper
>>217732597ENT's tellarite makeup is underrated desu
>>217733269>tardigrade network?>Like whyI know exactly why. I used to listed to Radiolab. And there is this episode: 'From Tree to Shining Tree'. From 2016. I listed to it then and remember liking it. All about the huge underground mycelial networks in forests. And I also know that around this time that tardigrades were popular. They were getting studied a lot. Blasted into space and surviving. Frozen for decades and surviving. Their evolution was thought to be really weird, scientists said they had absorbed some of their DNA from different species (which I don't think is considered true anymore). These were all being reported on.So, what happened. The DISCO writer's room was assembled. None of these writers had any idea what to do. So they thought 'Star Trek is sci-fi, let's find science ideas'. And they quickly plucked these two pop-science things because they were viral on some 'fuck yeah science!' type website right at that moment. Mashed them together. And tried to build a plot around it.
>>217733554Yeah, it's just lazy dude. I get it. I used to grow different types of mushrooms and mycelium is interesting and responds to external stimuli and all kinds of cool shit but is it a hyperspace tunnel? No.Are obese bacteria with assmouths going to be massless at the size of a room? Probably not.
>>217733554don't forget the panspermia theory that life originated from... asteroids carrying bacteria... or something... which doesn't actually answer where it came from, just that it was spread on space rocksso I guess the writers thought these asteroids were leaving mushroom fart clouds in their wake, and that the magic mushroom drive was jumping along all these interdimensional spore trails, because... vibes
>>217733766As world-building in some sci-fi story. It's honestly a nice enough idea. Could be a neat concept for space travel in some pulpy sci-fi novel. Riding the bacterial chemtrails of asteroids. But, ramming it into a 60-year-old established franchise. Their world has already been built. And that's not in it.
>>217733855Do you read /lit/ too or just pulp?
>>217733855Also. Why do you. Type like. This?
Imagine. Typing. Like how. Kirk talks.
>>217734058I talk like him. Women love it.
>>217734017I really don't read sci-fi pulp at all. I did read The Forever War a month ago. I liked it. And, I WANT to like sci-fi novels more than actually do. But, usually I get a couple chapters in and it's just annoying. A retarded idea that's poorly written.
>>217734037I dunno.
>>217734128Then why do you enjoy star trek so much?
>>217734128>planet middle finger
>>217734182That's why I want to get into sci-fi novels. Because I like Star Trek. I like the ideas. But, I just don't think I've found the right entry point yet. Like, maybe if I found an author or a subgenre that I enjoy. And got into that vein, could be it. I liked Man in the High Castle. So, I think I'll try some Philip K. Dick next time I feel like sci-fi.
>>217734272isn't man in the high castle part of a nazi book series?
Why did STD re-retcon their own Klingons like who does that
>>217734422The backlash was pretty bad. I'm amazed viewers cared enough to react to be honest.
how long do you think it will take for the tourists to get bored and fuck off?
>>217734287Yes, it's an alt-future where where Nazis won. Not a series, just one novel. I've only read one other 'alt-future where where Nazis won' novel. Fatherland by Robert Harris. I liked the plot of Fatherland more. Because it's a hardboiled noir about a German police detective slowly uncovering what Germany did to folks in the '40s. Which had been kept secret. But, Man in the High castle is better. A bit more plotless, but good character studies.And, Rutger Hauer was in the TV movie of Fatherland. He was also in Bladerunner. Which was an adaptation of Phillip K Dick's novel. So, I think I'll read that next. Because it's a sci-fi with a hardboiled detective.
>>217734272Iain M Banks has the culture series. Start with Use of Weapons. Ursula le Guin does a lot of good stories. Honestly for me my favorite entry point is The Word For World Is Forest. Lem is a ponderous read. I like His Master's Voice as a starting point. Peter Watts, start with Blindsight.China Mieville, start with Embassytown. The City & The City isn't scifi but it's a great read. But of course the greatest sci-fi novel of all time is picrel.
>>217734457They'll hang around for a few weeks after the first season of SA is done, then leave. They'll be back for season two though.
>>217734457As soon as RLM stops encouraging them.>>217734500>nazi shitGo back to Epstein's super cool /pol/ club.
This is the only good Star Trek novel.
>>217734457Who are the tourists?
>>217734577don't worry about it
>>217734537They are both unambiguously anti-Nazi stories.
>>217734571is there audiobook?
>>217734577You can't tell because you are one. /trek/ is maybe the longest permant general on /tv/ going back at least a decade, and the regulars JUST KNOW.FYI actually talking about or caring about any of the new shows is usually a good sign you are a tourist.
>>217734596post your phone number. I'll call and read it to you.
>>217734596You are in for a treat.
I should get back to reading this.It annoyed me how the characters mostly didn't talk like themselves.
>>217734621I typed permant instead of permanent. I need to turn off this autospell shit.
>>217734586Don't snap at me.
>>217734665i didn't. you seem upset.
>>217734507Thanks. I'll check them out.The Word For World Is Forest and His Master's Voice sound the most interesting to me.
>>217734650The chapter long sex scene between Ro and Kira felt gratuitous to me.
>>217734639neat
*makes demands*
>>217734537go back to >>>/r/eddit, retard>>217734593people who get offended at the mere mention of them are literally too stupid to realize that, they won't even bother reading the summary on the back
unironically kys troll
>>217735065At least give it a star trek theme.
Which Star Trek character do you have a dakimakura of?
the more I ponder it, the more and more The Burn seems so fucking stupid
>>217735112T'Pol
>>217735121Any big galactic reset for stoy purposes in sci-fi is fucking stupid
>>217735152Are her nips visible like she is in decon?
>>217735121I won't even dignify it. Nutrek is not canon.
>>217735152Is it logical to have big fake tits?
>>217730158kek
>>217734650That's always an issue with the numbered novels they were publishing every 2-3 months. Authors and editors didn't have time to polish them.
>>217735231Ask Jeri Ryan.
>>217735121well, yeah
>>217735121You've probably thought about it more than they did
>>217735283There was a Voyager one where Neelix was still his frustrating S1 personality even though it was published during S4, turns out it was written before the show even aired!
>>217735317kek
>>217734621>FYI actually talking about or caring about any of the new shows"Star Trek sex with Vulcan booba, jadzia is hotter than ezri NO I wanna sex ezri more so she is best ponywaifu" is not particularly good trek discussion. Contrarian shit like "Dukat was right, gas the Bajorans" is bot tier "discussion."Pictures of Ed Lau cosplayers isn't discussion, nor is bragging about your >>>/toy/ collection, yet we've had that for years. "I hate nutrek, it sucks!" is an echo chamber and that's most of the discussion we see, because lordy did STD screw the pooch. (Where's that Shran/Porthos slashfic we were promised btw?)No one ever talks about what would happen when the nanite planetary supermind who called humanoids big ugly bags of mostly water eventually got back in touch with the federation. Forget about the Burn timeline, why didn't Daniels discuss it?Anyway best dax waifu is picrel
>>217735278Like it’s not bad looking but it’s just uninspiring. I feel like TNG was always happy to show off its model work, slowly bringing the ship about and letting you breathe and admire the scene. NuTrek just has constant action and it feels like any ship scene is only presented insofar in that the CGI dept was told what was needed and they had a deadline to meet.
What is The Burn? I don't actually watch any of the new shit because I have taste. Somebody explain it to me.
>>217734422>>217734453I don't watch it, but what changed?
it was Weyoun/Porthos, not Shran
>>217734422we're talking about people who sent a character to a rehabilitation center and then later that episode forgot they did that and said she was sent to prison.
>>217735387Lol
>>217735385so time travel would be involved
>>217735449yes
>>217735376a child was born on a planet that had a bunch of dilithium on it which caused him to become biologically linked with dilithium, obviously, and so later when his mom died he cried and that made all dilithium in the galaxy go inert which caused warp core breaches in every starship.
>No one ever talks about what would happen when the nanite planetary supermind who called humanoids big ugly bags of mostly water eventually got back in touch with the federation. Forget about the Burn timeline, why didn't Daniels discuss it?I honest to god dont even know what you are even talking about and I don't care. I just come here to shitpost and laugh at stupid fucking memes with people on a website that was partially influenced by an international child sex trafficker.
>>217735363isn't that a Dex
>>217735376>Somebody explain it to meYou're going to regret it. But here goes. The rudiments of 32nd Century trek was cribbed from a scrapped cartoon version of Trek where almost all the dilithium exploded and the era of exploration restarted (including a weird hammerhead version of the enterprise piloted by a descendant of Kirk). When Brian Fuller noped out of Discovery, Kurtzman panicked and looted the scraps bin and reused that idea, but needed to give it a reason. The reason is more retarded than an actual kids cartoon would have come up with: a Kelpien (sentient death sensing people) was sad and cried. I am serious, this is what happened. He was sad and his psychic powers assploded all the dilithium that was actively in use. Everything else was from the original cartoon Bible. ~120 years of everyone in isolated islands with travel being a very precious luxury (*cough*Emperor Leto II*cough*) and then it's resolved and now the fragments have to figure out how to reorganize again.As an idea it's not the worst but its etiology is proof Kurtzman is an absolute hack fraud lesbian Indian Chinese woke chud jew.
>>217735544he looks more like a STR build
>>217735554You know what? I just realized I don't care and regret asking. I am so sorry I wasted your time.
>>217735614It's still worth it to bring the scrapped cartoon to people's attention https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Star_Trek:_Final_Frontier
>>217735384STD klingons were retcon'd from the recognizable forehead-ridged honorable warriors with big manes of hair, into being bald-headed monster people that looked somewhere between the darkest-skin sub-saharan african you've ever seen and a squid, wearing goofy-ass spiky HR geiger bone clothing that looks like it was ripped off from the wraithbone aesthetic of 40k elves
>>217735614>>217735637Please note the actual idea for warp travel difficulties in this cartoon makes more sense: omega particle detonations as part of a war. This was something in established lore from VOY. We knew Omega did that, and it was presented in a context that makes sense, a war. Not SAD CHILD. Jesus fucking Christ it's bad writing.
>32nd century Star Trek but they use the slip n slide alternative to warp that one guy in TNG made
>>217735614Kek
>>217735712You'll also notice they poached Mr. Zero for Prodigy, but that's cool since Prodigy was made by someone with a soul.
>>217735643>wearing goofy-ass spiky HR geiger bone clothingI'm ok with that
>>217735637we were robbedthose shuttles also look like they were ripped off from babylon 5
>>217735643to add on to this, STD then got cold-feet and randomly reverted the klingons back to a more traditional design.Like the went through all this trouble to make canon Klingons now look like aqueous minstrel blackface freaks with big ass anunnaki/kingdom of the crystal skull freaks, fans got mad that canon klingons now look like the shitty klingons from JJ Abram’s Into Darkness, and then STD couldn’t even commit and changed it back
>>217735363You sound upset. Maybe you should be using another website that makes you less mad.
>>217735821it looks so impractical, a space-faring warrior race wouldn't be dressing up like the french aristocracylike they didn't even try and blend TOS or TNG or even ENT klingon aesthetics into the design
>>217735877why did they get a will wheaton lookalike
I dont get what the maquis. Why wont they just go to another planet? Doesnt the federation have tona of planeta
>>217735897>a will wheaton lookalikeYES I CAN HEAR YOU CLEM FANDANGO
>>217735877His name is Mimsy
>>217735961There is no way the unfunny fucks here who watch absolute shit like Lower Decks and laugh at it have heard of Darkplace let alone Snuffbox.
>>217735875>Maybe you should be using another website that makes you less madSpite and willpower are the only thing that will keep me alive for 500 years
>>217735999I enjoy Darkplace, Snuffbox, Toast of London, and The IT Crowd, but I simply cannot into Mighty Boosh or Year of the Rabbit.
>>217736047This isn't right.
>>217736047The Boosh is easily the best thing on that list. You probably just watched Old Gregg and gave up, or you dont smoke weed. In both cases I am sorry.
>>217736123Last time I smoked weed I opened my third eye and realized that Spock wasn't half Vulcan half Human, he was actually half Vulcan half Breen.
>>217735121>the more I ponder it, the more and more The Burn seems so fucking stupidpeople could write essays on how awful of a decision this wasStar Trek established that there were other things to power Warp Drives besides Dilithium. there was not one, but SEVERAL plots that revolved around Romulans using tiny black holes instead. and that's just one example. I know it's a lot of episodes, but the writers did not even check on this?even if they re-wrote it to make it something different (like a constant echo of universe-vibration that prevented the formation of warp fields or some nonsense) the thing that destroyed it was the dissolving of The Federation, and the way the "evolved" Humans on Earth built a wall around the planet and became reclusive a-holes instead of optimistic explorers. they still had radios to talk to eachother, and stranded aliens all around Earth would have diluted the population worse than if space travel was possible to ferry people back and forth to their own home worlds.
>>217736179This is why the Final Frontier idea was better. The dilithium wasn't the issue, it was Omega fucking up subspace. It would be like remaining minefields after a war.
>>217726467>His AOL Chat Room Usename is "Generic Talaxian Male" and he immediately makes contact with our decoy pretending to be a 2 year old Ocampan girl
>>217735950>you've lived in your town your whole life>you've raised a family there, formed a community, made memories>the government now tells you your town belongs to the chinese now and to pack up and leave, but don't worry, you can restart in a different state they have selected for youidk anon I'd be pretty pissed even if they did move me into a lavish apartment
>>217734537/pol/ represents everything Epstein disliked, moron. If he ever went to /pol/ it solely was to spam those blacked porn threads.
>>217736321Make it trek themed. Something with neelix or the traveler.
>>217736366Epstein is /tv/, dude. He has a note from his mother to prove it.
The Barclay Files
why cant these tourists infest shit i dont browse
So currently if you get DS9 on blu-ray is it just shitty video master?
>>217736490Sadly, /trek/ has a tendency to attract e-personalities who want to make a name for themselves.
>>217736209kek
>>217736553It's a digital remaster.
>>217736558Well surely these attention whores were laughed at and embarassed out of the community instead of being embraced by it, right? I know if some unfunny, talentless, ugly, gap tooth attention whore showed up in my community I would want them gone ASAP.
>>217736636What is your beef with this woman lmao, every damn thread
>>217736665It is an oldfag thing. You wouldn't get it.
>>217736704I’m not denying it teehee
>>217736587GIWTWM
>>217736716So how long have you been posting in /trek/? What got you interested in Star Trek?
>>217726467>watching Star Trek Enterprise for the first time>episode is about a cum monster taking over the shipThis is so ass
>>217736761What makes ENT so much worse than TOS?
>>217736761every series has its rough patches
>>217736798No sex appeal, retard captain, too preachy
>>217736798From what I've seen so far, it's the same 5 people doing EVERYTHING on the ship, the characters having barely any personality and being completely 2 dimensional, and the stories just being not being very interesting. I like all the tech being very primitive though, and Doctor Phlax is pretty neat.
>>217736739This comes off as insincere.
>>217736798>What makes ENT so much worse than TOS?Based on the bits I've seen, it suffers from the 200s-era "everything must be smutty" but without the earnestness of 1990s syndicated smutty TV shows.
>>217736891>the 200s-era
>>217734370I miss this fucking chad like you wouldn't believe.
Hmm hmm. Heh heh. Hmm hmm. Hah! Woo! Hah!
>>217736739I’ve been lurking for like two and a half weeks mostly, only occasionally piping up on discussions of the RLM videos (which I have been watching recently)I watched TNG and then ENT back in 2019 but stopped watching and posting because I got sent out for work w/o a television or internet for eight months and then never got back into it. But SA being dogshit has revived discussions and also now my algorithms on twitter and instagram reels are TNG and DS9 and VOY edits
>>217736798ENT doesn't have an episode even half as good as the most mediocre TOS S1 episode.Carbon Creek comes closest but that episode is high above the rest of ENT's catalog in terms of quality to the point it was probably a leftover from VOY meant for Seven of Nine.But ENT has nothing even in the same stratosphere of TOS' best episodes.
So ENT is worse than TOS because nobody here has actually watched ENT to know any better.Got it.
>>217736936Filtered
>heh, nobody will ever explain WHY TOS is better than ENT>*someone explains*>FILTERED!I do not care about your opinion. You are dumb. You probably watch Nu Trek.
>>217736926Go on.
>>217736665because tawny went from improv person to podcast person to voice actor to writer and beefaroni went from unemployed to brain damaged and divorced. Tawny had the better career, one would imagine. Also Garak was heterosexual.
>>217736913i love this little nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>217736958No, I just think ENT and TOS are remarkably similar in terms of quality, but I like ENT a lot more. When somebody has a minority opinion about something you kinda want to ask other people why your own opinion might be incorrect.I am not filtered as much as I am both surprised and confused.I am also surprised by the sheer amount of newfags in /trek/.
>>217736891what you mean to say is that it's dated and yes it is and it's the only trek that suffers from that
>>217737012>TOS>not datedYou cannot be serious right now. Batman with Adam West feels less dated than TOS.
>>217737008>>217737033BF, you've never seen TOS by your own admission you fucking retard, you have no idea how good TOS is.>there are newfags in /trek/Shut up, bitch. I've been calling you a gap-toothed skank for nearly 15 years.Just put the trip back on if you're going to post the same exact posts over and over again with it off.
>>217737033you haven't watched it so you have no idea what you're talking about, as always
>>217737033>Batman with Adam West feels less dated than TOS.mfw there's more Hispanic representation in Batman than TOS
>don't watch ENT because it feels dated and has bad actingBASED>don't watch TOS because it feels dated and has bad actingHOW DARE YOU RLM TOLD ME TOS IS THE BEST EVARRR>>217737075Adam West is the same caliber of actor as Shatner is.
>>217737138>Adam West is the same caliber of actor as Shatner is.Shatner can't dance. Bite your tongue.
>>217737138I meant to type calibre, but again this autocorrect is killing me anytime I try to use words above a sixth grade reading level. As an American it just assumed I wanted to talk about guns.
>>217729174>with Ocampan womenThat's a sex crimeChibi Keiko is legal though
>>217737008New trek shows always bring in new posters who spend time in the thread and share opinions.
>>217729174Star Trek Sex with Denobulan Women
>>217737189there hasn't been a new trek show in 20 years
>>217737204It's a reimagining.
>>217737214it's not star trek
>glasses in the 32nd centuryNO. They are called Spocktacles.
>>217737214Done by people with little to no imaginations who surround themselves with sycophants.
>It's a "BF needs attention" threadThese are just going to get even more frequent thanks to the divorce, aren't they
>>217737250They were never really married.
>>217737249>people with little to no imaginationsThat's not what Fig meant.
>>217737250There are people in this thread who have only been posting here for two weeks and legit have no clue what you are talking about.
>>217737333no shit, retard
>>217737333They need to take their introduction to /trek/ required courses starting with fire safety.
>>217737352Remember "lurk moar"?
What's worse at this point? RLM newfags or the oldfag Discord gang?
>>217733293Agree. They are inheritly fugly, but enterprise did the best it could
>>217737372whoever are the ones posting unironic walls of text about nutrek and Alex Kurtzman every day
>>217737365"Lurk more" has been around since Usenet at least. Endless September fucked us all.
>>217737424True I like my /trek/ with constant spam images of cardassians and neelix and telling the first time TNG guy to fuck off when he actually wants to discuss something serious
>>217737456this isn't "your" /trek/ you're a fucking tourist obsessed with SA because some grifter on youtube told you to be
>>217737456Maybe reddit is more your speed, or do they not pay attention to you and your unfunny shit opinions there either?
>>217737372At least the oldfag discord gang knew how to make you laugh with a shitpost. Now /trek/ isn't even funny anymore.
>>217737574post ur face then ur funny looking
>>217737456In my experience if you like any part of it at all then just lurk. Most of the frequent posters are pathetic creatures who can tell you're not a regular by your prose the second you post and will try to chase you out.I remember asking once why they dropped the obvious Kekko cheating subplot after she lied to both o'brien and bashir about the other wanting to hang out and being depressed and stuff and all I got was a bunch of hassle about how I was clearly a stealth cuck poster.Enjoy watching the autismal shenanigans but don't engage.
>>217737696>everyone who doesn't regard my retarded opinions with the utmost seriousness is pathetic
>>217737456You're being insincere.
>>217737574/trek/ has been struggling with quality issues for some time.
This place used to be a tranquil oasis of trekdom but these days, it's war torn and jaded.
it's crazy how i started posting here without lurking at all and got no pushback because i was actually talking about trek and not being a fucking faggot with terrible opinions
>>217737826What are you saying, anon?
>>217737884I believe he's saying he is not a faggot with terrible opinions. Whereas most of y'all are GIANT UGLY BAGS OF MOSTLY WATER
>>217737826Based non-psychotic non-attention whore poster
>>217737884that gatekeeping is valid, based and works. if you belonged here you would feel like you belong.
>>217737977She is forgotten
the solution to newfag/oldfag peace is to make good OC>t. oc maker
What will it take for you to watch Starfleet Academy?
>>217738080i watched the first episode because it was free on youtube. that's all I'll do
>>217738080a very large amount of cash
You can tell when it's Tillyfag dumping his nuTrek folder. The "friendliness is earned" image is almost 10 years old.
>>217738080Ask nicely using please and thank you unironically.
>>217737930I dont get this image. Can you explain? Is this from Star Trek?
>>217737977>>217737989>She is forgottenit's a shame they wasted her on that series, she's really a good actor. it's funny how the business term for stealing employees is called "head hunting" and they had to kill her on The Walking Dead when she bailed to do Trek. it's clear that some exec was a WD fan and said we need her on our show.yes she cried every 5 minutes but that's a writing issue. the stories were awful, she did the best she could with itthe tall alien guy was good, too, (up until they made him a murder machine instead of a Space Cow living tasty sandwich, but again, that's the writing and stories issues)
>>217738125What are you even talking about?
>>217738134>Is this from Star Trek?TNG "Home Soil"
>>217738231Ahh, S1. That explains why I forgot. Thank you.
>>217738125Friendliness is indeed earned but civility should be offered from the outset.
>>217738261We need to be civil on this website that was in part influenced by an international sex trafficker okay guise?
>>217738313Yes. Be the change you want to see in the world. I for one advocate civility and not practicing cannibalism for Moloch. Don't eat other sapient species! Looking at you, Badar!
>>217738336Roses are RedDear Illuminati Please no demonic PDF orgiesAnd please don't roast and eat meeeeeeeeeeBurma Shave
I dislike all mirror episodes except the Enterprise one
>>217728317Bajoraniggers benefited enormously from Cardassian colonialism, they just don't appreciate it.
>>217738588The TOS one is an all-time classic and is far better than the rest.I do agree that the ENT one is second best, though. The first DS9 isn't that bad but the concept has such diminishing returns on that show that they quickly descend into parody.
>>217729640>enterprise crew: Sure these alien races might have strange and unusual customs, behaviors, religions and cultures but we must learn to accept them.>Barclay: Uh... uh.. hi?>enterprise crew: EW! GET THE FUCK OFF OUR SHIP! FUCK YOU! DIE!
>>217738588Why?
>>217738728Theyre boring and samey "Oh no we're in the mirror universe where we're all EVIL and WHACKY and we gotta get out!"Thats why I like the Enterprise one where its played totally straight with no moralfags to mess it up
>>217738080Cute Vulcan girl inviting me to her quarters to watch it and point out the logical inconsistencies.
>>217738728she looks like my hairdresser but with smaller tits lol
>>217729640He could easily be the Chief Engineer of the Enterprise if he wasnt autistic
>>217738749>with no moralfags to mess it upThere's this movie called Section 31 that you would just LOVE
>>217738830The point of the mirror universe is its the evil ass rape universeIts retarded when the normal universe is acting like its the evil ass rape universe
Why is SNW trying so hard to be Buffy? Why is Joss such a terrible and disgusting person who nobody wants to hire, but his ideas are good enough to outright copy and replicate but worse?
>>217738931why can't you newfags fuck off and go talk about nutrek in the proper venues?
>>217738953There's nothing wrong with shitting on nutrek in these threads. As long as it isn't the OP, it's fine.t. someone who has been posting here a decade longer than you at least
>>217738931those klingons look bad ass. what show is this from?
>>217738979i know you don't know this because you've only been around for two weeks but this is not a place where we talk about nutrek because it's not star trek. no one can talk about why "SNW is trying so hard" because unlike you, we don't fucking watch it and don't give a fuck.
>>217738953I am asking the film and television board about le hecking quirky musical episodes and how we feel about them. I feel like they have no place in Star Trek. Imagine a Q episode like this where Q makes everyone break out in song on TNG or VOY. It would suck. Why do it now?
>>217738608>diminishing returns on that show that they quickly descend into parody.>>217738749>Oh no we're in the mirror universe where we're all EVIL and WHACKYfor what it's worth, the concept of real-guy Vic Fontaine was awesome as heck
>>217739026Stop trying to turn this into some kind of war.
STAR TREK IS NOT FOR MAGA!I REPEATSTAR TREK IS NOT FOR MAGA!!!!
>>217739026Yes, continue to tell me how I'm a newfag as I make a new thread for like the 10,000th fucking timenew>>217739075>>217739075>>217739075
>>217739055sorry but who the fuck are you? i'll say whatever i want.
