Goose eggs editionPrevious >>217728887
just post ser arlan's webm and be done with it
I am once again offering a crippled girl with skilled fingers two coppers
>>217732159words are wind
>>217732152This episode felt painfully shortGoddamn the weekly grind
DIE YOU INCESTOUST ALIEN
>>217732178Sigmaerion
>>217732178The punches looked a bit weak honestly. I'd expect him to regdoll more when an enraged Dunk starts pummeling.
>>217732178DUNK THE HUNK
>>217732182The guy jousts, he can take a hit even if his birth suggests he shouldn't, I'd think
>>217732167For 2 dragons mayhaps.
....semoc eH
>>217732178that's my boy
>>217732178KWARLSBOTY (Kek What A Raped Little Sissy Bitch Of The Year) OF THE YEAR
>>217732212Does Jay Bauman-Fossoway defeat his traiterous cousin?
>>217732213I'm sure that sounded quite clever in your head.
>>217732233why don't you wait and find out? or idk read the very short book
>>217732178>Knows Targaryens are in camp>Still decides to do a play involving a dragon being killed on stageDarwin award
>>217732233
>>217732178Egg entering the scene
>>217732271man the comic is fucking hideous
>>217732178Ser Dunc should have stoved in that little blue blooded rat's skull cap.
>>217732269I'm sure every Targaryen spergs out at a puppet show everywhere they go
>>217732285
>>217732178>Targfag tried to bring a knife into a fistfight.KEKKWAB
>"Why?" he asked Pate. "What am I to them?">''A knight who remembered his vows," the smith said.How will they fuck up this line?
TAOOBA
>>217732269I imagine it's something you don't think about. You have your routine that you do hundreds of times per year in different towns. You don't lie awake at night and think "Oh maybe this is offensive to people in power" because you already did it a thousand times without problems. You only notice when the dragon themed prince stands in front of the stage and looks at you with murder in his eyes.
>>217732178>I'm gonna submit prince for sure. I think prince has good jousting but noone check grapping
a very small and autistic detail that they kept is that both Fossoways come to help Egg against Aerion, even if in the show Steffon is more villainous
>>217732315>Joff tried to do the same when another future lord commander was beating their face in (cole)
>>217732323I would say they wont, going by how the scenes they adapted so far but preston keeps saying they couldnt convey the core theme of the book properly and I think this is one of the important scenes in that regard
>>217732392preston is mentally retarded though so the opposite of what he thinks tends to be true
>>217732354how did dunk not notice his purple eyes?
>>217732392no preston is upset that dunk gets along with lyonel and raymun, thats the theme he's talking about Dunk being unsure and awkward around the lords and other knights
>>217732426It's not polite to stare lovingly into your shota squire's eyes, anon
Can't wait for Season 2: A Knight of the Seven Femdoms
>>217732178>the Chadflame got his revenge by turning into a dragon and strafing summerhall, taking out Aegon and his entire ill-begotten shitwood get along with dunk the dim-witted serial rapist
Targshits should have been evicted back to hell as soon as the last dragon died.
>>217732392preston is a retard that only got attention because people started hating game of thronesit's clear that there are some creative decisions the show makes because it's a TV show
>>217732271This is not well drawn.The audiobooks narrated by Viserys' actor is clearly the superior way to take in the story.
>NOT-DABID! NOT-DABID!>I KNOW HOW WE CAN MAKE OUR MEDIEVAL SERIES AUTHENTIC>MAKE EVERYONE HOCK DISGUSTING SPLATOONS OF SPIT ALL THE TIME
>>217732494Conquered peoples should know their fucking place.
>>217732313Is that a crowned stag? Uh, folks I think he should be executed for high treason. Plot hole much?
>>217732499he origionally got attention because of his dornish conspiracy, in fact his /x/tier theory vids are still why he's popular, and his reviews are pretty funny. Still sometimes he really lets his hate blind him, like in hotd s2 he's bitching about the dragon head still smoking when they parade it through the city when people pointed out the smoke was from braziers on the platform he had a little hissy fit and refused to admit he was wrong.
>>217732543wasn't the dornish conspiracy shit alt shift X ?
>>217732174Cut the original scenes and they easily had a 2:30h long movie
So far the show is literally 1:1 how I imagined it.Going to be so fucking tragic if they start fucking with it from S2, or bottle it when they move beyond the books.
PRINCE BAELOR WAS THE FIRSTBORNPRINCE MAEKAR SPRANG OUT LASTDAEMON WAS THE BASTARD SO THEY KICKED HIS BASTARD...GRASS IS GREEN AS SUMMERGREEN GRASS I ADOREBUT GRASS IS RED ALL OVER WHEN YOU KILL A REBEL...HORSES DIE IN BATTLETHIS BATTLE WAS THE FRONTBLACKFYRE'S NOT A TRUEBORN HE CAME FROM THE WRONG...COUNTRY WAS IN PERILTHE ANVIL WAS A ROCKTHE HAMMER SMASHED THE BASTARD WITH HIS GIANT VEINY...HOST OF DORNISH SPEARMENPRINCE BAELOR WAS THE FIRSTBORNPRINCE MAEKAR SPRANG OUT LASTDAEMON WAS THE BASTARD SO THEY KICKED HIS BASTARD...GRASS IS GREEN AS SUMMERGREEN GRASS I ADOREBUT GRASS IS RED ALL OVER WHEN YOU KILL A REBEL...HORSES DIE IN BATTLETHIS BATTLE WAS THE FRONTBLACKFYRE'S NOT A TRUEBORN HE CAME FROM THE WRONG...COUNTRY WAS IN PERILTHE ANVIL WAS A ROCKTHE HAMMER SMASHED THE BASTARD WITH HIS GIANT VEINY...HOST OF DORNISH SPEARMEN
Brothers I love Dunk and Egg. Hope it gets to 10 seasons and they keep the same spirit of the show.
>>217732269I can already tell your conservative, the inherent submissiveness of your mind that leaks into everything. Sit and stay sissy slave. Dunk the Lunk would be disgusted by you
>>217732570no it started with preston but at times its difficult to decide where one ends and the other begins since they are so chummy with each other, carmine too
Anyone else feel a deep connection to Dunk? He's literally me>Big>Kinda retarded but not completely>Enjoys theatre and arty things>Kind >Strong sense of justiceI'm thinking we need a "times you acted like Dunk" thread
Bit about "everyone you know will be happy you died" to Egg was interesting.Can't think of any hint at all his death was celebrated in TWOIAF or main series.
>>217732632>>BigI already lost here
>>217732651*Tuba plays as I waddle past my favorite puppet show
I don't know what house is what or who belongs to them. they're all wearing black so its confusing.
>>217732643Thing is that most of the people that loved him died with him on that day except for Aemon.
>>217732152i'm asking for the third time now. how "sarcastic funny" is the new GOT spin off? i watched the trailer and the "well that just happened"-tier writing was pretty bad but i'm wondering if the show is as bad as the trailer.
>>217732643if she's refering to everyone still alive it makes kinda sense, the nobles really hated egg for trying to give the peasants more rights, doesn't completely make sense though seeing as his brother is still alive and definitely doesn't hate him
>>217732632Dunk is the best character Gurm has ever written and is one of the easiest to love fictional characters I’ve ever come across. Stay like Dunk anon, don’t let the world or anyone change you.
>>217732490He didn't do that in summerhall though and it was 20 years prior to the events at summerhall
>>217732674behold, the color of /ASHFORD/
>>217732693Only needs Sir Arlan with his giant cock, also not being able to see him
>>217732719Giant cock? Looked normal to me, even a bit small.
>>217732719Kek, somebody drew it before the show aired though, but it would be a good addition.
>>217732535It symbolizes house Baratheon's role as the cuck kings of westeros.
>>217732643It probably mean 3 things of it’s rejoiced.1. Egg attempts of reforms were remembered by later (book) Daenerys as a good person much like how Ducan was the same2. Many lords didn’t like Eggs reforms so him dying as this unlikely king who was trying to bring dragons back was probably in there eyes for the better3. Technically Eggs ritual worked but it came about much later where dragons were rebornIt would be nice if George could actually finish his books but it probably won’t happened due to fat BMI
So its basically confirmedThe horsey is going to die right?
>>217732678The trailer isn't at all representative of the show's humor. Besides the shitting scene at the very beginning there have been no lolsorandumb jokes so far. The writing's solid, the characters speak like what you'd expect from medieval fantasy and they don't act like californians unlike in that other GoT spin-off.
They need to put a 5'6 height limit on casting extras because Dunk really does not look at all impressively tall, and seeing him need like 6 men at arms to restrain him when he's like 1 inch taller than them was comical.
>>217732694Well, yeah. At no point did I imply that the two occurred close in time.
Funny how the Targaryens the most powerful family are seen as these powerful alien tyrant, when where they came from was. They were the lower family because of even greater dragon lords.
>>217732643Killing most of his family in a blood magic ritual does imply that he went a bit kooky at the end.
>>217732212Isn't his hate against Targs anachronistic at that point in ASOIAF history? He says the kind of things you'd expect to hear during Maegor's reign, but he says it after the Targaryen had become a well established dynasty with over 200 hundred years of rule on their backs.
Are you mother fucking kidding my fucking asshole with that ending of the last episode with the tension music and omg egg has royalty. THIS IS FUCKING LITERALLY ANIME NOW!
>>217732829Asoiaf is anime.
>>217732755on a 10 point tone scale where 10 is a compilation of tyrion/bronn/hound/jamie scenes and 1 is the toothless, sexless, boring and uninspired seasons 7 and 8, where would you put the show so far?
Doom of Valyria and later Summerhall in this series would be cool to see. If George isn’t gonna finish the books he might as well explain what happened during these events
>>217732589>GREEN GRASS I ADORE>BUT GRASS IS RED ALL OVER WHEN YOU KILL A REBEL...Rebel whore? What is the funny word meant to be
>>217732837Just watch the fucking thing.
>>217732845whore yes
>>217732846Well fuck you too.
>>217732845Yes, whore
The "Incestuous Aliens" thing is incredibly based, but it is also a bit odd.The Targs have been ruling for over 200 years at that point. You would think there were enough generations to make their rule the "normal" state. It's not like most Westerosi are really all that well versed in history. They would just accept something as normal if even their grandparents also thought it was normal. It seems more like an intellectual argument a maester student would make. Maybe the Fossoway guy is a learned man, idk.
>>217732855>spoonfeed me
>>217732836A lewd one, indeed.
>>217732860Could be because of the blackfyre rebellions. Dragons don’t exist at this point. People might start to wonder why they are still in charge
>>217732824Fossoways were demoted from lords to landed knights probably for siding with Aegon II, so could just be they're bitter.Raymund's cousin says he's siding with Aerion to become a lord.
>>217732620lol says the niggas that censor and put trigger warning on every piece of media since the past decade
>This was a time when knights were suppose to be knights
>DONT STAB THAT DRAGON PUPPET. DONT REMIND ME THAT MY ANCESTORS GOT THEM KILLED >:(
>>217732860"Normal" was when they had dragons, but now they don't. Shittalking is indicative of a fracturing powerbase when an established dynasty loses the strength it used to wield with impunity, and what used to be forbidden is suddenly on everyone's lips in bars because it's become unenforceable to stop.
>>217732462The best novella of the trilogy in my opinion. The more Blackfyre Rebellion lore, the better.
>>217732904
>>217732860>>217732888You also have to consider the main reason behind lords siding with Blackfyre wasn't cause he bore the sword. No its because Dornish fucking shits were getting special treatment from Targs in hopes of officially becoming part of the 7 kingdoms. Targ hate among nobility is at an all time high but they can't do anyhing about it since Daemon got his shit wrecked
>>217732860He is a Fossoway as you say and grew up at some castle with a maester>If I were queen, the first thing I would do would be to kill all those grey rats. They scurry everywhere, living on the leavings of the lords, chittering to one another, whispering in the ears of their masters. But who are the masters and who are the servants, truly? Every great lord has his maester, every lesser lord aspires to one. If you do not have a maester, it is taken to mean that you are of little consequence. The grey rats read and write our letters, even for such lords as cannot read themselves, and who can say for a certainty that they are not twisting the words for their own ends? What good are they, I ask you?These grey rats will spread all kinds of propaganda
>>217732860they just went through a massive civil war because of targ fucking shits, thats what raymun means by>dragging us into their feuds
>>217732178DEATH TO (((TARGS)))
>>217732752Which one?
Cast him for the inevitable S2 flashback.
the master of games is funny, great guy
>>217732965Probably all three desu. I assume the one he sold will be resold to targaryantard and he will just kill it in front of Dunc
bruh going from teleporting lesbians and cgi dragon fights to this has been pretty refreshing. i like /dunk/
Blackfyres are bastards who will never rule
Yeah I'm team /green/Green apple Fossoway
>>217733035Kind of amusing that a century after their tiff at a tourney in Ashford Meadow, the Fossoways remain a split house and don't talk to each other.
Chinos... home.
>>217732829>Minasan found her sugoing in the shibafu. Every keikaru was more baka than the one before, and smelled MASAKA. By the time Tsuki-sama came up, she was yameting brown udon. The more she wakarimasen the more she sugoied, but the more she sugoied, the more kawaii she grew
>>217733063they're not a split house, Raymun creating a cadet branch at the keep of his own is a normal thing (reds are still the main branch with lordship, while greens are just landed knights), Red and Green Fossoways continue to go to like 3 wars together -- and in main series they go for Renly and Stannis and in Blackwater Lothor Brune cuts through both red and green Fossoways alike which means they were standing beside each other
https://x.com/westerosies/status/2018167889614790971?s=46>what the fuck is a trial of seven?
MWAHHHH the Fossoway cider has always been celebrated for its excellence.
>>217732936>because ofIt takes two to tango and more than one family to start a civil war>>217733115Grassy vale perry is the superior vintage. It is known.
>>217732936>because ofIf you're goign to use a long settled succession as an excuse to start a civil war because you hate the Dornish the least you can do is admit it.>>217733115Grassy vale perry is the superior vintage. It is known.
>>217733110>https://x.com/westerosies/status/2018167889614790971?s=46I hate brownoids so much
>>217733077GRRM, hire this man!
>>217733150The pajeet mind will literally not comprehend why Egg doesn't want to be a prince and rub his superiority into everyones faces or why he'd choose a more humble life.
>>217733134>>217733146this is a stupid attempt to refute the point, the targs dragged everyone into a personal dispute that got a lot of people killed not to mention houses brought down other houses raised up, people are going to be pissed about it no matter what side they were on
>>217732860I watched Elio and Linda and they had a good point that he should instead be complaining about a) the civil war they dragged the realm into and b) the dornish influence in the court as a reachman.
I'm guessing the chick was an actual puppetteer in the books so having her fingers broken had a lot more significance.
>>217733214>I'm guessing the chick was an actual puppetteer in the books so having her fingers broken had a lot more significance.I am not a puppetteer but i also dont want my fingers to be broken
>>217733110No clue why they decided "Maekar is big impatient idiot" was a good direction. You've got Dunk there if you want a character to ask questions so you can exposition dump.
Dunk or Pratchett's Carrot in a HIMBO-off. Who wins?
>>217733252carrot has literal plot armor as in the universe won't let him die so carrot
>>217733248Just giving him any line possible so the NPCs that watch will know who he is and being a big grouche all show will subvert their expectations when he lets Egg squire with him after killing his brother.
This guy is a literal chud and exists purely to make fun of you
>>217733285he's a decent guy and a good friend so idk what you mean by that
>>217733285he's a based lad and a true friend and shares good cider are you some kind of dornish subhuman mayhaps?
>>217733285>So Jay, what did you think of the Targaryen lineage?
>>217733285He has good genes.
>>217733333
>Dunk and Egg 4: the She-Wolves of Winterfell
>>217733349its always been a dumb title, just call it the wolves of winterfell, sure make it about some stark girl w/e you don't call a female wolf a 'she-wolf' you just call it a wolf
>>217733349That story is 100% about Dunk losing his V-card, right?
>>217732926
>>217733285>Autistically screeches about the chad princeChudbros... its over for us
>>217733362Nah it harkens back to the killer line 'Hand over the halfling she-elf' that the Witch King says in the movie. Its really cool
>>217733387thats not in the book and gurm said what the title was going to be before the fotr movie came out
Just watched it. There were parts of this episode that felt weird to me. The whole Egg talking to the horse and the horse nodding back to him as if he could understand; and the knight that shows up as if he is Odin wandering amongst men. That I can just see it being me that finds them weird and I do not really even have issue with the scene. The riot though, especially the music score to it, really stuck out to me in a negative way.
>>217732632Yes. Mostly because hes a soulful blue eyed aryan.
>>217733431>the horse nodding back to him as if he could understandhorses just move their heads like that for no real reason
Trailer suggests the Trial is completely setup next episode, so Trial itself in Ep 5, what the fuck is Ep 6 going to be about.
weird soundtrack, weird scenes, weird dialogueworst episode so far
>>217733491the fallout of course
>>217733501Sounds like a lot of boring shit. There's like a dozen pages between Baelor getting ganked and the book ending.
>>217733491Dunk and Maekar having gay sex which explains why Dunk got custody of Egg
https://asearchoficeandfire.com/?q=%22she-wolf%22
>>217733369>the unreliable narrator who cuts off all his intimate interactions with women is a virginHe's a raper; a stone cold raper. He begat the Clegane line, the rape is in the blood.
>>217732860They literally have different laws for themselves just so they can be incestuous fucks. Westeros as a whole is still not okay with incest, so people are constantly reminded that there are extreme double standards going on. Add the recent civil war, and it's obvious why Targ fucking shits aren't exactly winning the popularity contests.
>>217733552need a 787 just to cross the gap between her eyesquadroons are so fucking foul it's unreal
>>217732860There is no reason to think the Fossoway will not be educated given he is a noble, and even the smallfolk probably have some recent history knowledge or a folklore knowledge. The Targaryens and there rule is not normal for Westerosi standards. The Targaryens are sibling fuckers. It is a house that produces comically evil or incompetent figures like Maegor the Cruel and Aegon the Unworthy, and now Brightlame. In 200 years there has been two massive civil wars due to them that could have been avoided. This is also a setting where 200 years is considered a blip of the radar of history - the Freys are 600 years old and are considered new. The worst factor is the Targaryens act so superior despite them having nothing now (that is dragons) to back it up.
>>217733512have you never seen a game of thrones show? its always the big action set piece 2nd to last ep and the fallout/season wrap up last ep
>on the morrow we will rape the lot of themThis was a bit much dont you think?
>>217733574>maegor>comically evilthis poster is a maester don't believe his lies
>>217733541The Fossoway cider probably gets a man's loins stirring.
>>217733387>>217733362She-wolf is a real historical term, anons. It was a popular way to call any rebellious female political figure in the middle ages, and GRRM has been using it since the first book.
>>217733609also a slang term for a prostitute none the less, the wolves of winterfell just sounds better, it flows
>>217733431>The whole Egg talking to the horseCute and endearing >the horse nodding back to himJust too much. The horse could have tilted its head or something so theres a kind of implied understanding rather than whatever this was
I remember liking or at least not noticing the music in the first to episodes. What the fuck were the decisions in this episode? The tourney music was almost played comedic. The Egg reveal was a particular type of dramatic that does not fit the show.
Most Ebinlauta thread right now
>>217733672I wonder...
Reminder Dun killed Arlen.
>>217733431Rhysling is probably my favourite "change" so far. In the novella GRRM just came up with "Aegon knew Rhysling from other tourneys and that's why he gets involved" is a less convincing than mystic knight-zealot feels duty-bound to be involved in a holy trial.
>>217733698100%. I thought he was a new character since I didn't remember him at all from the book.
>>217732839no, that would ruin it.
What did he mean by this
>>217732860>You would think there were enough generations to make their rule the "normal" state.it really isnt because the targs make it a point to be different from the normal folk. This worked when they had dragons, now they dont and people are starting to question>yo why do we let these inbred assholes rule us?
>>217733431>and the knight that shows up as if he is Odin wandering amongst men.Anon... That's bloodraven under a glamour.
>>217733736He meant exactly what he said.
>>217732969Troy age Brad
>>217733753Shouldnt they be white hairs
>>217732839we know what happened, the Doom was 14 volcanoes erupting simultaneously
KING DAEMON BORE THE BLACKFYREPRINCE DAERON READ HIS SCROLLSDAERON WAS THE BASTARD BUT THEY SAT HIS BASTARD...
>>217733747That's the third story. This is a legit fucking schizo holy warrior
>>217733775thats why he thinks its odd and dunk doesn't understand and thinks he's just asking why he's getting hair on his nuts
it's hard to take Aerion guy seriouslyhis haircut looks weird. He looks like a zoomer getting trapped in got world
>>217733775My hair is blond, my chest hair is dark brown and my beard and pubes are brown with red highlights.It's perfectly normal but, like that other anon said, he's asking because he thinks his pubes should be white.
>>217733775My hair is brownMy beard is black, red and grayMy upper bodyhair is brownMy arm and leg hair is blondeshit is weird
>>217733798>it's hard to take Aerion guy seriouslyIsn't that the point of his character
>>217733574>The Targaryens and there rule is not normal for Westerosi standards.That's true. The Westerosi norm is constant and brutal warfare between kings ruling over approximately one turnip field each. Meanwhile the Ironborn rape and pillage the green lands to their heart's content.Targaryens with their once in a generation civil war are a fucking beacon of stability in comparison to the rule of backstabbing warlords that preceded them.
>>217733809My brother in law has jet black hair but a completely blonde beard
>>217732820He didn't kill them in purpose. He tried a ritual and the family happened to be there for some celebration.
>>217733736>Aegon the unlikely canonically had darkstar-type hair on his balls
>>217732212Same energy.
>>217733804>>217733809The seed is not strong
>>217733789Rest assured that if a mysterious one-eyed man shows up and Bloodraven is not already in the room with you he is Bloodraven under a glamour.
>>217733830We don't know what happened by design.But if we look at other attempts at waking dragons both Maelys' and Daenerys' attempts involved the sacrifice of a son.
>>217733285He is an antimonarchist and therefore one of the most leftist characters on the show.
>>217733849close but not quite if a mysterious one eyed man shows up and bloodraven is in the room with you its almost certain both are decoys
>peasants willing to start a bloody insurrection at the drop of a horseIsnt this supposed to be a good time in westeros? The idea of attacking a memeber or ghe royal family would be insane. They threw stuff at Joffrey in GoT only after he'd been a little tyrant and rumours of him being a bastard
>>217733781We don't know why. Some people think it was provoked. And iicr, something similar happened beyond the wall that the watch has it in record.
>>217733893ture the theories range from mining to the pyromancers doing some fucked up shit to over use of blood magic to too many dragons in one spot for too long, I lean towards the pyromancers
>>217733736Egg is half First Man so his generation is when Targs lost their white pubes.
>>217733891Even Joff was smart enough to mostly be an asshole behind closed doors, or at least in Kings Landing. Torturing some gypsy a small crowd was cheering for after you already started a riot by fucking up the days games was just asking for trouble.
Lotta normies are a bit confused because they don't know about the Blackfyre rebellion. You can follow the story without knowing it, but it is still some important lore to know, like why Baelor is beloved, why Maekor resents him, why some people are wary of the Targs and their wars, what was the song Egg was singing. His song was a hint and some people thought he meant Daemon the Rogue Prince, rather than the Blackfyre bastard. I hope they explain it better next episode.
The show creators have some kind of anal fixation with poo and bums
>>217733938it will be explained next season, this season is just hints to set up the next one, in the book gurm hadn't figured out the blackfyre rebellion yet so it wasn't mentioned at all until sworn sword
>>217733916pyromancers got assasinated by the faceless men who learnt their craft as slaves in the mines. With each pyromancer that was killed, they lost their ability to maintain and control the 14 fires, causing a cascade and volcanoes erupting
>>217732182Kind of agree, I was expecting him to toss the guards around like picrel but Book Dunk is 7 feet tall
>>217733962I like that theory, I like it a lot
>>217733948anti semite
>>217733956It's been so long since I read book 1, so you could be right. Still, we know already enough about it, so they could have added info that wasn't confusing for casual people.At least I saw people who did catch up quickly that Egg was the youngest son of Maekar little after the scene when Fossoway dude was talking with Dunk. That was the confirmation after he mentions a brother becoming a maester. They knew it was Aemon. It was good editing.
TOTAL TARGARYEN DEATH
>>217734014its not really relevant for this season, they are dropping hints so when its explained in season 2 it doesn't come out of no-where
>>217733938There probably waiting till season 2 since Osgrey has alot of exposition about it, wonder if theyll show Red Grass in its entirety since Sworn Sword doesnt have alot of action or save it in case HBO ever wants to adapt the Rebellion
>>217733962Faceless men were created to give death to the slaves that worked in the burning mines beneath the volcanos>But wouldn't they just die from the heat anywayThe slaves that prayed for death were fire wights and couldn't die from heat or exhaustion until the faceless figured out how to kill them
>>217734042Quite funny this random guy Dunk met like one time is now saying things that could have him tortured and executed.
>>217733948>first episode has dunk shitting within 10 minutes>second episode has a cock for no reason within 10 minutes>third episode has a horse shitting within 10 minutesI want to like this series and give it a real chance but these painfully unfunny gags to start each episode are already tiresome
>>217734049they can still do both, you keep everyone in a helmet on the field and the only face you show is bloodraven whos already cast, maybe have a little cameo showing ser arlan in the back ground, that way if they ever want to do the rebillion as a full show they can cast whoever they want then
What is the Westerosi view on pegging? Before this episodes I would have thought they would find it gay, but I am not so sure now.
>>217734075He's clearly a paid agitator, one of Bloodraven's glowies >haha, aren't they so awful, you should commit a hate crimeAnd it works
>>217734042>t. officer in the raven's teeth
>>217734085they are like 5 seconds long stop being a baby
>30 minutesoh no no no
>>217734110Dunk doesn't need to be agitated into doing the right thing. The whole serious explains well he's a good noble dude. On top of that, Aerion went after the girl he had a crush on.
>>217733285he's a genuinely sympathetic character with flaws
>>217733938The Blackfyre Rebellions weren't even a thing in Gurm's head when he wrote The Hedge Knight
>>217734085The bit with dunk and egg eating breakfast him teaching him how to sew and just being comfy is really wholesome and nice and then they start talking about a crippled woman putting her hands up mens arses
>>217733869This. A chud would be inherently submissive
>>217734170>duty and honour is submissive The american mind
>>217733925>Torturing some gypsy a small crowd was cheering for after you already started a riot by fucking up the days games was just asking for trouble.She was Dornish realistically all the Reachmen and Marchers should have been like>"your grace, let me hold down the swarthy bint so you can torture her some more"
i enjoyed this episode
is this a shill general? the same unfunny post get posted on repeat every thread
>>217733491A lot of stuff happens after the trial due to the consequences of it. I'd say 30 minutes might not even suffice for it.
>>217734197I think most people are generally favourable of it but happy to point out where its retarded. Idk if that makes is a "shill" general
>>217734197hey look its a newfag, hi newfag hows your first day going?
>>217733491Episode 6 is when 3 fingered Alice arrives
>>217732212i love this little knigga
>>217734160George was thinking about an evil offshoot targ family though. His first plan was for them to be Brightflames thus the first Dunk and Egg was to introduce us to THE brightflame and his rivalry with Dunk, then that got scrapped for Blackfyres and the first one was 13 years before the Tourney and not 13 years after.Thats why Aerion randomly goes to Essos after this. the OG plan was for him to form the Golden Company during this exile.
>>217733938>why some people are wary of the Targs and their warsEvery single tv show from GoT has focused on Targ wars being bad.
Well, would you let a crippled girl stick her mutilated hand up your ass? What if she was like really cute?
>>217734238that makes a lot of sense
>>217734085>can't handle a few seconds of cringe as payment for kinoYour father would be proud of the woman you've become, I'm sure.
>>217734198most likely will be thisep 4>dunk locked up>makes amends with egg>kangaroo court and aerion trying to get dunk sentenced>egg and baelor save dunk by proposing a trial of sevenep 5>dunk tries to gather up with defenders for the trial>has to convince lyonel, steffon and the humfreys>talk with daeronep 6>the trial>aftermath>dunk's final chat with maekar
>>217734300I hereby bestow upon you one "can handle cocks and shit on screen" award and applaud you for your great tolerance of penises and feces and courage in the face of such horrors.Congratulations!!!
>>217734261Their friendship is so wholesome. Treating him with kindness was what saved Dunk's life at the end. You can see that Egg really loved him and spending time with him because his closest family are all assholes. I mean, Daeron lost him for getting all drunk.
>>217734305ffs, you can always tell when someone hasn't read the books, the reason aerion proposes the trial of seven is because baelor says its to be a trial by combat, aerion being the massive pussy he is then proposing something that hasn't happened for like a hundred years, a trial of seven so he's got back up, he figures with the 3 kingsguard and his dad backing him up dunk has no chance, and no the 5th episode is definitely the trial
>>217734322tbf daeron gets drunk because he's a dreamer, he drinks so he doesn't dream.
>>217734350What about the whoring?
>>217734336I figured Aerion proposes Trial of Seven since he's a Maegor fanboy. I mean he did name his kid after him.
>>217734261Black people :)
>>217734361well thats just a bit of fun eh? but also to distract him from reality the one where he dreams horrific things happening to him and his family and well everyone
>I'm putting together a team...
>>217734365no its because he's a pussy and doesn't want to fight dunk 1v1
This franchise needs more series like this one where Targs are just irredeemable villains.
>>217734336lol there's no way the trial is episode 5 you retard. they don't have enough material for episode 6.
>>217734407>say the line Egg!>deh....
>>217734372:(
>>217734197aaaagh
>>217734415at least 2 of the targs including a main character is anything but an irredeemable villian, in fact all of them are pretty chill its just aerion whos a colossal douchebag
>>217734372thats just the average dornishman
>>217734372show ruined
>>217734431check back with me in 2 weeks, its episode 5, watch the teaser for next ep ffs, it shows dunk doing his "are there no true knights speech" and trying to gather the 6 to help
>>217734431retard-kun almost this entire episode was oc donut material apart from the 5 minutes at the end, are you even watching the show?
>>217734452
>>217734238where do you get that info from ?
>>217734372why don't they cast brown people instead?
>>217734415Aerion is the good guy. He's one of the few Targaryens in this time period who isn't a habitual kinslayer or, may Allah forgive me for uttering this word; practically Dornish.
>>217733891Everyone is drunk and had just witnessed what is fairly obviously foul play. A foot hooligan riot is well within reason.
>>217734501Aerion is 75% Dornish
>>217734130>that's a tiny piece of poo in your soup
>>21773451925% less than Baelor and his swarthy tadpols.
>>217734164They're overexposing Lyonel as well.
>>21773451950% Daynes are Valyrian
>>217734531>food analogy
>>217734462it's not a matter of them cramming oc in the final episode you dumb dumb. the writers could very much do that, but it doesn't have any narrative sense to do so. climax is the trial and the trial is 15 minute tops. no matter how much oc you come up with, you can't have a 30 minute epilogue of oc.
>>217734238>George was thinking about an evil offshoot targ family"But the Targs are an evil family already?"
>>217732178It took listening to one rant and a couple of ciders to get him redpilled on Targs
>>217734468An head like a fokken orange that one!
>>217732212>barges in after Dunc>brings lads with him>blades drawnThat apple is ripe
>>217734497Because America
>>217734415All the irredeemable Targ villains are in HOTD, Dunk era has the best Targs.
>>217734350He was aware enough to shave eggs head to pass unnoticed.
Ok but Tanselle was actually committing treason though.
>>217732651Same, fucking 1.75
>>217734556again its like you've never seen a game of thrones show, the big action is in the penultimate episode the finale is to wrap things up, its always een this way and always will be, I see no point in discussing this, you can eve go read the episode titles and figure it out for yourself. By all means come back and apologize in 2 weeks when epsiode 5 will be the trial, go watch the teaser for the next ep at least before you keep saying this nonsense
>>217734610she wasn't, its not treason to put on puppet shows about dragons dyingaerion is a fucktard who thinks hes literally a dragon so anything that happens to dragons is happening to himhes a selfinsertard
>>217734556The climax will be Baelor being hurt. He's gonna be shown sympathetic enough for him to take a big blow to the head and then the episode ends. Next episode is Dunk and Aerion finishing the fight. We have Baelor funeral, Aerion being exiled, Maekar allowing Egg to leave and finished with them both leaving for adventures.
it feels wrong complimenting a targ at allbut this armor is SEX
>>217734220>Heh. Not bad, Stableboy, not bad... You made me use 10% of my Dragon Powers...
>>217734600yea he's not an asshole or an idiot he's a decent guy he's just really fucked up from getting prophetic visions, he saw the shadow of a dragon falling on ashford meadow, of course he doesn't want to be their and he was trying to do his little brother a favor by keeping him out of it as well
>>217734646no the end of ep 5 will be the end of the trial, the literal last scene will be baelor toppling over after taking his helmet off, brains out, smash cut to credits
>>217734130tarantino's foot fetish is one thing. but putting literal scat fetish in your tv show is another level of insanity.
>>217734625I'm 1.70 ...
>this pops up in my youtube feed>three fucking hours. THREE HOURS for a 30 minute episode nothingburgerWho the fuck watches this? I couldn't even talk about this show for 5 minutes because it's not interesting at all and there's really nothing to discuss.
>>217734696>I couldn't even talk about this show for 5 minutesthats why you're not being paid absurd amounts of money then isn't it?
>>217734696Half of schwift's streams are superchat reading
>>217734372wgy are you so opposed to the thought of verisimilitude in medieval settings ?
>>217734649>the red stripes make me go fasterWhat a fucking loser, lmao!
>>217734696>watch the episode for 30 mins>answer retarded questions that your audience pays to ask you for the other 2 hoursnot so difficult when you think about it
I'm not even racist but do they always have to make these "lol colored person" characters like Tanselle so fucking boring and personality-free? I feel like this is actually another form of racism, when they design these black/mutt characters and the only personality they can give them is "noble victim".Love interests should be intriguing or something.
Is she going to pleasure-finger bums for the rest of her life like Alice?
>>217734649Funny that in the first episode they mention and show coifs and then literally nobody wears them.
The episodes are too short, and I suspect it was HBO meddling behind it because the behind the scenes episodes are coming out every two weeks instead of weekly, covering two episodes at once, implying they were previously hour long episodes they then split in two.
>>217734732To be fair that was Tanselle in the book. She's just a damsel
>>217734085ira parker has a scat fetish
I thought they'd made Tanselle brown for DEI points.Turns out she has always been Dornish.
>>217734630big action in the penultimate episode was the GoT formula and it made sense precisely because of the enormous scope and cast of characters. which is not the case for the dunk and egg tales.
>>217734736I hadnt even connected these two scenes. Foreshadowing of her putting her dexterous little fingers up Dunks bum?
>>217734261>>217734372ai will fix it one day
>>217734732dunk doesn't really know tanselle in the books either, shes just a pretty woman he pines for a bit and egg enjoys the puppet showsand then she gets tortured and disappears over night
>>217734732I think you are racist anon
>>217732269Yeah everyone always talks about how Aerion is mad but he was 100% right here. Tanselle had to have been part of some subversive faction, it's the only thing that makes sense in story (most likely gurm just didn't think this plotpoint through beyond it's immediate effect on the plot)
>>217732922why does everyone here love the second book so much? do you they relate to the old racist knight is that it?
>>217732620Jesus you're so fucking obnoxious
>>217734782I don't know what to tell you except I'm right and you're wrong, 2 weeks when I post "see I was right" you won't say shit and pretend this conversation never happened.
>>217734744All the more reason to do something with the show, and it's not like a damsel can't have more of a personality either. This is a broader trend than just this show though, and was already staple in other GoT-related productions.>>217734795I feel like every white character in this show is at least somewhat interesting and her character is the only one that isn't, so it sticks out to me. You can make the case I'm just inventing a narrative out of racism or something I guess, but it rings true to me, especially looking at other black female characters in say HotD, or other unrelated shows I watched recently, like the shitheap that is Welcome to Derry. "noble victim" is the go-to for black females.
>>217734819In the shadow of a massive civil war where not only do Targs no longer have dragons but now there's a rogue rival claimant it is rather foolish, the shadow of paranoia would be everywhere around the Targs.
>>217734728Try harder
>>217734832its a perfect slice of life story, low stakes 2 minor houses and their bickering, you can visualize exactly who it looks, the chicken keep, the villages the spider castle the characters, it might be the best thing the fat man ever wrote
>>217734652Most of the Royal family are OK people. Only Aerion is a total ass and he's gonna be properly punished for his behavior.I guess that after the rebellion and even the dance, they want to show a proper noble face, specially due to the lack of dragons. People like Baelor and Valarr.
>>217734220Targ fucking shits
>>217734883What was their motto again?
>>217732354Except you can barely see them. Also egg's actor is terrible at conveying the haughty and authoritarian nature of egg, no gravitas in this scene or the "kill him" in the tourney
>>217734832Because it's by far the best story of the three, the most self-contained and the stakes seem realistic enough. I've never liked how kings and princes are instantly killing each other because of some random pretender knight.Also Rohanne a cute.
>>217734906family duty honor, something like that
>>217734651>forgive me Rahloo-sensei but I have to dragon out fully, just this once>FORBIDDEN TARGARYEN CLAN JUTSU: SYMPHONY OF A THOUSAND WEEPING SLAVES, SONG OF FLAME AND PAIN: SHADOW OF THE ANCIENT WYRMS!>*high pitched powering up shouting*
>>217734372Westeros has been exchanging people from the Summer Isles for hundreds of years. The problem with HotD wasn't that there were black people in it (there were canonical black people around at the time, and a number of characters who could have been used), it's that instead of using Black people from and in the lore they replaced a Valyrian-Blooded Noble Dynasty with Black people for no reason.
>>217734908Egg’s actor is actually good, you’re being too critical
>>217732426I friend of mine only noticed I had blue eyes two years into our friendship, I guess that could happen
>>217734819No, he wasn't right. Nobles have always known of their people making fun of them occasionally and they don't execute them for it. They knew it was bad look for them, unless they had absolute evidence that they were rebels. Even there, somene threw a rock at him, in front of the prince heir and he did nothing because he knew he had to let people show disgust over Aerion safely. When this happened to Joffrey, his reaction escalated things worse.
>>217734415>GOT>HOTD>KotSK
What is with that fucking music at the end?
>>217734906'Though all men do find us tasty cooked in batter with chipped spuds'
>>217732490What a nothing burger of a character, how is he even so mentioned in the main books as the foremost example of targ madness and not eggs folly at summerhall?
>>217734956Because Summerhall is a mystery
>>217734842She's meant to be a puppeteer and actress, so she's expected to know her way around an audience and people in general. Not as sassy as the prostitutes Dunk talked to, but definitely more personality. She was just there, "acting" . She has zero charisma and her body language is inexistent. Egg actor dances thousand circles around her in that area.
>>217734696He then later also does another stream with that Glidus guy, where they once again talk about it for 2 hours.
>>217734956To be fair, drinking magic napalm is pretty retarded
>>217732535Yeah GRRMs world building really fails in these kind of details, no way a conquering dynasty would allow their vassals to use a crown in their sigil, especially if they had actually been kings before the invasion
>>217734840of course i will, i might even come here and pretend i'm the one who was right and you're the retard who got it all wrong
>>217734927>Westeros has been exchanging people from the Summer Isles for hundreds of yearsWhat do you mean? Slavery?Merchants visiting other countries is not crazy but poor people settling in westeros? Yes that is
>>217734956no one knows what happened at summerhall, the common belief is it was a big horrible accidental fire that just happened while the royal family were all gatheredbrightflame boy happened very publicly and very stupidly
>>217734956He's mentioned because his death is hilarious. Summerhall was a tragedy and we don't know if it was the product of madness. Not every magical action a targ performs is madness, specially in a setting in which we know magic exists. Summerhall could have just been an honest mistake of whatever they tried to perform. Or even sabotage before they could indeed hatch the eggs.
>>217734942Yeah it was jarring
>>217733203>yeah bro, wars happen because of interpersonal conflicts and stuffPea-brained and historically illiterate take. Doubly so when we have word of god confirmation that the war started precisely because of tensions between a group of people who had justified for existence for 8000 years by fighting against Dorne and a court that suddenly favored Dornishmen.
>>217735000you and I aren't so different after all
>>217735027I'm talking about how the nobles and common folks view it, what actually happened the real reasons are completely irrelevant
>>217734985The Baratheons are founded by Aegon's half-brother though. They are essentially part of the monarchy.
>>217735027>wars happen because of interpersonal conflicts and stuffIf you have a head of state with a lot of power and relatively little legislative restraint i dont see why this wouldn't be true
>>217735053>>217734985I will add to this, the Baratheon sigil is just the Durrandon sigil adopted to help give Orys Baratheon legitimacy over the Stormlands.
>>217734927The Velaryions are the reason I can't watch hotd. Even though the two older Velaryions are good actors. You can see how lazy and coward the production of the show is when they deal with black people. Like, Rhaenyra actress ain't naturally blonde, but they adapt her look to look the part. Meanwhile, the Velaryions still have their big ass afros because apparently they can't use a proper wig.
>>217734985the crowns on its neck not its head, I think is symbolic for being lessor
>>217733362its just a wip title. if the story ever actually comes out it will follow the naming scheme of the other stories.
>>217734985...There's absolutely nothing weird about that and it's quite literally a thing that happens in real life all the time. Finlands coat of arms still had a crown while they were part of Russia.
>>217735115i would like this to be true I never liked she wolves of winterfell
>>217733826Ok but what's the colour of the hair on his stones
>>217734956Drinking napalm straight from the bottle trumps accidentally setting fire to your castle in the crazy scale.
>>217734906Codd = godd
>>217735003Especially when Martin turns the Summer Islands into a bit of a paradise.
>>217735091>Meanwhile, the Velaryions still have their big ass afros because apparently they can't use a proper wig.Yeah would it have been so weird if they just had the same kind of Valaryian hair as everyone else in the show?But for some reason it had to be dreads
NEW THREAD >>217735210NEW THREAD >>217735210NEW THREAD >>217735210
>>217734819>tell an old folk tale>OMG she's a domestic terroristThis is Westeros, not the Nazi Germany or Soviet Union. The Serwyn of the Mirror Shield legend predates Targs by hundreds if not thousands of years, and it's a popular story all over the continent.
>>217735133That's because Finland was in a personal union with Russia proper so there's a degree of nuance there.
>>217734610Yeah a puppet show where a knight kills a dragon in a setting where the royal family only has power because they had dragons is crazy
>>217734819It's an old folk tale that predates Aegon's conquest. Pretty sure it was never outlawed either, because even the Targs knew it is a silly kids story.In the book she uses hand puppets. So she isn't stabbing a dragon herself. They made it all bigger and more impressive in the show. Which makes it a bit odd that Aerion is breaking her hands. She isn't a puppeteer in the show. In the book he is trying to take her way her ability to make a living.
>>217734935The show is not being tongue in cheek is a knight slaying a dragon, in the graphic novel I think it's even a red dragon, to read that as subversive material, especially after all the dragons died and a civil war with another branch of the house just 15 years prior, is not unreasonable
>>217735258That story would have been avoided after being conquered by a house whose only stake to power comes from dragons, the only people who would bring it back would be anti targ and monarchical factions, think of the formation of nation states in the 18th and 19th century and how they reappropriated long forgotten history and myths (eg France starting to see the Gauls and their defiance of the Roman empire as it's direct ancestors)
>>217732213Still Khal Tony I'm afraid.
>>217734929He is fine at conveying an innocent, sweet kid, but Aegon, like all targs, is supposed to have a nasty streak, and he just fails in that regard
>>217734984Yeah but that is trumped by the mad shit every other targ king has done, it's strange that he is still so vividly remembered being that he was a pretty inconsequential minor royal. The only thing that make sense to me is that anon's theory that Brightflame was supposed to be the original Blackfyres but George changed his mind, also he is constantly mentioned in ACOK and ASOS and barely mentioned in the following books
>>217735053So is Daemon Blackfyre the half brother of daeron the good
>>217735133That's not an apples to apples comparison and you know it
What the hell was with Odin showing up randomly?Ragnar is that way bro
>>217735362Even without it being outlawed people would just self-censor, you know, the fourth face of power and stuff
>>217736038people are disrupting ICE conducting legal federal operations despite getting shotyou really think a few people wouldn't make a play about how dogshit the tyrants that have raped their lands for 200 years have been?
Rhaenyra loses an army of dragons to fucking peasants LMAO
>egg reveals himself to be a targ>editor becomes indianhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOxutBMCOUcwhat the fuck were they thinking
>>217736140It was kind of a funny choice. I couldn't tell if they filmed it so over the top to be comical on purpose or if they were serious
