>Just follow your dreams and make a movie bro
>>217758026lmao italians are so gayall they have is mobster stuff and people are bored of it
>>217758026Imagine being such a fucking retard that you actually risk your home for some gambling shit.
>>217758026i kind of respect that, although it was retarded
>Box office $68,310Why did she think this would work out for her? Maybe she didn't care because it was her third vacation home or something
she was in Taxi with Jimmy Fallon and Queen Latifah why don't they help her out?
>>217758026This isn't the Seventies or the Nintenties where filmmaking was so cheap anyone could make a movie if they were driven enough.
She could’ve partnered with someone who has an established reputationKinda risky going solo on your first venture.
>>217758026Did she not have a distribution deal?
>>217758026>chick mobster movieoriginal but no one's gonna watch that shit
>mobster movieneat, i like those>it's about a wife and kidshard passthe struggle of a mob wife is just not the reason i watch mob movies, although the premise sounds original
>>217758026She sounds pretty entitled desu...https://www.instagram.com/jesposito/reel/DUJBLD6DQ38/
Shoulda just made a horror film because they eat up any slop
>>217758026Esposito told Deadline Hollywood in October 2021, she had struggled to get financing for the project from financiers and distributors due to the lack of male lead actors in the film. Funding instead arrived from a unique source, with Deadline Hollywood calling it “the first feature film financed and traded by a global group of fan investors via this first-of-its-kind IPO on Upstream Exchange, the Ethereum-powered digital stock exchange”.[5]wat
as a teenager i spent a considerable amount of time trying to have a lucid dream where i could have a threesome with jennifer esposito and gina gershon
>>217758409>Just give me the same exact slop I’ve already gulped forever
>>217758026Why would you refinance your only home to make a movie with no safety net? That's like betting the farm on a poker game.
>“Yeah, I’m looking like a— right now because I’ve been crying because I’m moving out of my home that I mortgaged to make my film and then have people who are in the spotlight now not be able to just throw one back and say, ‘Hey, watch this film,'” she said in the clip.Is she blaming Odessa
>>217758287>she was in Taxi with Jimmy Fallon and Queen Latifah>why don't they help her out?great question
>>217758532hell yeah. you have no idea how many prison movies i've seen just because i like the concepti'd pay to another one no matter what, same with mob moviessimple as
>>217758026question, in these situations do they usually run it by like a test screening type situation before they go through with the project?>>217758432wtf how does she go into an anti-White tirade out of nowhere. she used to date Bradley Cooper and now what shes dating a dutch guy tf is her problem, why doesn't she just say jews? why she gotta target Whites? This is supposed to be a White country for Whites but apparently that's an issue for people
>>217758552No i think she's talking about the many a listers and general celebs she worked with over the years but nobody even retweeted a link to her movie or promoted it at all.
>>217758581The bit just before that was interesting, what sent her on that white rant part>There is a writeoff in contracts that you get if you put a real Latin person in a role instead of someone who just looks Latin like an Italian American>And Latin actors are playing Italian Americans with no issue
>>217758650zitto indiano
>>217758432>I'd love for all us non-whites to "do something" about all the white people>2 seconds later>also I would love for all the white people to say hey I would love you for the rolelmao kys bitchlose that house BITCH HEE HEE SHAMONE
>>217758532>>Just give me the same exact slop I’ve already gulped foreveryes if you want to make money and keep your house you give the customers what they want. you can do your artsy shit once youve become established and dont have to risk your livelihood
should have let the cartel launder money through her movie. thats how netflix does it.
>>217758597oof (OOF)
Most people can't even own a home. Cry me a river, bitch.
>I wish all the nonwhite people could figure out what to doit's called BUILD YOUR OWN SYSTEMS, LADYThe pajeets figured this out, they got Bollywood. China figured it outbut you're like "no, I deserve, I am entitled to the many millions of dollars on offer in Hollywood, dollars put there by the hard work of white men in suits. The white men in suits should labour to provide millions of dollars for me, simply because I am brown/gay/a woman and I want things that cost money""NO DICE BITCHTHEY GOT SOME GREAT CONDOS IN STATEN ISLAND, BYE BYE
>>217758224fpbp
>>217758432lmao all these fakes commentsgod i love watching whores meeting reality i hope she ends up on the streets imagine gambling your fucking home in 2026 in this fucking economy
>>217758488At least she was able to turn theoretical laundry money into a real-world transaction
>>217758805>dollars put there by the hard work of white men in suitsWhat? In Hollywood? KEK the goyim never cease to make me laugh.
>>217759056You think the jews are the ones doing the hard work?
>>217758026Why didn't she sell streaming rights to some digital slop dealer?
>>217759132wanted the theatrical release glory
>>217759132>Why didn't she sell streaming rights to some digital slop dealer?because there is nothing to sell since there is zero demand.
>>217759176streamers have taken and will take worse slop
>>217758026>inb4 it becomes a cult classic 20 years later
>>217759107>hard workWhat? In Hollywood? KEK the goyim never cease to make me laugh.
>>217759191no ones gonna battle for exclusive streaming rights for a movie that no one wants. there is nothing to sell
>>217758409Sopranos was 90% Tony arguing with his wife and kids and everyone on this board basedjaks over that shit
>>217759230>Sopranos was 90% Tony arguing with his wife and kidsno it wasnt. you would know that if you had watched the show
>>217758658a real Latin person? they have a time machine?
>>217759132People have it in their heads that streaming=low effort stop.And that only by putting your movie in theaters does it make it a “real movie”.Granted, the aren’t exactly wrong. Just look at the Tubi originals. But if you don’t have the money for theatrical then you should just but the bullet and go to streaming.
>>217758301You can literally make a movie on your fucking iphone these days and release, wtf are you on about? Do you still think you can only make music if you rent out a fucking $20k studio for 1 month?
i cant save her
>>217758026>I'm gonna do it on my own and show this jew runned industry what women are all about!
>>217758991>ends up on the streetshe's pretty hot anon, that'd never happen
>>217758026Who wants to watch a movie by "that chick from Master of Disguse"
>>217758026>Mortgaging your home to make a movie about women in the mafiaWhat a retard. Horror is the only low to medium budget genre that manages to have decent returns.
>>217758287>>217758555>>217758597I'm going to be true hereIt's 100% real and fact (even if I can't confirm it) that she probably didn't reached to any of her A listers nor B listers on any platform to beg for some exposure.She is a women, probably though that this people "already saw a trailer on their feed FOR SURE" and actively didn't help herI'm 100% sure non of the people that didn't help her, even knew the movie was out.
>>217758026>crime/thriller type movie>3 main characters are all womenDoomed. Why nobody talked her out of it?
>>217758026Maybe don't gamble your house with a movie. Well deserved loss for her for being stupid.
>>217760292shes old
>>217758026And to think 20 years ago she was married to Bradley Cooper
>>217760889Funny enough, she's bitching because producers wanted a male lead kek
>>217758224>Italians >Esposito Which flyover state are you from
>>217761300are you trying to say esposito is not italian?
>>217758488And she still lost her house lmao.Meanwhile the team behind Sound of Freedom made shitloads.People are tired of female-written, female-directed, female-led projects and it shows.
>>217761300Kek how ironic, coastie brainlet
>>217761300brown!
>>217761685>People are tired of female-written, female-directed, female-led projects and it shows.they arent as seen with asian media. the problem is that western women are talentless hacks brainwashed on leftist bullshit who ignore realityshe was given several warnings, ignored reality and now lost it all
>>217758026According to Jennifer Esposito:"And now feel free to scroll about the best new face lift, arrest of a journalist and who else was shot""I was offered $5 million if a male would direct it instead of myself. I was offered a lot of money for stars to be in it"
>>217761998should have taken the money and then fund her own indie project later. typical woman
Fitting
How the FUCK do you need "financing" when you can make a movie with your goddamn phone? Or if you want cameras, I'm sure one camera is pretty cheap. Actors? Cast yourself, dumb bitch or ask your friends or family who'll probably do it for free.
>>217762025>should have taken the money and then fund her own indie project laterBut Odessa A’zion is in! she's a star!>>217761300>>217761444Esposito was also the surename given to the kids who were orphans or bastards dropped in convents
>>217758026She didn't understand: anything worth doing is worth doing with other people's money.
>>217762126>Odessa A’zionlooks like a girl who would be on facialabuse
>>217759176>because there is nothing to sell since there is zero demand.dude, streaming sites will buy any fucking content they can get their hands on, and the users will gobble anything that's marketed to them. That poster on Netflix's splash screen would make a killing.
Sucks streaming started and she isn't getting any residuals for Spin City.
>>217762121its not that easy for a professional production there certainly are costs involved shes just out of touch with reality and the current marketshould given into the demands then she wouldnt have had to mortgage her house
>>217758026Fucking Coppola had to sell his neat vineyard in Italy to finance his latest movie, Megalopolis, which flopped anyway.Who the hell is this and why did she think she would have any more luck than him? These people are retarded.
>>217761893Can you give me some examples of these successful Asian movies that are written and directed by woman and feature a primarily female cast?
>>217760372True. Look at Blair Witch and Terrifier. License to print money.
>>217762306anime says hello. now go be a retard somewhere else but do yourself a favor and dont mortgage your apartment
>>217762385I asked for examples, surely you can provide some? I will count anime movies as that’s explicitly what’s being discussed.
>>217758650What in the fuck is wrong with you? Nobody wants to see apes fuck human women, you need therapy or chemical castration.
>>217762464Why don't you look it up for yourself if you care that much. Demanding to be spoon fed is not productive and you would already have an answer to your query, if one exists. Here, I will get you started, lazy. https://www.google.com/search?q=asian+anime+written+by+female+starring+all+female
>>217762464i gave you an entire industry that pushes out female centric content on a seasonal basis and you still wanna argue over what exactly?
>>217758552Most all social media promotion is a hierarchical circlejerk. Was she actively promoting their stuff? She was probably a smaller name than said actors, so she could only expect a flippant "oh hey check out this trailer" post from them if she'd been actively 'glazing' them on a near daily basis. It's also possibly a money thing. Some of those actors get paid just to tweet "yo check out this face cream I totally use every day," so they may well have expected a payday from her if she wanted them to promote her movie, even with nothing more than a link to the trailer. Thinking that your acting "buddies" would spend time helping you or sticking their neck out for you without direct compensation of some sort is an adorably antiquated way of thinking.
>>217758224And westerns
Based.Roasties who wants a """career""" deserve nothing but pain and suffering.
Damn. Imagine Markiplier seeing this and dabbing away his tears with millions of dollars from his successful movie that he financed himself.
>>217762858there are no name youtubers in comparison who did "professional" movies without ending up brokethe bitch is just retarded and thought she knew better than everyone
>>217758026>Jennifer EspositoNever heard of her.>Fresh KillsNever heard of it, either.
>>217758026>Watch her rant on Instagram>Bitches her film tanked>Rants Latinos are taking over all the roles>Then rants Whiteness is the problem and patriarchyCan't wait for AI to take over all of these entitled Hollyweirdos.
>>217758026She could get the money back on OF in like a weekFlap that roast beef
>>217759132>>217759176If she wants a roof over her head, better call up Tubi!
>>217762174Every DTV, VOD, Free movie site has tons of mafia slop, camaaaan!
>>217762574>>217762652>no I won’t adhere to burden of proof>yes I will shift the goalpostsJust as I thought. You can’t name a single Asian female-written, female-directed, female-cast movie without falling back on muh anime. And even then you won’t provide examples.Your failure is noted and your concession accepted.
>>217760179see >>217763131
>>217763157Chloe Zhao, Mira Nair, that red panda thing
>>217758026first, whosecond, this is why you never use your own money
>>217763076>Flap that roast beefjust want you to know i'm stealing this phrase
>>217763151the point is to have more content to offer than the other site and keeping your users' eyes on the app. if those idiots watched every mafia movie, that just means they need more cause they're gonna go check out the mafia movies on the other site.
>>217758351Heated Rivalry worked. The problem is she didn't lean into the gay of the mafia
>>217758351>>chick mobster movie>Literally who makes a woke movie.>No one watches it.>Decisions have consequences.
Torrenting right now. If thread is still up, I will report back.
>>217758301What do you mean, it's easier than ever to make a movie in 2026? You can literally film something in your own house or backyard and upload it for the world to see. How were you going to get anybody to see your movie back in the 70s if you couldn't get studio distribution? Plus you also had to pay for the film stock to get developed, then pay to have reels stuck and distributed back then, etc. Digital and streaming makes it cheaper and easier than ever.
>>217758026She looks like a hot milf. She can make her money back doing hardcore mom son incest kinos
>>217758488What happened to sorority?
>>217761893Asian media is so insular it might as well be irrelevant, and that is despite being at the height of its popularity thanks to videogames, anime and k-stuff.
>>217761998She's pretty dumb for turning down $5 million to not direct, if that's true. She would have still surely retained writing and producing credits on the movie anyway.
Damn that woman can't do anything right. She even has a podcast averaging 50-100 views per episode (on YouTube). She was in one season of NCIS, how is she not more successful?
>>217764403There's nothing dumb about it, she wanted to direct the movie, she got what she wanted.It's this idea that the world is to blame for her not recognizing the risks she was running when doing things her way. Peak foid mentality.
>>217758026women can't kinofy anything, they can only destroy someone else's idea of kino.
>>217763234>just want you to know i'm stealing this phraseYou'll be the coolest kid in your 8th grade class...
>>217764633Roastie detected kek
>>217764589Correct.
>>217758026>goes on Bluebloods alongside Moustache-Ferrari man>mortgages home for frivolous activitiesmany such cases
>everyone got camera on their phone you can make a movie right now for $0Name one no budget film made on a phone camera or even a cheap digital handheld. There's none except literal YouTube videos. Nobody will ever take your movie seriously unless you can scrape together at least 50k and hire a couple of cheap actors and have a proper lighting and camera set up.
>>217758026>Box office: $68,310>$68,310
>Esposito told Deadline Hollywood in October 2021, she had struggled to get financing for the project from financiers and distributors due to the lack of male lead actors in the film. Imagine that...
Are Italians really still doing the "I'm not white" bit?
>>217764797i think white people are still doing the whole 'you're not white' bit
>>217764797I'm Italian and when I ask white people they 90% tell me they don't think I'm a white person but if I ask browns they unanimously think I'm white. Truly I am of the most cursed race.
>>217758026That sucks, the movie was actually good too.
>>217761300esposito, not despacito retard
why are zoomies so risk averse? It's a very feminine trait to always take the safest option and shit on people who try something and fail. That only works if you have a big daddy taking care of you. I guess, given that the majority of zoomers live at home until their 30s, they're trapped in a state of perpetual adolescence
>>217758026>>217758271>be woman>make stupid financial decision because you don't understand the consequences of your choicesmany such cases.
This worked for the Cuphead devs, why did she fail
>>217764933People think the Roman Empire and The Catholic church weren't white people?
Has anyone seen this? Is she a good director?Most of the criticism of it seems to be that the story just isn't that interesting.
>>217758026>in crash when she's getting that bbc and you see her big bumpy nipmadonn
>>217765498I wonder if her thought process was getting enough acclaim from this movie to get offered big projects like a marvel movie or something.
>>217758535She thought she had a full house with her woman power but lost to a bigger boat.
>>217758650you literally need to be murdered. worthless mandingo loving faggot.
>>217758026you're supposed to get someone else to take the financial risk for you
>>217758301Bro a youtuber just was top movie in the country lmao
>>217765322both of those have almost never been a pure white organisation
>>217758026oh no her billionaire husband lost one of their 9 homes humoring his annoying wife
>>217766027Youtubers are literally filmmakers and big ones make millions of dollars a year to fund making an actual film as well as an established audience and existing sponsors. Retard
>>217758026She's been married 4 times, I assume her alimony will allow her to live comfortably>breaking up with Bradey Cooper just before he becomes super successfuldumb bitch
>>217764589Such wisdom is unbefitting of this cesspit
>>217759246>>217758026She was always hot.Should have done more sex-shit.Sad!
>>217766085Uh huh, lemme know when it happens again fucktard
>>217766085>literally filmmakersAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Going to assume this is like a second home or something. No big deal a lot filmmakers do this.
>>217763856Well?
>>21776473728 days later was filmed with a shitty cheap camera
>>217766292Kill yourself 396 times
>>217766391>budget: $8'000'000Oh yeah bro that's that no budget film making I'm talking about
>>217758026it's times like these i'm happy i never had dreams.
>>217758287
>>217766352I'm bored. Just female drama centered about Italian females who are in the family of mobsters in Staten island.
>>217765220Your risk has to be balanced with a reasonable chance of successSpending your life's money and your house to make a movie about a drop of water running down a discord mod's hairy body is not "a risk" and "brave" you ultra nigger, it's retarded you have 0 chance of successThere are such thinks like bad riskIf I go to the casino and bet on the roulette, all my money on green, I'll never ever win
>>217758026Her brother jean carlo couldn't lend her so money?
Damn the needle drops in this movie were annoying.
>>217760206No you can't that's just a psyop perpetrated by Hollywood so people won't get mad that it's gatekept by nepo babies and trustfund brats
>>217765220i tried several things that failed. i don't know if i'll try again, but i definitely appreciate risk. i don't think may people truly do.
The credits rolled to that song...https://youtu.be/Tl_Qfj8780M?si=-ZE3xtOxUpdZwm_K
>>217758224Im not there has been maybe 2 good mafia movies in 10 years and id love to see more good ones
>>217758026She lost her house do to making a mob propaganda film. they're a bunch of crazy alcoholic bootleggers.
>>217765220Nothing wrong with taking or not taking risks, you gotta measure wether it is worth to take said risk or not. As long as you're responsible and understand whatever consequences come are your doing, for better or worse, then it's good.It's her playing the victim and blaming the patriarchy for having to take a risk, when she chose to take said risk, that is annoying.
>>217763856So how did it go?
>>217758026bradley won
>>217758026if you have to mortgage your home to finance a movie it means you don't know how to work money in the first place and were desperate to get a deal
The film industry is creatively dead. Everything is just recycled and reused stuff. It feels like i'm watching a.i. copy pasta generations.
Alright just finished watching the movie.It was boring female drama mostly about the two daughters of a mobster (Chickie from Tulsa King). They get heckled by le troubled teens of Staten Island and are angry they're in fear of what could happen to their father or the whole family because of it. It's like if you took The Sopranos and just showed everything from the POV of Meadow and AJ, but nothing about actual mobster shit happening. Just their life and maybe guessing "our dad might be doing illegal shit that could put us in danger".I understand why nobody cared back then, I don't know how you can sell this movie. And no, all those indie festival awards don't sell shit.
>>217766952>>217766352See>>217767037
Damn I took the time to torrent a movie with almost no seeds, watched it effectively taking a bullet for the team, made a review and thread dies just after that?
>>217758432thank you for sharing, this turns her losing her house into quite an uplifting story
>>217758301>Nintenties
>>217766027It was remarkable for being an exception
>average rating of 7.4/10Oof, so it's not even bad enough to be a fun watch, it's just kinda mid
>movie title>subtitle: A film by Jennifer EspositoAny time I see "a film by X" it already gives me the ick. The director is a fucking narcisist. If it's a woman doing it, then it's double red flag.
>>217768288It's understandable when it's a name you recognize. If it's Scorsese or Spielberg, there's a reason those names are there, the names alone sell tickets because of their reputation. If you're Mr. Producerstein, you want to use that to make money.But when it's a literal who then yeah, pure narcissism.
>>217768288>>217768321I'm willing to bet the distributor wanted that tacked on because "we need something to make this mafia slop stand out and surely at least a few people will have heard of this B list actress before"
>>217766930she could've minimized her risks by pre-selling to streaming. some1 around her should know business
>>217758224They have cars too but thats for a different board I guess
>>217765514this is how failing up works - if enough chuds laugh at her schadenfreude the progressive powerbrokers will reverse it.
>>217768075I'll bump it just for you. No one really responds in /tv/. It's hard to get yous, by I think people are more likely to read your posts here than other boards even if they don't respond
>>217768075Took time to make a post and wanted to contribute to the quality of the board?Oof. Big mistake
Not even Reddit cared about thishttps://www.reddit.com/user/jenespo/
>>217767037Tanks for suffering through this movie
>the annoying wives of criminals are always the most annoying part of any crime story >They adopt the role of moral busybody, designed to irritate the protagonist and the audience rooting for them by proxy >And also stand to gain from the wealth accumulated by their husbands criminal activity >Which they do fucking nothing to earn, enjoy lavishly and ungratefully >They only serve to reign in the exciting and unrestrained actions of their more interesting husbands >Or devour screen time by whining and moaning >They deserve their own movie >I will gamble my house on this propositionLol dumb bitch
>>217761998Sounds like she's pretty fucking stupid then?
>>217758432Hahahaha what the actual fuck"We do owe each other something - decency!! So go watch my shitty movie so I can live in better conditions than 99.9% of the rest of all humans"Fuck off, spend some time in Karachi or in Abuja and learn what actual decency could mean, you entitled child
>>217758432>its not my fault the movie I wrote and directed flopped, the evil WHITE MALES sabotaged me REEEEEEEE. kek what a bitch, make an interesting, watchable movie dumb cunt.
>>217758026My friend lost his flat because he tried running a kebab place. No before you ask he's white. Sometimes dreams don't work out.
>>217758026Wtf. People are delusional. They really think movies and cartoons are dying because the "industry is ruining them" no. Do you not look around? Literally nobody cares about movies or cartoons anymore.I love movies but I haven't watch a movie in literal years.
>>217772225Wtf dude go watch Avatar III
>>217771445Ty it was a real chore. The sisters out shouting each other and awful needle drops didn't help.
>>217761300esposito, expresso, risotto, same shit
>>217762164why?