Heres your lousy sexbot, bro
but I wanted a Roku...
>>217761595Does it come in a smaller size?
>>217761595why does it have a lip defect?
>>217762024>defectOne girl's flaw is another girl's feature
>>217762024it's the scratch and dent fuckbot, more economical
>>217762024scratch & ding inventory insides work perfect
Don't you have a Moner model?
>>217762048for real. I love flaws. give me a little acne or whatever I dont care
Imagine the same model 10 years younger
>>217761595>B cups>Sexbot
>>217761595Who want that over a real woman? Ha ha ha
>>217762079You sick fuck
>>217761595How do I ask my gf to get this haircut without showing her this pic?
>>217762086
veiled soapy thread
>>217762132Isn't that the default normie haircut for women nowadays?
>>217762129God I hated that show.
>>217762140wouldnt a robot now have saggers
>>217762132Show her a pic of Rod Stewart
SOAPY A SHIT
>>217762224look at this face and say that again
>>217761595but I want the Ana Cheri model
>>217762240No girl will look at me like that...
*clank clank clank clank clank**whirrr**DING*
>>217762179Realtime dynamic sag adjustment, automatable so you can go from a gentle sway, to full helicopter, hands free
>>217762281>*clank clank clank clank clank*>*whirrr*>*DING*
>>217762293hey. I'm not complaining. as I grow older I respect some saggers more.
>>217762281is this what sex is likewhy would i even bother
>>217762310Exquisite tastes never go out of style
>>217762314I would be glad if thats how it was for meMy ex looked like Soapy, but I couldnt get it up since she was a chainsmoker which made her stink, especially the pussy stank
>>217762281Why clothes?
>>217762447Push up bras can be very arousing
>>217762314not really. when you nut you pause and sort of usually kiss and cuddle
>>217762564which movie taught you this
>>217762609real life. sadly
>It's teeth are fucked up>Send it back
bump!
>>217762140>neuron activation
She's bogged and tattooed. Ozempic claims another victim.
>>217762447Producers are retarded prudes and women are sluts who dun need no man's admiration
>>217761595I really hope hyper realistic sex bots never become affordable because honestly i dont think i could resist getting one and putting all my fetishes in and if i do i'd probably end up dead lol.Just a complete fucking psycho bitch that violently rapes me every day like keeps me chained to a bed in the basement.Honestly i could starve to death if they're not complex enough to go out and get a job to pay the bills.Otherwise i'd just be a living dildo/pain toy for the wrest of my natural life.Cant imagine that's healthy...
>>217763145Why do beautiful women want to become ugly?
>>217763325We've solved every problem. There's nowhere to go but down.
>>217763325She wasn't fat so it's a mystery, also buccal fat removal hysteria helped to bog her.
>>217763325Being a beautiful, famous, young woman in a first world country is basically winning the cosmic lottery with a one in a googol chance. The human brain can't handle such a perfect wonderful life and breaks down because it incompatible with such a thing. It's like how the paradise version of the Matrix failed because people couldn't believe it. So the brain, in when faced with utter paradise, ironically responds with self-sabotage and self-destruction.
>>217761595long neck
>>217763249nigga you need Jesus
>>217762447It’s an R-rated horror movie. Gore, blood, and guts are fine, but nudity is where people draw the line.
>>217761989Everyone would buy this sexbot in the year 3000 +1
>>217762224Soapy a cute.
>>217761595More like a Holy Matrimony bot
How is Soapy so iconic?
>>217761595haha nice, I'll be sure to put her to good use right away!
>>217764053Imagine her doing that jump but naked and peeing
>>217764117
>>217761595why would they even design these things with super strength? Also youd never wanna own these cuz at this rate theyll be coded by indians and accidentally bite your cock off or something
>>217762293Giga Kek. Mournful sag mode pls.
>>217763249I would honestly recreate my favorite Max Hardcore scenes
>>217764149She doesn’t have super strength
>>217764117Robots don't pee anon
>>217761595>tfw you are too young to have a realistic Companionwhat would your meeting story be? how else would you program her?
>>217764313You must be 18+ to post here
>>217764090She is?
>>217762281*whirr* *whirr**DING*
>>217764338Uh, yeah
>>217764238sorry, super intelligence
>>217764427She is super smart
>>217761595Thank you, I will treasure her always.
>>217762140lmfaooo, imagine having absolute FLAPJACKS, and being willing to go out in public with that dress and no bra.
I miss discovering Soapy when I first catched Prospect on Netflixhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AE3UGUaRfY
>>217764557/lgbtq/ is that way
>>217764532
>>217764532soft
Why does she talk like that
>>217764580
>>217764053why does she have midge proportions, head way too big for body
>>217764705Head perfect for body
>>217764577I wonder if Pablo got her the Star Wars job
>>217764720if you hide it under extreme angle, contouring makeup and a giant fake wig it doesn't look as noticeable, yes.
>>217764645cute
>>217764759Okay seething roastie.
>>217764759PERFECT HEAD!
>>217764746She has that midwest qt look.
>>217764911
>>217761595I like the part where I can get it to cook me meals
>>217765486neck
>>217761595>thin white woman who dresses feminine and isn't covered in scribble tattoosdoes this even still exist bros?
>>217764557Spoken like someone who’s never had a face full of flapjack. I bet them things be swinging
>>217761595no thx i can do better
>>217764577what that was her?wha happn she used to be cute
>>217762240How do you respond in this situation?
>>217761595goddamn nigga, you deserve a hefty tip
>>217762447Old mate kept losing his erection during foreplay so he wasted no time getting it in. Don’t ask me how I know.
>>217763249my man!
>>217761595i would buy it and fuck it every single day, you are a fucking faggot
>>217761595i'll take 8
>>217761595Lousy indeed.
>>217764835>wow, thanks for hanging out with me today, I had a lot of fun..>... maybe we could do this again sometime?
>>217761595I love her
>>217766780My precious…
>>217766788you don't
>>217766861Yeah he does and so do we.
>>217764720
>>217766780I love dimples so much brehs...
Soapy's anus should be fucked raw with poop in it
>>217766981Why did the ai shrink her nose and make her eyes more narrow?
>>217767016She is Indian cock drunk.
>>217766979Yellowjackets was hard to watch since I always had to make screengrabs when she showed up
>>217766981I don’t look like this
mormon
>>217767081Same
>>217767099
>>217767171BIC
>>217764999Cute version of grimes
>>217762129She looks weird, like an adult woman in the body of a child. And then people criticize zoomers for looking older than they are
>>217761595god I wishnot the killing me part but the sex bot looking like that
>>217762314if you don't do the post fuck cuddle you run a real risk of getting dumped early on
Is there an additional charge for extra thick armpit hair?
>>217766992Id feed her extra spicy food in preparationThe analsex with Soapy also should be gassy
>>217767322I love that haircut
Why has no one posted her feet? Someone post her feet.
>>217768301
>>217768310Ho Lee
>>217768310
>>217761595No this is mine wife-bot
>>217761595>my sex bot
Soapy with curly hairhttps://youtu.be/1ths6rdE1rU?si=dcJxbAMmHsAR3Vyj
>>217766665Robo bitch from Space Cobra?
>>217762281They could fix a lot of societal problems by just allowing access to the sexbots. India would be pacified overnight.
>>217761595Sexbots would never be made with resting judgy zoomer face. It's like she wants to do a quirky unique role yet has to make it "feminist", which negates the point -- the feminism has to come from the story's comeuppance, not her attitude.
>>217762140When they told you to join the SAG that's not what they meant lady -_-
>>217765770Spit on her face and slap the shit out of her. Then unzip your pants as she gets to work.Obviously.
>>217769062it's jsut a cyber pinup I thinkbut bonus points to you for knowing Lady Armaroid
>>217762024Yeah, every time I start thinking she's attractive I notice her upper lip
>>217763325I think it's just women looking in the mirror and thinking being simply good looking is never enough, so they go off the deep end till they look bogged. Kinda tragic but hey, that's women's vanity for ya
>>217767197this
>>217762314yeah dont bother, like ever. become a great wizard.
>main actor needs to completely stop running the split second he's off-screen because she's slow as fuck
>>217761595Subscription model. Talk features? 11.99 a month. Want her to jerk you off? 3.99 a minute. Want her to pee on you? 9.99 a pint. The hardware is all there! You're just paying to unlock features!
>>217771062It's sad, really. Imagine being so messed up by (((media))) that you can never believe you are truly beautiful (unless you spend goybucks, of course)
>>217771206lol
Bros, we are so close
>>217771345What was his problem?
>>217770098
>>217771206dork
>>217762065nah bro hairy nipples are where it's at
>>217768310She looks sickly.
bump for soapy
>>217761595That's not the model I ordered
>>217766981>>217767171
>>217773069That stupid butterface isn't any better
>>217765554Long so there's plenty of space for kisses.
>>217768598Damn, seeing her aim with both eyes open is hot
I want this one
>>217761595it worked fine until he hacked it
>>217771206She's a sexbot not a deliverybot!
>>217762140I love pancake tits so much bros
I want the plastic model
>>217773625>Face is 90% plasticThat's the dedication I want from actors.
>>217764053when the fajitas come out sizzlin
>>217762314Sex is very underwhelming. It's still great, but once you have it, your entire idea of it will be shattered because in your head, you probably almost mythologized it.>>217770054We need to supply beautiful white women sex bots to pajeets. That would single handedly destroy their birth rates and save the world.
>>217773625That looks like something that would be put on sale
>>217773808Sex is only underwhelming if you are underwhelming.
>>217773625>>217773982I enjoyed that movie but the two elements that made me laugh were>she was designed to be a genuinely innocent maid/nanny bot, all of the sexual addons were unauthorized - so they made her look like an aging pornstar because...?>the dad didn't even like/give a shit about her at the outset, the daughter was just instantly enamored with her
>>217773548great
>>217761595cant be worse than a regular woman.
>>217773808nah, for me sex was at first disappointing but with a decent partner and some time it was way better than I had ever imagined. One night stands sucked though, or maybe you just have to keep going at it until you learn to enjoy it but I didn't get the appeal and only did it once.
>>217764557ユニオシさん
>>217773069given a choice of all actresses in their prime across the last hundred years and you choose her?
>>217773625>>217774282This role would've been perfect for her 20 years ago.
>>217774282the designers knew what they were doing, you get the bot to keep your wife off your back and then you jailbreak it easily so there's something in it for you too. The aging part is to reassure the wives.
>>217761595>>217762240>>217762281Is that Violet McGraw? She must have grown a lot in the last two years.
slut
>>217763325
>>217762140
>>217762140holy tummy
>>217762024To make me seem less imperfect, dummy.
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