Gross
>>217763674>Chuds and incels will get mad even though Storm is black
>>217763674I'll never see it so I don't care.
At this point just recast the original X Men and adapt the modern comic arcs where they have to run the school after Charles dies, because every single time I hear news of them casting someone new all I can think is holy shit, it gets worse and worse each time, please genuinely skip a generation.
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I was hoping they wouldn't cast a nigger for once. So much for being progressive, cowards.
>>217763686That's the exact word I had in mind.
>>217763674Hally Berry was too hot
>>217763674with a proper wig and cut down claws it could work
>>217763674Lmao that's insane how much they had to digitally alter her face to make her look been remotely suitable for the role
>>217763674>bald black womanabsolutely no thanks
>>217763674halle berry even being 20 years older than this thing is still way hotter
They should get the black lady from the Sonic movies
>>217763674Instead of growing her hair out or wearing a wig they will just cgi hair onto her.
>>217763674no please god no
>>217764100Wouldn't be the first time
>>217763674>Height: 5′ 1″ugh....Storm isn't short.
>>217763674This would have mattered to me 20 years ago. Now, I wasn't going to watch it anyways, so they can cast anything they want. I'm not going to watch it anyways.
I imagine when filmmakers hold casting calls now, you walk into the office and it's just Black men and women and if a White person shows up they have to stand because there are no seats left and they just leave because what's the point of standing for hours when you're not part of the DEI program anyway?
>>217765143>it’s DEI and woke to cast a black woman to play stormi don’t like the actress but take your meds
>>217764510>This would have mattered to me 20 years ago.Basically how I feel. I just laugh in threads here then never watch said slop. I win by by doing nothing :^)
disgusting
Why not just use Alexandra Shipp again?Shes hella cute
>>217765203I don't follow comic books b/c i'm an adult and my point is undeniable. also try not posting cliches.
At least Storm is hot in Rivals and Tokon
>>217765242that shipp has sailed, anon
>>217763674Awesome choice. .. for X-Men, The Musical. No, she could belt out songs and cause bad weather. Just like the other movie . ..
>>217765242She was cute in Dark Phoenix but she’s not bad ass enough
>>217765299We dont have superheroines to be "badass", they are there for eyecandy and the few female comicbook nerds dont want to picture themselves as a butch and ugly heroine, their power fantasy includes being sexy
>>217765330You want both. Storm is inherently kind of dark in my eyes. She makes storms and tornadoes and shiet. Her eyes glow. She needs to look badass not just have some nice dsls.
>>217763688>storm is blackAnd smoking hot. I want a hot black actress not this gremlin. Fuck you faggot.
>>217763688lol, so you assume our problem with that gremlin as Storm is cause shes black?
>>217765251>I post on /tv/ but don't pay attention to comics, or cartoons, or video games, or toys, or moviesKeep paying attention to when a black woman gets a role if that's your hobby.
>>217763688yeah, that's the problem
Keep killing your golden goose dumbfucks marvel is dying and you're racing star wars to the top of the stinking shit pile.
>>217763674>casting ugly bitches stillThey just refuse to learn.
DeWanda Wise would be such a better choice
Halle Berry was never hot, she was cute but in a bland way and she had 0 charisma, Storm as a character was completely squandered in the Singer trilogy because Halle Berry had such weak screen presence
>>217765463This fucking poster. I swear this poster was done this way because of some principal actor equal exposure clause. Since Marsden doesn't get to show his whole face on the poster, none of the contracted leads get to. So they all have one eye covered as a compromise. Then, Kelly Hu, who isn't even billed on the poster, she gets to show both. It all seems like an artistic choice, but it probably was not.
>>217763674>>217763688first of all she is fucking ugly, secondly Storm always has been played by half black actress, Halle Berry, Alexandra Shipp, and last but not least she is canonically triracial with blue eyes.
>>217763802>Halle Berry was too whiteftfy
>>217765251Holy shit, just admit when you’re wrong for a fucking change lmao. Your point’s extremely deniable because it’s fucking retarded and not relevant. You don’t care about comics or superheroes but you still open threads about it to bitch with bad faith arguments. You’re a complete dumbfuck.
>>217764363why's she got two different costumes? the practical suit looks clutch, what a waste of cgi assets and it probably cost them another 50 million just to animate the fucking thing
>>217765708Cause Disney lets them over spend on everything. It's not just fixing it in post, it's making full on changes in post to better sell a toy or something.
>>217765558
>>217765600Marc Silevestri is kino
>>217765251>I don't follow comic books b/c i'm an adult so you’ve conceded that you don’t know what you’re talking about and only opened the thread to complain they’re not casting a white woman to play a black character.
>>217763674Excellent. I need something new to review bomb.
>>217765299More like Alexandra SHIT, cause Id fuck her up her shitter, get it?
>>217763674>Know what she looks like now>Wow, she actually used to look pretty goo- no wtf am I saying?What a mind fuck lol. Still, it's amazing how much a healthy weight and at least *something* on the scalp can help
>>217765299Those legs moogs Sweeney's booba
>>217765843If it’s not Sydney Sweeney, it’s automatically woke trash. Glory to Israel.
>>217763674Oh please no, get another nog, there's plenty of non megacringe ones around
ok.What response do you want out of me?
>>217763674As long as she has hair and isnt trying to turn the movie into some fucking social platform, im fine with it.
>>217765859this was my exact reaction, have no idea who thought being bald and ugly on purpose was good marketing for a movie but what the fuck do i know
>Is that… a black chick… playing STORM? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I’M GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAANE
>>217765917Nice try, asshole, you damn well know our problem with that gremlin as Storm isnt cause shes black
>>217765558I agree with this. Storm was pretty disappoint.
>>217765917Watching leftists try to copy basedjaks is always hilarious because they treat them like hyper detailed caricatures of people they don't like as opposed to general templates of simplified lines anyone can be projected onto.
>>217765407Imagine grabbing a handful of her hair and forcing her to suck your cock while she causes a little hailstorm outside.
>>217763674>it’s another ‘Hunter Schafer gets his fanbase to spam social media saying he’ll play Link’ style threadIf this spindly doodad gets within fifteen feet of the casting director I will be surprised. I want classic Storm with a big mane of wild white hair, gonzo knockers, breeding hips and a fat ass, not a Somalian pirate saying “look at me, I’m the Storm now”.
>>217765463Love that poster. We’re never getting a movie as good as X2 or DOFP again.https://youtu.be/padpEYIkq4c
>>217763688>idpol retard gets mad even though chuds and incels have never had an issue with Storm being blackSasuga, dipshit.
>>217765608Built for BWC
>>217765917I love black women when they are cute
>>217763674will she have the mullet
>>217766166You wish
Storm should look like this
>>217766552That's a ladyboy
>>217766499Storm craves the BWChttps://youtu.be/jdEc7ImPnmI?si=B2lKyEGdSlf88l2m
>>217766567That only makes her hotter.
get this nigress
>>217766878
>>217765917/tv/ unironically worships black waifus>>217766878>>217766902cosplayers with acting skills don't exist
>>217763674This is like the only role I can see her being good in. She's clearly a cunt though and she's probably hell to have to work with,.
>>217766902>>217766878Same girl?
>>217763674Can they somehow force her to gain weight?
>>217767077what in the dubs did i just watch lmao
>>217766978Isnt capeshit actresses basically just cosplayers, or which ones do have acting skills you mean?
>>217767077He cute
>>217766978>cosplayers with acting skills don't existWho careMost actors doesn't have skills either
>>217763734>Hollywood greenlighting a movie about people inheriting crumbling institutionsGood luck with that
>>217763674just change the name to Ozympica and she will be fine.
>>217765859Absolutely fucking bizarre when a celebrity is probably paying out the ass for personal stylists and stuff and they tell them shit like "You should shave off your hair and eyebrows, use really ugly makeup/no makeup at all, and get a really obnoxious huge ass septum piece!" Some of her older looks make her a lot more presentable.
>>217766607that hair is terrible
>>217767194See, really sad when that happens. Like who's giving them advice?
>>217767108>>217767135the difference is actors have training and experience whereas cosplayers have photoshop and tight anglesdo you know what happens when you hire a cosplayer as an actor? you get olga kurylenko
>>217763674Nasty, grandma.
>>217763674The demographics call for a hot black woman. Try again.
>>217767194>>217767194If you're not going to be traditionally attractive, maybe it's better to be, uh, distinct. Seems like that gets more attention than just going for conventionally attractive and just not being that attractive.
>>217767444>actors have training and experienceGood one, anon
>>217767194>black skin is so gross. who cares if black dont crack if it looks like that
Lupita would unironically be great, shame they already wasted her on black panther's gf
>>217763688Storm isn't black, she is dark skinned.>Tanned body and face>White hair>Blue eyes>Doesn't speak like a black>Has sex with me and she hulk constantly
Sexy black girls with white nails.
>>217767555too blackas anon pointed out before in >>217765600 storm has blue eyes which means she has white ancestors. checking her marvel origins, her mother is from kenya and her father is african-american which means he had a slave ancestor who was likely raped by a white man and passed those rubies down generations. it would be even more based if they made her one of jefferson's descendants.
>>217767581what's her ig & of
>>217763674FOR FUCK'S SAKE!Why 39yo? Didn't they want to do young X-Men??? She would be fucking 50 by the time they make a couple of these movies.And she is already looks fucking old.
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>>217767643now this is a threesome i can get behind
>>217763688but is she a fucking ghoul?
>>217767612because it's not about making a good adaption of anything.It's about shoving their pet freaks down your throat
>>217763674What a downgrade from Halle Berry and I haven't even seen the X-Men films, I've only seen the X-Men cartoon from the 90s (and I loved that cartoon). Anyway, Halle Berry is a genuinely beautiful black woman and Erivo is sinfully ugly.
Remember, Storm is an African. We should have a REAL African play her, not some......American Black!
>>217763688I know it's hard to believe, but there ARE some beautiful black women out there. And Storm is a beautiful black woman. Fuck you, jew.
>>217767695storm's father is african-american and has white ancestors
>>217765608>>217765608Jade Cargill has been lobbying to be cast as Storm for years...YEARSAnd she is never going to get it! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>217767555Ass made for farting on my dick
>>217767643I never thought my eyes would be drawn to legs over booba
>>217767077I can't believe I actually recognize the guy. He's an indie film maker who does a lot of short films. And yes, he's a total nerd in real life.
>>217768308>tfw no hot ebony gf to play vidya with
>>217765917you're quite a self-portraitist
>>217765843Keep reading me and replying and perchance you'll understand someday soon
>>217763674She makes me realize how much I miss Aretha Franklin, Prince, SOVL
>>217763674They better find a bigger, chonkier girl this time for her to leech life force from. She almost sucked Ariana Grande dry.
>>217767643FUCK
>>217763674LMAO
>>217763674>is being reportedly being
isnt halley berry still alivealso what about the girl who played her in apocalypse, she should be about the same age as halley was in x1/x2
>>217763674Why not cast someone who actually fits Storm description in coming books? She was always classically hot black woman.I thought with reps back woke would be gone. It is clearly not.
>>217769961>woke would be gone. It is clearly not.those losers retreated in their last bastion, our entertainment industry, for the sole purpose of retaliating.We'll spend years to purge that shit and go back to what's normal and good
>>217763674I am really, really, really fucking tired of this bitch.
>>217765608Fucks up all her lines, stand around looking lost during action scenes, fucks up choreography, injuries the other actresses she works with, and still gets uppity about everything. She'd be fucking fired and the role recast on day one.
>>217766137what chu talkin about, Willis?
>>217763674for the love of god please use sexy black women for once, im tired of these freakish ugly whores being cast for attractive characters
>>217769961This is AI.
I liked her in The OutsiderShe was autistic in that show right?
>>217763674Isn't this bitch a known headcase and diva?
>>217771803Le 20% ghost DNA face
>>217763674isn't she a full blown schizo?
>>217771803I didn’t. And it was because the facial expression in that pic is her expression for 90% of the show.
>>217772987Then she fits the casting as a mutant.
>>217771803She literally looks like a gorilla.
>>217765593singer is a pedo and jews love their saturn and one eyed shit anon, years before it wouldve been posted in an illuminati thread, but its just jews anon, particularly ones who abuse children. Mostly gay men on that poster as well
>>217770536you're right, we need a ghoul to handle this complex role.
>>217767573You are a retard
>>217771716That's a real girl whose hair and eyes they edited
>>217766552Is it or is it not Beyonce?
These people are allergic to money I swear to God
>>217767090これ
>>217766552Give me her name
>>217768507GIWTWM
Kek imagine being a black woman and seeing all the characters that are supposed to be role models for you get casted to ugly actors
Here's your Storm. Don't @ me
>>217775621No
>>217763688I'm mad because I don't like Cynthia.
>>217763674I see disney still doesnt want money
>>217763674LOLThis fucking nigger ape
>>217763674Ew no>>217763686I second this too. Just bring back Halle berry or some mulatto looking unknown actress.
>>217777765Kek, bring Tessa Thompson
>>217763992this reminds me of lupitas nyongo absolute bat-shit crazy perfect ass that remained covered in all the avengers and black panther movies.
>>217764363>cgi your space hair>dont go full sci-fi and have glowing-floating in space hairthey make these movies for normies after all.
>>217763674I am so fucking sick of seeing this ugly groid.
>>217763674Is this the wicked woman? Wtf
>>217767103he's going to bing bing her wahoo and shower her later with banana peels instead of flowers because apparently they burn everything in sight now
>>217767643What sluts
>>217765242Yeah cute if you like looking at a bitch and seeing her dad's manface lol
>>217763674just dont hire Ariana Grande, i was tired of seeing acting like fucking weird and autistic lesbians
>>217778208She's beautiful and any previous idealised view of (((Hollywood))) women you had should be mind-wiped. Stop expecting nice things. This is what beauty looks like in 2026.
>>217763674Storm girlboss kino incoming https://youtu.be/h84gHxWQ5jI
>>217763992That bitch has an insanely high forehead. I am sure not just natty but because their dumb way to braid hair has ripped it out by the root over the years but fuck me does it look unsettling. If any women ever needed plugs it's this bitch.
>>217778172Damn
>>217763811No it couldn't because she's terribly fragile looking, a poor actress and completely lacking in any kind of charisma. It's funny that she plays a witch because when I look at her she reminds me of one from the film 'witches' there's an evilness behind her eyes. She's sinister and creepy
>>217781259Lol, that gay jump she does with the rings in her hands. You really watch a monkey ass bitch like this and think "damn"? She looks like a retard.
>>217763674They deserved better.
>>217763674Why not just let Halle do it again? Everyone seems to like her and she’s still very hot. The only people “eying” this bald baboon are the ones trying to figure out what species it is.
>>217767219Cute tomboy
>Someone in an interview mentions the MCU and asks a hypothetical question on who she'd like to play.>She says Storm. >Click bait articles mention this with click bait headline.>It changes from, random question in interview, to, she's petitioning to play Storm.>Influencers and people comment on it, more slop bait on social media.>Gets shat out on /tv/ so bots and idiots can get mad over it.
>>217767555why do i assume that the response to this was negative towards the dude
If that old bitch is going to play Storm, Jessica Biel can perfectly play a mature Rogue.
>>217763674>Cynthia Erivo
>>217765608If all DEI hires looked like that, there would be no racism in the world.
>>217767573with she hulk from the recent show?
>>217782463Get Biel for emma frost and Elle for rogue
>>217767643
>>217782742I'll never forgive them for covering Kat's tits
>>217763688it's more than Cynthia as both an actress and person is so far removed from the character of storm that there is no way she can accurately portray her and instead will do some bullshit that is her interpretation of the character
Give her the mohawk.
>>217782730Rogue is supposed to be attractive though.
>>217763674Easy then, I'll pass on it
>>217782730the opposite, anon
>>217769961that's a drow elf
>>217763674Put some weight on and give her long white hair then fine.Also nose surgery.
>>217765917virgin
