Why haven't you watched the 2026 movie of the year so far?
>GIRLBOSS who needs NO MANDo I have to?
>>217765798More like psycho girlboss who DESPERATELY wants a man >>217765758I watched it. It was silly. Not bad, but silly.
>>217765758Cause I wanted a dumb fun monster film and not yet another social horror in a realistic setting
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>>217765758>She’s the boss nowAction movies need to appeal to the 70% of straight white males who can’t get a date because modern women’s perception of men has been horribly skewed by social media and dating apps.This movie, like so many others, is trying to appeal to an audience more interested in having their cervixes rammed by four different cocks a week in between margaritas at fashionable bars.The girlboss trope is over. It’s stale. Not even women show up for shit like this, and men aren’t showing up for it either. You don’t need to be Johnny Carson in a turban to predict how this will pan out. Sorry to shit on your stealth marketing thread OP but when you make a film that men don’t want to watch and women are too busy carouseling to attend, you’ll have a stinker on your hands. Raimi needs to get back to the shit that made him famous or he’ll be hocking his Mercedes for corned beef in a can like Coppola.
>>217766024The reason women dont show up is cause the film is too longThey prefer their girlbosses on short tiktok clips doing finger wagging and then a dance
>>217766024Then why is it doing well at the box office?
>>217765758Sneeding right now
>>217765758Ummm I need more details. Why is she the boss?
>>217765758>After a plane crash strands a capable female employee...Yea, fuck off with this girlboss trash.
>>217766109>listening to brown incels on /tv/ about anything You’ll only see discussion of newer movies once there’s a torrent out that they can watch on their shitty old laptops.
>>217765838What are some dumb fun monster movies you’ve enjoyed? I’ll try to come up with suggestions.
>>217766087>The reason women dont show up is.......they have zero desire to be "action stars". That's what men are for, and they'd much rather watch women being whores, like the Kardashians, rather than "heroes".
>>217766024>>217766087Lololol
>>217766109>$28 mil world wide box office>doing well
>>217766024>>217766087>>217766236Cope and poop.
>>217765758I enjoyed it. It was very Tales From the Crypt.
>>217766187>is that a competent female character???>AYEEEEEEEEE LE GIRLBOSS
>the vomit sceneheh
>>217766263Yes./tv/tards don't know but women watch horror movies all the time.
>>217765758Knowing that Sam Raimi went through a recent divorce adds a lot of context for this movie.
>>217766212Sam Raimi's past films, dumbassStop pretending you are a fan and that hes always made social commentary films
>>217766423I don’t think I’d describe those as 'monster movies'.
>>217765758It was pretty good. Very obvious there was permanent habitation on the island when she tabooed a section of the island >>217765838What? It's a plane crash survival picture, why would you think there'd be a monster? This isn't fucking Lost>>217766024>Action moviesWhat?
>>217765798>>Another chickflop, like that Dont Move flick with the cherokee girl from Yellowstone.Raimi was based, but now is just a joke.
>>217766442>What? It's a plane crash survival picture, why would you think there'd be a monster? This isn't fucking LostOK, smartass, I wasnt expecting a survival film when I heard Sam Raimi was returning to horror, I expected a supernatural horror filmBut keep pretending Sam Raimi has always done social commentary horror films in a realistic setting
>>217765758>that scene where she says "I might have no boss, but that's because Herr Fuhrer is not with us anymore" Jesus Raimi.
> all the consoomers in the comments pretending Sam Raimi has always bern Jordan Pele
>>217766507It’s more Tales From the Crypt than it is social commentary.
the moment she brought out an apple in a tropical island made the story sus already
>>217766526>in the comments ?
>>217766534Nice damage control after acting smug over how you know Sam Raimi's filmography and how you are "smart" for getting the social commentary of the film
>>217766569What the fuck are you talking about? I’ve seen all of his movies except Crimewave, For Love of the Game and The Gift. Would I put Send Help in my top 5? No, but I’m glad to see him making smaller movies like this again. Enough with your /pol/ brained woman hating nonsense.
>>217765798>>217765758I really liked it. The girlboss thing was few and far between.
>>217766550You smug assholes axt like social commentary horror without supernatural elements has always been Sam Raimi's thingHes a pioneer in over the top supernatural horror comedy
>>217766641I genuinely don’t know who you’re referring to and I don’t think anyone itt ever once inferred that to be the case.
>>217766597You are the asshole who brought up politics, not meI asked for a fun monster film, cause thats what Raimi usually do when doing horror, you acted smug over me not "getting" the social commentary
>AHHHHHHHHH I'M TRAPPED IN AN ISLAND PARADISE WITH A QT3.14 2T WHO WANTS MY COCK!!!! I WANNA GO BACK TO MY FIANCE WHO HAS ZERO TITS AND ASS DESPITE BEING BLACK AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!What was his problem? Was he gay?
Whats the sicial message in this profound social commentary movie?
>>217766680I can assure you that this is a well made Raimi movie that felt more like a throwback to Tales From the Crypt to me. But you seem to have made up your mind not to watch it, so I give up.
>>217765758I watched it, it's a little silly for my liking but it wasn't bad.
>>217766109>29 milly against a cost of 40 millyRemember that break even is generally 2.5x budget so get back to me if this ever hits 100 mill.This is the biggest cope since Nia DaCosta had her Wikipedia page updated to say shenholds the record for the highest grossing black female director for the Marvels after it lost almost a quarter of a billion.
>>217766536It was the chopsticks for me
>>217766716Yeah, Survivor McAdams was looking way too hot for him to still be acting miserable and disgusted by her presence. She’s great in the movie but pic related would’ve been more believable.
>>217766725I wont watch another modern social horror, yes
>fleshy sounds
>>217765838It was never advertised as a monster movie
>>217766680you’re fucking retarded. i genuinely question whether you can dress yourself.
>>217766801Maybe it's because I'm not a rich kid but even Elisabeth Moss would look like the most attractive woman in the world after she nursed me back to health and fed me. Hell, even if she showed interest in me now id be interested. She's not super ugly
>>217766905Well no fucking shit asshole, Im referring to when I heard the news of Raimi returning to horror without revealing what the film was about Kys, smug asshole
>>217766846Would you consider Misery a social horror? If not then this isn't either
>>217765758the very end is retarded and I'm glad I pirated a shitty copy of it. the look to camera? come on.
>>217766988Misery was about societal power dynamics?
>>217767045Kind of, yeah.
>>217767012I think the point it was all a dream
>>217766536And the sushi
it was great but I don't understand why she's into bradley. it almost felt like she wasn't into him for him but rather as a submissive male to fulfill a dom complex
>>217767143It seemed like she had kind of a crush on him from when they’d briefly interacted at the office Christmas party, but yeah, I think she mainly got off on him needing her and being in charge.
>>217767143>I just don't get why the mousey quiet girl was into her nice boss's young attractive fit sonTruly a mystery
>>217767214Until she smeared tuna on em
>>217766024She’s not a girlboss & none of her actions are ever condoned
>>217767300>expecting the anons who make posts like that to have actually seen the movie lol
>>217767321why are they even here
>>217767514Oops, misread your post. I have no idea why they waste so much time shitting on movies they haven’t seen, but that’s every topic board.
Sam Raimi going feminist as an old man gives of creeper vibesThink about it, these old timers go tjrough their youth gaslighting men who dont dress "masculine" enough and when they get old they dont white knight for extrovert MEN in outlandish fashion, all tje while these old fart male feminists have unkempt hair and wears baggy jeans and t-shirts and pretend to level with women who wears tight and expressive clothing and makeup
>>217767577Huh? The movie shows that she’s a bit of a weirdo who is competent at her current position, but doesn’t have the social skills to go any higher.
>>217767601She's afraid of being alone and can't maintain proper relationships. Do she stays in abusive ones or forces others into them. She refuses to make any decisions for herself and when she does it's to kill two innocent people. Linda is a terrible person
>>217767601Let me guess, you also claimed Barbie was based and not feminist at all?
>>217767682You’re not going to actually watch this movie so there’s no point in arguing with you.
>>217767647Yes, cause muh patriarchy But its oldfart Raimi projecting since hes one of those who was a fratboy who bullied other men he deemed not "masculine" enough when he was young
>>217767700I take that as you going on about how based Ken was and the intended hero of the film and the director just trolling when shes openly feminist
>>217765758I don't watch movies about women, the struggles presented are too ridiculous to not be distracting.
>>217767729I haven’t seen Barbie, but I have seen Send Help. Her being screwed over for a promotion has nothing to do with her gender or the patriarchy.
>>217767740Thats the plan b to bait the antifeminists, yesFeminists also use heroines like that to show how tje "patriarchy" shapes themJust realize Raimi has become a pervered oldfart desperate for female attention, even if just from women reading his comments or seeing his films without him meeting themMany such cases
>>217767786Are you drunk?
>>217767786Yeah but Bruce Campbell was gonna give her the promotion but after the son took over was supposed to give it to her instead but she messed up her chance by having eaten tuna and smearing it on his hand making her unprofessional and breaking office rules
>>217766348>rotten tomatoes
>>217766290>NOOOO!!!! YOU CAN'T NOT LIKE MY GIRLBOSS SLOP!!!!
>>217767815Yeah, that was on her. She dressed like a slob and ate gross smelling food at her desk. That’s not leadership behavior.
Soiboy approved
>>217766290How will this film change your life? Before watching it, you were an introvert dudebro in baggy jeans and t-shirts and unkempt buzzcut hair, living your life behind the computer screen and after watching it, you still live that lifestyle, which means tje film's message were useless for you
>>217766290You would outrage if a male hero wore makeup and tight and revealing clothing for his own smuggness sake like those female heroes that you worship do
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>>217767815Thats the "look what patriarchy made her into" and "the toxic male deserved it, lol" message, yes
>Women, please notice me! I dont have long left and I really need your attention!
>>217767939Nah, she could’ve gotten the job if she had played the game and been more confident and social.
>>217767962Oldfart too ugly to hit the gym, so he makes a movie as compensation instead
>>217767966Are you aware of how feminist storytelling works?Have you seen the SCUM play?
>>217765758I saw it. The best part is the entire end sequence.
>>217765758I have.
>>217767991>Have you seen the SCUM play? No idea what that is.
>>217768027Its a feminist theater play were men gets killed and its all excused with muh feminismA male simp directed a version of it here in Sweden and screamed about how you are sexist if you dont get why the heroine in the play kills menThis is how feminist narrative worksSo sad to see Raimi become a simp, his movies ised to be fun, I even liked Multiverse of Madness
>>217767713Bait used to be believable
>>217768122Tell that to the feminist producers of the film who think they both can have the cake and eat and trick consoomers like you for extra profit, just like they did with Barbie and the "based" Ken memes
>>217766290Yeah, kind of. Name an actually competent female in your life.
>>217766442I thought she was just trying to keep him away from where she saw the boat searching
>>217767577>Sam Raimi going feminist as an old man gives of creeper vibesIt's because he has a daughter
>>217765758it borrowed a lot of its plot from yellow jackets
>>217769097I hear people saying it ripped off Triangle of Sadness but really this is an old premise and Raimi's just doing a new spin on it.
>>217767300Yeah not falling for your stealth marketing. I’m happy to wait three weeks until it’s free to stream on Tubi.
>>217766850>NOOOO DON'T SUCK MY COCK AHHHHH
>>217768942Why should you become a feminist just cause you have a daughter?
>>217767300You said the same thing about Barbie
>>217766629post hand pajeet
>>217769318He's protective of her and has been forced to identify with her problems. It's pretty obvious why a guy with female children would be supportive of women's issues.
>>217766523kek
>>217769346So when you get a so you go soft and approve of him wearing a thong to the beach by that same feminist "her body her choice" argument?
>>217769346What "issues"? Women have more social freedom than men, but a turbosimp like you wouldn't know
>>217769357Sure, if you want>>217769366I don't know what you faggots want, this situation is self-explanatory. Like if your kid was retarded you'd be worried about retard shit too. It's the way it works.
>>217769381Except feminism is hypocrisy and you are an introvert dudebro simping for extrovert women while gaslighting men who dont adjust to the dresscodes A male wouldn't be allowed to show up at work in makeup and tight and expressive clothing purely for his own show of and dressplay like Rachel McAdams character doesBut like I saud, you are merely simping and dint know what the word "equality" meansYou male feminists will gaslight emo men in makeup for how immature they are only to then go into murderous aggresion mode if someone dont approve a woman wearing a thong bikini to the beach or hot pants with a sports bra at the gym
>>217769418I'm saying "people who own dogs care about dog stuff" and you're responding "how dare you defend dogs don't you know dogs are hypocritical communists you dogsimp I hope you get destroyed by the dogs you love so much"Eat your cheerios and have a nice snooze
>>217765758>thought they gave her those moles to maker her uglier>checks out its her real molesdamn couldnt stop looking at that thing the whole moviewhy dont she remove it
>>217769446Didja notice her belly button?
>>217769436You are a male feminist whore dont realize women have more social freedom than men The films message falls flat cause of thisGo cut off your balls while youre at it
>>217769467Murch lurve frum khazakstang
>>217769436So if you have a son you approve of him wearing a thong, or how is it "sexism" to not approve of your daughter wearing a thong?
>>217769479huh
>>217769485Your feminist logic is that its "controling" and "objectifying" to not approve of women wearing skimpy clothing at the gym or at the club and that you hate your daughter if you are not a feminist, so if you dont approve of your son wearing skimpy clothing at the gym or at the club, then that means you objectify him, control him and hate him?How can it be "sexist" to not approve a female privilege?
>>217769506oh
the fact that we never saw her naked but we saw the male naked makes this a woke movie
>>217769592We got to see nipple slip though, that takes much more power
>>217765758I have and it's great, hopefully Raimi's new movie isn't 15 years after this one lol
