>no sex you will have.
You don't need to see the prequels.
>>217768303Yoda never said that.
>>217768430It's part of the Jedi doctrine. He most likely said something to the effect of that at some point.
>>217768303Sooo.....how do they make new jedis then?
>>217768512They kidnap children and indocrinate them.
>>217768536These are the protagonists?
>>217768303Not with women, no...but hey, little green bussy doesn't count.
>>217768478Then why were Kit Fisto and Aayla Secura fucking?
>>217768303What the fuck is that retarded frog thing
>>217768603They were hot and not retarded like Anakin
>>217768603In what story did that happen? I question whether their genitals would be compatible
>>217768606That was the old young Yoda
>>217768339Based. Star Wars movies ended in 1983, and the last bit of Star Wars media was released on the N64, Rogue Squadron.
>>217768303>Not with a Jedi..
Yoda is the only sex jedi master around, he basically raped Luke.
>>217768303Not like I was having any before
>>217768430he did, but OP missed the comma after no
>>217768512The Jedi could have sex just not form attachments. No doubt the Jedi peacekeepers were fucking the locals as much as the UN peacekeepers do. IIRC in one of the books Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan ran into a jedi on a backwater planet that was addicted to whores but the Jedi council didn't give a fuck
>>217768642It was in an old Legends comic. In Star Wars most species are compatible at least the humanoid ones.
>>217768303I got a girlfriend. This shit isn't worth it if you're an introvert.
>>217768303Jedi went from being family men with kids to weird, creepy asexual cultists. Thanks George.
>>217770051Jedi used to have white families with a wife and three children and large suburban houses in high-trust neighborhoodsWhy did George take this from us
>>217768536The Jedi are LGBTQABCXYZ+?
>No sex for a few months?! You ask the impossible master! No one of age could possibly go without sex for a half year without turning insane or dying!
>>217769773Heh, it's like I'm back in the elementary.
>>217770142>WHAT DO YOU THINK THE YOUNGLINGS ARE FOR?!
>>217768748Cringe boomer. You’re the exact type of manchild faggot Disney Wars tried to appeal. You make me sick. The OG Battlefronts alone mog anything you like.
>>217768748>didn't get into empire at war, battlefront or kotor
>>217768748i get not liking the prequels but goddamn, imagine missing out on KOTOR because of your pathetically smug allegiance to the OT. people like you are why nu wars turned out the way it did.
>>217770172>UH, KILLING? DUUUH YOU OLD FART!
>>217768478You can have as much sex as you want as long as you don't form attachments.
>as long as you kill the younglings afterwards
>>217768777Based Sheev.
>>217768430That's not Yoda, retard. Pic related is Yoda.
>>217770172Didnt know Jedi Master Epstien was on the council
>sex is not the jedi way
>>217770101yea thats why anakin went crazy he had a cis gf
>>217768303Way ahead of you, master.
>>217768748What about rogue leader?
>>217768430TRUE
>>217768303OP pic looks like a parody of Yoda. Jesus fucking christ the prequels were trash.
>no sex allowed>meanwhile you allow female jedis in miniskirts swinging meatsaber
>>217768303Oh yeah? Come here you little shit!>*rapes him*
>>217771307That's probably why George replaced it with CGI in the 2011 3D rerelease
>>217768303>Force ability is genetic >no Jedi breeding program
>>217771448Shouldn't Jedi just go extinct? It's basically a force user castration program.
>>217768748>and the last bit of Star Wars media was released on the N64, Shadows of The EmpireFixed.
>>217768303Jedi don't need to have sex. They get pleasure by killing the separatists. The good old bloodlust. Nothing like it. Nothing gets the blood going like a good killing spree. I can only imagine how Darth Vader felt when he was slashing the children in the jedi temple after order 66 was given, you know? No wonder his eyes were all bloody red because he was really high from the bloodlust. When you are really high your eyes get all bloddy red and shit.
>>217768303Yoda kinda looks like Mark Hamill here.
>>217768748Lots of cope & seethe generated, well done
>>217772778Was just about to post this, kek.
>>217772763based
>>217768303The jedi order remind me of virtue signaling shitlib progressives, they claim to be the good guys and keepers of peace and order, funny enough nobody appointed them to be any of that, they appointed themselves to be both judge, jury and executioner with the approval of the senate for some reason, and anyone who doesnt agree with them either get terminated by a jedi or sent to jail, the republic worry about trade disputes ad spends all its resources solving them and if theyre opposed by lets say a trade federation that doesnt agree with the new laws and doesnt want to pay high taxes just to be able to use a certain route the republic goes to war with them and sends their own secret military army of jedies at them,, meanwhile back in corusant theres a rampant drug problem, and down in the lower levels of the city there are literal mutants roaming about and the whole place is run by degenerate gansters, yet the empire are the ones portrayed as nazis hmmm what does all this remind you of?Anyway Palpatine was right and did nothing wrong.
>>217770932He was but the Order had him assassinated because he was gaining to much attention
>>217768430he literally said it in the OP you can tell because the text is green so it's a quote
>>217768603So, that's where he got his name>>217768622
>>217771448Their women were dying due to no will to live.
>>217771189This would be the only technique banned by sith and jedi
These aren't the waifus you are looking for.
>>217770172It's Jedi, not Jewdi
>>217768303>that one force sensitive kid kicked out of the gay abstinence cult for using the force to jerk themselves offI'm sure fanfic retards have trodden the territory to death but the force is a coomer cornucopia. Physical restraint, hypnosis, etc. It's obviously tonally out of wack but logically the best prostitutes in the galaxy would be force sensitive. Any horny organism would immediately see the value in and explore the potentials of using the force for lust driven purposes.
