I think women can be funny
>>217768764I don't get itIs the joke sex?
>>217768776yeahincense = incest
>these are 20 year old girls
>>217768764Apologies womankind, I wasn't familiar with your game.
>>217768764Connor is gay. They should take his pay and give it to Tamara.
Is she retarded, what if he wanted mom son incest
>>217768764contrived joke
I'm an only child. Do anons with sisters ever think about it?
>>217769024No my sister is fucking grossI've seen her tits and my friends in high school all said she was hot but no fucking wayFirst off you know all the retarded shit they've ever done, but also all the gross shit, all the ugly crying, retarded yelling fights with their parents, and so on and so forthI'm almost thirty now but I still remember being told to go beat each other with sticks by our drunk father; she's my sister not a fucking dateShe is a fucking hoe though; total slut who's current boyfriend is in prison and has had up to three boyfriends at a time in the past, so if you see her shoot your shot she can only really upgrade and puts out easy
>>217769024Fuck no. My sister is obese and looks like me and my brother.
oy vey, I am the most jewish anon ITT
>>217769024I jerk off to incest porn daily and I dont think about my sister that way
>>217768764Them trying is the funny part
>>217769024I have 4 sisters and no, you simply aren’t attracted to them no matter how their objective body and face numbers stack up.
>>217769024the only way you could is if you weren't raised together. i have twin hapa cousins i would totally fuck but my sisters definitely not
>>217769024>Do anons with sisters ever think about it?This is a thought that only someone without siblings can have. Having a sister is like having a living mirror reflecting every aspect of yourself that you are insecure about and hate + she's a manipulative little shit and retarded. Plus they fucking reek.
>>217769024Only if you were molested at a young age
i was distracted by my urge to breed both so didn't really find it funny.
What a terrible setup for a joke. Nobody writes diaries anymore. What man wants incense for their birthday? Also the joke was stolen:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPs8f50_4OM
>>217769319He didn't really want incense retard learn to interpret media
>>217769368lmao youre dumb. You don't even get the premise of some shitty youtube sketch.
>>217769383You can't tell without context whether the joke is that he wants to fuck her or if it's that she misread incense
>>217768793Ohh kek that is funny.
Only if boob humor makes a comebackhttps://youtu.be/RXTJMBqwtew?si=tDy2SsOpe_61kAxD
>>217768764Only fat black women for me
>>217769242Westermarck effect is pretty interesting. I saw a documentary once that was about siblings who only met for the first time as adults and had become couples.
>>217769401She misread incense. Go be dumb somewhere else.
>>217769024Oh thank God the replies are normal. If this were /pol/....Anyways humans legit have a built in mechanism that prevents them from being attracted to their immediate family members (siblings, parents and children)The exceptions are legitimately ill, their brain chemistry is off and they're likely to be into other degenerate shit
>>217769135>>First off you know all the retarded shit they've ever done, but also all the gross shit, all the ugly crying, retarded yelling fights with their parents, and so on and so forthThat makes sense. Also probably goes a long way to not putting women up on a pedestal, huh?
>>217769409I've got jungle fever so bad bros
Someone post "you don't cars in a street"
>>217768764Did a woman write the scene?
>>217769409This one is kind of funny.
>>217769024Here's an easy way to understand why you wouldn't be attracted to your sister:You see in her face similarities with ALL your family, not just the cute girl side.You also could see parts of your grandfather or your dad or uncle and all male family membersIt's not a random girl that happens to live with you nigger, it's your SIBLING and what makes her SIBLING is literally sharing genes which includes face arrangement.
>>217768764>can no longer google image search faces>can't ask gemini or grok because they're retardswhat's the fucking show reeee
>>217768799I don't know, the blonde one seems to be pushing 30
>>217769562CrackerMilk
>>217769595>it's just shitty youtube shortswell fuckty thoughbeit
>>217769135>so if you see her shoot your shot she can only really upgrade and puts out easyNice, what's her socials?
>>217769024Maybe when I was 14 and if she was wearing a paperbag over her face.
>>217768764brevity is the soul of witbut i guess content impact needs length instead of hits
>>217769412that sucked
>>217769024I objectively know my sister is an attractive woman, but I wouldn't want to touch her in an intimate way ever, it's just how a brain is wired when you had a normal upbringing.I did want to fuck my niece though, but that's probably because I saw her only once a year and she was literally flirting with me. We both were 12 or something.
>>217771015>I did want to fuck my niece though, but that's probably because I saw her only once a year and she was literally flirting with me. I' m a monster... ;_;
>>217769440Also if you grew up in different families, whether due to foster care or whatever the fuck.
>>217769024You think I'm gonna let some other dude fuck my sister? Nah, if anyone's gonna bang her, it's gonna be me. Outta respect.
>>217769024when I was a kid, my friend wanted me to borrow him my toy periscope so he could spy on his older sisters as they would be in the bathroomthe other kid said he touched his baby sister's snatch because it looked funny
>>217768764>misunderstanding based on two words that sound similar when spoken but are spelled very differently>set up is she read it in his diarywhoever wrote that sketch is fucking retarded
>>217768764I just got hard
>>217771344It's the lack of oxygen.
>>217771344It was an audio diary like in star trek
>>217769024when i was going through puberty i used to suck on my sister's dildo after she'd used it but it wasn't because it was her's specifically, i was just horny for pussy
>>217769264Sounds like you have an ugly sister, mate.
>>217771344also 1) he's a grown man who loves incense so much that other people know he loves it 2) but doesn't just buy it for himself despite how cheap incense is and 3) that other girl didn't already get it for him
>>217769024Hell no
>>217768764wow this is just like summertime saga
>>217771344>>217771477>>217771517Are you guys retarded? The joke is that the blonde (who didn't read the diary) thought her BF was into incense, whereas the sister and him were fucking the whole time and he wrote about his incestuous fantasies in his diary.
>>217769024older sister and no, its just a hot taboo in fictional contexts
>>217769024>itt:homosexuals
>>217769024No but I autistically stare at my older sister's face because she's very pretty and beauty like that is rare in today's world.
>>217771540you're an actual moron
>>217771540>the blonde (who didn't read the diary) thought her BF was into incenseWhy would she think this if it wasn't true, she either knows that he wants incense or read the diary correctly.
is there anything more cringe than comedy police?
>>217771583maybe she caught him googling incest and he said it auto corrected from incense to coveri choose to believe the hot girl fucked her brother
>>217771546That took me a second because I forgot there was actually a time when white people would want to own blacks.
>>217769024No. I do think about my cousin though
>>217768776Only comedy women know
>>217768764why would a guy want incense? h I get it hes gay a wouldnt find his ugly sister attractive anyway haha
>>217771344the joke is women cant read
>>217768764Too forced with the additional "incense ?" and extra few seconds, but yes actually a joke for once (even if some may say it's "muh vagina")
>>217769024I used to finger my twin sister back in middle school
>>217771565good morning
>>217769024I only have brothers and I "want" to fuck "my sister" but if I had one I'm sure I'd be disgusted It's like everyone has a mother, but guys into "mommy" stuff rarely want to fuck their actual mother
>>217769242Not being raised together supposedly leads to a reverse Westermarck where they actually become incredibly attractive
>>217771546hehehe
>>217772267maybe he's religious or a pot smoker
>>217772418I'm into mommy stuff and I think it's because I hate my mother
>>217771477how do you read an audio diary
>>217771546That's honestly a good one
Of course. Sarah Squirm is the queen of gross out humor! Don't watch if you're squeamish!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVvh3V_GUg4
>>217769409I think this might be my favorite
I mean come on. for a girl it's pretty funny. also hot
>>217769024you really really really shouldn't
>>217772480Many such cases
>>217769024No no and no fucking way, sister and mother cannot even be considered sexual beings. I always laugh with my wife who has brother how siblings are portraites in cinema almost as lovers.
>>217768764you're wrong
>>217769024>half-sister got the Chreub face from her dad's side of the family>but she also got their schizophreniaIt was always too late.
>>217772131>>217768776left side of the curve must be hella fun
>>217771481ew
>>217768764Sauce.
>>217769135my mom used to give us knives and tell us to kill each other if we got into too big of a fight, worked everytime
>>217769440it's not just family members, it's also people that were raised alongside you, iirc there's a name for this but I can't remember at all what it is. I remember reading a summary of a study about it but even then afterwards I thought that didn't make sense since in some cultures all the children from a same generation are raised collectively so that'd bar similar age-group relationships locally. I wasn't patient enough to look more into it though so maybe I just misunderstood.
>>217774805oh nvm this anon said it here >>217769417I'd like the name of that documentary, must be strange odds that this kind of thing happens at all.
>>217771605and then he made a diary entry to back up his story, smart kid
>>217772267to clear out the sex musk after he's done with his incest, duh
>>217769024Makes the hairs in the back of my spine stand up. Hell no she isn’t even pretty
>>217772871sibliings like this exist, although the two pairs I've seen act this way had a lot of trauma bonding from bad childhoods. You shoulda chosen the incest siblings that Ross got involved with for the pic though.
>>217768764Funny women are rare. But I have worked with, and dated a few over the years. Life kinda takes the humor away from them over time. Humor is a precious gift, boys. If you can make people laugh you've got a powerful tool. I think it's often a sign of high intelligence. But whatta I know? I'm a big stupid.
Who is the blonde?
>>217771481What did it taste like, maybe you were actually just gay for fake dicks
>>217772480Weird. I hate your mom too and I'm not into mommy stuff.
>>217774761>worked everytimeHow many of your siblings did you kill?
>>217771481This is the fucking gayest shit I've read today nigger.
>>217771481like when it was still wet? that's gnarly
>>217769024sisters and mother? hell nawbut aunties and cousins?? HELL YES!!i've sniffed their shoes, socks, panties, given them foot massages, spied on them in the shower, licked their feet while they sleptall the classic brownoid low iq shenanigans you might expect from a 3rd world nigger like me
>>217769409Dante vs Vergil
>>217771575Based>>217772405If I had a twin sister would I have avoided being khhv?
>>217769169Kek, so if your sister was hot you would?
>>217769593Neither of those women are blonde.
>>217776700The non-sister one is clearly blonde though
>>217769024Any man who lives with a woman they cant fuck becomes repulsed by them fairly quickly. Women are terrible human beings
>>217769024The straight ones do
>>217769024my sister has fat tits but I still don't really want to fuck her
>>217769427This is crackerjack.au, they definitely meant incest.
>>217769024noI have two sisters, one older and one youngerfucking disgustingespecially that period of life around 12-15 when they couldn't throw out a tampon correctly to save their fucking lifeI still remember seeing a bloody tampon sitting on the edge of the sink, dripping a small amount of blood into the sink
>>217777131I should add, them having friends, that was nicenot as nice when they brought their boyfriends over though
>>217771481>didn't ride itokay faggot
What isn't talked about enough is that sisters smell bad
>>217769024I fooled around with my sister when I was young, I was 6 and she was 10 or 11. I'm sure she was being abused by someone at the time and she may have just wanted to see what it was like to be on the giving end of things. I just happened to be there as an easy outlet.
>women>funny
>men only see women as sex objects>women make jokes about them being sex objects>this makes men angryPoor women, they literally cant win
>>217775837kek it always ended with us crying and our mom looking like she just dog whispered us I did knife a kid's hand when I was 9, complete accident though we were both fighting over the knife and he grabbed it by the blade like a retard, I had to go apologize because he was 'prodigy' violinist so I might have fucked up his future
LOL WE DO BE LIKE THAT DOE!
>>217777894this is inaccurate, I have all my ustensils in a shoebox and all my condiments in my extralarge fridge. I don't waste paper on wiping up spillage, just use rags made from old shirts.
>>217777894goofy looking neck
>>217769024No. It's called the Westermarck Effect. Basically there is this familiarity that negates sexual attraction. So even if one of you was adopted, you wouldn't want to fuck her.Here's another way to look at it. If you're not a pedo, in which case you've got other problems, you have lived with them long before either of you were sexual beings. And it's not like she goes from baby to booba overnight. Maturing is so gradual, day by day, that you still see her as the little kid you grew up with, which she is.>>217776491I don't know how serious this anon is, but fuck it, I'll admit it. I've got a smoking hot cousin and a couple aunts I'm attracted to. I have an adult aunt I see once or twice a year, I'm sorry, but those same effects just don't kick in. The vacation photo of her in a bikini she keeps framed on her wall doesn't help. And cousin attraction really isn't that bad. Even if you had children together, which we're not even talking about, there's barely any additional risk of genetic flaws? 3% more or less than a total stranger I think?
>>217777894It wasn't literally me until she unravelled half the roll of kitchen paper to mop up. Then it was literally me.
>>217777894I leave cupboards open because it doesn't matterI am more frugal with paper towel than anyone I knowTowels go on the floor in MY roomI was going to use the spoon again later you stupid fucking bitch stop throwing it in the sink godamnit FUCK
>>217768764Wrong webm
>>217768776He's a gay hippy dip, that's the joke
>>217768764I should buy a diary (journal).
>>217769024I was molested alongside my sister and so I grew up eating her out in the backyard. She was three years older than me. Good times! Now we're just trauma bonded and close. Never would do anything ever again, no desire for it.
>>217769024No. My sister is even pretty and yet there is something viscerally repugnant about her. That incest shit might be hot in AVNs nd porn or whatever but in real life it doesn't even begin to make sense.
>>217777894I dont like putting stuff in the sink itself because it becomes yucky in my head, when they are not in the sink I dont feel slight disgust when touching them to clean
>>217769409okay this was funny
>>217779021Father?
>>217769445hmm it kind of makes sense. 2 guys I know who were raised in women only households (mom+sister+gma) jerk off to gay shit
>>217768776She misheard the word incense and thought of ‘incest’It’s a very woman brained approach to humor because it involves sex, but in a twisted and weird way
>>217769409Ok, that’s actually funny LOLGive this bitch a stand up comedy gig
>>217779101He was around. Current status is parents are divorced and he's made 0 attempt to speak to me or my immediate siblings in 24 years. Older sister was my half sister. I have about 13 other half siblings. The molestation was by my older half brother, her full brother. Shits a mess.
>>217769409this took me a long time to get but it made me smile in the end :)
>>217779691You seem to have a good head on your shoulders. Good luck anon.
>>217779997I'm a mess but I appreciate the kind words. Best of luck to you too anon.
>>217773640you should know
>>217779073true, sink is for dirty dishes. spoon i used to stir a cuppa is not dirty, i might use it again.
>>217777894tfw you realize this bitch has never seen a woman's bedroom room...they live like a homless person behind a goodwill with food containers and clothes every fucking where
>>217777894>>217778617>It wasn't literally me until she unravelled half the roll of kitchen paper to mop up. Then it was literally me.I also felt personally attacked by that part.
>>217775586nta but i'm going to guess it tasted like the inside of his sister's pussy
>>217769024My sister is white and a healthy weight and 4 years younger than me. That alone puts her in the top 100 million most attractive women on the planet. Objectively she's probably around a 6/10. In my most socially isolated NEET years where she and my mom were literally the only female interactions for months on end, I never once thought she was even mildly attractive. I think incest porn is hot.
