Which are the ones that Pitt used to beat up when he got drunk and surly?
>>217770314>collecting kids of different races like accessoires You couldn't parody these people.
The non-whites
>>217770314And with your powers combined I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!
>>217770314Brad Pitt is the physical embodiment of fake tough guy
>BRADDU PITTU NROOOO!
>>217770449I'm not sure he's ever tried to present himself as a tough guy outside acting as one in a handful of movies.
>>217770449I mean he did beat the shit out of his son on a private jet. I wouldn't call that fake tough
>>217770314The asian one but only because he tried to challenge his dominance on the count of he was with angelina first.
>>217770466Please don't repost.
>>217770314As long as he didn't rape them, our new standards are lowered
>>217770539Kek could rice nigger BE any more pathetic?
>>217770466>Second rule of fight club: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB>Third rule of fight club: no asians
>>217770509He didnt even do that, just lunged at him. Jolie only reported the events she claims happened 6 years after they happened and only right after Brad sued her for the wineyard. Just pointless revenge.
>>217770314>millionaire celebrity considered the peak of white masculinity>still compelled to raise someone else's brown kids like a cuckGrim.
>>217770754>compelledI'm pretty sure he could have said "No."
all his kids including his biological ones hate him btw
>>217771827Why do you want this so much?Do you hate your father too?
>>217771827Tends to happen when your wife gets the kids and tells them everyday how horrible your father was. It's what my mom did.
If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that cabin.
>>217770314I think it's funny that little asian one (on the right) seems like his actual, genetic son. Brad Punji-pit.
>>217770314Brad Pitt’s son and his boyfriend.
>>217771811At that level of fame and fortune everything you do is for other people, not yourself IF you want to keep said fame and fortune.
>>217771963Brad really was a bad father that his son turned into a pixie. Having a batshit crazy mother doesn't help either. The boy didn't stand a chance.
>>217770449Honestly I think he's respectably normal unlike certain other actors
>>217770486He did have that one "Wahlberg on a normal flight to Vietnam" type quote about "le me too" about how if he knew he would have totally beat everyone up and stuff and Hollywood would have been saved
>>217770754You zoomoids are retarded, he was never considered "the peak of masculinity" and was always a "pretty boy" type (though admittedly a lot more "rugged" than full twink)You niggers are actually woman brained where "attractive=le ebin masculine gigachad"
>>217771963There ought to be a study on the rate of trans or LGBT in the children of Hollywood actors vs the general population.
>>217770466>konnichiwa maddox
>>217770314The ones whose hands he isn't holding (the ones that aren't his)
>>217770509>"""beat the shit out of"""">"""his""" son
>>217771827The mom shits on him constantly and definitely imbued the real kids with some sort of bull that their nigger siblings are equal to them, after that fiasco in the plane. Fucking evil to put a wedge between kids and a parent, especially by using mongrels to supercede their biological father.
