I'm fucking sick of how people on here treat Warwick Davis, a fellow human being.
>>217770679A what?!>Did OP just say "ring bearer?"
>>217770679MIDGE
Total midge death
>>217770679It's a high bar to clear
>>217770679He is a superior Peter Dinklage
>>217770679more like half a human being
>>217771496That's Midge OBE
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>>217770679Can someone give me a quick rundown on why we are supposed to hate him? The only thing I know about him is that he's a midget.
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>>217772479nothingburger I take it? looks like old twitter and the fact he sued over cyberbullying makes it even funnier
>>217772479>Internet site 4chan.org threatened to rape, kill and dismember himIt's great when boomers think a website is a sentient entity that can carry out threats on its own.
>>217770679He’s a really shitty actor who never would have had a career if he wasn’t wee.
>>217772502Who the fuck is he suing, exactly? Seems a little…short sighted.
>>217772543You missed half the sentence retard, learn to read
>>217772479>13.78 million in damagesHow did they get to that number? Or is it a height joke?
>>217772439he cheats at limbo contests
>>217772479Good news guys. His case against us was thrown out. For one thing, you cannot sue for that much in small claims court, but more important, when the bailiff called for all to rise, the judge had warwick taken into custody for contempt. They put him in a cat carrier.
>>217772502how would you feel if you saw someone write about you that they would like to crush your skull with steel toed boots?
>>2177727624chan
>>217772885stumped
>>217772479so... we're supposed to hate him because people on 4chan already hated him, and he decided to take action against it?
>>217770679unironically one of the better midges in the industry
His documentary on the treatment of little people during the holocaust taught me a lot. I especially enjoyed the segment about Anne Cocktail Frank
>>217772502crybullying?In what way?
>>217773101this is how that little fucker gets all his clothes custom made for cheap... conning the good folks at Build-a-Bear
Reminder that he has a normal daughter who they ostracize and keep hidden because she doesn't fit the "midget family" aesthetic. Only ever seen at the UK premier party of Order of the Phoenix.
>>217773146theyre afraid of her. they know she could juggle them like grapefruit if she pleased so they had her excommunicated
>>217773146Wait seriously who the fuck is this girl??
>>217773146She's like a real life muggle-born.
>>217773146Her name is Reachwench Davis. The reason you never see her nowadays is her back is horribly hunched from licing in their built to scale house, and from being forced to wear only hand me ups from her "big" sister.
>>217773146he doesn't have a daughter without dwarfism.
>>217773231then who tf is this
>>217770679well... legally speaking, he's at least three fifths of a human being, but I dunno if I would call him a fellow
>>217773244Snow White is my guess
>>217773215>hand me ups
>>217772914It's just a meme. Geesh
>>217772914Some people like >>217773506 would have you believe that
>>217773506I don't think smashing up someone's skull is a meme, buddy.
>>217770679I want to dissect him.
What I would give to kidnap Warwick Davis and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. Just terrible degradation and shameful acts. It would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. If I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. A really big dog like a mastiff. He would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. A big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? Might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place the key inside with him but put it in a high place. Not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. It would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. Just so many things i would do.
>>217773609Why? So you can become Death, destroyer of worlds? You do not go splitting a midget.
>>217772885I would understand that people are being absurd on the internet for laughs.
>>217773146It would be horrifying to be a normal person raised in a family of midgets. There is nothing wrong with you, but you are probably made to think there is as you grow up in a house designed for halflings.
>>217770679Birthday boy
I'm afraid you are SHIT at Tenable, you retarded faggot.
>>217773852if I shook a magic 8 ball and it came up that little fuck I think I'd end it
>>217772479This is one of those cases that calls for exemplary punishment
>>217773852Who the fuck thought a midget game show was a good idea?
>>217773921It's a good idea when midgets get tortured when they fail
Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost role off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.It'd suck being a midge.
>>217772479>there are limits to how free speech is
>>217773946No, but there are hight regulations for rollercoasters. Life is a bitch. I am not the one that made is mother look a gypsy in the eye when she was pregnant/
>>217773614>Might as well be a dragonGets me every time
>>217773644well, it's not that funny, is it?
>>217773605No, it's definitely a meme.
>>217773146>"No, father. I don't think I will eat my vegetables">picks him up like a toddler>places him on top of the tallest shelf in the house>the rest of the family start to freak out, but the child silences them with just a glance>they know there is still more room on the tall shelf, and dare not speak out
>>217773614you, my friend, are a degenerate piece of shit.
>>217774025ehhhhhhh no it's not.
>>217774034 I'd love to play a game of Fridge The Midge with Warwick Davis. What's Fridge The Midge, one might ask? It's simple: you put a midget in a refrigerator. You and the boys put him in the crisper drawer, shut the door, gather 'round, drink some cold ones, and laugh yourself lightheaded over hearing the pathetic little midget's futile attempts to escape. He's not strong enough to push the door open, he doesn't have the leverage or space to even get the crisper drawer open, the cold is slowing him down, he's running out of air, he knows it's almost over for him and starts screaming for help. Maybe you liven things up a little by shaking the refrigerator to spook him, or say "oh my God is somebody in there" and open the door to give him a glimmer of hope before slamming it shut and mocking him, it's up to you. I wouldn't recommend letting the midget die, that's when things get complicated. Though, I suppose it'll be easy to hide the body, considering... you know.
>>217773940This happened to one of the manlets at my gym
Warwick plays guitar.
>>217774063this is why it is so important to floss.
STEELTOEDCAP
>>217774055did you actually ask ai to make you that picture? how sad.I wonder if your mom knows how degenerate you are. That the person she loves and cherishes and took care of growing up, the person she used every fiber of her being to care for, to make your life the best it could possibly be. Imagine how sad she would be to see you know.You're probably still living in your mom's house, actually. Sitting all day with the curtains shut, posting crap on the internet. Any money you happen to make from your crap job is squandered on booze. You sleep on inflatable furniture.Your mom must be so disappointed.Either that, or she's a fucking dickhead alcoholic who agrees with you.
>>217774249stick to riddles you little cripple shit. Psychoanalasys is for big people.
>>217774324riddles? what riddles?also, I'm sorry, did I offend you?Actually, I don't care.
Do you know why midgets are always named shit like Warwick, or DInkledge, or Rullfletumkins? They do it on purpose to make it really hard to trick them into saying their names backwards and bamishing them to their dimension of origin. That is why you never meet a fucking midget named Bob.
>>217774368and you think we give a stooping fuck about your short world problems? Huff my flatus you sasuage fingered monster. .
>>217774435I'm the monster? That's rich.get a life.
>>217773146She's just stood on a smaller one's back
>>217774607Get a half-life! Yeah... you are the monster. A genetic abomination. Midgets are angry, bitter little creatures.
>>217774034>>217774249>>217774607midge
>>217774756what, you think I'm the Warwick Davis or something? Thicko.
>>217774055is this a character lora? Every time I try to do a prompt with Warwick, the model collapses, because it can't parse his freakish physiology with all the recent advancements in slop technology to reduce freakish hands and faces
>>217773940>Now you see an ant.>The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect.
>Look up [REDACTED] and tell me what you think. She already agreed to come from Slovakia for a week to visit and take pictures>sorrry no interest she's a midgeEpstein was so Based
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>>217774839You know how people can have gaydar for faggots? You are being strangled by my midget tripwire.
>>217773614https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yCx3etQdl0 how the FUCK did he get away with this
What did Carrie mean by this?
>>217774999I don't have dwarfism, but even if I did, I would be a human being all the same, just like Warwick.
>>217775096If he is a human whats wrong with his legs? Checkmate.
>>217775328I have not played foosball in forever
>>217775340then what if someone has cancer and has their legs amputated?then they're different. so they must not be human.
>>217775457does cutting your dick off make you a woman?
>>217775488no, of course not. but what is someone is born without legs, but are healthy otherwise. are they not human?
>>217775488>>217775488yesall american "men" are circumcised and therefore women
>>217775650ehhhhh no they're not.you're very stupid.
>>217775457nta but midgets do not have a soul, therefore they are not human
>>217774042his skull is unsmashedit is a memebesides, there isn't a hammer small enough to smash just his head
>>217775851actually, people with dwarfism do have souls.you're an idiot.
>>217775888ehhhhhh no it's not.
my gf made me see that harry potter cake show last week and in defense of the midge he's absolutely ice cold about his food and demolished a lot of people that tought he was gonna be whimsical an nice.
>>217775919explain and I may rethink my crawlspace of terror.?
>>217776028explain why people with dwarfism have souls?or why you're an idiot?I don't think the second option needs much explanation
>>217776249So we all agree then, that the existence of dwarf souls are not self evident.
>>217776348dwarfs are human beings. human beings have souls. it's not hard.
>>217775919>>217776249>>217776434midge
>>217776434someone has a gnome in their gene puddle
>>217776028>>217776504In every major religious, philosophical, and medical context, people with dwarfism are recognized as human beings with the same spiritual essence and rights as any other person.There's Google AI for you, bigots.
>>217776659thats only if you look in the fine print. Common sense will tell you that pygmys and orcs and shit are distant off shoots. Don't make it political with your lollipop guild agenda.
>>217776727ok, well, you keep living in that sad, bigoted world then.
>>217776801And you keep living in a scale model of a human dwelling built out of a fucking mushroom.
>>217770679Just realized the South Park midget was modeled on this guy's appearance. How to get a cute midget or retard gf? I'd prefer a hottard like picrel but they are impossible to breed so a midget is a more sustainable waifu choice.
>>217777194gotta lower your standards bro. Have you considered a dead girl?
>>217776434>dwarfs are human beingsit's midge or midget. and no they're not.
>>217777337you can argue warwick is not a big star, but you have to admit he is a white dwarf.
>>217777277Nah bro, I'm not an incel. Happily divorced. A retard or midget would be hot because it accentuates the difference between the gender roles to have someone who is totally dependent on you. Also, I bet retarded chicks are horny as fuck. In high school we had retards jerking off everywhere and my ex-wife had a retard helper at work who constantly got caught jerking in the closets. I presume the female ones have the same sex drive.
>>217777377if you want a retard, candy on a string should do it. Midgets are mythical creatures, so somewhat rare. You should start by looking under bridges, at the ends of rainbows, and under coffee tables.
>>217775851Where in the bible are you getting that from?
>>217777337yes they are.
>>217772479Imagine getting butthurt over words on a screen
